Clarissa

Have you or a loved one been a victim of sexual abuse? If so, we really don't care.

The happy little girl that /co/ loves.

Clarissa is a series of comics by Jason Yungbluth, a cartoonist for MAD Magazine and founder of Deep Fried Comics, that revolve around the adventures of titular loli Clarissa and her interactions with her family who are all a bunch of brain-dead Stepford WASPs – the punchline of every single comic being the fact that Clarissa is constantly being raped and molested by her daddy and all of the people in her life seem to either not give a shit about it or not even realize that it's happening at all.

While the majority of the comics have actually existed since the era of Netscape, retarded dancing baby .gifs and two World Trade Center towers in New York, they were more recently popularized through being posted on 7chan and 4chan's /co/ boards in the mid to late 2000s. Even the most hardened of chanfags have been known to feel sympathy for this tragic, fictional little girl – once again proving that chantards are actually huge fucking pussies who should just do the world a favour already and kill themselves.

Jason Yungbluth is well aware of his comics' popularity on the chans but, unlike some retards, he has decided to embrace this fact and has even been known to link to chan threads on his blog despite (or perhaps because of) the fact that they usually contain some Rule 34 of his underage Loli creation.

Clarissa Ruins Thanksgiving

Bathtime Fun

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Paedos Trolling Clarissa Threads

	“	I thought this shit was so funny. More people who have been sexually abused as children should come forward and make erotic comics about their past. BTW i'm male and i was molested as a child by my Mother her boyfriend, Grandmother, Neices and i was abuse by my 1st grade teacher. and a nun at the private school. And for real guys, i consider my self very lucky to have been the object of peoples sexual desires.. the only regret i have is that i didn't understand what was going on or else things would have been alot more sexier... i just made my self feel bad, but only a little... forgive my forwardness but im also interested in reliving some of my childhood with a trap.. so . if you read this and you want to find a man will let you rape his face. im also into bdsm and love pain. let me know i'll monitor this thread love, rape me	„
	—(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

	“	Because you're a stupid edgy cartoon with an unrealistic premise. Most girls who get abused either enjoy it or have trouble clearly defining it (hence why it takes them a while for them to realize it). Clarissa is just getting flat out raped so the try-hard tumblr crowd can wail and demonize pedophiles even more.	„
	—Anonymous Paedo

	“	Slut had it coming.	„
	—Anonymous

Rule 34

Notorious loli artist Tommy Simms actually feels the need to apologize for drawing Rule 34 of Clarissa.

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Quotes

	“	I'm not going to pretend that daddy didn't fuck me.	„
	—Clarissa

Gallery

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• Clarissa plays Pokemon in an attempt to forget the constant rapings.
  Clarissa plays Pokemon in an attempt to forget the constant rapings.

See Also

• Asking for it
• /co/
• Rule 34
• Feels

External Links

• Rule34 of Clarissa, because nothing is sacred.
• All of the Clarissa comics on Imgur.
• Some gay Wikia dedicated to the series.

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