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NotJustBikes
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ATTENTION!
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NotJustBikes aka Jason Slaughter is an 80-year-old Cuntnadian billionaire grifter with severe anger issues who became a refugee in Amsterdam because he is a selfish entitled scumbag and hates the fake London with a burning passion. He is the ultimate cynical doomer and will quickly block you if you disagree with his hatred for North American public transport. As expected, NJB is a racist who hates curry niggers. NJB fans are about as obnoxious and immature as MrEnter fans.
History
NotJustBikes was born in the fake London to a rich family. He inherited billions and used the money to travel around the world on sex tourism trips. He married a 30-year-old woman at age 70. In 2017, NJB started making anti-Murican propaganda videos.
Criminal record
In March 2018, NJB became inspired by Nikolas Cruz to shoot up Toronto city hall. However, because Trudeau hates gunz and freedumb, NJB was forced to settle for angrily cursing out the councillors and then going on a stabbing rampage. Before security could remove him from the building, NJB had already bought a one-way ticket to Amsterdam. He became stateless in 2019 and then fraudulently obtained Dutch citizenship in 2023. The Geert Wilders regime hates the woke faggot Truedolt and therefore refuses to extradite NJB to Canaduh. Not even the Donald Trump regime with its love of mass incarceration wants to extradite and imprison NJB in an Americunt federal prison.
Personality
NJB has severe anger issues. Criticism or disagreement with him or his fanbase is not allowed. NJB and his fanboys falsely assume all of North America is a lost cause and will forever be one giant carbon copy of Houston. Their ignorant generalising of entire continents places polar opposite cities such as Phoenix and NYC in the same categories. In true internet tough guy fashion, NJB will pull a bait and switch whenever his lies are refuted. He even hates his own fans and will only respond to his fellow rich people who pay premium on Patreon to message him. NJB is a frequent user of Bluesky. NJB is a socialist despite being one of the wealthiest people alive. He is extremely selfish and uncharitable.
Unfortunately, since NJB is a grifter and master manipulator, he successfully lied and cheated his way to 15 million YouTube subscribers and millions of views on each of his propaganda videos. He acts like he's the pimp of the urban planning community and decides who deserves to be forgiven for their past misdeeds. Because JewTube and its stupid "algorithm" bullshit since 2019 has been rigged and biased in favour of whatever clickbait is designed to provoke outrage and fear, NJB has become the most popular and famous urban planning internet personality. Due to his love of censorship, NJB has never received any penalties for his lies and violations of the "misinformation" rule. Not even his video mindlessly bashing Houston and generalising all of North America as a carbon copy of Houston was flagged and taken down like it deserves. Meanwhile, the still-negative but lightyears better video by Alan Fisher criticising Denver was taken down after being reported by NJB fanboy and angry Denver suburbanite Jason Spelts. NJB even blocked and sent death threats to fellow leftist CityNerd because CityNerd hates Dallas with a burning passion but likes Houston for some obscure reason.
Bigotry
NJB is a racist who hates curry niggers. He is also a ravaging anti-Semite who hates Jooz. He permanently cut off all contact with his lesbian daughter because she re-settled in New Amsterdam (instead of the old Amsterdam) and married a Jewish Ausfag girl. NJB started a whole subreddit named r/fuckcars which has an admirable goal of criticising car culture, but in practice is just an endless circle jerk off in a jitney of repeating the same old liberal propaganda about North America being supposedly doomed.
NJB is close allies with neo-nazi supporter Adam Something (aka Azov Nothing), a fake Marxist with similar extreme anger issues, hatred of MuRiCa, a sexual fetish for "Roma People", and censoring of any disagreement. As expected, both NJB and Azov Nothing are Vaush fanboys and accepted as members of the BreadTube cult.
Other YouTube channels that have completely sold out (such as AVGN) are NJB fanboys.
NJB hates poor people. Are you really surprised?
How to troll NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase
- Remind them New York City exists and has good transit.
- Suggest North America is not hopeless.
- Tell them to tone down the anger.
- Say Houston (though that city sucks too) is the best city ever.
- Tell any success story in North America.
- Be even remotely positive or optimistic.
- Share links to videos by CityNerd or Alan Fisher.
- Suggest that the Netherlands is not a perfect country.
- Ask him, like, why, he uses, like, so many, unnecessary, commas, and, why, he, like, says, like, too, like, fucking, like, much, too.
- Tell him to act his age (83) instead of like a bratty teen girl.
- Be Jewish or Indian.
- Be less wealthy than him.
- Remind him that 97% of people will never ever have the money or opportunity to move across an ocean and it's much much harder to make such a move than he suggests it is.
- Ask him or his fanboys if they care at all about future generations.
- Use public transit in North America.
- Call his gay lover Adam Something a nazi.
- Ask him how much he pays in taxes.
- Ask where he got his plastic surgery.
- Tell him RMTransit makes better videos.
- Ask him where he convinced RMTransit to get weight loss surgery.
- Ask him why he brainwashed RMTransit into hating American light rail.
- Tell him to stop trying to corrupt RMTransit.
- Tell him he has privilege.
- Point out that for a non-American who hates MuRiCa with a burning passion, NJB sure exemplifies the American cultural values of anger, aggression, the "fuck you, got mine" mentality, and love of gender confusion.
- Point out that selfsihly putting his own personal desires first at the expense of everyone else in North America by running away across an ocean like a coward was an act of rugged individualism.
- Call him a racist.
- Call him a hypocrite.
- Ask him if he smokes weed.
- Ask him if he plays Minecraft.
- Ask him how many women he's had sex with.
- Tell him he sounds similar to Tucker Carlson.
- Invite him to a debate.
- Remind him that even the similarly nasty and arrogant Randal O'Toole is not afraid to debate his enemies.
- Ask him what type of home he lives in (hint: it's a single-family detached McMansion).
- Ask him how he got from Toronto to Amsterdam (hint: he flew in a private jet).
- Disagree with him or his fanboys.
- Tag him on social media.
- Ask him if he's really actually busy or just hates peasants.
- Call him smug, arrogant or narcissistic.
- Show him photos of urban freeways in Amsterdam (they exist).
- Tell him Vancouver has the best local police department of any city in the world.
- Call him selfish, impatient or entitled.
- Say capitalism is better than socialism.
- Ask him if he voted for Geert Wilders.
- Imitate the calls of Canada geese.
- Fact check any of his lies.
- Ask him what real Dutch people think of his videos (spoiler alert: they hate him and want to deport his ass to Canada).
- Ask him if he got any STDs from decades of wild sex parties before he married a 30-year-old stripper.
- Tell him Tokyo has better public transport than Amsterdam.
- Tell him Belgium is a superior country to the Netherlands.
- Create alt accounts to bypass his cowardly blocks he imposes to censor his critics.
- Ask him what he has done to help improve North American cities.
See Also
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NotJustBikes is part of a series on Enemies of the Lulz | |||||||||||
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| Featured article August 24th & 25th, 2014 | ||
| Preceded by MrEnter |
NotJustBikes | Succeeded by James Foley |
| Featured article May 15 and 16, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by VidLii |
NotJustBikes | Succeeded by Battle For Dream Island |
