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To mark this momentous occasion let us dive into the past and resurface with fantastic tales and reminiscing.
Since this is ED's 10th birthday party we wont bother singing faggy kiddie songs because this year we're going to LASER TAG
Will there be cake? Of course there will be cake. Hope you're not allergic to fat nuts.
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Re-Birth
On April 15th, 2011, Operation Restoration became quite possibly the only worthwhile thing shat out of the bowels of AnonOps, a (now defunct) script kiddie enabling IRC network. The idea was to restore Encyclopedia Dramatica after the domain encyclopediadramatica.com was redirected to the criminally shitty and horrendously unfunny Know Your Meme rip off, Ohinternet. The project quickly began the night ED.com went down with sister sites encyclopediadramatica.ch and Lurkmoarpedia scraping articles from Google cache, Wayback Machine, etc. Ultimately, ED.ch proved to be more popular due to support from AnonOps, and Lurkmoarpedia was left in the dust.
Like all previous operations lead by Anon, #OpSaveED was a warzone between trolls, script kiddies, and people who were serious about restoring ED and all its glory. Many a script kiddie was determined to LOIC OhInternet out of existence, despite being told not to by everyone with half a brain cell. In order to stop said skiddie rampages, "ddos" and several other related words were blacklisted in #OpSaveED (soon to return to #ed).
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Thanks to some dedicated folks over at #OpSaveED, ED was successful in returning the lulz to those who came here to seek them. Articles were restored (as well as some that Girlvinyl removed out of fear that someone would say something.
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ED10 has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use. The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made ED10 an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like crusader cat have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as Zalgo have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the Dan Lirette story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.
But that's not all—ED10 showed us the softer side of the internet as well. Heartwarming tales such as Kenny Glenn, Cheyenne Cherry, Camille Marino, DracoGuard, and Esachasa displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.
And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers. Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Patrick Swayze, and Ted Kennedy.
There have been some good irl trolls as well, the biggest being Tony48219, but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 5 this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities P-p-p-powerbook! won the contest for best article ever, upsetting Chris-chan. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own forum, which would make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week.
Once again, the most important thing to know before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
EDiots look back on ED10.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Events
January
- Agent Pubeit covers himself in pubic hair.
- Boxxy takes over the Internets.
- EXTREME ANIMALS becomes known.
- Faggot Bruce YouTube career starts.
- Jett Travolta dies.
- Mark Gormley teaches us all about the powerstance.
- Nancy Pelosi does a rickroll.
- Rod Blagojevich gets impeached and removed from being the governor of Illinois.
- The Dangerous Pictures Act comes into force on the 26th of this month; bricks are shat by many Britfags.
February
- Dan144x becomes known.
- ED is upgraded from Web 1.0 to Web 2.5. The entire site was-read only for about 1 day.
- God Hates Fags is banned from the U.K.
- Kenny Glenn is doxed and arrested for abusing a cat.
- Octomom is born; a website that begs for money.
- Superbowl XXX occured. A Comcast employee decided that the game could use an "additive" to spice it up. Can you guess what it was?
- Tabula Rasa is shut down.
- Travis the Killer Chimp becomes known.
- Vince Offer beats up a hooker in Miami for trying to bite his tongue out.
- Xzibit throws a tantrum on Twitter.
March
- Brittany Holechko becomes known after crying on Skype.
- Egg Girl, /b/'s newest camwhore, becomes known. She posts eggs instead of her tits.
- Get On IRC Fgt meme is born; ED opens up the "kiddie pool" on the ED IRC server.
- Girugamesh is born.
- Jade Goody dies.
- John Katehis becomes known.
- Josef Fritzl is sentenced to life in prison.
- Louise Ogborn becomes known after a security-cam video of her sucking cock in McDonalds surfaces on 4chan.
- Sirtom93 attempts to set his school up in flames, only to get on the party van.
- PIFTS.EXE becomes known; many Norton product users have been discovering a file called
Norton_PIFTS 3-9-ED10 19h29m27s.txtsitting in their computer'sC:\tempfolder. - Space Bat becomes known.
- Watchmen is released.
April
- Angry Homo Kid becomes known.
- Columbine's 10th anniversary.
- Dick Neck becomes known.
- Pig Flu becomes known. Like AIDS, the Pig Flu was probably invented by the Jewish Secret Service to scare you.
- The Hipster Grifter becomes known.
- The R Word is a thing these days. Both online and IRL.
- This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is expiring becomes known; /b/ decides to wage war against those annoying telemarketers.
- Tony48219 (
Tony48219) kills fellow YouTuber AsiaMcGowan after an e-argument. - Tubcat dies.
- Zalgo i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
- ED is mentioned in a leaked government document "ED10 Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment" (on Slashdot).
May
- Creepy Chan gains notoriety.
- Dreamwidth is born.
- Mattmurderface attempts to take down ED.
- Operation YouTube is executed; several porn videos (tagged MarbleCake, Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, etc.) are uploaded to YouTube. Lulz ensue.
- The Dan Lirette Story is uncovered.
- Cracked article cites and quotes multiple ED articles as part of a review of of five wikis other than TOW. link
June
- 1guy1jar interview occurs.
- Beccah Beushausen fakes pregnancy and gets money.
- Brad McQuaid resurfaces on the Internets.
- Cheyenne Cherry kills her friend's cat and gets ruined by Anonymous.
- DracoGuard pisses off a bunch of people OTI and is exposed as a dog fucker.
- Drp1zza becomes known; later surfaces on EDF.
- Left 4 Dead 2 is boycotted.
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and BILLY MAYS all die
- TsimFuckis becomes known.
- WhatPort80 is created.
July
- A Clockwork Orange fucks with 4chan.
- AT&T Blocks 4chan
- Bug Chasing becomes known.
