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[[Image:CensorshipOnTheInternets.jpg|thumb|The chick at [http://www.elfonlyinn.net ElfOnlyInn] explaining why screaming "Censorship!" on the [[internets]] is plain [[retard|******]]ed. 99.9[[%]] of internet users don't get this comic.]]


[[Image:CensorshipOnTheInternets.jpg|thumb|The chick at [http://www.elfonlyinn.net ElfOnlyInn] explaining why screaming "Censorship!" on the [[internets]] is plain [[retard]]ed. 99.9[[%]] of [[LJ]] users don't get this comic.]]
█████ship is the irritating act of █████ a person lulz under the pretense of protecting them. This reasoning is ''!%$#@?*'', however, since the (((███))) doing the ██████ is more often than not ████ing in order to protect their own ass. ███ ensures that everyone stays [[retard|stupid]] so that they can more easily be manipul███. Anything that a person with power disagr██s with will be ██████. The most ''#$@!*&'' obvious example of censorshi█ is [[TomPreston|blocking users and deleting comments]] on sites like [[deviantART]] and [[Twitter]]. However, blocking and ██████ can make users curious to find out exactly what is being █████.
[[Image:Censorship.jpg|thumb|Censorship spoils everyone's fun.]]
<strike>Contravention of [[freedom of speech]]. In [[internet]] terms, a phrase used to refer to any ████████ or █████████ of any █████ whatsoever in a █████ or █████████. Typically using an unlubricated ██████████████████ without the express █████████ persmission of the Department of ████.


Screaming "Censorship!" is a classic [[Drama-generating technique]] and a perfect way to ██████ a [[moderator]] or an [[admin]] everytime you don't agree with any arbitrary decision taken by him. It doesn't matter how small that █████████ is, because if you're lucky, a bunch of [[retard]]s like [[you]] will suddenly become ███████ and start screaming "Censorship" as well. After effectively igniting the [[█████████|flame]], the admin will have to either lose a lot of time explaining people the reasons for his decision or start banning everyone. Either way, the [[troll]] wins.
[[Image:Censorship.jpg|thumb|320px|Censorship spoils everyone's fun]]
 
█████████ and the ██████████████████ but ██████. Screaming "Censorship!" is a classic [[drama-generating technique]] and a perfect way to ██████ a [[moderator]] or an [[admin]] everytime you don't agree with any arbitrary decision taken by him. It doesn't matter how small that █████████ is, because if you're lucky, a bunch of [[retard]]s like [[you]] will suddenly become ███████ and start screaming "Censorship" as well. After effectively igniting the <font color="red">[[flame|█████]]</font>, the admin will have to either lose █ ███ of time explaining people the reasons for his decision or start █████ everyone. Either way, the [[troll]] wins.




Example:
Example:
:Prima: '''Announcement:''' I just banned Secunda because she █████████ my █████████ with █████████
:Prima: '''Announcement:''' I just banned Secunda because she █████████ my █████████ with █████████
:Tertia: "OMG this is CENSORSHIP u r not letting teh TRUTH about 911 come out!!!! [[Godwin's Law|HITLER]]!!!!!!"
:Tertia: "OMG this is CENSORSHIP u r not letting teh TRUTH about 711 come out!!!! [[Godwin's Law|HITLER]]!!!!!!"




The problem is, 99% of Censors (or Forum Regulators or whatnot) look for ███████ and ████████ Think about it, they get paid to look for extreme XXX stuff that is illegal in most countries.<BR>
The problem is, 99% of Censors (or Forum Regulators or whatnot) look for ███████ and ████████ Think about it, they get paid to look for extreme XXX stuff that is illegal in most countries.<br>
Don't kid yourselves, the government workers who get to decide what rating a game is going to get aren't normal people. They spend their life █████████ Disney movies to make sure there's no titties for the kids to see.
Don█t kid yourselves, the government ██████ who get to decide what rating a game is going to get aren't normal people. They spend their life █████████ Disney movies to make sure there's no titties for the kids to see.
All in all, Censors are f***ed up in the ███████. They might say you're a sicko for █████████ child porn, but before they ████████ it all, they [[fukken saved|save a copy to their PC]]. It's the truth.
All in all, Censors are fucked up in the ███████. They might say you're a sicko for █████████ [[guro|Gurochan]] or loli, but before they ████████ it all, they [[fukken saved|save a copy to their PC]]. It's the truth.


