Ghetto

It's "hard" being from the Ghetto.

People like this live in ghettos.

And this is how you catch them.

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A GHETTO may be any or all of these:

1. A charming neighborhood inhabited almost exclusively by wealthy Sodomites, with the city's most convenient and timely public transit service, dozens of sickenly shiny cum-stained ATM machines, twink "sk8tr-dudes" giving blow-jobs to 70 year old men for $20 in the Starbucks bathroom, gay porn movies being filmed in parked SUVs on the main thoroughfare, using the city's actual cops; anonymous fellatio and fornication rampantly being performed by clean-cut realtors upon cowboys and soldiers in every doorway and balcony, etc. Let your imagination run wild, let the rainbow be your guide, and you couldn't possibly imagine the nauseating, obscene debaucheries and perversions going on here at all hours, not even in your most disgusting nightmares.
2. A filthy and very run-down high-crime area inhabited by TYPICAL negro and/or Mexican people.
3. A poor but well-situated and rather quaint Polish neighborhood formerly inhabited by Jews before they invented the Holocaust and became rich.
4. An epithet indicating the poor quality or improvised nature of the subject. Used primarily by time-travellers from the 1990s.
5. YOU

See also

• Dangerman
• Florida
• Ghettoblaster
• KFC
• Michael Vick
• San Francisco

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