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* Blackmane - He ''defied'' AmericanDad86... or, maybe just gave input while passing by one time. The first one sounds cooler, though! | * Blackmane - He ''defied'' AmericanDad86... or, maybe just gave input while passing by one time. The first one sounds cooler, though! | ||
* Blurred Lines - Besides having a super-gay name, this monster argued with AmericanDad86 about whether or not ''The Simpsons'' is <s>funny</s> an adult show. They were both blocked. | * Blurred Lines - Besides having a super-gay name, this monster argued with AmericanDad86 about whether or not ''The Simpsons'' is <s>funny</s> an adult show. They were both blocked. | ||
* Canoe1967 - The man who started it all and brought AM86 front and center by getting into an argument that one time. | * Canoe1967 - The man who started it all and brought AM86 front and center by getting into an argument that one time. Worse, he's white! | ||
* CTF83! - Once used the word "nigger" to describe an offensive word. Not only is he an obvious racist, but also a homosexual. | * CTF83! - Once used the word "nigger" to describe an offensive word. Not only is he an obvious racist, but also a homosexual. | ||
* DarthBotto - Said that he should not accuse people of making personal attacks. THAT was a personal attack! | * DarthBotto - Said that he should not accuse people of making personal attacks. THAT was a personal attack! | ||
Revision as of 22:26, 14 June 2014
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Warning! Editing this page may provoke a call to the Wikimedia Foundation, which totally runs Encyclopedia Dramatica. |
AmericanDad86 is a lulzy 27 year-old homo-erotic Wikipedia editor with the suave social skills of a bipolar five year-old giving a cat a bath. A true nigga hailing from Wisconsin, when he is not jamming corn up his ass, he is going around Wikipedia, informing everyone else how qualified he is for getting that exceptionally rare degree in Journalism. When he is not doing that, he gets into autistic-ridden arguments with every person he encounters, kicking off with a declaration about how concerned he is about their behavior. Yes, because we all know that editing Wikipedia in a disagreeing manner warrants a suggestion to check one's self in with a psychiatrist.
Whenever AmericanDad86 has a disagreement, he calls Mommy and takes the matter to the wankfest at the Administrators' Board to state how concerned he is about the emotional state of everyone else. As da nigga who cried woof, nobody gives a shit. Utilizing his sophisticated Journalism degree, he has uncovered a truly insidious plot in which all the editors on Wikipedia are centered around a man known only as "Bbb23", who has been pulling the strings on all planes of existence with the sole goal of gaining mo' powah! Our only hope, AmericanDad86 realized, that after all the cases of other people not being as good at Wikipedia, other people being homosexual, other people personally attacking him by disagreeing, other people editing in his space, that there would only be one savior, (besides his black ass)...
♪ JIMBO WALES!!! ♫
So, he called Wikipedia and said, "Hep! I'mma bein' repwessed! Hawassment, evewywhehe!" The person on the other end paused then hung up.
—AMERICANDAD86, God of Grammar. | ||
How to offend AM86
There is an ocean of ways to offend AmericanDad86. Let's join Dr. Anonymous and discuss them:
- Disagree with him.
- Revert him. Never, EVER do that.
- Say that naughty N-word while discussing inappropriate things in a collegiate setting. That would offend any nigger.
- Be an administrator.
- Say that he should probably not pick fights with other people. That will warrant a phone call to the superiors at Wikimedia who do not pay their employees.
- Call him RuPaul.
- Bbb23. Fuck that guy.
The Bad Guys
(You may want to play the Imperial March theme while reading this list).
- AndytheGrump - An irritating man who calls for consensus, when we should already know that AmericanDad86's Journalism degree makes all else null and immaterial.
- Bbb23 - The worst person in the universe. He once blocked AmericanDad86. Monster.
- Blackmane - He defied AmericanDad86... or, maybe just gave input while passing by one time. The first one sounds cooler, though!
- Blurred Lines - Besides having a super-gay name, this monster argued with AmericanDad86 about whether or not The Simpsons is
funnyan adult show. They were both blocked. - Canoe1967 - The man who started it all and brought AM86 front and center by getting into an argument that one time. Worse, he's white!
- CTF83! - Once used the word "nigger" to describe an offensive word. Not only is he an obvious racist, but also a homosexual.
- DarthBotto - Said that he should not accuse people of making personal attacks. THAT was a personal attack!
- Davey2010 - He was mean that one time that he pointed out that AmericanDad86 cannot count to five. One-two-three-five-fo-OH, FUCK ME!
- Doniago - This guy is too much like AmericanDad86 for his own comfort. (Grimace).
- Drmies - An administrator who once shut down an accusation of racism AmericanDad86 presented. Obviously, a racist... and a tranny.
- ElKevbo - This bastard dared to express his opinion about notability. How dare he?
- Floquenbeam - The Mother Theresa of Wikipedia, this administrator once saved AmericanDad86's ass when everyone asked that he would be blocked. When AmericanDad86 later wrote the tenth edition, best-selling novel called "Fuck Bbb23", Floquenbeam asked him to not do that. Now, THAT was uncalled for! He subsequently contacted the Wikimedia Foundation, asking for charges to be pressed for having an opinion.
- GB Fan - A truly awful administrator who reported AmericanDad86 for edit-warring twelve times in a row. He must be stripped of his tools, indefinitely blocked from Wikipedia and castrated for safe measure.
- Kww - An administrator who once disagreed with AmericanDad86. This warrants a full lecture on how Wikipedia works.
- InedibleHulk - He dared to scold AmericanDad86, then used naughty, naughty words. He must be punished... softly.
- RasputinAXP - Not only is he a former administrator, (which makes him evil), but he also told AmericanDad86 to pound sand. Nobody does that.
- Taroaldo - Once pointed out that AmericanDad86 is a diva. Everyone, stop what you're doing and listen to AmericanDad86's sonnet about why that is incorrect.
- TParis - AmericanDad86 wrote a novel and this bastard have the audacity to ask him to abridge it. Nobody abridges art!
See Also
- TheSockDetective
- MrFetch
- Unwarranted self-importance
- Internet tough guy
- Asking for it
- Idiot
- Black Supremacy
External links
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