{{quote|Censorship is telling a man he can't have a cock just because a baby can't chew it.| Mark Twain|}}</strike>
{{quote|Censorship is telling a man he can't have a cock just because a baby can't chew it.| Mark Twain|}}




==Examples of Censorship==
==Examples of ██████████==


===Example #1===
===██████ #1===
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center" style="border: 1px solid black;"><tr><td align="right"><youtube>Qc6w4SzIUN0</youtube><br />[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0 Cum is like fish; any longer than 3 days, and it really starts to stink.]</td></tr></table>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center" style="border: 1px solid black;"><tr><td align="right"><youtube>Qc6w4SzIUN0</youtube><br />[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0 Cum is like fish; any longer than 3 days, and it really starts to stink.]</td></tr></table>
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[[Image:Drsuessabitch.jpg|thumb|Ain't thatta bitch]]
[[Image:Drsuessabitch.jpg|thumb|Ain't thatta bitch]]


===Example #2===
===██████ #2===
<TT>
<TT>
True story, man. I found the secret to a great ██████████████████ is to ██████ a ███████ with large  ███████ -- '''inside''' the bacon -- █████████, ████████ stick the "shuttlecock" in a well lubed waffle-iron. After that ████████████████████████████████████ the Window Aliens ██████ summer concert series kegger █████████ █ shoehorn ███████ Llama.<BR>
True story, man. I found the secret to a great ██████████████████ is to ██████ a ███████ with large  ███████ -- '''inside''' the bacon -- █████████, ████████ stick the "shuttlecock" in a well lubed waffle-iron. After that ████████████████████████████████████ the Window Aliens ██████ summer concert series kegger █████████ █ shoehorn ███████ Llama.<BR>
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==Sites, People, Things, and Games known for Censorship==
==Sites, People, Things, and Games known for ██████████==
[[Image:AfricanAmerican.png|thumb|Not even [[MS Paint]] is safe]]
[[Image:AfricanAmerican.png|thumb|Not even [[MS Paint]] is safe]]


* <s>[[4chan]]</s>'''<span style="font-size:130%; font-family:times,arial; color:{{{color|#{{randhex|1}}{{randhex|1}}{{randhex|1}}}}}; background:{{{background|#{{randhex|1}}{{randhex|1}}{{randhex|1}}}}}">{{uc:{{{text|penis}}}}}</span>'''<noinclude>
* <s>[[4chan]]</s>
* [[4chanarchive]]
* [[4chanarchive]]
* [[4Kids]]
* [[4Kids]]
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* [[America]]
* [[America]]
* [[Australia]]n interbutts.
* [[Australia]]n interbutts.
* [[bing.com]]
* [[Bing|Bing.com]]
* The [[Bush]] administration
* The [[Bush]] administration
* [[BoingBoing]]
* [[BoingBoing]]
* [[China]], The People's Republic of
* [[China]], The People's Republic of
* [http://www.sportscarforums.com/ Sportscarforums]
* <s>[[Club Penguin]]</s>
* [[Club Penguin]]
* [[College]]s and Universities in [[The United States]]
* [[College]]s and Universities in [[The United States]]
* [[Communists]]
* [[Communists]]
* [[China]] (AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING PART OF IT)
* <s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (as of early 2011)</s> (LOL Not anymore!!)
* <s>[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (as of 2011)</s> (LOL Not anymore!!)
* ''[[EverQuest]]'' (due to [[Mystere]])
* ''[[EverQuest]]'' (due to [[Mystere]])
* [[Facebook|Farcebook]] and Mark "'''Zucc'''-erberg"
* [[Habbo Hotel]]
* [[Habbo Hotel]]
* [[Hentai]]
* [[Hentai]]
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* [[Jack Thompson]]
* [[Jack Thompson]]
* [[Japan]]
* [[Japan]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Liberal]]s
* [[Muslims]]
* [[Muslims]]
* Newspapers and other forms of [[old media]]
* Newspapers and other forms of [[old media]]
* The [[No Cussing Club]]
* The [[No Cussing Club]]
* <s>''[[Runescape]]'' (where the Nazi chat filter [[blockatiel|blocks out so much]] sometimes normal sentences come out mostly censored)</s> They made the chat filter optional
* [[Reddit]]
* [[ROBLOX]], which is notorious for having an automated filter that's "[[lie|context sensitive]]" that really just censors [[fail|innocent things randomly while still being bypassable.]] Unlike Runescape which is listed below, the filter cannot be disabled.
* <s>''[[Runescape]]'' (where the Nazi chat filter [[blockatiel|blocks out so much]] sometimes normal sentences come out mostly censored)</s> They made the chat filter optional.
* [[The United States]]
* [[The United States]]
* [[TV Tropes]]
* [[TV Tropes]]
* [[Twitter]]
* [[Web 1.0|The V-chip]]
* [[Web 1.0|The V-chip]]
* [[YouTube]]
* [[Video nasties]]
* [[Wal-Mart]]
* [[Wal-Mart]]
* [[Wikipedia]]
* [[Wikipedia]]
* [[Youtube]]
==Gallery Of █████████ ==
<center><gallery>
File:Censorship is telling a man he can't have - Mark Twain quote.JPEG
File:The worst part of censorship is (blotched out).jpg
File:Orwell-Meme.png
File:Censorship-students.jpg
File:Censorship-just-keep-your-head-down png.jpg
File:First-amendment.jpg
File:Censorship-sucks.jpg
File:Everything is fine trust your govt - censorship meme.jpg
File:I'm with the Banned sticker pic.jpg
</gallery></center>


