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''''' | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' (more commonly known as '''Twigger''') is an [[old meme|old, image macro meme]] commonly posted by [[white people]] on [[Reddit]] to think they're getting away with blatant [[racism]] without giving up their [[privilege]], all while reinforcing the stereotypical divides [[Obama|tearing apart the]] [[USA|JewSA]]. | ||
{{PAGENAME}} is basically the [[Detroit]] of [[Twitter]], which is a complete shithole in real life, and much like its real-life counterpart, {{PAGENAME}} is an e-ghetto of [[unfunny]] UGC and [[edgy]] memes. However, unlike Detroit in real life, {{PAGENAME}} is more densly populated by white people who think they're funny posting anti-black memes, in an attempt at being the ultimate edge lord. However, [[at least 100 years|every once in a while]], an individual of dark skin complexion posts a memes that goes viral, and causes a complete shitstorm of lulz in the process. In the wake of [[George Floyd]]'s drug-induced "death", the blame of whose passing was dumped on the [[cops|pigs]], for instance, {{PAGENAME}} lit up like a dumpster fire in the most greasy, shit-covered back alley of Detroit or [[Jew York City]]. | |||
The same "social ghetto" phenomenon is also available in [[TikTok| | ==Typical {{PAGENAME}} Content== | ||
All {{PAGENAME}} posts are [[samefag|identical]]. They start with poorly formed sentences with [[brb|pointless]] [[wtf|abbreviations]] [[nobody]] [[tl;dr|understands]] to describe a completely [[unfunny|humorless]] situation, sprinkled liberally with [[edgy]] [[gang|hood]] slang blatantly misappropriated from [[retarded|words they don't understand]], a GIF with some famous nigger followed with the same [[xd|emoji of crying with tears]] over and over again in order to fill up the tweet's character count, just like you did with spaces on your essay you [[lazy]] piece of shit. | |||
The same "social ghetto" phenomenon is also available in [[TikTok|TwitTwat]], [[Instagram|Shitstagram]] and [[Failbook]]. | |||
==How | ==How To Download {{PAGENAME}}™== | ||
# Get | # Get Twatter. | ||
# Pretend to be a dumb nigger | # Pretend to be a dumb nigger. | ||
# ??? | # [[????]] | ||
# | # [[PROFIT]] | ||
==Honorable Mentions== | ==Honorable Mentions== | ||
===#ICantBreathe=== | ===#ICantBreathe=== | ||
''For moar info, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Eric_Garner Death of Eric Garner] on [[TOW]].'' | |||
The hashtag was created after a nigger by the name of Eric Garner who got arrested using a chokehold, said "I can't breathe" before being "killed" by a cop, the truth is that he couldn't breathe due to him being a [[fatass]] with [[heart disease]]. | |||
===#ICantBreathe 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]=== | ===#ICantBreathe 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]=== | ||
{{ | {{main|George Floyd}} | ||
The hashtag resurfaced after [[Lie|model citizen]] [[George Floyd]] uttered the | |||
The hashtag resurfaced after [[Lie|model citizen]] [[George Floyd]] uttered the infamous quote before overdosing from fentanyl and "getting brutally murdered by a [[cop]] in [[Minneapolis]]". To nobody's surprise, {{PAGENAME}} stirred up shit about the video of the "murder", and both [[Black Lives Matter|BLMfags]] and the [[alt-right]] took the opportunity to create the "race war" that they were always prepared for. | |||
===Gorilla Glue Girl=== | ===Gorilla Glue Girl=== | ||
{{Spoiler|SHE JEWED OUT $23,893 THANKS TO A GOFUNDME PAGE TO PAY FOR A SURGERY SHE GOT FOR FREE}} | {{Spoiler|SHE JEWED OUT $23,893 THANKS TO A GOFUNDME PAGE TO PAY FOR A SURGERY SHE GOT FOR FREE}} | ||
[[File:GGlueShit.jpg | [[File:GGlueShit.jpg|thumb]] | ||
{{quote|I ran in the kitchen, ran past the refrigerator and I was like you know what? I can use this and as soon as I come home I can take it off, you know wash it out That is not what happened.|[https://nypost.com/2021/02/17/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown-reveals-why-she-glued-her-hair/ New York Post article revealing the real reason why she glued her hair]}} | |||
{{ | [[TikTok]] nigger {{tiktok|im_d_ollady}}(powerword: '''[[powerword|Tessica Brown]]''') is a [[retarded|highly intelligent]] [[whore|woman]] who had the absolute [[genius]] idea of using fucking [[guerrilla|Gorilla]] spray glue on her hair, thinking it would [[fail|have the same effects as actual, real hairspray]]. As a result, and much to her dismay, her hair was literally pasted flat to her fucking scalp, and everything she tried to use to remove the adhesive material from her crown, either made the situation worse, or at best, failed miserably. | ||
