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George Frideric Handel, Johannes Brahms, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Such names have left so large an impact in the history of music as we know it but, despite their best efforts, will never be adept to measure up to one great artist who's alluring melodies have touched the hearts of thousands of people across the globe. Enter '''Lil B''', alternatively refereed to as '''The Based God''', is an American rap musician from Southern California who, with the advancements and/or atrocities of the social networking revolution, has made a name for himself in the music industry simply by reflecting talents to the likes of [[Soulja Boy]] and [[50 Cent]]. Much like his mainstream counterparts, his lyrics typically contain commentary on delicate social issues, such as "I'm Gay" and "Suck My Dick Ho".
{{quote|"Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Jesus."| Lil B is [[Rich and beautiful]]}}
George Frideric Handel, Johannes Brahms, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Such names have left so large an impact in the history of music as we know it but, despite their best efforts, will never be adept to measure up to one great artist who's alluring melodies have touched the hearts of thousands of people across the globe. Enter '''Lil B''', alternatively refereed to as '''The Based God''', is an American rap musician from Southern California who, with the advancements and/or atrocities of the social networking revolution, has made a name for himself in the music industry simply by reflecting talents to the likes of [[Soulja Boy]] and [[50 Cent]]. Much like his mainstream counterparts, his lyrics typically contain commentary on delicate social issues, such as "P***y On My Face" and "Suck My Dick Ho".


{{quote|"Bitches on my dick cuz I look like Jesus."| Lil B, on why the ladies love him}}
Lil B is in fact a truly prolific [[troll]] with roughly 260 songs floating around on the [[interbutts]]. Through the guise of rap deconstructionism he can basically spit out the most terrible ryhmes known to humanity and pass it off as [[ironic]]. People tend to dribble and [[rage]] at his offensively bad skillz, despite the fact that he is satirizing many rap artists today by using their own rhetoric to an extensive degree. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|sound familiar?]] 


==Career==
==Career==
Lil B burst onto the music scene in 2009 as a member of the [[hyphy]] group '''The Pack'''. They found some success with their single "[[v&|Van]]s," which was lauded by Rolling Stone Magazine. Unfortunately, their album failed to find much popularity outside the Bay Area and the group disbanded.
[[File:Staw wars based god.jpg|thumb|right|[[Star Wars|The swag is strong with this one]]]]
[[Shit no one cares about|Lil B burst onto the music scene in 2009 as a member of the hyphy group The Pack. They found some success with their single "Vans",which was lauded by Rolling Stone Magazine. Unfortunately, their album failed to find much popularity outside the Bay Area and the group disbanded.]]
[[File:Crying black man based god nigga.jpg|thumb|right|[[baw|Weep]] for him]]
Lil B then decided to use various [[social networking sites|social outlets]] to spread around his purposefully [[crap]] music on the soft crusty bread of the internet. Many people instantly saw him as a figurehead for the downfall of modern rap, and the over usage of swag, [[you dun goofed|despite the fact that he was parodying it.]] His fans consist of a very small percentage that understand he is [[trolling]] whereas the rest are the true [[retards]] in this equation, people who [[lolwut|think his music is intrinsically good.]] It was either these particular mouth-breathers or the people who were playing along that came up with a pretty shitty [[forced meme]] that soley revolves around thanking the based god. 


Not to be discouraged, Lil B took to the [[internet]] with his [[shit|talent]], using various social networking sites to garner interest in his work. Like his pal [[Soulja Boy]], Lil B has millions of fans on [[YouTube]] who will buy none of his music.
===[[Trololo|His Music]]===