== See Also ==
== See ███ ==


* [[Blockatiel]]
* [[Blockatiel]]
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The chick at ElfOnlyInn explaining why screaming "Censorship!" on the internets is plain ******ed. 99.9% of internet users don't get this comic.

█████ship is the irritating act of █████ a person lulz under the pretense of protecting them. This reasoning is !%$#@?*, however, since the (((███))) doing the ██████ is more often than not ████ing in order to protect their own ass. ███ ensures that everyone stays stupid so that they can more easily be manipul███. Anything that a person with power disagr██s with will be ██████. The most #$@!*& obvious example of censorshi█ is blocking users and deleting comments on sites like deviantART and Twitter. However, blocking and ██████ can make users curious to find out exactly what is being █████.

Censorship spoils everyone's fun

█████████ and the ██████████████████ but ██████. Screaming "Censorship!" is a classic drama-generating technique and a perfect way to ██████ a moderator or an admin everytime you don't agree with any arbitrary decision taken by him. It doesn't matter how small that █████████ is, because if you're lucky, a bunch of retards like you will suddenly become ███████ and start screaming "Censorship" as well. After effectively igniting the █████, the admin will have to either lose █ ███ of time explaining people the reasons for his decision or start █████ everyone. Either way, the troll wins.


Example:

Prima: Announcement: I just banned Secunda because she █████████ my █████████ with █████████
Tertia: "OMG this is CENSORSHIP u r not letting teh TRUTH about 711 come out!!!! HITLER!!!!!!"


The problem is, 99% of Censors (or Forum Regulators or whatnot) look for ███████ and ████████ Think about it, they get paid to look for extreme XXX stuff that is illegal in most countries.
Don█t kid yourselves, the government ██████ who get to decide what rating a game is going to get aren't normal people. They spend their life █████████ Disney movies to make sure there's no titties for the kids to see. All in all, Censors are fucked up in the ███████. They might say you're a sicko for █████████ Gurochan or loli, but before they ████████ it all, they save a copy to their PC. It's the truth.

   
“ 		 
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a cock just because a baby can't chew it.
  		„
  		 

— Mark Twain


Examples of ██████████

██████ #1


Cum is like fish; any longer than 3 days, and it really starts to stink.
Ain't thatta bitch

██████ #2

True story, man. I found the secret to a great ██████████████████ is to ██████ a ███████ with large ███████ -- inside the bacon -- █████████, ████████ stick the "shuttlecock" in a well lubed waffle-iron. After that ████████████████████████████████████ the Window Aliens ██████ summer concert series kegger █████████ █ shoehorn ███████ Llama.
Oh, and then Steven Seagal shows up with his █████ in a █████████████████ and we all ███████! Good times, man. Good times.


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