- Crimson-Silvrblood sues the Internet.
- Hypercube becomes known.
- Ricdic swindles the shit out of EVE Online.
- The Real Chris Chan emerges yet again...
August
- Creepy Phil gains notoriety.
- EDF1 is created.
- Liskula Cohen becomes known.
- Rootbrian becomes known.
- Ted Kennedy dies from brain cancer.
September
- Aion is released.
- Camille Marino kills her cat with a melon.
- Casual Friday invented on the EDF.
- Crusadercat fucked his cat.
- Imma Let You Finish meme is born.
- Operation Fatfuck occurs.
- Tammi Reynolds attempts to get ED shut down.
- Zaiger kicked off the site.
October
- Alexander Stern becomes known.
- Alyssa Bustamante murders her neighbor, claims she did it for the lulz.
- Balloon Boy becomes known.
- Brandon Hilton's manager quits his job as a manager after Hilton calls him a faggot.
- Evony becomes known.
- MyIDIsPhat gets v&.
- Obama wins the Most useless Nobel Peace Prize for no fucking reason.
- Pollfest occurs.
- Rifqa Bary runs away to Florida to escape her Muslim dad.
- Roman Polanski gets v& for being a pedo.
- TrollsOfTerror becomes known.
- The faggots at Microsoft shit out another operating system, Windows 7, to try to gain back trust from their users who suffered with Windows Vista.
November
- Ae-tan is born.
- Aeralik quits SOE due to his work being shitcanned by other developers.
- Ashley Towns apparently makes an iPhone virus.
- Deleriumschild becomes known.
- Desuchan is shut down.
- Fort Hood massacre occurs.
- LittleCloud becomes a tranny; FtM.
- New York Yankees swindle another world series; people suddenly care about baseball again.
- Superlisamcb is discovered.
- Teruchan is featured on ED.
December
- ED turns 5 years old.
- Amanda Knox gets sentenced to 26 years of lesbian prison sex on tape.
- Chanology Contest occurs.
- Frosty the Snowman troll occurs.
- P-p-p-powerbook! wins pollfest.
- Dustin Michaels chokes to death on weed.
- Portia Allen becomes the new queen of /b/.
- Tiger Woods cheats on his wife and loses his spunk in golf.
- Esachasa is crushed by BBWChan and burnt by EQ2Flames.
- December 31, 2009 marks the end of the 2000s, good fucking riddance, now we move to 2010.
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ED10 was a great year for ED in regards to publicity. However, this was the last year when the internet wasn't completely garbage yet like it is now in 2025. Also, our comrade ODB became an hero; RIP. Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Drama and Events from ED10
January
- Aboriginal page found by a local ape.
- The Australian Media goes apeshit over the Aboriginal article. Some argue it was Bunbajee who tipped the media off. Needless to say, he was richly rewarded for his efforts.
- Australia bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation
- Oops, you're a pedo!
- Dramasetter arrested
- Broadcasted live to you in EQ2's Nagafen server!
- lol, aids.
- Ellie Light defends Obama
- Emails bomb towns and cities across America.
- Firefox XPS IRC Attack launched by gay niggers
- Freenode destroyed. Again.
- Girl on the Internet Syndrome published
- New disease discovered and treatment recommended.
- Haiti blows the fuck up.
- Starting the year off right.
- iPad announced.
- Wait... that's really what they're calling it?
- Jay Leno trolled
- Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag
- Mill Park Tree destroyed
- And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :(
- Polandball meme spread
- Krautchan teaches us about Poland's inability to space
- Shadow beheaded
- A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit.
- Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say.
February
- Angie The Atheist tweets her abortion live.
- Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed.
- Dramatic Times founded.
- It's ED in ur inbox.
- Mickyy Moo is named the "Queen of the Trolls"
- Epic Beard Man beats the shit out of a black kid on a bus
- fanny pack boosts strength
- Facebook login problems cause widespread meltdown
- WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR
- /sp/ trolls Fat Man.
- Grace Saunders joins the ED scene
- He eats his fruits and veggies
- Jim Bunning takes a stand for the American taxpayer
- Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart
- Nodar Kumaritashvili starts the Olympics off right
- gets blamed for not being able to turn
- Operation Titstorm happens.
- Anonymous fights Australian censorship.
- turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history
- Robot Unicorn Attack fags up the internet
- /v/ destroyed
- VampiricSpektor throws a fit all over youtube
- Cyberbullying experts on YouTube taking down ED. Again.
- Millions bored.
- STOFlames and Star Trek Online open
- Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right?
March
- Alexis Pilkington Syndrome occurs
- Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves
- Angel Locsin throws a fit on twitter about ED
- 700,000 very ugly people curse us.
- An anonymous sysop interviewed by Australian media
- taking the five people who read it to school.
- Cheeseburger Josh wants his fucking cheeseburger
- gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs
- Christian Spanking Blogs discovered
- laughed at
- Deeker discovered
- Diapercult!
- Dogo Nahawa Massacre occurs in Niger.
- About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene.
- Gorgeous George files a lolsuit against three goons.
- Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court.
- Joseph Evers contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article
- Response, later covered by ninemsn and CBS news.
- Sicks his doggs
- Obamacare bill passed, causing Health Care Rage
- ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers.
- Parry Aftab goes on the Today Show
- Trolling's been a felony for 4 years!
- Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter.
- Real Life Super Heros enter the scene, showing us just how tragic life can be.
- Ediots aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex.
- Trololo bullshit
- I just don't get it
- Vampiricspektor buttdances his way into our hearts
- I hate faggots.
- Derek Smart obtains Quest Online, USI grows
- Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play!
April
- Boobquake trolls Muslims
- causes earthquake
- Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like planes and towers
- Deeker featured
- Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years.
- Deepwater Horizon oil spill
- I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me
- Fergie Olver goes viral
- Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12.
