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A '''Golliwogg''' (a.k.a. [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]], [[Pokemon|Jynx]] and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|Imperfect Cell]]) is a popular children's character and [[doll]] that was created by '''[[Kate Upton|Florence Kate Upton]]''' in [[At least 100 years ago|1894]] and originally appeared in her book, '''The Adventures of Two Dutch Dolls and a Golliwogg'''. The Golliwogg is basically a rag doll and less smelly version of a [[nigger]] with a face that was meticulously drawn by [[Dragon Ball Z|Akira Toriyama]]. As of [[2018]], having a Golliwogg in the [[UK]] can get you [[arrested]] and charged with a [[hate]] [[crime]].
A '''Golliwogg''' (a.k.a. [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]], [[Pokemon|Jynx]] and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|Imperfect Cell]]) is a popular children's character and [[doll]] that was created by '''[[Kate Upton|Florence Kate Upton]]''' in [[At least 100 years ago|1894]] and originally appeared in her book, '''The Adventures of Two Dutch Dolls and a Golliwogg'''. The Golliwogg is basically a rag doll and less smelly version of a [[nigger]] with a face that was meticulously drawn by [[Dragon Ball Z|Akira Toriyama]]. As of [[2018]], having a Golliwogg in the [[UK]] can get you [[arrested]] and charged with a [[hate]] [[crime]].


==Galleriwoggs==
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File:Enid blyton book - the golliwog grumbled.png|A more innocent age
File:Enid blyton book - the proud golliwog.png|When things were simpler
File:Enid blyton book - the three golliwogs.jpg|And life was easier
File:Enid blyton - noddy gets robbed by golliwogs.jpg|She was right about this, though
File:Agatha christie golliwogg book jacket - ten little niggers.jpg
File:Golliwogg tea-cosy knitting pattern.jpg
File:Robertson's jam mascot golly - knitting pattern for family sweaters.jpg
File:1960s magazine advert - golliwogg perfume.jpg|"Mmm, darling, you smell like a fake nigger"
File:Robertson's jam mascot golly badge - bike rider.jpg|[[Nigger stole my bike|As expected]]
File:Bin lorry golliwogg mascot sparks outrage.jpg|What's the problem, here?
File:Kkk autist lynches golliwogg.jpg 
File:Golliwogg biscuits rebranding - then and now.png
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==Gollivision==
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Revision as of 22:34, 5 April 2018

A Golliwogg (a.k.a. Mr. Popo, Jynx and Imperfect Cell) is a popular children's character and doll that was created by Florence Kate Upton in 1894 and originally appeared in her book, The Adventures of Two Dutch Dolls and a Golliwogg. The Golliwogg is basically a rag doll and less smelly version of a nigger with a face that was meticulously drawn by Akira Toriyama. As of 2018, having a Golliwogg in the UK can get you arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Galleriwoggs



Gollivision


A 1983 ad for Britain's favorite marmalade, B& now of course.
Tie-in marmalade merchandising (highly-collectable and probably worth a fucking fortune now)
Classical music is racist too

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