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[Intro — James Dickey sample]
[[Image:Canibusbx3.jpg|thumb|right|The greatest fail of all time watch him prove it]]
Uhh… I don’t understand how a writer would ever get writer’s block, so-called. My problem is having too much, and being unable to get it down.


[Verse One]
'''Germaine Williams''', better known by his stage name Canibus, is an American [[nigger]]
Yo why’s tha ripper so ill?
That would be an unpardonable breach of confidence fer me ta reveal.
He said, “Onea these days all eyes’ll be on me
when they look up in tha sky n see tha neon C.”
Rhymes inscribed, on a nickel-disk encased
in a glass with a ion beam for longevity.
For more than ten centuries: impressions n memories.
Tha first time-machine inventor will mention me.
Canibus was a visionary indeed;
he believed light could travel in multiples of C.
Tha organic supercomputa that solved tha mysteries
of Klein-Kaluza with two blue metric rulas.
Liked Cool J, but thought Stephen J. Gould was coola,
n he never liked to propagate rumas.
Smoked Canary Island cigars, liked America,
luxury cars, n beautiful Asian broads.
He had a strong mind; he used ta philosophize
about rhymes while he was pruning his Banzais.
He claimed that he had written tha greatest rhyme of all time,
but he would never take it out his archives.
He wrote two songs per day
n was constantly experimenting wit his wordplay.
In his youth, he did a report on tha Sloan Digital Sky survey;
he got a F but he deserved a A.
I followed his career from tha first day;
it seemed tha lacka support contributed to his inert ways.
I seen him put in 24-hour workdays,
with deferred pay, undeterred by tha word ‘shame’.
Public humiliation was tha worst pain.
He was spinnin outta control like a class-five hurricane.
He said he wouldn’t want anotha emcee ta suffa tha same
especially when there’s nothin ta gain.
He was tha illest alive, but nobody would face it.
He spit til his tongue was too torched ta taste it.
Properly funded corporations carbon-dated
his latest creations, to extract tha information.
They found it utterly amazin. They claimed tha
body of his work was tha same thing as a priceless painting.
Never mattered ta him tha art galleries hated him,
cuz Thomas Kincade called him. Said he would take ten
complete enigmas wrapped in puzzles encrypted in language
with sound but without shape or signature.
Kept files in his garage on MS-DOS
in a fire-proof pod; we thought it was odd.
Outside there was a shed wit an Oppenheimer lock.
He apparently kept more wax than Madame Tussaud.
We were in total awe, cuz it blew our minds;
so many rhymes that were intricately designed.
He WAS Poet Laureate of his time
n if you don’t mind I’d like ta share some of his rhymes.


[instrumental switches]
== Early Life ==
[[Image:Dmxwifey.jpg|thumb|right|DMX and Canibus in San Francisco]]
Germaine Williams was born in Jamaica in 1974. His father was a nigger who the white man randomly decided to take a shit on. Because of this fact his family moved around a lot. The Constant moving caused a young Bis to develop social anxiety and a totally healthy obsession with [[aliens|Mexican Americans]]. Canibus released a bunch of fail albums in the past 10 years and still found time to marry DMX. He currently writes two songs per day and believes rhymes can travel in multiple C's or some other horse shit.


[Verse Two]
==Can I Bus, Beef With LL Cool J, and Various Fail==
Alone in my room, lookin through tha 32x telescope zoom,
adjusting tha focusa tha moon. One should not assume
tha philosophy of David Hume is nothing more than a subjective conclusion.
What is tha maximum field-rate application?
Tha runaway glaciation surroundin tha ocean basin
affects tha population fluctuation
on a continuous basis but that’s jes tha basics.
Tha juxtaposition of Can-I-Bus’s position;
tha precision of something no otha has written,
way above n beyond what was intended.
The unparalleled malleable annunciation of a sentence.
You didn’t go ta college, obviously.
I can tell by ur ungodly unintelligible terminology.
Ur remarkable odyssey. Tha rhyme’s at modest speech
when tha brain orders tha body not ta breathe.
Ur competency is not up ta speed, you not in my league.
You couldn’t possibly be hotta than me,
or oppositely at minus 25 degrees. U’ll squeeze
but tha condensation makes rifle barrels freeze.
Allow me ta speak figuratively. Nigga, please.
My intellectual property’s about tha sizea Greece.
Ur counselor advised you not ta speak.
My counselor advised me ta keep rhymin til they stop tha beat.
In tha words of Joseph Heller, “I learned how ta write betta”,
even though it sorta irked me.
He said he didn’t understand tha process of the imagination,
but he felt he was at its mercy,
which exploits my point perfectly n certainly rein-
forces tha reason why nobody’s prob’ly eva hearda me.
Couldn’t understand what I mean by ill,
lest you try ta translate what I print ta film.
This is tha line of will, tha circle of time,
tha cycle of eternity, tha emergence of one line.
Academic phonetics render critics tongue-tied.
Tha personified dry humor of cum-laude alumni.
A wise man sees failure as progress.
A fool divorces his knowledge n misses tha logic
n loses his soul in tha process. I obsess with nonsense
wit a caricature that has no content. My style is mastaful,
multilateral. I could battle a fool n be nat’rally cruel.
Words of scorn are a disastrous tool.
From my existentialist view, I’m a betta rappa than you.
Grab tha mic n rip ya physical fabric in two.
My attitude is fucked up but admirable.
‘Diff’rent methods interpreted into diff’rent forms
from entirely diff’rent perceptions n seen from diff’rent norms.’
Not just spittin a poem, there’s much more involved.
There’s much more piecesa tha puzzle for you ta solve.
48 orders of mechanical laws n rays of creational cause
enhance tha cadencea my bars. Maybe I am self-absorbed,
but that’s the effect. To find tha cause
you should ask my A&R. Today is what it is,
but only becuz yesterday was what it was, permitted
u’ve hearda Beezlebub. A tale of demons n drugs,
pissy drunk in tha club with tha DJ doin tha needle rub.
Chances are you neva see me, son.
Yeah, I know my name’s Canibus,
but I can’t help you if you need a dub.