- How do they work?
- [fake] Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited!
- KFC Double Down released
- urgh...
- Iceland Volcano ED10 erupts
- not internet related, whatever
- MissHannahMinx article on TOW
- Yay fanboys!
- Pandas vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations
- I blame the Jews
- Polish crash kills President of Poland
- and 84 other government officials
- Rainbow blinkies ruined by HTML people after getting rid of blinking from HTML code
- Good night, sweet prince
- Randi Harper AGAIN
- 3 years later and she still hasn't learned
- South Park trolls Muslims again
- Revolution Muslim trolls back
- The Human Centipede released
- Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1
May
- Torrential rainfall pwns Tennessee
- 24, Lost, Law and Order end
- the latter features moot causing some terrorism
- Catherine Deveny recommends sex to 11-year-old girl
- Worse than that, she's a liberal
- DIO, TIME TO GO
- Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha
- DrMusic2, the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged.
- No fucking idea
- Molly Norris creates event, pussies out.
- LOL JEWS
- Gary Coleman died
- WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL
- Lawrence Taylor mistreats a 16-year-old girl
- In Soviet Russia, football messes with you!
- Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some Swede.
- JihadJane would be proud.
- More cat abuse, more resulting ruin
- Paramore accidentally tweets her tits
- Vanessa Hudgens 2.0
- Soulja Boy rips off Death Note
- Crank that weeaboo
- on ur news, furrying ur scene kids
- U413's Alex Ford is on the scene
- IM PRESSIN CHARGES
- Unabrower fails at bombmaking
- Get it? Unabrower? hehe
- Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns.
June
- Aaron Williams exposed.
- Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter
- FALCON...
- Callum Stockley dies of a video game related death.
- Believed to have accidentally hanged himself
- Cheer up Keanu Reeves day.
- I don't get it but w/e
- Derrick Bird goes
postalTravis Bickle in the land of no handguns.
- Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens.
- CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS
- Goatse Security leads to weev's arrest
- AT&T did weev, never 4get
- Lyor Cohen from WMG is the skeevy Jew who ruins all your YouTubes.
- He handed over boocoo Jew Golds to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from Jewgle. This was relevant to Anon's interests.
- Ruddkips nudged out of office
- Stephen Conroy expected to be next
- Vuvuzela debuts in the ED10 World Cup and /b/
- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Boo dies
- CWC trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning.
Jewly
- Bricks were shat
- Faust travels to Canada.
- Gawker and Adrien Chen realize an easy way to make money
- Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat.
- Gloria Tesch discovered
- When did Jessi Slaughter write a book?
- Jessi Slaughter debacle
- Consequences, never be the same, etc.
- Mel Gibson hates women, niggers, asians
- Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists
- Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat.
- Paul the Octopus is undefeated
- Soccer proven pointless.
- lol, murderers.
- World Cup, world cup, world cup
- So many tempo-memes.
August
- Alvin Greene arrested.
- Pedonig, away.
- Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world.
- KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows.
- Disgraced after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her.
- The whole world is shit.
September
- Chris Armstrong wins student body election at University of Michigan
- Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace.
- Duke Nukem Forever trolls fans again
- IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!!
- Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime.
- You shouldn't have done that...
- People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet.
- Tyler Clementi outed as gay
- Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction.
- William J. Lashua turns 90
- Final Fantasy XIV released
- Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time.
- Eingee.com spams EQ2Flames.
- Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with Bass Masters Online.
October
- Imperial Stars cause a traffic jam party to promote their bad music
- THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-!
- OldDirtyBtard goes to get the exclusive scoop from Mitchell Henderson
- 2 DAMN HIGH!
November
- So you're incredibly happy about your team winning its first world series. Let's loot some shit!
- A mysterious, masked vigilante emerges on YouTube, declaring war on trolls and cyberbullies in the name of his hero, infamous Internet lolcow, Christian Weston Chandler.
December
- Wikileaks dumps a fuckton of stuff
- HOLY SHIT ASSANGE!
- David Tanny trolled hardcore
- Other members of the dementia community leak his music, including songs about dickgirls.
- Venomfangx returns to Youtube triumphantly! Thankfully this time around he brought less Christfaggotry but consequentially and sadly less drama for everyone to enjoy.
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The year ED10 was plagued by the brony menace and a mass influx of shitty memes produced by 14 year old Gen Z fags. Autists also wage serious business against us in attempt to kill us for good, after ED gets whacked by the beached whale; only for true EDiots to re-build the site from the ashes.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from ED10
January
- 711chan tries to hoard the bronies
- Now they're getting desperate.
- Jared Lee Loughner brings out the guns
- Gabrielle Giffords is still laughing at him.
- DJ KEEMSTAR returns
- Resuming his usual schedule of yelling at 13-year-old boys on the internet.
- ED's twitter delivers a heartbreaking tweet.
- The first attempt to bring OhInternet to the scene only to be stopped with the message "RIP" leading to people protesting against its closure.
- Sand niggers united.
- 4chon.net was birthed; simply a carbon copy of 4chon.org
- NekoArc is not smiling.
- Meduka sets a mark as one of the worst anime fandoms in history
- Taught the internet that being Meguca was suffering.
- /co/ gets a little too attached to My Little Pony
- Their perversion over cartoon horses lead to 4chan's temporary death.
- AHS drama reaches its end
- The idol they worshipped got married. Fanboy tears were shed for their irritating Japanese pop star.
- weev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's greatest sysop ever, is arrested.
- Atimon is still in love with a cartoon meerkat
- TIMON DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!
- The new ginger King of /b/ is not pleased.
- eFukt forums closed
- Reason for doing so was never stated.
- Aeverine Nieves returns to YouTube
- Peace has been disrupted.
