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'''Megan Thee Stallion''' ([[Powerword]]: Megan Jovon Ruth Pete) is a filthy whore with a big fat dimply ass looking like two whole loaves of lumpy bread attached to her backside and hyperactive sex drive that she loves to boast about, thus further marginalizing people with no sexual desires and pancake butts. She claims to be the hottest person on this planet while also looking like [[Kim Kardashian]] and King Kong had one big shit pile of a baby. | '''Megan Thee Stallion''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Megan Jovon Ruth Pete''') is a filthy whore with a big fat dimply ass looking like two whole loaves of lumpy bread attached to her backside and hyperactive sex drive that she loves to boast about, thus further marginalizing people with no sexual desires and pancake butts. She claims to be the hottest person on this planet while also looking like [[Kim Kardashian]] and King Kong had one big shit pile of a baby. | ||
== Always willing to sexually assault our ears == | == Always willing to sexually assault our ears == | ||
Revision as of 18:30, 9 February 2025
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| Born | February 15, 1995 (30 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Ethnicity | Milk Chocolate |
| Gender | Female |
| Occupation | Singer |
Megan Thee Stallion (Powerword: Megan Jovon Ruth Pete) is a filthy whore with a big fat dimply ass looking like two whole loaves of lumpy bread attached to her backside and hyperactive sex drive that she loves to boast about, thus further marginalizing people with no sexual desires and pancake butts. She claims to be the hottest person on this planet while also looking like Kim Kardashian and King Kong had one big shit pile of a baby.
Always willing to sexually assault our ears
We all know the phrase "sex sells," right? Well, Megan took that advice WAY too seriously by constantly singing about her ass and vagina trying to lure those losers who say they have a sickness for the thiccness with her annoying "Ah" noises. It's funny how Megan claims to be against sexual harassment because the lyrics of her song would very likely be considered sexual harassment to our ears! We shit you not! Here are some examples of her skankiness!
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Cultural Appropriation
In addition to her mighty narcissism and singing about her hypersexuality, Megan also appropriates Japanese culture as seen in the gallery.
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Sailor Poon -
Boa Hand-Me-Some-Cock -
Gojo Fat-Assoru -
Pussy's-Rotting -
Kei Cum-Uno -
Jolyne Ku-hoe -
Suck-On-A (WAP) -
Death To Asexuality -
Shoto Hoe-doroki -
Murky-Hoe
Sexually harassing the audience's eyes at a Kamala Harris rally
As means to pander to all those feminazi whores, human chocolate truffles, and sexually devious people in general, Kamala Harris thought it was brilliant to have Megan Thee Whorebag twerk on the stage dressed in a very slutty outfit. Of course, that made everyone except for the thicc loving losers whose hands stink of cum and vaginal fluids due to always fapping to Megan, uncomfortable. Even more shocking is that there were even CHILDREN at that rally. Is this what Kamala meant when she told the people who don't catch sexual feelings for others to "just be normal"? Big fucking yikes!
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