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[[Image:Nice ass.jpg|thumb|There is no need for this beautiful [[ass]] to have anything to do with [[niggers]] whatsoever.]] | [[Image:Nice ass.jpg|thumb|There is no need for this beautiful [[ass]] to have anything to do with [[niggers]] whatsoever.]] | ||
[[Image:Twerk_mrs_twerksum.gif|thumb|My body is ready]] | |||
[[Image:Katja_Booty.jpg|thumb|The enemy.....fapfapfap]] | [[Image:Katja_Booty.jpg|thumb|The enemy.....fapfapfap]] | ||
[[Image:Rape_cd.jpg|thumb|Music for booty shaking]] | [[Image:Rape_cd.jpg|thumb|Music for booty shaking]] | ||
[[Image:Cyclops.jpg|thumb|Cyclops is the only white man who can fight the shaking of the net]] | [[Image:Cyclops.jpg|thumb|Cyclops is the only white man who can fight the shaking of the net]] | ||
[[Image:DO_NOT_WANT_BOOTY.jpg|thumb|DO NOT WANT]] | [[Image:DO_NOT_WANT_BOOTY.jpg|thumb|DO NOT WANT]] | ||
[[Image:Briannalove.gif| | [[Image:Briannalove.gif|frame|This is fucking [[hawt]]. The delicious cellulite is there for you to [[vore|sink your teeth into]].]] | ||
[[At least 100 years ago]], '''Booty Shaking''' was invented by white women who wanted to fuck [[White power|daddy's niggers]] on the plantation. By shaking their thick white butts, the niggas in a fit of [[Rape|sexual confusion]] would kill the owner for a piece of rimming fun. It was a major problem until the 80's when everything became lame and Mossad were too busy planning more bombings. But when the 90's came, [[Eternal September]] was ripe and Jews at [[TV]] networks were trying to [[Milhouse|increase ratings]], and so booty shaking was a forced back into society by the Jews who wanted to increase the already problematic half-breed nation. While this only affected negrodite men at first, Jews pushed it into the white peoples faces through TV, Radio and [[Stile Project|Ad banners]] and forced white men to succumb to the [[Asking for it|thick juicy asses of women]]. | [[File:Twerk cat.gif|thumb|Booty shaking is an inevitable precursor to [[animal abuse]].]] | ||
[[At least 100 years ago]], '''Booty Shaking''' also known as '''Twerking''' was originally invented by [[niggers]] by adopting the practice of lower-evolved simians [[Dat Ass|showing off their large asses]] for the sake of [[Sex|mating]], because niggers, being the monkeys that they are, only need to see a sufficiently large ass to activate their [[Rape|reproductive instinct]]. It was then copied by white women who wanted to fuck [[White power|daddy's niggers]] on the plantation. By shaking their thick white butts, the niggas in a fit of [[Rape|sexual confusion]] would kill the owner for a piece of rimming fun. It was a major problem until the 80's when everything became lame and Mossad were too busy planning more bombings. But when the 90's came, [[Eternal September]] was ripe and Jews at [[TV]] networks were trying to [[Milhouse|increase ratings]], and so booty shaking was a forced back into society by the Jews who wanted to increase the already problematic half-breed nation. While this only affected negrodite men at first, Jews pushed it into the white peoples faces through TV, Radio and [[Stile Project|Ad banners]] and forced white men to succumb to the [[Asking for it|thick juicy asses of women]]. Eventually, the twerking epidemic reached its most critical point from the disgusting act performed by Miley Cyrus at the MTV VMAs causing millions of innocent music lovers to suffer [[DO NOT WANT|severe brain damage]], only curable through extreme use of [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|orbital nuclear incineration]]. | |||
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'''How twerking [[Shit|births browns]]'''</center> | |||
==The internet shakedown== | ==The internet shakedown== | ||
While it can be hypnotically good to watch, booty shaking videos are part of the cancer that is filling the tubes faster than a nigga jumps on a banana cream flavored booty. They are ever-present on [[YouTube]] and [[ | While it can be hypnotically good to watch, booty shaking videos are part of the cancer that is filling the tubes faster than a nigga jumps on a banana cream flavored booty. They are ever-present on [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]] and [[MTV]], but are regularly taken down due to the often [[Jailbait|underage content]]. Jews have also found that ads get more clicks if they feature these videos, and this explains why so many video sites approve of [[Fleshlight|crappy flash banners]]. Internet whores and [[No girls on the internet|female trolls]] realized that by having such a hypnotic body part, they could use it for [[Scam|e-begging]] and getting [[Social engineering|private information]] so that they could blackmail losers for money. That way, they could buy better houses for themselves and their [[Pimp|nigger BFs]]. While most of the people who complain about the videos are [[Anorexic|skinny]] [[emo]] [[whores]] who wish for a better ass, a lot of [[White_people|White Nationalists]] are currently trying to kill porn star [http://www.clubkatja.com/ Katja Kassin] who is the main cause of the videos and [[missing white woman syndrome]]. | ||
<center>{{youtube|3XVQIsEstE0|Ghetto made booty video.}}</center> | <center>{{youtube|3XVQIsEstE0|Ghetto made booty video.}}</center> | ||
