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Monkeypox, also known as AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo, is the 2022 spiritual successor to Covid-19. Despite homosexuals allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexuals make up 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary Christian culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that God does indeed still hate fags.


Origin

Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another disease theorized to have been spread to humans by niggers raping monkeys. Other equally valid theories on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a DARPA funded lab by Dr. Fauci and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that Bill Gates could continue to jerk himself off by vaccinating Africans.


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This is not a gay disease, Monkeypox typically, but not exclusively, spreads through extended skin-to-skin contact. So because it began in men who have sex with men, it has largely stayed among them. Had the virus first spread among straight people, it would likely have remained among them. It’s the social network phenomenon, It’s who you’re having contact with, not anything about the specific behavior
 

 
 

—Dr. Ken Mayer, Homosex Enthusiast, and medical research director for HIV/AIDS at Fenway Institute, archive link

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not just for the gays!

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