===His "Music"===
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Lil B tends to rap about inane subjects such as all the various celebrities that he looks like, despite bearing absolutely no resemblance to them e.g [[Hannah Montana]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[lesbian|Ellen Degeneres]], [[Harry Potter|JK Rowling]],[[Paris Hilton]],[[Mel Gibson]] and many [[over 9000|many]] more. He has an infamous song called "I'm Miley Cyrus" which consists of about 80% of the lyrics saying ''I'm Miley Cyrus'' ''I'm Miley Cyrus'' ''I'm Miley Cyrus'' over and over again. Even the supposed "busiest music nerd" [[Needledrop]] was sucked into Lil B's troll vortex when he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQrvfibimlk reviewed it].
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If you've heard more than one of his songs, you might notice that they '''all sound the same''. Some believe his entire career is based around a game of Mad Lib that got out of control. The only song that deviates from his formula is "[[rape|Violate That Bitch]]."
Lil B's video's themselves are also seemingly created to draw the [[lulz]] from any gangstas that tumble across him on [[JewTube]], being set in places such as shopping malls, or [[your mum|people's]] boring houses creating a beautiful [[rage|raeg]] tornado within the comments due to their clear non-swagness. Merely glancing at the heavily red dislike bar will give you an idea of how much [[butthurt]] this lovable scamp has caused. He also often inexplicably refers to cooking in his videos, and he often refers to his songs as [[wat|"cooking music"]].  


He also has a song entitled '''Today's Weather''', where he [[David Tanny|raps about the weather forecast]].
Lil B also created some [[srs|serious]] albums which are pretty [[meh|boring]].  


==How to Write a Song Like Lil B==
#Record yourself yelling dumb shit like "swag", "whoop", "knife" and "chef", "--you will rap over yourself later
#Repeat the line "Bitches suck my dick because I look like ________" over and over again to make sure everyone gets the point. Fill in the blank with whatever celebrity you desire. Don't worry. It doesn't have to make sense.
#You will then need to repeat your previously chosen celebrity's name a few times. Again, this is to ensure the meaning of the song doesn't get lost in the insane depth of your other lyrics.
#Constantly refer to yourself by a nickname no one understands.


Do this approximately 10 times, using the same backing track. Release these songs on a "mixtape." If done properly, you should be able to put out 10-15 mixtapes per year.


[[Image:Obama_LilB.jpg|thumb|left|His lyrics have touched the hearts of many.]]
===Cooking Music===
Lil B enjoys referring to his songs as "cooking music." Approximately 80% of his videos on YouTube contain some inexplicable reference to him cooking. To an outside observer, it appears as if Lil B is, effectively, trying to create his own genre.
To accompany this genre, Lil B has also released an unnecessarily long tutorial video on how to do the '''Cooking Dance'''.
{{clear}}
==The (free)Based God==
He likes to refer to himself by this name quite frequently, but no one actually knows what it means. It's highly likely that Lil B was, in fact, a crack baby, so perhaps that can explain his choice of nickname.
The Based God is also the name of his reality show. It is, however, important to note that this show consists of two episodes, each under two minutes long, and posted only to Lil B's YouTube account.
==Fun Facts==
[[Image:LilB_EllenDegeneres.jpg|thumb|right|The similarity is hard to miss.]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about|He is the first rapper ever to write a book at age 19]], a record absolutely no one has tried to break yet. Because no one cares.
*On January 31, 2011, he declared on [[Twitter]] that he changed the rap game.
*He looks like/is:
**Ellen Degeneres
**[[Hannah Montana]]
**[[Jesus Christ]]
**A princess ([[no homo]])
**JK Rowling
**[[Paris Hilton]]
**A martian
**A [[France|frenchman]]
**A [[surgeon]]
**[[Bill Clinton]]
**[[Madonna]] in the 80's
**[[Bill Gates]] mixed with [[Obama]] (a[[oxymoron|rich nigger]]. Right)
**Santa
**Marlyn Manson
**Justin Bieber
*His hobbies include cooking and [[buttsekcs|swag]].
*[[Autofellatio|He is his own hype man.]]
*He's based as fuck, man.
*[[Soulja Boy]] is his producer.
*He's a [[lesbian]] because he only has [[sex]] with [[women]]. More commonly referred to as being a [[heterosexual|straight male]].
*He has recorded over 1500 tracks since 2009.
*Threatened to fuck [[Kanye West]] [[buttsex|in the ass]] if he didn't acknowledge him [http://twitter.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD/status/28634522115# via Twitter].


