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{{ | {{yt|u|jakatak69|Cooking With Jack Show}} '''([[Powerword|Powerword:]] Jack Scalfani)''' is a former Radio DJ and YouTube "Chef" who makes the shittiest food known to man. Jack is also known for domestic violence, having stroke from being a lard ass and his "The [[Shit |Best]] Sauses". Jack has also appeared on a number of [[Old media|TV shows]] such as: [[Redneck |West Texas Investors Club]](a ripoff of Dragons Den) which he cried on [[lol]]. When Jack isn't making horrible food or abusing his child he reviews kitchen utensils and restaurants. Jack also has a second YouTube channel {{yt|u|jackonthego|Jack On The Go Show}} where he vlogs his miserable life. Jack is a known [[bitch|Victim]]: his wife abused him and threw ashtrays at him - so don't be mean to him or he'll [[bawww]]!!! | ||
He has one child who's almost as fat as he is, but the kid smokes [[weed]], so he's cooler than Jack and [[you]]. | |||
[[File:cookingwjackcrying.png|thumb|right|200px|When [[you]] realize you're a fat retard.]] | |||
==The Show== | ==The Show== | ||
[[File:Jack-downs.jpg|thumb|250px| Huuu I wike onjans!!]] | [[File:Jack-downs.jpg|thumb|250px| Huuu I wike onjans!!]] | ||
On his main Channel he posts The Cooking With Jack Show where he reviews shitty [[Billy Mays|as seen on tv]] kitchen utensils and cooks up awful creations. He usually shoots his show in his kitchen which is also his laundry room. His creations are often raw or they look like something that comes from your [[ass|rear]]. Jack being a lazy fuck makes "lazy | On his main Channel he posts The Cooking With Jack Show where he reviews shitty [[Billy Mays|as seen on tv]] kitchen utensils and cooks up awful creations. He usually shoots his show in his kitchen (which is also his laundry room.) His creations are often [[shit|raw]] or they look like something that comes from your [[ass|rear]]. Jack, being a lazy fuck, makes "lazy man's recipes" which is just like a normal recipes except nothing like the thing he's trying to make and with a fuck ton of cheese. Jack is the type of person who hangs around Walmart buying As Seen On TV products, tries them once and returns them making a quick buck on YouTube in the process. Jack has almost 300k subscribers but as of currently his views average 10k per video. | ||
===Notable "Recipes"=== | ===Notable "Recipes"=== | ||
*{{ytlink|B09RF0ImYB8|Tampon Chicken, Bag 'o Salad and Cheesecake}} | *{{ytlink|B09RF0ImYB8|Tampon Chicken, Bag 'o Salad and Cheesecake}} | ||
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*{{ytlink|Hpuu24goynk|Under cooked burgers}} | *{{ytlink|Hpuu24goynk|Under cooked burgers}} | ||
*{{ytlink|J47pL_BW8TQ|Under cooked burgers 2.0}} | *{{ytlink|J47pL_BW8TQ|Under cooked burgers 2.0}} | ||
==Domestic Violence== | ==Domestic Violence== | ||
In a video interview posted on YouTube Jack Brags about | In a video interview posted on YouTube Jack Brags about choking his son to the point of his nosebleeding after he supposedly sperged out on his mother. Jack blames weed for his son's [[Aspergers]], he sent him to some shop where he was supposed to learn how to build computers, and instead of being a nerd Jack Jr "learned" to smoke weed. But this is not the only supposed case of domestic violence as Jack claims he's so [[pussy-whipped]] his wife abuses [[pussy|him]]! After the interview was posted up on YouTube, Jack has been trying to remove it but [[You|someone]] keeps posting them back up. | ||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
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File:Tampon-Chicken.png | File:Tampon-Chicken.png | ||
File:Wants-some-rice-with-that-sugar.png | File:Wants-some-rice-with-that-sugar.png|[[cum]]. | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|jakatak69}} Main channel. | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|jackonthego}} Food review and old vlog channel. | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|c|UC__73laWaH-vxGpDGab4bzg | Jack Scalfani}} Vlog channel. | ||
*{{fb|jakatak}} Facebook | *{{fb|jakatak}} Facebook. | ||
*{{fb|CookingWithJack}} Facebook for his show | *{{fb|CookingWithJack}} Facebook for his show. | ||
*{{twitter|jakatak4}} His Twitter-Protected | *{{twitter|jakatak4}} His Twitter-Protected. | ||
*https://thebestsauces.ecwid.com/ Website for his sauce | *https://thebestsauces.ecwid.com/ Website for his sauce, has a mail address if you want to send him dog poop. | ||
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{{Psychopaths}} | |||
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[[Category:YouTube]] | [[Category:YouTube]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:51, 23 March 2026
Cooking With Jack Show (Powerword: Jack Scalfani) is a former Radio DJ and YouTube "Chef" who makes the shittiest food known to man. Jack is also known for domestic violence, having stroke from being a lard ass and his "The Best Sauses". Jack has also appeared on a number of TV shows such as: West Texas Investors Club(a ripoff of Dragons Den) which he cried on lol. When Jack isn't making horrible food or abusing his child he reviews kitchen utensils and restaurants. Jack also has a second YouTube channel Jack On The Go Show where he vlogs his miserable life. Jack is a known Victim: his wife abused him and threw ashtrays at him - so don't be mean to him or he'll bawww!!!
He has one child who's almost as fat as he is, but the kid smokes weed, so he's cooler than Jack and you.
The Show
On his main Channel he posts The Cooking With Jack Show where he reviews shitty as seen on tv kitchen utensils and cooks up awful creations. He usually shoots his show in his kitchen (which is also his laundry room.) His creations are often raw or they look like something that comes from your rear. Jack, being a lazy fuck, makes "lazy man's recipes" which is just like a normal recipes except nothing like the thing he's trying to make and with a fuck ton of cheese. Jack is the type of person who hangs around Walmart buying As Seen On TV products, tries them once and returns them making a quick buck on YouTube in the process. Jack has almost 300k subscribers but as of currently his views average 10k per video.
Notable "Recipes"
- Tampon Chicken, Bag 'o Salad and Cheesecake
- Soggy Tortilla Chips in Diarrhea with Cheese
- Diarrhea in a Bag™
- Lasagna but without the layers and penne instead of lasagna plates and it looks like diarrhea....with cheese
- Look at 6:20 Good lord you want some rice with that sugar??
- Omelette in a bag™, shit looks disgusting
- Under cooked burgers
- Under cooked burgers 2.0
Domestic Violence
In a video interview posted on YouTube Jack Brags about choking his son to the point of his nosebleeding after he supposedly sperged out on his mother. Jack blames weed for his son's Aspergers, he sent him to some shop where he was supposed to learn how to build computers, and instead of being a nerd Jack Jr "learned" to smoke weed. But this is not the only supposed case of domestic violence as Jack claims he's so pussy-whipped his wife abuses him! After the interview was posted up on YouTube, Jack has been trying to remove it but someone keeps posting them back up.
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video |
Wall of Shame
External links
- jakatak69 Main channel.
- jackonthego Food review and old vlog channel.
- Jack Scalfani Vlog channel.
jakatak Facebook.- CookingWithJack Facebook for his show.
jakatak4 His Twitter-Protected.- https://thebestsauces.ecwid.com/ Website for his sauce, has a mail address if you want to send him dog poop.
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Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dr. Gloves • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
