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The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts.
POLITICAL VIOLENCE

WARNING:

With Jews, you lose (your life)!
   
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I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.
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—Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself

   
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Counting or not counting gang violence?
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—Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot

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Following a mysterious series of deaths among candidates of Germany's far-right AfD party, Charles James Kirk of Turning Point USA, a conservative political commentator and MIGA shill with the most moderate and mainstream opinions evar, got sniped in the neck at a political rally on September 10th, 2025, where he died under a banner that read "prove me wrong" immediately after talking about gun violence. He was friends with Trump and Israel, two entities that can be trusted to treat their friends nicely.

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give me head 'til i'm dead

Chances are he was killed by Israel, if this guy has anything to say about it:

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uh oh goy figured it out

It is highly likely that Charlie is currently in Hell, befriending people such as Charlotte Fosgate and George Floyd.

Videos

Tyler Robinson

 
Tyler Robinson
Born April 16, 2003 (22 years old)
Nationality: Deseret   
Highscore Minibosses: Killed 1
Top 50? Hell nah
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No
Motive Crime of passion • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome


Tyler James Robinson is the man at large for this crime who became a slightly more successful version of Thomas Matthew Crooks. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by Conservaturds and Democraps bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right groyper who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate (Powerword: Lance Twiggs) and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to memory-hole any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.

Tyler Robinson’s gameplay style has strong parallels to Luigi Mangione, although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay furry games with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play Silksong while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.

In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by Desmond Holly, who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had his first copycat shooter who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in Dallas, TX.

The FBI released 2 screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family.

 
Charlie Kirk was yiffed in the neck by a knot shot.
 
How it began.

Just like the other Robin before him, he wrote some incredibly unfunny memes on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:

With the one engraved with "OwO what's this?" being the one to strike his neck.

—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.
Hear the governor say "notices bulge".
Former classmate describes him as a "Reddit kid".

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Graded Score

 
The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.
Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 More successful than Thomas Matthew Crooks.
Accuracy: 20/20 Clown down.
Style: 20/20 Just like JFK.
Butthurt: 20/20 Got more attention than school shootings.
Bonus: 20/20 Almost got away with it too...
-5 points for the forced memes though.
Plus -5 for being cringe.  Source
Total Score: 71/100 (C)
OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

       

 

Federal Bureau of Investigation


Known Accounts

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Charlie Kirk jokes

   
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It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.
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Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?
He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.
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What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?
Jumping to conclusions.
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If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University,
Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”
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Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?
He always finds the far right.
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The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…
…is that the jokes can get old.
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Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.
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Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..
…before going into a PVP zone.
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I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,
Somebody had to put their neck on the line.
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Turn and Point USA.
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They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.
The Israelis have offered to shoot it.
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“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.
“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.
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If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.
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Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.
But in the end, he leaned a little left.
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See Also

 

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[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Charlie Kirk is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

Charlie Kirk
is part of a series on Politics.
Ideologies: [You are wrong!We are right!]

Alt-right • Anarchy • Capitalism • Centrism • Communism • Conservatism • Cyanism • Democrat • Hippie • Liberalism • Libertarianism • Miltopism • Nazi • Nihilism • Neo-con • Pacifism • Republican • Reconquista • Socialism • Stoner Guru • Tory

Issues: [Fuck it, Too lazy.Get it fixed!]

Abortion • Arab Spring • Bahrain • Barron Trump • Birth • CISPA • Death penalty • Drugs • Environmentalism • Gays • George Bush doesn't care about black people • Girlfriends • Marijuana Addiction • Ground Zero Mosque • Marijuana Addiction • Mass Shooting • Gun control • Guns • Healthcare (2) (3)• Homeless • Housing Crisis • Hunting • Iceslave • Iran • Marriage • Miller Test • Miltopia • NAU • Pimpin' • Racism • Shoes • Taxes • Terrorism • Unemployment • War • Welfare

Politicians: [Rigging Elections is funVote for me]

Ahmadinejad • Akin • AOC • B.Allen • G. Allen • Angle • Ashburn • Bachmann • Bhutto • Bin Laden • H.Biden • J.Biden • Blagojevich • Blair • Boehner • G.Brown • S.Brown • Bunning • Jim Traficant • Dubya Bush • George H. W. Bush • Burr • Byrd • Cain • Cameron • Chavez • Che • Cheney • Chomsky • Chretien • Churchill • Clinton • Clinton II • Chelsea Clinton Hillary Clinton Clegg • Cohen • Coleman • Corbyn • Cowger • Craig • Cthulhu • Cunningham • Curtis • D'Alema • Dean • Delay • Duterte • Dwyer • Edwards • Fagan • Fiorina • Foley • Gerald Ford • Rob Ford • Geller • Gillard • Gingrich • Giuliani • Gonzales • Gore • Graham • Gravel • Greene • Griffin • Hague • Hanson • Harding • Harper • Harris • Hitler • Howard • Huckabee • Hussein • Jackson • James • Jidette • Johnson • Johnson, Boris • Kennedy • LaRouche • LBJ • Lott • Kerry • Kind • Kissinger • Kucinich • Lewinsky • Lieberman • Limbaugh • Loughner • Major • Marceaux.com • Marx • McBerry • McCain • McConnell • McHenry • McKinney • Mercer • Michael Bloomberg • Moore • Morocco Mole • Mussolini • Nader • Nixon • Obama • O'Donnell • Osborne • Paine • Paladino • Palin • Paul • Pelosi • Pence • Perry • Pinochet • Pritt • Putin • Quah • Quayle • Rasansky • Reagan • Rendell • Rice • Robertson • Romney • Rove • Rudd • Rumsfeld • Ryan • Saakashvili • Sanders • Santorum • Schumer • Schwarzenegger • Sharpton • Cyril Smith • Jacqui Smith • Spitzer • Stevens • Stranahan • Supreme • Taitz • Thatcher • Thompson • Thorley • TPMMuckraker Mole • Trudeau • Trump • Vance • Ventura • Vitter • Walz • Warsi • Washington • Waxman • Weiner • West • Williams • Wilson • Wolfowitz • X • Xenophon

Parties: [No beer? Fuck that.Hell yeah, a party!]

America's Third Party • Black Bloc • Dramacratic Party • Hard Party • Lemon Party • Liberal Party of Australia • North American DONG Party • OBAMACORN • Socialist Workers Party • Pirate Party • Zapatistas

Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

2013 US Government Shutdown • Blaming China • Captain Nigga Defenda • Cloward Piven Strategy • Critical race theory • Cuckservatives • Demockery • Doomsday Clock • G20 Toronto Lollercaust • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberal guilt • Macaca • #NotMySuperbowlChamps • Occupy Democrats • Operation Lemonparty • Raped Statistics • The Resistance • Upworthy • Wunderground

See also: 2012 Elections • 2016 Presidential Elections • 2020 Presidential Elections • 2024 USA Presidential Elections • Internet Politics • PizzaGate • Political communities • Roe v. Wade

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