[instrumental switches]
In 1997 Canibus hooked up with [[fail|successful producer/rapper]] Wyclef jean from the hip hop group, [[shit|The Fugees]]. While at the time it seemed Canibus would become [[Kanye West|next big thing]], a beef would stand in his way. LL Cool J ruined his career and turned him into a complete emo. [[at least 100 years ago| During this time,]] Canibus forgot nobody knew who the fuck he was, and started an argument about [[mudkipz|mudkipz]], with the star of Deep Blue Sea. Even though most [[nerds|TRUE hip hop fans]] regard Canibus as the one true winrar of the battle, Canibus would be met with nothing but pure and complete fail from here on out. After the initial fail album Can-I-Bus he released 2000 BC and C True Hollywood Stories, the later of which included a song where Canibus rapped from the perspective of a deranged Eminem fan. All of hip hop considered the song creepy and laughed at him for it. Unable to deal with the epic failure he joined the US Army.


[Verse Three]
== Mic Club, Rip the Jacker, and even MOAR fail ==
I came ta holla at some big-booty bitches n listen
ta tha speakers thump. Where you get conceited from?
I’m so nice on tha mic they wanna beat me up;
it’s deep as fuck. I ain’t seen it all but I seen enough.
Really unbelievable stuff.
There’s a lota times when I wanna speak but I’m stuck.
I should leave this rap shit alone
n kick my incredible in rhymes in tha privacya my own home.
My imagination is my own;
tha liberty ta speak freely lyrically on tha microphone.
Wit a pen in my hand, I bring motion ta tha enneagram
n become “Cani-Millenia Man”.
Grave my back with tha emperor’s stamp.
Been spittin scientific rap since tha 17th cent’ry began.
Tryin to escape tha wicked empirea Def Jam
in tha land where lyrics are bland n heretics hang.
Ev’ry warrior has a axe ta bury
but he has ta learn to discern between enemy n adversary.
I said to myself, “Germaine this is insane,
it’s suicide, it’s controlled flight inta terrain."
I fought ta regain controla tha plane
but went up in a balla flames
n got banned from tha hip-hop halla fame
fa two bars I kept hearin in my head ova n ova again.
It cost me everythang.


[switches to first instrumental]
Sometime [[Last_Thursday|last Thursday]] Canibus was kicked out of the [[army|army]] for smoking weed (ZOMGZOMG @ teh Irony),nobody gave a shit. He then released two albums: Mic Club, and Rip the Jacker. All 12 [[wiggers|white kids]] who downloaded these albums decided they were the best albums of all time. Canibus, clearly  not used to his fans actually being satisfied with his work, started micclub.net which turned out to be a secret j00 plot to steal his fans money as the website took tons of orders for merch. yet nobody ended up getting their CD's or T-shirts delivered to them (I want my $30 mother fucker). His next album, titled Mind Control was a collection of 10 year old songs all his fans had already downloaded, needless to say shits were brick. Most his fans stopped paying attention after this yadda yadda yadda to this day nobody gives a shit


