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'''[http://www.youtube.com/user/Bangs8 BANGS]''' is a young black brotha from [[Sudan]] who doesn't have AIDS, isn't a [[Muslim]], isn't pimping [[419]] scams, and seems to have a lot going on for himself in his young life (including 2.5 million views on his [[cum|seminal]] rap anthem, Take U To Da Movies). However, '''BANGS''' isn't very happy and never <u><i>'''ever'''</i></u> has a [[lulz|good time]]. You see [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG471lSDRY&feature=related his life is hard]. | <s>'''[http://www.youtube.com/user/Bangs8 BANGS]'''</s> '''[[BALEETED]]''' is a young black brotha from [[Sudan]] who doesn't have AIDS, isn't a [[Muslim]], isn't pimping [[419]] scams, and seems to have a lot going on for himself in his young life (including 2.5 million views on his [[cum|seminal]] rap anthem, Take U To Da Movies). However, '''BANGS''' isn't very happy and never <u><i>'''ever'''</i></u> has a [[lulz|good time]]. You see [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG471lSDRY&feature=related his life is hard]. | ||
Meanwhile, | Meanwhile, '''BANGS''' makes [[ODB|Big Baby Jesus]] cry because '''BANGS''' has an [[iPhone]]. An iPhone in Sudan. Think about that for a minute. [[ODB|BBJ]] lives in [[Hollywood]], [[California]], [[USA]] and he used to be some kind of [[SNCA|rich record producer or some shit]], but does he have an [[iPhone]]? '''No.''' He <u>does not</u> have a fucking iPhone. That's fucked up. | ||
'''BANGS''' has an iPhone in the Sudan. [[ODB]] has a crappy '''Motorola PEBL''' and he lives in the richest nation on Earth. | '''BANGS''' has an iPhone in the Sudan. [[ODB]] has a crappy '''Motorola PEBL''' and he lives in the richest nation on Earth. |