Miller Test

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If you are an internet artist you will download this pic, print it and tape it to your computer.

So, you're another internet artist looking to stretch your creative muscles and make a political statement. You spent days thinking about it and finally came up with the idea of taking a photograph of the ass of a man with Our God Emperor's face painted on it squeezing out a log and a woman with an American Flag painted on her face eating that warm ass sausage as it comes out and posting it on Twatter along with the hashtag Fuck Trump.
Now you're sitting in jail and a big hairy gorilla is sniffing your hair and commenting on how he'll keep you warm at night.
What you need to know, besides how to make a reverse chastity belt from toilet paper, toothpaste and pencil shavings to protect your delicate O Ring is that your photograph will face a three pronged test developed to decide if it's obscene and therfor, not protected by the First Amendment called The Miller Test.

The Three Pronged Test

• Whether a reasonable person, applying contemporary community standards, would find, that the work taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient, having or encouraging an excessive interest in sexual matters., interests.

• Whether the work depicts or describes in a patently offensive way sexual conduct as defined by state law;

• Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks literary, artistic, political or scientific value.

Child Porn

As you may have guessed, child porn faces a much stricter interpretation, having only a two pronged test with a much lower threshold than the Miller Test.

• Depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse.

• If the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

While we are on the subject of Child Porn, it should be stated that no matter what the Pedophile Apologists say, no matter how innocuous a picture of a child may seem, for instance a picture of an 8 year old's feet in toed socks, if it was created or is used for sexual arrousal or gratification, IT IS CHILD PORN. So if you want to keep that picture of your 6 year old niece on a swing, wearing a short skirt with her legs open and showing the world her panties, Don't let people know you play with your dick to it you Sick Fuck.
These so called innocuous pics are what a Lawyer friend of mine likes to call Legalized Child Porn because if you're Sears and putting a 10 year old in your catalogue wearing 2 sizes to small underwear for the purpose of advertising it's perfectly legal. The second a person uses that same ad to get a nut, it instantly becomes Child Porn.

The Tanner Scale

The Tanner Scale was an old time way to judge a child's age based on physical development. Unfortunately it is fraught with problems such as, an underaged child like Traci Lords can appear more mature than some one of a similiar age due to early development and someone, such as a gymnast or an unhealthy person from a Third World Country can look younger because of delayed puberty.
It has been replaced with interpretation meaning, If a reasonable person believes that the subject is underage, then they are.
Before you run to Tijuana to buy those early Traci Lords pornos know that if the age of the girl is discovered and she is underage, it is illegal to purchase, sell or distribute anything with them when they were underage. So expect an IRL Banhammer when you try to cross the border with them.

The Most Interesting Person On Twitter At This Second

I will be the first to admit when I have made a mistake and it was a misunderstanding that I observed when I accused  Lilith Lovett of being a pedophile apologist where I observed some retard accusing Lilith of being a pedophile because she was defending a painting or something that was in the MET.
As someone that proudly calls themselves a writer, I admit to yellow journalism; I will not stand by something I know is a lie. I appologize to Lilith Lovett.
I will admit, that being the lazy ass bitch that I am I probably wouldn't have shown up here unless I found a better story, to replace the interesting lie, that is plausable and has a high chance of being true.
It seems the Lilith was one of Chris Chan's original Twitter love quests.
The way the story goes is Chris Chan was cruising Twitter looking for a girl to stalk and found LilithLovett. Ignoring her Bio where she openly admits that she is a Ma le to Female Transsexual Chris Chan Started hitting on her.
Being nothing like Doopie DoOver and trying to avoid Drama, Lilith kicked Chris Chan Squarely in the balls and admitted everything.
Anyone who knows at least one Chris Chan story knows how this ended. Chris accused Lilith of being a real and honest girl who was just pretending to be a male to female Transsexual who only wanted to play kick the autistic. This is probably the origin of where Doopie's army of unwashed boys tried to get Chris Chan to stop following Doopie by admitting that he's a Tranny.

Special E-Detective Award for Lilith Lovett

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She gets points for being clever and actually realizing that I would have a name on Twitter that was the same as my ED handle.
For causing intense Troll's Remorse, especially, in someone who is Jewish, the guilt trip is our weapon, she gets the Smart Cookie award.
What frightens me is that she might be Jewish because in Jewish tradition, when an Isha, woman, can pull a guilt trip on a man it's as good as a wedding proposal.
You laugh now, but if she is Jewish, in one week's time she'll have me talking dirty to her. I'll be telling her how I'll get a job at a bank. Work 14 hour days to climb the ladder so I can buy a big house with a rose garden in the front yard and a vegetable garden in the back.
Thank G-D I only have 5 emails, a twitter account, tumblr and a few other things using the HaGibor name to delete. Thinking about it now, you'd expect someone would have figured it out sooner.
Now, while you laugh at me, I must run away from what might be an evil, Jewish, She Demon.

See Also

• Child Porn
• Obscene
• Sue Basko
• Party Van
• Sick Fuck
• Bestiality
• Islam Their take on the whole matter is, "If she has hair down there then they don't care."
• Hentai
• Lolicon
• Kittens Aww, after all this negativity don't you think it would be nice to look at something cute?

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