[Verse Four]
== Future Business Endeavors ==
I’m convinced now that more than truth is at stake
[[Image:Bistoriasecret3jx4.jpg‎|thumb|right|The Fail Line by Canibus]]
where people create language that pretends ta communicate.
Canibus has launched various businesses this year including a website and a fashion line for Sears.  
Euphemisms are misunderstood as mistakes
but it’s a byproducta tha ghetto music we make.
From an extroverted point of view, I think it’s too late.
Hip-hop has never been tha same since ‘88,
since it became a lucrative profession. There’s a misconception
in tha movement in any direction as progression.
Even though tha potency of it lessens,
big money industries writin checks ta suppress tha question,
n nobody gives a fuck no more. No one goes ta tha book store
ever since tha confluence of Moore’s Law.
But I stay in the lab like Neils Bohr,
his son Aage, Edward Lawrence, n Leó Szilárd.
Lyrically, I took rap music n turned tha knob
ta tha right full throttle n added panache.
Why would I argue wit my own conscience ova tha truth?
That’s like me tellin myself, “Don’t tell me what ta do.”
Dialyses n analyses of battle emcees.
Sometimes I say things I myself can’t believe.
My lyrical is so skillfully elliptical,
I can understand how it makes you miserable.
You wonder why I neva let you play ur beats fer me
n why I keep my studio enshrouded in secrecy?
You wonder what’s my infatuation wit Alicia Keys?
“Canibus why don’t you speak ta me?"
Yo, I meant it when I said no one can shine on a song that features me.
That’s why I said it so vehemently.
You need ta place tha hate wit respect.
I’m prob’ly the best yet, Poet Laureate!


[Outro — James Dickey sample]
== Canibus-Central ==
Generally I take… I go with tha given, ya know, with what comes ta me over, tha celestial wireless…whenever it comes. You’re lucky when you get it.
 
Throughout Canibus's career there have been countless fail forums dedicated to [[shit|his music]], the eldest of which is: Canibus-Central. CC has gone through many owners, all of which end up getting butthurt and selling it to [[loser|another very responsible person.]] Started in 1999 CC has outlived all reasonable expectations and surpassed most trends. At least 8 people still post on CC to this day! Sometime last Thursday the nigger ReFlex, sold CC to a foreign company who just wanted use their database for their fail website. After they installed ads that infected [[retard|all internet explorer users]] the [[homos|eldest and wisest]] members of CC decided to create a whole NEW forum.... called [www.canibus-central.net]. All was well for a while on cc.net, until the civil war broke loose. Forums fags Berserk, AnP, Iron Mullet, and the iron Jew Kenny Mcormick destroyed the other forum fags Proximo and various other fags we all forgot about. Now the Jews run CC and everybody got bored and left. The end
 
== Canibus Fans ==
 
Canibus fans tend to be complete fucking dipshit's. They're like a broke/cheap version of Kiss fans in the sense that despite Canibus being the king of epic fail and a terrible rapper who sounds like he has throat cancer, there is nothing you can do to convince a Bis fan that he isn't some sort of hip hop God. Despite a pretty decent size rabid fan-base all of Canibus's albums have all flopped terribly, this is probably due to the fact most of Bis's fans are 12 year old basement dwellers who spend all their money on weed. Bis fans are incredibly easy to troll. Search a PLoo remix on youtube and just post a comment telling the mixer Canibus got buttfucked by LL Kewl J. Moar than likely LULZ will ensue.
 
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== Canibus Quotes ==
 
 
{{quote|You aint got the skills to  [[rimjob|eat a niggas ass]] like me!!|Canibus}}
 
 
== Canibus vs. Dizaster ==
 
The end of Canibus. Its long but holy shit. So embarrasing.
 
<center><youtube>l9KjsBIsr2g</youtube><br />'''Quote &bull; 28:38'''</center>
 
{{quote|You a pedophile that bites vaginas in a dark room eating mosquitos, flies, and spiders.|Canibus}}
 
<center>'''Quote &bull; 35:42'''</center>
 
{{quote|I wrote so many fuckin rhymes... can't memorize all that shit. I'm not - I'm not a good freestyler.|Canibus}}
 
 
==Gallery==
{{cg|Canibus|CANIBUSTONYOURFACELOL|center|<gallery>
<!--Image:Canibusoo1.jpg-->
Image:Ceasergermanicus8hhzg2.jpg|Bis's Next Album
Image:Cctruelifeyf4no4.jpg|
Image:Hod.jpg|Typical Canibus fan
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Osiruzdanceoj7.gif|Osighrus doing his Albanian celebration dance after stealing the CC Donation money
Image:Mclovindev.jpg|Current owner of CC, Devo
Image:Ferd.jpg|Canibus's biggest groupie, Ferdowsi
</gallery>}}
 
<br>
 
==See also==
 
*[[2Pac]]
*[[Biggie Smalls]]
*[[Lil B]]
 
==External Links==
* {{myspace|canibus}}
* [http://www.canibus-central.net '''The TRUE Canibus-Central''']
* [http://www.canibus-central.com '''Imposter CC''']
* [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Canibus%20Central&defid=1044499 '''ZOMG CC ON Urban Dictionary!!1!''']
 