- Jessi Slaughter gives her nudes to her boyfriend
- Leads to her father's violence and ultimately lead her to live in a foster home.
- Remaining members of Patriotic Nigras attempt to revive Fort Longcat
- Only to get it deleted. RIP
- Drawrawr created
- New place for bronies and pedos everywhere.
February
- Duty Calls revealed
- Call of Duty fanboys drop their shit.
4chan mods ban "Official My Little Pony" threads
: Bronies and faggots are pissed; /b/ engages in a shitstorm.For almost four seconds. As of now, you can post ponies and mods don't give two fucks.
March
- Event is now translated by five different fansub groups.
- Gotta get down on Friday
- Nichole337 hits rock bottom.
- I can has money?
- DestinyMew gets unbanned from deviantART
- Her hearing aid is set to weeaboo.
- YTMND 3.0
- Max should have closed the damn thing down by now
April
- DeviantART's April Fool's Day
- Trollfaces everywhere.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica goes down temporarily
- You know what this means.
- ABOVE STATEMENT IS A LIE. Someone pulled a reverse phoenix
- The abortion known as OhInternet was born.
- Ryan Cleary responds to girlvinyl's bullshit
- Releases our beautiful ED 2.0
- AnonOps does something worthwhile.
- But that still doesn't make them ok in our book.
- girlvinyl nudes leaked
- OH GOD WHY
- PSN closed, due to hackers
- brb dox
- Lurkmoarpedia and some other shitty ED mirror get spammed out of existence.
- And nothing of value was lost.
- LifeENDSInATent page started on facebook
- LIAT gets mad.
- Sagechu fucks up: ED style
- Arguing with admins is fucking serious.
- Chris-chan tranny pics were discovered
- He's just getting worse.
- Tornadoes hit Tuscaloosa
- Nigger and hill billy cities were the only targets. God Bless America!
- Nyan Cat meme is born
- Lead to everyone selling mountains of cookie cutter shit dedicated to it.
May
- Our American hero has been unjustly killed
- Now this is personal, Jews.
- AnonOps fucking implodes
- Down the toilet where it belongs.
- LulzSec is founded
- Hacking storm ensues.
- LulzSec goes on a hacking rampage
- Fox X Factor, Fox Sales Database, UK ATM Database, SONY Japan and PBS were all hacked within a month.
- Rapture happens
- No wait nvm
- Randy Savage dies
- HNNNGGGGGG
- Dominique Strauss-Kahn gets arrested
- Keep that old hairy dong away from her you fucking Jew.
- Despite only being up for a few months, 4chon.net starts causing some major drama on the tubes.
- Just look at Seisatsu's floppy dong!
- Ryan Cleary DDoSes Dreamhost.
- savetheinternet loses $130 in the process and is forced to beg for money.
- Codenamesailorearth seeks attention on YouTube.
- She gets it
- Ryan Dunn, known Jackass, dies
- These deaths are getting suspicious now...
- Anthony Weiner posts dongs
- You may have cybered with a politician, ladies.
- Tornadoes hit Joplin
- 138 people killed within the small portion it hit.
June
- Robert Cavanaugh gets v&
- The first warning to LulzSec members.
- Ryan Cleary gets v&
- Good Night Sweet Prince ;__;
- Advice Dog saves 4chan from ponies
- Thank you triple digits!
- savetheinternet breaks EDF2
- The greatest mystery in life, EDF2's database password, was really niggers1. The shock of the century.
- Seth Putnam dies
- What an artist the world hath lost.
- Tom Preston admits to being a sick fuck
- No Tom, your comics do not make up for those mental scars.
- A one man legal team wages war with ED over Facebook
- Do we really have to elaborate on the results?
- GreenReaper continues to make an ass of himself by stalking a 15-year-old girl and repeatedly calling the ISP of an ED sysop he didn't like.
- On a side note, half of WikiFur's regulars got banned in the process.
- Tornadoes hit Springfield
- Received national coverage despite the fact that it only killed four people.
- PMDrive1061 commits Wikicide
- Dox'd by
Daniel BrandtMeepsheep. (EDitors note: He called the fucking cops on me!)
- Duke Nukem Forever was released
- Disappointment ensued.
July
- Girlvinyl rats on us
- ED goes down for more than a week
- EDF2 comes back
- This time it's legal!
- Encyclopedia Dramatica returns
- ED is back stronger than ever.
- Anders Behring Breivik sets a new high score
- Good for you, Norway!
- Amy Whinehouse died
- Though she was dead inside for years...
- An Essjay copycat tries to run the GNAA off of Wikipedia.
- Needless to say, it didn't work.
- James Cordone fakes his death to try to get off of ED.
- Will these fucking furfags ever learn?
- Clayranger89 threatens to leave YouTube
- So far, nobody gave a shit.
- We're still debating over his gender.
- Robert Smith rebels against the goon squad
- Got defrocked by August.
- Frank Garrett dies
- The internet will miss him.
- KrappleGuy goes to Vegas to fuck a girl from the internet
- Didn't go exactly as planned.
- Skullsmasher fakes his death
- Did it as an attempt to weasel out of his commissions.
August
- The United Kingdom goes apeshit
- Hey, we all need a new pair of shoes.
- Gizgiz commits suicide
- Doing God's work by getting rid of a furry.
- What he fails to realize is that Taekesi is really three trolls who get off by messing with people like Tablecow.
- Longseet discovered
- Another reason to hate deviantART a little more.
- Chris-chan brutally exposes Jack Thaddeus.
- Separated at birth?
- Reacharound forums were spammed by a group of trolls
- lolReach
- Jessi Slaughter apologizes
- Her father died of a heart attack. His heart dun goof'd.
- paz is appointed as the new president of the GNAA
- Won his voters through his debate against bzb and toastmonster as he made fart noises during their speeches.