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Rap]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rap]]
*[[IRL troll]]
*[[Scumbag Steve]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Soulja Boy]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
[[Image:LilB_changerap.png|thumb|right|A typical tweet from Lil B.]]
*[http://www.twitter.com/lilbthebasedgod Twitter]
*[http://www.myspace.com/thebasedgod Lil B on Myspace]--Hasn't been updated since September 2010.
*[http://www.facebook.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD Facebook]
*[http://www.twitter.com/lilbthebasedgod Twitter]--Likes to tweet in all [[capslock|caps]], all the time. Also enjoys quoting himself. Anything you say to him ''will'' be retweeted.
*[http://twitter.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD/status/28634522115# Threatening to fuck Kanye West in the ass if he doesn't acknowledge him]
*[http://www.facebook.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD Facebook]--More or less the same as his Twitter.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/lilbpack1 YouTube]-- [[Nuoh my god|Over 200 videos to date.]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/lilbpack1 YouTube]--Over 200 videos to date.


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Revision as of 17:41, 16 February 2012

   
 
"Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Jesus."
 

 
 

— Lil B is Rich and beautiful

George Frideric Handel, Johannes Brahms, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Such names have left so large an impact in the history of music as we know it but, despite their best efforts, will never be adept to measure up to one great artist who's alluring melodies have touched the hearts of thousands of people across the globe. Enter Lil B, alternatively refereed to as The Based God, is an American rap musician from Southern California who, with the advancements and/or atrocities of the social networking revolution, has made a name for himself in the music industry simply by reflecting talents to the likes of Soulja Boy and 50 Cent. Much like his mainstream counterparts, his lyrics typically contain commentary on delicate social issues, such as "P***y On My Face" and "Suck My Dick Ho".

Lil B is in fact a truly prolific troll with roughly 260 songs floating around on the interbutts. Through the guise of rap deconstructionism he can basically spit out the most terrible ryhmes known to humanity and pass it off as ironic. People tend to dribble and rage at his offensively bad skillz, despite the fact that he is satirizing many rap artists today by using their own rhetoric to an extensive degree. sound familiar?

Career

The swag is strong with this one

Lil B burst onto the music scene in 2009 as a member of the hyphy group The Pack. They found some success with their single "Vans",which was lauded by Rolling Stone Magazine. Unfortunately, their album failed to find much popularity outside the Bay Area and the group disbanded.

Weep for him

Lil B then decided to use various social outlets to spread around his purposefully crap music on the soft crusty bread of the internet. Many people instantly saw him as a figurehead for the downfall of modern rap, and the over usage of swag, despite the fact that he was parodying it. His fans consist of a very small percentage that understand he is trolling whereas the rest are the true retards in this equation, people who think his music is intrinsically good. It was either these particular mouth-breathers or the people who were playing along that came up with a pretty shitty forced meme that soley revolves around thanking the based god.

His Music





Black Jesus praises his almighty father

Lil B tends to rap about inane subjects such as all the various celebrities that he looks like, despite bearing absolutely no resemblance to them e.g Hannah Montana, Jesus Christ, Ellen Degeneres, JK Rowling,Paris Hilton,Mel Gibson and many many more. He has an infamous song called "I'm Miley Cyrus" which consists of about 80% of the lyrics saying I'm Miley Cyrus I'm Miley Cyrus I'm Miley Cyrus over and over again. Even the supposed "busiest music nerd" Needledrop was sucked into Lil B's troll vortex when he reviewed it.

Lil B's video's themselves are also seemingly created to draw the lulz from any gangstas that tumble across him on JewTube, being set in places such as shopping malls, or people's boring houses creating a beautiful raeg tornado within the comments due to their clear non-swagness. Merely glancing at the heavily red dislike bar will give you an idea of how much butthurt this lovable scamp has caused. He also often inexplicably refers to cooking in his videos, and he often refers to his songs as "cooking music".

Lil B also created some serious albums which are pretty boring.



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