{{music}}
[[Category:People]]
{{afro}}

Revision as of 09:15, 6 April 2014

The greatest fail of all time watch him prove it

Germaine Williams, better known by his stage name Canibus, is an American nigger

Early Life

DMX and Canibus in San Francisco

Germaine Williams was born in Jamaica in 1974. His father was a nigger who the white man randomly decided to take a shit on. Because of this fact his family moved around a lot. The Constant moving caused a young Bis to develop social anxiety and a totally healthy obsession with Mexican Americans. Canibus released a bunch of fail albums in the past 10 years and still found time to marry DMX. He currently writes two songs per day and believes rhymes can travel in multiple C's or some other horse shit.

Can I Bus, Beef With LL Cool J, and Various Fail

In 1997 Canibus hooked up with successful producer/rapper Wyclef jean from the hip hop group, The Fugees. While at the time it seemed Canibus would become next big thing, a beef would stand in his way. LL Cool J ruined his career and turned him into a complete emo. During this time, Canibus forgot nobody knew who the fuck he was, and started an argument about mudkipz, with the star of Deep Blue Sea. Even though most TRUE hip hop fans regard Canibus as the one true winrar of the battle, Canibus would be met with nothing but pure and complete fail from here on out. After the initial fail album Can-I-Bus he released 2000 BC and C True Hollywood Stories, the later of which included a song where Canibus rapped from the perspective of a deranged Eminem fan. All of hip hop considered the song creepy and laughed at him for it. Unable to deal with the epic failure he joined the US Army.

Mic Club, Rip the Jacker, and even MOAR fail

Sometime last Thursday Canibus was kicked out of the army for smoking weed (ZOMGZOMG @ teh Irony),nobody gave a shit. He then released two albums: Mic Club, and Rip the Jacker. All 12 white kids who downloaded these albums decided they were the best albums of all time. Canibus, clearly not used to his fans actually being satisfied with his work, started micclub.net which turned out to be a secret j00 plot to steal his fans money as the website took tons of orders for merch. yet nobody ended up getting their CD's or T-shirts delivered to them (I want my $30 mother fucker). His next album, titled Mind Control was a collection of 10 year old songs all his fans had already downloaded, needless to say shits were brick. Most his fans stopped paying attention after this yadda yadda yadda to this day nobody gives a shit

Future Business Endeavors

The Fail Line by Canibus

Canibus has launched various businesses this year including a website and a fashion line for Sears.

Canibus-Central

Throughout Canibus's career there have been countless fail forums dedicated to his music, the eldest of which is: Canibus-Central. CC has gone through many owners, all of which end up getting butthurt and selling it to another very responsible person. Started in 1999 CC has outlived all reasonable expectations and surpassed most trends. At least 8 people still post on CC to this day! Sometime last Thursday the nigger ReFlex, sold CC to a foreign company who just wanted use their database for their fail website. After they installed ads that infected all internet explorer users the eldest and wisest members of CC decided to create a whole NEW forum.... called [www.canibus-central.net]. All was well for a while on cc.net, until the civil war broke loose. Forums fags Berserk, AnP, Iron Mullet, and the iron Jew Kenny Mcormick destroyed the other forum fags Proximo and various other fags we all forgot about. Now the Jews run CC and everybody got bored and left. The end

Canibus Fans

Canibus fans tend to be complete fucking dipshit's. They're like a broke/cheap version of Kiss fans in the sense that despite Canibus being the king of epic fail and a terrible rapper who sounds like he has throat cancer, there is nothing you can do to convince a Bis fan that he isn't some sort of hip hop God. Despite a pretty decent size rabid fan-base all of Canibus's albums have all flopped terribly, this is probably due to the fact most of Bis's fans are 12 year old basement dwellers who spend all their money on weed. Bis fans are incredibly easy to troll. Search a PLoo remix on youtube and just post a comment telling the mixer Canibus got buttfucked by LL Kewl J. Moar than likely LULZ will ensue.


Canibus Quotes

   
“ 		 
You aint got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me!!
  		„
  		 

—Canibus


Canibus vs. Dizaster

The end of Canibus. Its long but holy shit. So embarrasing.


Quote • 28:38
   
“ 		 
You a pedophile that bites vaginas in a dark room eating mosquitos, flies, and spiders.
  		„
  		 

—Canibus

Quote • 35:42
   
“ 		 
I wrote so many fuckin rhymes... can't memorize all that shit. I'm not - I'm not a good freestyler.
  		„
  		 

—Canibus


  • Bis's Next Album
    Bis's Next Album
  • Typical Canibus fan
    Typical Canibus fan
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  • Osighrus doing his Albanian celebration dance after stealing the CC Donation money
    Osighrus doing his Albanian celebration dance after stealing the CC Donation money
  • Current owner of CC, Devo
    Current owner of CC, Devo
  • Canibus's biggest groupie, Ferdowsi
    Canibus's biggest groupie, Ferdowsi


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