However, there is a way to remove glue, and that is to use a solvent such as gasoline; however, Tessica just simply isn't smart enough to figure this out, and so, the glue will remain on her head [[never|until it comes off naturally]]. However, if Tessica attempted to use gasoline, she'd likely burn down her entire shitty neighborhood in the process, and then [[facepalm|steal someone else's phone like a typical nigger, to complain that her solution "didn't work"]]. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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* [[Twitter]] | * [[Twitter]] | ||
* [[Detroit]] | * [[Detroit]] | ||
==External Links== | |||
*{{tiktok|im_d_ollady|Tessica Brown's TwitTwat Profile}} | |||
{{afro}} | {{afro}} | ||
{{ | {{memes}} | ||
{{ | {{socialmedia}} | ||
Revision as of 19:49, 26 February 2021
Black Twitter (more commonly known as Twigger) is an old, image macro meme commonly posted by white people on Reddit to think they're getting away with blatant racism without giving up their privilege, all while reinforcing the stereotypical divides tearing apart the JewSA.
Black Twitter is basically the Detroit of Twitter, which is a complete shithole in real life, and much like its real-life counterpart, Black Twitter is an e-ghetto of unfunny UGC and edgy memes. However, unlike Detroit in real life, Black Twitter is more densly populated by white people who think they're funny posting anti-black memes, in an attempt at being the ultimate edge lord. However, every once in a while, an individual of dark skin complexion posts a memes that goes viral, and causes a complete shitstorm of lulz in the process. In the wake of George Floyd's drug-induced "death", the blame of whose passing was dumped on the pigs, for instance, Black Twitter lit up like a dumpster fire in the most greasy, shit-covered back alley of Detroit or Jew York City.
Typical Black Twitter Content
All Black Twitter posts are identical. They start with poorly formed sentences with pointless abbreviations nobody understands to describe a completely humorless situation, sprinkled liberally with edgy hood slang blatantly misappropriated from words they don't understand, a GIF with some famous nigger followed with the same emoji of crying with tears over and over again in order to fill up the tweet's character count, just like you did with spaces on your essay you lazy piece of shit. The same "social ghetto" phenomenon is also available in TwitTwat, Shitstagram and Failbook.
How To Download Black Twitter™
Honorable Mentions
#ICantBreathe
For moar info, see Death of Eric Garner on TOW.
The hashtag was created after a nigger by the name of Eric Garner who got arrested using a chokehold, said "I can't breathe" before being "killed" by a cop, the truth is that he couldn't breathe due to him being a fatass with heart disease.
#ICantBreathe 2: Electric Boogaloo
Moar info: George Floyd.
The hashtag resurfaced after model citizen George Floyd uttered the infamous quote before overdosing from fentanyl and "getting brutally murdered by a cop in Minneapolis". To nobody's surprise, Black Twitter stirred up shit about the video of the "murder", and both BLMfags and the alt-right took the opportunity to create the "race war" that they were always prepared for.
Gorilla Glue Girl
—New York Post article revealing the real reason why she glued her hair | ||
TikTok nigger 
im_d_ollady
(powerword: Tessica Brown) is a highly intelligent woman who had the absolute genius idea of using fucking Gorilla spray glue on her hair, thinking it would have the same effects as actual, real hairspray. As a result, and much to her dismay, her hair was literally pasted flat to her fucking scalp, and everything she tried to use to remove the adhesive material from her crown, either made the situation worse, or at best, failed miserably.
However, there is a way to remove glue, and that is to use a solvent such as gasoline; however, Tessica just simply isn't smart enough to figure this out, and so, the glue will remain on her head until it comes off naturally. However, if Tessica attempted to use gasoline, she'd likely burn down her entire shitty neighborhood in the process, and then steal someone else's phone like a typical nigger, to complain that her solution "didn't work".
See Also
External Links
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Black Twitter is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
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Black Twitter is part of a series on Visit the Social Media Portal for complete coverage. |