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Latest revision as of 00:23, 17 March 2022
The Popobawa is a flying man-raping bat demon native to Tanzania, Africa. He is quite easy to identify, as he is a giant flying bat-thingy with only a single eye and a massive schlong.
Behaviour
Popobawa has the ability to take different forms whenever he wants. Be careful at home, your mom could be the popobawa.
The Popobawa attacks his prey, exclusively men, at night in their own bedrooms. The attack always starts with brutal sodomy, and is extremly unpleasent because of the demons massiv 20inch penis, the lack of lube and his unwillingnes to use a condom. After one hour the Popobawa will leave his horrified, demon jizz covered victim and go for the next guy on the to-do-list. Being a complete Dick he will not call them, nor will he add them to his facebook friends.
To stop the Popobawa from coming back each night until the victim dies from exhaustion, the victim has to confess this nocturnal violation to other people, who will call him a "demon bitch" and proceed to laugh their ass off until he dies alone.
To avoid becoming the Popobawa's bitch, we advise you to never, ever visit Africa.
Fun Facts
- The Popobawa spreads AIDS
- Your resistance only makes his penis harder.
- Rapex will not save you.
- Neither will
the policeyour mom. - Being gay might make it a bit enjoyable.
- Being a tranny might confuse him long enough to let you get away.
- Popobawa attacks are more common during elections.
- Popobawa is able to shit and play table tennis at the same time.
People who did encounter the Popobawa
- Your Mom
- Obama
- George W. Bush
- Kony 2012 (and back in 1992)
- Mohammed
- Mohammed Ali
- Elton John
See Also
Popobawa is part of a series on Creepypasta [Scared?]
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