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[[File:Nuclear Hellfire.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Remember, "duck and cover" won't save you from spontaneously turning into ashes.]]
After 2024 gave us [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]], [[Ryan Routh]], and [[Luigi Mangione]], '''2025''' continued the trend of high-profile assassins with [[Tyler Robinson]], who assassinated [[Charlie Kirk]] just for saying things Tyler didn't like.
After 2024 gave us [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]], [[Ryan Routh]], and [[Luigi Mangione]], '''2025''' continued the trend of high-profile assassins with [[Tyler Robinson]], who assassinated [[Charlie Kirk]] just for saying things Tyler didn't like.


On the bright side, we haven't died in nuclear hellfire, or maybe we did and the people controlling [[The Matrix|the simulation]] felt that they wanted to continue the program and reset it. Let's praise the mighty programmers with an "amen" and hope that they'll add an extension to the program that gives us an afterlife.
On the bright side, we haven't died in nuclear hellfire, or maybe we did and the people controlling [[The Matrix|the simulation]] felt that they wanted to continue the program and reset it. Let's praise the mighty programmers with an [[God|"Amen"]] and hope that they'll add an extension to the program that gives us an afterlife.


Despite all that's happened, like illegal [[Mexicans]] jumping the border to spread brand new diseases, 231 [[school shootings]] by kids that thought they'd achieve [[Eric and Dylan]] status that nobody remembers, and the continued onslaught by [[libtards]] that want to convince us that [[global warming]] isn't a [[lie]] and think they have the numbers to prove it, it wasn't a bad year.
Despite all that's happened, like illegal [[Mexicans]] jumping the border to spread brand new diseases, 231 [[school shootings]] by kids that thought they'd achieve [[Eric and Dylan]] status that nobody remembers, and the continued onslaught by [[libtards]] that are still trying to convince us that [[global warming]] isn't a [[lie]] and think they have the numbers to prove it, it wasn't a bad year.


No. Fuck that. It was another [[shitty]] year where we have new worries such as "will Social Security be there when we retire thanks to [[government]] mismanagement?", [[immigrants]] like Mexicans and [[ragheads]] replacing the white population because they don't know what a fucking [[condom]] is, and if they do, they still won't put one on, or the all-around bullshit that we have to worry about every day.
No. Fuck that. It was another [[shitty]] year where we have new worries such as "will Social Security be there when we retire?", thanks to [[government]] mismanagement, [[immigrants]] like Mexicans and [[ragheads]] replacing the white population by breeding like mongrel dogs roaming the street because they don't know what a fucking [[condom]] is, and if they do, they still won't put one on, or the all-around bullshit that we have to worry about every day.


[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] did turn 21, so you [[emos]] out there can put away your razor blades if we depressed you.
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] did turn 21, so you crybaby [[emos]] out there can put away your razor blades if we depressed you.