- Move over, Casual Friday.
September
- Bob Chandler, notable internet lumberjack, dies.
- Spill one out for a fallen homie.
- THIS IS A TEST
- And the attention whores got v&
- Doe Deere offered her house and poisoned cats to be used in a Locketship photo session
- Used as an attempt to show off her and her shitty make-up. Nobody took up her offer leading her to cry like a bitch.
- Felice Fawn scams a tumblr user
- Stolen approximately $100 from her and gave her a picture of her middle finger.
October
- ForeverAlone.us is launched
- Now you can be lonely with the rest of the internet.
- Steve Jobs succumbs to Anally Injected Death Sperm
- That's what he gets for founding Apple.
- WHY APPLE WHY
- Blackberries all over the world get bricked
- Congratulations on downloading shit to go along with shit.
- Italian Wikipedia closes down for media attention.
- YHBT by Jimbo Wales.
- MyAdopts wages war on ED
- Guess who's the winner.
- Athus Nadorian, designer of animal dildos from Bad Dragon, dies
- There is a god!
- Muammar Gaddafi gets raped in the ass
- With a knife
- Paul Fetch rips off Occupy Boston for thousands
- Got dox'd hard
- Newgrounds got crashed by Andrew Hussie's fangirls
- you will not be missed
- An entire year has gone by since OldDirtyBtard's death
- We're keeping your ED dream alive
- Video of Judge William Adams paddling his kid for using the internet is uploaded
- ED10 Father of the Year nominee
- Chris-chan and his mother were arrested for disturbing the Game Place
- Even as a tranny, he never learns.
- tails gets trolled is released
- The best comic ever made.
November
- Kelseyalicia tries to fuck ED over
- Didn't go according to plan...
- Just keeping over-privileged college kids in their place
- Bill9929 founds AntiEDGroup
- The best game of the year is released.
- The best meme of the year follows shortly after.
December
- SheWolf proves she has no sense of humour and starts petition to take down ED's rape article.
- With predictable results.
- Amurikan military quietly leaves Irack in a pile of shit and shambles.
- The Iraqi terrorists gleefully celebrate their liberation and the departure of American troops by going on a party-spree of suicide bombings.
- Paul Christoforo caps off the year by shit-talking to customers, having a transcript and dox dropped by Penny Arcade, then digs himself even deeper.
Happy New Year
- It's 2012
- World ends faster than you can say Candlejack, and no one gives a sh-
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- This article is about the timeline of events in the year 2012. For other uses, see 2012 (disambiguation).
2012 was only notable for a few high profile instances of violence, and the re-election of Obongo. Not much else. This was the last year where you can use the word nigger in public and not have people get offended. After the Mayan Apocalypse, the old age of Western traditions like Freedom of Speech ended and a new wave of degeneracy of brought by the Black Lives Matter movement that would later emerge in 2013 would further increase the giant sphere of influence that SJWs already had.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from 2012
January
- Katawa Shoujo is released, /a/ proceeds to cream itself
- "Anal." (with a hint of lemon)
- He did it for the lulz.
- Known Autist Pickbothmanlol discovered to be TOW user Fluttershy
- Much drama results in a new era of GNAA trolling of Wikipedia
- Brony fanfic site fimfiction.net compromised by Gayniggers
- Yelling at Cats becomes temporarily relevant
- The SOPA blackout on January 18, 2012
- The FBI shut down Megaupload a day later.
February
- Daniel Brandt loses the game
- Some nigger got shot and every nigger in America spent the next several months chimping out.
- moot caves and adds a pony board to 4chan
- IrcHighway forced offline by the NCF
- Weeaboos return to Rizon
- Kony 2012 is released. Joseph Kony remains free.
March
- Kony 2012 gets big from dipshit hipsters who think they're saving the world.
- Edd Gould dies from cancer, leaving his online friend to make a "legacy"
- Ermahgerd happens. EDiots don't care, and make Mershed Perderder instead
- Shit goes down at the UK Pokémon Video Game Championships by some Spanish nobody.
- ED trolls expose an out of work chubby chaser /b/tard from EDF 2
- DOIN IT N DOIN IT N DOIN IT WELL
April
- European faggots get mad at the encyclopediadramatica.ch contact registry and the domain is frozen, thus the birth of encyclopediadramatica.rs
- The hotly anticipated cinematic event of the year premieres at the 15th annual Sonoma International Film Festival.
- At last, a film that captures the true beauty and majesty of Scotland.
- Exposed as raging faggot (although this was always known)
- Barrett Brown acts like himself in response to above
- Similar outcome.
- Potato girl discovers her Internet fame, drama ensues.
- YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POTATO.
- Tupac rises from the dead
May
- Qwyrxian (and associated sockpuppets/meatpuppets) effectively trolled and filled with gallons of the holy Gaynigger seed
- Luka Magnotta flees Canada after the release of 1 lunatic 1 icepick
June
- Hipcrime gets banned from Wikipedia due to homophobia of the most extreme variety
- Wikipedia IRC raped into oblivion as a result
- Ironholds named enemy of the lulz #1 due to reasons stated above
- He's also totally smooth with the ladies
- Luka Magnotta captured in Berlin
- Spoony goes into meltdown in a massive twitter eDrama war with his fellow TGWTG colleagues.
- zee packets ED IRC
- rip lulznet
July
- TsukihiNet blows up after months of IRL and OTI drama
- Aurora Theatre Shooting
- HOLY SPREE KILLING, BATMAN!!
- DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR NATION SUCKS, LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE
- GNAA trolls reddit and ubuntu nerds with Linux for Niggers
- Howard Stern trolls bronies
- Even he could do it
- Adalia Rose fan pages appear on Facebook
- The WMUK Chairperson is banned from TOW. Wikipedos retaliate by banning Junius for uploading Fae's kinky "free" images to ED
August
- ED releases some srs business
- PLEASE STOP COMPARING US TO ANONOPS
- Wade Michael Page kills six Sikhs cleverly disguised as terrorists, before killing himself
- Cecilia Jimenez restores Ecce Mono to its current glory
September
- Diego Grez implodes and emoquits from internet.
- ED goes in hard, no lube.
- Grumpy Cat makes his first appearance on reddit
October
- Aleksandr Pistoletov mesmerizes the Internet with his swinging dong.
- 2012 Elections start.
- You can choose either the half Mexican or the nigger.
- Amanda Todd wins a golden ipod.
- Hurricane Sandy prompts #SANDYLOOTCREW
- Jimmy Savile Begins to dominate the Britfag media with his 50 year reign of pedofillia and corpse fucking.
November
- 2012 Elections take place
- Black Jesus wins elections; Great butthurt is felt by many.
- Dongforce compromises 2400 DeviantArt accounts
- Stalking Cat dies. Goodnight, sweet prince
- Black Friday results in a few deaths. [1]
- Drawrawr gets pwned, marking the end of self-importance for its soi dissent CEO Josh Thomas.
December
- World will end on December 21, 2012
- Go get 'em, boys!
- Adam Lanza goes for the high score on easy mode by going to an elementary school for weaker targets, racking up 27 total kills before systematically becoming an hero.
- Ty Ziegel dies on December 26, 2012. RIP
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After the world failed to end in 2012, another year rolled around. Filled with only some lulz and tragedy, ED10 was a year to remember... Not.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from ED10
January
- Operation AstroMoot is conceived by /b/tards to send moot to space camp via a contest.
- It succeeds in both the UK and US contests, but Axe/Lynx disqualifies him in a display of ultra e-faggotry.
- Girls cut themselves over Justin Bieber's transition from faggotry into normality, 9fag is to blame
- Giovanna Plowman sucks a tampon on a YT video, gains e-fame.
- Obongo begins his second term of his presidency.
February
- Chris Dorner becomes Chocolate Rambo and kills the White Trash Legion
- From nigger cop to nigger hero
March
- "The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you." - TJ Lane
April
- /s4s/ is created as a joke board on 4chan, but is kept around as a board for funposting/ironic shitposting.
- 4chan would never be the same.
- North Korea starts sum lulz to America and World War III might start. Aye aye aye.
- DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
- HASHTAG Margaret Thatcher
- The Boston Marathon Bombing, probably done by North Korea or a nigger.
May
- Charles Ramsey saved Amanda Berry from a pedophile.
- First Topkek thread is started on /s4s/. Mods intervene, bump limit is removed, OC flourishes, and a meme is born.
- "could this be the birth of an ebin new meme?" - s4s
June
- Yeiner Perez has an episode
- PRISM exposed
- Paula Deen fired by The Food Network for using the word nigger
July
- Scooby Werkstatt is doxed on 4chan's /fit/ board. Tragedy ensues, Scooby deletes everything, and releases his tripcode.
August
- Chemical weapons are used in Syria, which in a few years, lead to a massive civil war started by the USA to destabilize the country for Israel
September
- Bashar Al-Assad, the president of Syria gets pwnd by the UN security council over having chemical weapons
- Encyclopedia Dramatica begins its yearlong Mexican vacation
October
- On October 1 the U.S. Government started a "Shut Down" which is what happens when congress forces federal government employees to forcibly go on strike just so congress can prove how big their penis is.
- Healthcare.gov is launched; Crashes and burns.
- October 2 Op Wreckingball managed to put Miley Cyrus in the news as being the victim of an elaborate hoax. In response she tweeted "I am the happiest girl in the world".
- In response to Op Wreckingball Sinead O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to "put your clothes on"
- The Americunt government continued to hold hearings into the NSA and its controversial use of data mining, including tracking people IRL by their use of their cell phone. In response the NSA said "We don't do that in America, the FBI does". The NSA then denied running a fake social networking site for the purpose of tracking everyones friends. Some argue that the FBI must be running that one too.
- After being convicted of war crimes it was decided that Charles Taylor would serve out his 50 year prison sentence for the murder of 220,000 people in the United Kingdom.
- OhInternet shuts down; No one cares.
November
- Onideus's reign of babbyfur autism comes to a crashing halt as he is booted from the ED kewl kids club in a fit of butthurt. The entirety of ED then proceeded to dance upon his grave.
- Japanese streamer Rorochan commits an hero on a livestream.
December
- Toaster Steve attempts to an hero on cam for /b/, fails.
- News sites worldwide cover it, getting every detail wrong, like the Old Media often does.
- Meepsheep and CrackRabbit get married.
- ED witnesses its first wedding :^)
- Rustle League
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ED10, another year in drama. Sony gets hacked, ED goes down for over a month, ISIS happens, and the lulz almost dies with the near deaths of DOXBIN and TPB, plus the SJW infiltration of 4chan. Here's a look at its lulziest events through the cunning eyes of the dramacrat.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from ED10
January
- Sue Basko's twitter campaign against ED and Doxbin goes into full force, after beginning in the last week of December.
- Belly rubs are in.
February
- Ragnarok happened, apparently.
March
- Welfare whale Monica Punk posts a video of herself calling the cops on people that are "bullying" her on the internet. She later finds herself the victim of prank calls and deceitful friendships reminiscent of the good ol' days of Chris-chan.
April
- Kimmy, ("Aunt /b/") Queen of [s4s] visits the board on its birthday!!
- A kid tries shooting up his school with a knife, failing to kill anyone (including himself).
- weev becomes a free man after his prison conviction gets vacated. He served 13 months of the 41 month sentence (he wasn't set to be released until January 2016).