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'''Notice how the video has been clipped to have 'anti-hate' messages among all of the hypnotizing booty shaking. FUCKING JEWS/NIGGERS EVERYWHERE!!!!''' | '''Notice how the video has been clipped to have 'anti-hate' messages among all of the hypnotizing booty shaking. FUCKING JEWS/NIGGERS EVERYWHERE!!!!''' | ||
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==Examples of the Cancer== | ==Examples of the Cancer== | ||
[[Image:Pop_Lock_n_Droop.jpg|thumb|Pop Lock n Droop]] | [[Image:Pop_Lock_n_Droop.jpg|thumb|Pop Lock n Droop]] | ||
{{fv|booty1|background-color: silver;|font-weight: bold; | [[File:Wario-thicc.gif|thumb|Wario teaches you how it's done.]] | ||
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Note the [[Rap|bad music]]. [[also, cocks|Also,]] [[x y is x|obvious weave is obvious]]. | Note the [[Rap|bad music]]. [[also, cocks|Also,]] [[x y is x|obvious weave is obvious]]. | ||
[[DO NOT WANT|O GOD NO!!!!]] [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Offended8.jpg CLICK HERE] for eyeball surgery. | |||
[[DO NOT WANT|O GOD NO!!!!]] [ | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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*[[Whores]] | *[[Whores]] | ||
*[[Tammyslut]] | *[[Tammyslut]] | ||
*[[Miley Cyrus]] | |||
*[[Fat Larry|KC & the Sunshine Band]]: They made a goddamn disco song out of this shit. | |||
==Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.megarotic.com/video/?c=search&s=booty%20shaking Loads of shaking] | *[http://www.megarotic.com/video/?c=search&s=booty%20shaking Loads of shaking] | ||
*[http://www.clubkatja.com/ What your trailer park daughter want's to be in the future] | *[http://www.clubkatja.com/ What your trailer park daughter want's to be in the future] | ||
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtqftJlFpvk Destination Unknown video] | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtqftJlFpvk Destination Unknown video] | ||
{{Afro}} | {{Afro}} | ||
{{Whores}} | |||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
[[Category:Sex]][[Category:Internets Phenomena]][[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Sex]][[Category:Internets Phenomena]][[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:00, 9 November 2024
At least 100 years ago, Booty Shaking also known as Twerking was originally invented by niggers by adopting the practice of lower-evolved simians showing off their large asses for the sake of mating, because niggers, being the monkeys that they are, only need to see a sufficiently large ass to activate their reproductive instinct. It was then copied by white women who wanted to fuck daddy's niggers on the plantation. By shaking their thick white butts, the niggas in a fit of sexual confusion would kill the owner for a piece of rimming fun. It was a major problem until the 80's when everything became lame and Mossad were too busy planning more bombings. But when the 90's came, Eternal September was ripe and Jews at TV networks were trying to increase ratings, and so booty shaking was a forced back into society by the Jews who wanted to increase the already problematic half-breed nation. While this only affected negrodite men at first, Jews pushed it into the white peoples faces through TV, Radio and Ad banners and forced white men to succumb to the thick juicy asses of women. Eventually, the twerking epidemic reached its most critical point from the disgusting act performed by Miley Cyrus at the MTV VMAs causing millions of innocent music lovers to suffer severe brain damage, only curable through extreme use of orbital nuclear incineration.
How twerking births browns
The internet shakedown
While it can be hypnotically good to watch, booty shaking videos are part of the cancer that is filling the tubes faster than a nigga jumps on a banana cream flavored booty. They are ever-present on YouTube, Instagram and MTV, but are regularly taken down due to the often underage content. Jews have also found that ads get more clicks if they feature these videos, and this explains why so many video sites approve of crappy flash banners. Internet whores and female trolls realized that by having such a hypnotic body part, they could use it for e-begging and getting private information so that they could blackmail losers for money. That way, they could buy better houses for themselves and their nigger BFs. While most of the people who complain about the videos are skinny emo whores who wish for a better ass, a lot of White Nationalists are currently trying to kill porn star Katja Kassin who is the main cause of the videos and missing white woman syndrome.
Ghetto made booty video.Notice how the video has been clipped to have 'anti-hate' messages among all of the hypnotizing booty shaking. FUCKING JEWS/NIGGERS EVERYWHERE!!!!
Reasons for Booty Shaking
- Failing at education
- For the bf's video that he's going to put online
- Trolling
- MySpace pervs
- YouTube pervs
- Broadcaster pervs
- Porn
- Money
- Music videos
Examples of the Cancer
Previous Video | Next Video |
Note the bad music. Also, obvious weave is obvious.
O GOD NO!!!! CLICK HERE for eyeball surgery.
See also
- Missing white woman syndrome
- cheese1997
- Dat Ass
- Niggers
- Asking for it
- AIDS
- Fat
- Rape
- Americunts
- Women
- Whores
- Tammyslut
- Miley Cyrus
- KC & the Sunshine Band: They made a goddamn disco song out of this shit.
External Links
- Loads of shaking
- What your trailer park daughter want's to be in the future
- Destination Unknown video
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