Need a recap of what happened [[2024|last year]]? We've got you covered.
Need a recap of what happened [[2024|last year]]? We've got you covered.
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**The second Trumpening begins. You're welcome, Israhell.
**The second Trumpening begins. You're welcome, Israhell.
**A border patrol officer dies in a shootout with the [[Zizian]] murder cult.
**A border patrol officer dies in a shootout with the [[Zizian]] murder cult.
*21st - A ski resort fire in [[Türkiye]] removes [[Win|78]] kebabs{{Muslim}}.
*21st - A ski resort fire in [[Türkiye]] removes [[Win|78]] kebabs.
*22nd - Another [[Sharty]]-related shooting occurs, this time committed by a nigger named [[Solomon Henderson]]. [[Ryan Palmeter]] is rolling in his grave.
*22nd - Another [[Sharty]]-related shooting occurs, this time committed by a nigger named [[Solomon Henderson]]. [[Ryan Palmeter]] is rolling in his grave.
*29th - In [[Washington, D.C.|America's capital city]], a Black Hawk helicopter playing Microsoft Flight Simulator {{wikilink|2025_Potomac_River_mid-air_collision|collides with a commercial passenger airplane}}. 67 die and [[Epic Win|there are no survivors.]]
*29th - In [[Washington, D.C.|America's capital city]], a Black Hawk helicopter playing Microsoft Flight Simulator {{wikilink|2025_Potomac_River_mid-air_collision|collides with a commercial passenger airplane}}. 67 die and [[Epic Win|there are no survivors.]]
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* 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground. It was named [[Pulse Nightclub]], lol.
* 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground. It was named [[Pulse Nightclub]], lol.
* 21st - [[London]]'s Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it [[Faggot|didn't test if the backup generator worked]].
* 21st - [[London]]'s Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it [[Faggot|didn't test if the backup generator worked]].
* 27th - 6 [[Russians|Bearfolk]] tourists get [[pwnt]] in [[Egypt]] after going on [[OceanGate|a totally safe submersible]].
* 27th - 6 [[Russia|Ruskie]] tourists get [[pwnt]] in [[Egypt]] after going on [[OceanGate|a totally safe submersible]].
* 29th - A dumb 6-year-old flew a kite into a [[United Airlines]] plane at the same airport that had the mid-air collision 2 months prior.
* 29th - A dumb 6-year-old flew a kite into a [[United Airlines]] plane at the same airport that had the mid-air collision 2 months prior.
==April==
==April==
* 1st
* 1st
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**[[Pope Leo XIV]] is sworn in.
**[[Pope Leo XIV]] is sworn in.
*10th - [[The Donald]] tells [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] to [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut the war down]], causing [[peace]]. Will be spun by the [[leftists]] as a bad thing somehow.
*10th - [[The Donald]] tells [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] to [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut the war down]], causing [[peace]]. Will be spun by the [[leftists]] as a bad thing somehow.
*12th - The [[Feminist|PKK]] disbands, ending a long, pleasurable epoch of [[Remove Kebab|Kebab removals]] in Turkey.
*12th - The [[Communism|PKK]] disbands, ending a long, pleasurable epoch of [[Remove Kebab|kebab removals]] in Turkey.
*17th
*17th
**[[Joe Biden]] is diagnosed with prostate cancer.
**[[Joe Biden]] is diagnosed with prostate cancer.
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**[[Elon Musk]] and [[Donald_Drumpf|Donald Trump]] have the biggest [[gay]] [[breakup]] in history.
**[[Elon Musk]] and [[Donald_Drumpf|Donald Trump]] have the biggest [[gay]] [[breakup]] in history.
**The [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] 2 is released.
**The [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] 2 is released.
*8th - 3 [[Britfag]] [[crackhead]]s try to [[retard|sneak drugs into Indonesia]]. Why this is international news? Your guess is as good as mine but since Whites snuck drugs into a Muslim country everyone is crying ([[Rapefugee|despite the inverse happening by the picosecond]]). Props to keeping [[spic]] "culture" out, [[Indonesia]].
*8th - 3 [[Britfag]] [[crackhead]]s try to [[retard|sneak drugs into Indonesia]]. Why is this international news? Your guess is as good as mine, but since whites snuck drugs into a Muslim country, everyone is crying ([[Rapefugee|despite the inverse happening by the picosecond]]). Props to keeping [[spic]] "culture" out, [[Indonesia]].
*10th - [[Arthur Achleitner|Europe has its 3rd mass shooting, this time in Austria, with >10 fatalities in 1 year]], while the [[United States]] has had zero, but muh [[NRA]] is still the problem.
*10th - [[Arthur Achleitner|Europe has its 3rd mass shooting, this time in Austria, with >10 fatalities in 1 year]], while the [[United States]] has had zero, but muh [[NRA]] is still the problem.
*12th - 61 people (and 174 [[Pajeets]]) are killed after a horrific incident where a Boeing 787 improperly took off and crashed into a hostel for nursing students. This is the first fatal incident involving a Boeing 787. At the very least that massive fireball will help with the shit smell.
*12th - 61 people (and 174 [[Pajeets]]) are killed after a horrific incident where a Boeing 787 improperly took off and crashed into a hostel for nursing students. This is the first fatal incident involving a Boeing 787. At the very least that massive fireball will help with the shit smell.
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*16th - Some [[Nigger|genius]] killed himself with a [[MRI]] machine by [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2n39dvp0po wearing a 20LB gym chain] and getting sucked in
*16th - Some [[Nigger|genius]] killed himself with a [[MRI]] machine by [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2n39dvp0po wearing a 20LB gym chain] and getting sucked in
*17th - ''The Furry Detectives: Unmasking a Monster'', a documentary about [[Kero The Wolf]] featuring members of his inner circle as guest cameos, will release on AMC+.
*17th - ''The Furry Detectives: Unmasking a Monster'', a documentary about [[Kero The Wolf]] featuring members of his inner circle as guest cameos, will release on AMC+.
*22nd - [[Ozzy Osbourne|Ozzy]] died (RIP)
*22nd - [[Ozzy]] died (RIP).
*24th
*24th
**Also [[Hulk Hogan]] dies from a heart attack. RIP Legend.
**Also [[Hulk Hogan]] dies from a heart attack. RIP Legend.