- Aspiring attorney at lol, acquaintance of Sue Basko, and enemy of the lulz Joseph Camp gets sent back to jail after allegedly violating his post-supervised release.
- Windows XP joins the deathbed, ending its 12 years of life.
May
- ED and its forums go down for over a month. An alarming rate of lulz withdrawals occur worldwide.
- Virgin rage turns deadly when "Supreme Gentleman" Elliot Rodger goes on a killing spree, kills himself, and leaves behind a trail of desperate forum posts and manifestos.
#YesAllWomen begins trending as a result.
June
- EDiots band together and donate all their lunch money, trust funds, welfare income, and stolen credit cards in order to bring ED back online. Now with less ads and lulzier than ever!
- After getting v& in April, Deric Lostutter proceeds to fame-fag his way into the media spotlight by confirming his identity as KYAnonymous, the leader of the OpRollRedRoll Anonymous hive.
- Japan finally bans CP.
- LulzTalkRadio airs its final episode.
July
- Some guy starts a Kickstarter fund to raise $10 to buy potato salad and ends up getting thousands of dollars in donations. It's currently reached $70,000, but then it dropped to $44,000 the very next night. It closed with just under $55,500 pledged.
- Incompetent lawyer Jason Lee Van Dyke (no, not Sue Basko this time) sues Pink Meth for being a "revenge porn" site, and ignorantly includes Tor in the lulsuit for hosting it. Hilarious exchanges are had with the gun-totin', truck-drivin' Texan on Facebook and Twitter, which he ended up deleting in a failed attempt to erase his actions. He later realizes half of his stupidity and drops the suit against Tor.
- The #Jadapose craze sweeps the nation after photos of a black girl's allegedly raped body are posted and subsequently mocked on the internet, sparking hashtags, trendy photos and dances, and butthurt feminism.
- Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 gets shot down out of the sky in Ukrainian airspace, raining corpses of AIDS researchers and dead babies. Pilot Parker is identified as the culprit by conspiracy theorists.
August
- 18-year-old Michael Brown is gunned down by white officer Darren Wilson after being caught on surveillance camera robbing a convenience store. The resulting chimpout declares it to be "Trayvon part 2," Anonymous fails with OpFerguson by incorrectly doxing the responsible cop before his name was outed, and a fundraiser which had been set up to help the brave officer relocate raises almost $200,000 in a mere 23 days.
- In an ironic twist of fate, the Ice Bucket Challenge manages to kill more people than the disease it's meant to save people from.
- US journalist James Foley becomes an international star after Anonymous supporting rapper L. Jinny beheads him live on video. A sequel starring Steven Sotloff followed shortly after.
- Robin Williams makes a bid for the Golden iPod by hanging himself at his home. His daughter quits the internet for good after trolls bombard her with fake pictures of her dead dad.
- Zoe Quinn fucks at least 5 different video game designers and journalists (some like Nathan Grayson from pro-feminist website Kotaku) in exchange for positive reviews on Depression Quest, the shitty text-based game she created. Feminazis and SJWs immediately rush to her aid, including Phil Fish, who suffered such an intense online raping that he closed both his Twitter and gaming company down out of butthurt.
- 4chan donates a buttload of cash to a women's charity for video games, earning them a character in one of the games. The ending result is Vivian James. Meanwhile, butthurt feminazi Patricia Hernandez uses a Twitter sock account to declare 4chan to be the "Cathedral of Misogyny" for supporting women's charities and donating to colon cancer to chemo butthurt. Reddit winds up earning a character down the road as well and churns out Gilda Mars, a female version of the Reddit alien. Vivian-Gilda rule 34 expected to follow.
- The Fappening is happening! Aka Celebgate ED10, aka hundreds of nude and scantily-clad female celebrities steadily being leaked on AnonIB and 4chan. Stand by for damage control.
- GamerGate blows up as a result of the Zoe Quinn controversy. In a pathetic attempt at damage control and derailment, the gaming media refuses to lend credence to the actual truth or accept responsibility for the exposed collusion and instead blames everything on gamers. No, srsly.
September
- TJ Lane escapes from prison on 9/11, only to be caught 6 hours later in front of a farmhouse in the woods, armed with a fucking pitchfork. He fails to add to his previous high score and peacefully returns to his life of anal penetration in the slammer.
- Leigh Alexander becomes e-famous as being the worst GamerGate critic ever. Fat, racist, alcoholic, *and* a man-hater? No, that's the best!
- 4chan dies as a result of SJW takeover and moot caving in to their scary threats. 8chan rises from its ashes.
- 27 September: A sad day when Former Ohio Rep Jim Traficant dies when his tractor flips over on him. Was known for speaking the unpopular Truth such as JEWS DID WTC. 2 years later, 2016, Donald Trump would adopt his take no prisoners, politically incorrect style of politics and win the presidency.
October
- ED loses its .es domain and returns to .se within 5 days, quickly regaining all its lost traffic shortly after.
- Shahn Christian Andersen files a lolsuit against several EDiots over a satirical article detailing his history of being a scummy criminal scammer.
- A massive DDOS attack strikes the world of furry art, taking FurAffinity and SoFurry completely off the internet, and temporarily knocking other anthro porn sites such as Inkbunny offline. Dragoneer, the faggot responsible for FurAffinity, is named prime suspect after it was revealed that a fundraiser which had been set up after the attack to protect against future attacks had in fact been created hours *before* the actual attack. He responds by claiming it was coincidental shitty timing. This happening 2 months after he set up another GoFundMe drive just so he could buy himself a new Cintiq tablet.
- Ebola-chan is summoned to take care of the overpopulation and world hunger problems in Africa, and successfully begins thinning out their numbers at an alarming rate. In a dramatic twist, one man infected with the Ebola virus travels to the US, bringing the deadly disease with him as a final act of revenge against whitey before it claims his life.
