Golliwogg

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Make your children afraid to sleep with black person

A Golliwogg (also spelt "Golliwog" and a.k.a. Mr. Popo, Jynx and Imperfect Cell) is a popular children's character and doll that was created by Florence Kate Upton in 1894 and originally appeared in her book, The Adventures of Two Dutch Dolls and a Golliwogg. The Golliwogg is basically a rag doll and less smelly version of a nigger with a face that was meticulously drawn by Akira Toriyama. As of 2018, having a Golliwogg in the UK can get you arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Golliwogg martyrs

It is a fact of life that where there are black person, there will be crime. This is also true of golliwogs.

• 2018: Elected councillor apologises and resigns after sharing Facebook post to bring back Robertson's jam golliwog mascot (Archived: 1 2)
• 2017: golliwog mascot removed from Liverpool bar after whinging bitch sparks Twitter tsunami (Archived: 1 2)
• 2017: Cumbrian woman complains about shop's golliwogs, owner says "fuck off and bother the police, love" (Archived: 1 2)
• 2016: Welsh post office apologises for sparking Twitter furore due to selling golliwogs (Archived: 1 2)

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• 2016: Liverpool thrift store lambasted for putting golliwog in window display (Archived: 1 2)
• 2013: Uppity negress complains to police that local shop's golliwog display reminds her of lynching (Archived: 1 2)
• 2013: local councillor Dawn Barnett (72) disciplined and forced to undergo "diversity training" after expressing golliwog nostalgia (Archived: 1 2)
• 2013: Moira Pickering (62) - told to remove golliwogs from toyshop window by police and threatened with prosecution (Archived: 1 2)
• 2013: Police investigate primary school wall art dating back to 1936 for depicting golliwog (Archived: 1 2)
  • 2013: Police decide school's golliwog wall art is not committing a criminal offence (Archived: 1 2)
• 2011: "My golliwogs represent racial tolerance," claims reviled shopkeeper (Archived: 1 2)
• 2011: Le 56 local politician mounts one-man crusade against local shops golliwogs (Archived: 1 2)
• 2011:Jena Mason (65) - charged with racial harassment after displaying golliwog in her window (Archived: 1 2)
  • 2011: State prosecutors admit in court that they have no evidence against Jena Mason! (Archived: 1 2)
• 2008: "They'll pry my golliwogs from my cold, dead, hands" vows Worcestershire shopkeeper (Archived: 1 2)
• 2007: Gavin Alexander (39) - Golliwogs confiscated by police, charges later dropped (Archived: 1 2)
• 2006: Donald Reynolds (53) - Golliwogs confiscated by police (Archived: 1 2)

Galleriwoggs

A more innocent age A more innocent age When things were simpler When things were simpler And life was easier And life was easier She was right about this, though She was right about this, though File:Agatha christie golliwogg book jacket - ten little niggers.jpg File:Golliwogg tea-cosy knitting pattern.jpg File:Robertson's jam mascot golly - knitting pattern for family sweaters.jpg "Mmm, darling, you smell like a fake nigger" "Mmm, darling, you smell like a fake nigger" As expected As expected What's the problem, here? What's the problem, here? File:Kkk autist lynches golliwogg.jpg File:Golliwogg biscuits rebranding - then and now.png

Gollivision

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See Also

• Knife Control
• NO NIGGERS
• Not racist

External links

• "All Things Golliwog" - the planet's one-stop shop for Golly memorabilia and stuff, based in (where else?) Australia
• "Buy Golliwogs" - it's a competitive market
• "Ebay B& my golliwogs!"'
• A UK-based golliwog fan site, not yet closed down by The Thought Police

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