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Remember, "duck and cover" won't save you from spontaneously turning into ashes.

After 2024 gave us Thomas Matthew Crooks, Ryan Routh, and Luigi Mangione, 2025 continued the trend of high-profile assassins with Tyler Robinson, who assassinated Charlie Kirk just for saying things Tyler didn't like.

On the bright side, we haven't died in nuclear hellfire, or maybe we did and the people controlling the simulation felt that they wanted to continue the program and reset it. Let's praise the mighty programmers with an "Amen" and hope that they'll add an extension to the program that gives us an afterlife.

Despite all that's happened, like illegal Mexicans jumping the border to spread brand new diseases, 231 school shootings by kids that thought they'd achieve Eric and Dylan status that nobody remembers, and the continued onslaught by libtards that are still trying to convince us that global warming isn't a lie and think they have the numbers to prove it, it wasn't a bad year.

No. Fuck that. It was another shitty year where we have new worries such as "will Social Security be there when we retire?", thanks to government mismanagement, immigrants like Mexicans and ragheads replacing the white population by breeding like mongrel dogs roaming the street because they don't know what a fucking condom is, and if they do, they still won't put one on, or the all-around bullshit that we have to worry about every day.

ED did turn 21, so you crybaby emos out there can put away your razor blades if we depressed you.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

January

2025 starts off with a boom!

February

March

April

May

June

June in a nutshell.

July

  • 7th - Jeffrey Epstein's death is thought to be an hero according to jail checks.
  • 11th - 7-Eleven has free Slurpees, a piece of shit nobody cares about.
  • 13th - Another day in america. Guy E. House, goes on a killing spree in a Baptist church in Kentucky, killing 2 women before confronting the cops and getting killed by them.
  • 16th - Some genius killed himself with a MRI machine by wearing a 20LB gym chain and getting sucked in
  • 17th - The Furry Detectives: Unmasking a Monster, a documentary about Kero The Wolf featuring members of his inner circle as guest cameos, will release on AMC+.
  • 22nd - Ozzy died (RIP).
  • 24th
    • Also Hulk Hogan dies from a heart attack. RIP Legend.
    • Trump gets mad over South Park slamming his career.
  • 25th
    • Thailand becomes a copycat of the Ukraine war by raping Cambodia.
    • Tea, an app women use for doxing men hilariously got it's user data leaked on 4chan in a magnet link due to insecure Firebase rules. 72,000 images of selfies, photo ID, messages and posts for everyone to make fun of.
  • 28th - Former handegg player and typical white man Shane Devon Tamura kills 4 in NYC before an heroing by rifle heartwash.
  • 29th - Mother Nature tries to get rid of Russia with a 8.8 earthquake. This is the 6th biggest earthquake ever recorded.

August

  • 1st - YouTube introduces AI age verification as an excuse to leak people's personal information.
  • 9th - VivziePop announces an animated Homestuck pilot.
  • 12th - Roblox bans Schlep to defend pedophiles.
  • 15th - David Baszucki gets defunct on Roblox.
  • 19th - King Beard dies of a heart attack.
  • 21st - One of Chris-chan's co-emperors, Kingcobrajfs, gets assassinated by Mossad.
  • 27th - Transgender terrorist Robin Westman⚧ murders 2 kids at a Catholic church before ACKing.

September

October

  • 6th - The ED Discord gets banned at about 852 members or so. The owner of the discord had been shoah'd by the discord website some days before it happened, so it was expected.
  • 11th - Ian Watkins gets killed in prison.
  • 12th - ED comes back online after 12 days of GONEZO.
  • 14th - Four people are arrested after a shooting in a Mississippi town that left six dead.
  • 16th - Ace Frehley from KISS dies after a trip in his studio.
  • 18th - Randy Stair gets hacked by a TCC nigger.
  • 30th - 3LAMESTUDIO unfortunately returns to YT on the same day his article was updated to reflect the fact that he had been gone for 2 years.

November

December

  • 13th - Claudio Manuel Neves Valente shoots up Brown University and gets away with it for 5 days.
  • 14th
  • 18th - The Brown University shooter is found dead at a storage facility in Salem, New Hampshire.
  • 19th - The Jeffrey Epstein files are released, er, we mean, REDACTED.

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