November
- Some guy strangles his girlfriend to death and uploads photos of her dead body to 4chan.
- Doxbin joins Silk Road and other hidden Tor sites in being seized by the feds.
- Darren Wilson, the officer who shot 18-year-old Michael Brown in Ferguson, MO, is found not guilty. A mass chimp out occurs nationwide, leaving rioting and looting to become the main topic of conversation during everyone's Thanksgiving dinner.
- Sony hacked AGAIN. Ruinage of Sony Pictures ensues, with leaks including employee SSNs, movies that weren't even released yet, and leaked racist emails between Sony employees. "Guardians of Peace" takes responsibility.
December
- ED turns 10!
- TPB is raided and temporarily taken offline, before returning as a countdown page, and a
AESBittorrent Sync key on the .se domain. Copycat sites like Isohunt's OldPirateBay, ThePairatebay.link, and thepiratebay.com.ua attempt to take its place. - Sony Pictures freaks out after getting #REKT by North Korean super l33t hackers and cancels their film "The Interview." After being called out by everyone, their dog and even the President on their faggotry of caving to terrorists, Sony pulls a 180 and releases it online and in indie theaters on the same day as planned for release.
- Lizard Squad claims responsibility for trolling gamers by taking the PlayStation Network and XBOX Live offline for Christmas. Just in time for game console presents!
- Chris-Chan is sent back to jail for macing a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being colored blue in the new Sonic Blast game.
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Holy shit! Look! Even more archives!
ED's in your tubes, killing your news
In its ten long years of lulzitude and trollery, ED has managed to attention whore itself into the clutches of old media moar than once. Good thing their arthritis keeps them slow. See our stalkers here.
- Jimbo's love note
- Conservapeditard's take on ED. Guess they missed this and these.
- Uncyclopedia. Unfunny, but what do you expect from them?
- Uncyclopedia - second attempt. Getting warmer.
- Uncyclopedia - third time's a charm. Most likely written by an ex-sysop.
Shitty Birthday Drawings
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Astrological Chart
- Name: ED
- December 10 2014
- 12:00 PM Time Zone is PST
- San Francisco, CA
Rising Sign is in 09 Degrees Pisces. Very sensitive to your surroundings, other people's feelings become your feelings. Try to avoid negative people because your tendency to empathize with them will make you negative also. A dreamer, you like to escape to a world of your own creation. As such, you are known for the vividness of your imagination and should try to share your inner visions with others. Very self-sacrificial by nature, beware of others becoming overly dependent on you or vice versa.
Sun is in 19 Degrees Sagittarius. Very fun-loving, spirited and energetic, you have a huge reservoir of physical energy within you that needs to be released. As such, sitting at a keyboard shooping cocks for hours is very important to you. Quite gregarious, you enjoy being with other people, but you tend to avoid emotionally restrictive or intimate relationships. Constantly curious about the broader issues of life, you may at times be quite careless and sloppy about details -- you tend to leap to conclusions before all the facts are in. An avid reader, you are totally enthusiastic about any given subject should it interest you. You are known for being homophobic, racist, anti-semitic and in general, very positive!
Moon is in 01 Degrees Sagittarius. An idealist, you prefer the grand, the beautiful, the good and the noble. You get very disappointed when your high expectations in life are not met. Very curious by nature, you enjoy traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. Try to avoid your tendency to ignore the small but important details of living. You are independent and free, and you want others to be that way, too. Optimistic, buoyant and cheerful, others like to have you around. You have an incessant desire to learn as much as possible about metaphysics, religion, philosophy and any other broad, deep subject - so you can properly ridicule it. Your life tends to be punctuated by bursts of energy and frenetic activity.
Mercury is in 17 Degrees Sagittarius. Your mind is very curious and inquisitive, always seeking information on a wide variety of topics. The broader the subject matter (philosophy, science, religion, metaphysics), the more it will appeal to you. You prefer to deal with abstractions -- the small but important details associated with any subject tend to slip your grasp. You are known for being blunt, honest and truthful.
Venus is in 22 Degrees Scorpio. Your feelings about others are deep, powerful, intense and complex. When you like someone, you do so totally and obsessively - if you do not like someone, they do not exist. Your faithfulness and loyalty to your lover is unquestioned, indeed at times it is too much so -- you get so possessive that you almost smother your partner. At times, your feelings are kept deep within you and, because they are so complex and intense, they frighten you -- this is the way that you try to ignore them. But the more you try to do this, the more explosive things get when you eventually do express them.
Mars is in 19 Degrees Scorpio. Your likes and dislikes are strong and intense, never casual or superficial. You are known for your persistence and willful obsession. Once you have decided on a course of action, you are unstoppable. Your emotional actions tend to be extreme, although you try to keep them muted. And you tend to release your anger as sarcasm or irony. Beware of your tendency to hold grudges and to be vengeful. When you do fight, or release your internal tensions, you do so body and soul -- you become totally passionate and your outbursts are awesome to behold.
Jupiter is in 14 Degrees Libra. You are generally good at balancing opinions and judging issues, but you tend to be indecisive when it comes to making up your own mind. You are objective and quite concerned with fair play and justice. But, when it comes to yourself, you are so aware that whatever you do might upset the apple cart that you often choose to compromise rather than do anything that might make you lonely or vulnerable. Relationships are very important to you -- you learn about yourself and grow through observing yourself interacting with others. Your æsthetic tastes are refined, but expansive and expensive.
Uranus is in 03 Degrees Pisces. You, and most of your peers, are extremely idealistic and want to change society by completely reorienting its highest religious goals and aspirations. Just be careful to make sure that your new goal structures are properly grounded in reality so that they have a chance of being accepted by the majority.You're Invited
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Also we totally accept presents.
You wouldn't show up to a 10 year old's birthday without presents, would you?
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