Zizians

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Imagine your typical terminally online vegan tranny anarcho-communist LARPer, and then imagine that instead of bitching about pseudo-philosophy and communist theories on Tumblr, they actually stepped outside of their basement to form a revolutionary terrorist cult collective. The so-called Zizians might sound like a complete joke comprising of rebellious revolutionary wannabes (such as Anonymous), but with 6 kills attributed to them across 3 states as of yet, they might actually be serious business. The Zizians are quite literally the epitome of the phrase "die cis scum". The group takes its name from their de-facto leader, Jack Amadeus LaSota, who is better known online by his tranny pseudonym, "Ziz". They are best known for committing hate crimes against land lords; leeching off of them and then killing them in order to avoid paying rent.

Origins

sinceriously.fyi

The epistemological foundation of the Zizians stem from a blog titled sinceriously.fyi written by their glorious leader, Ziz, which was active from 2016-Jun. 2023 and builds off of "Rationalism" (see: singularitarianism) and details a bunch of his batshit insane theories, moral philosophies, terminologies and more; but more on that later.

Rationalist Fleet Project

A good captain always goes down with his ship. Unfortunately LaSota didn't.

Arguably, the Zizian cult/crime spree began in 2017, when Ziz took an interest in sea steading and joined two other trannies, Jasper "Gwen" Danielson and a brony named Jacob "Fluttershy" Pekarek to live on a LITERAL tugboat. In a voyage dubbed the Rationalist Fleet Project, this triple troon platoon trudged their way from Alaska to the Rationalist Mecca of California. Upon arrival however, it appears they decided a sailor's life was no longer for them and promptly abandoned ship, leaving it to rot in the harbor leaking oil and costing the city $100,000 to clean up the hazardous waste.

Westminster Woods protest

Formerly a member of the Rationalist Community, Ziz and the gang decided to don on some Epic Fail Guy cosplay and protest one of their events for "sexual misconduct" and discrimination by blocking the roads and standing there menacingly with pepper spray. Staff were alarmed by the masked men blocking off the exits of the campgrounds whilst it was in occupancy by children, and assumed they were shooters, so the police were called in to apprehend the situation, whence the protesters were arrested. The real motivation behind this protest however was the fact that the Rationalist Community rejected his theory that the two hemispheres of the brain can hold separate values and genders, hence the call for "sexual" (gender) "misconduct" (misinformation). LaSota ended up faking his own death to avoid his court hearing and an obituary was published for him, but he was later confirmed alive after being witnessed at the attacking of their humble landlord, Curtis Lind.

Victims and Criminal History

Attempted Murder and Eventual Murder of Curtis Lind

After abandoning their tugboat, the Zizians began renting property from a rancher named Curtis Lind and gradually turned his property into their personal cult compound as they began attracting more members. They stopped paying their rent during the COVID pandemic, but Curtis was kind enough to let this slide. When the scamdemic finally began to bid way, he decided it was nigh time for these smelly squatters to start paying rent again. Under the pretense that having to pay rent causes more harm in this world, the cult decided to brutally maim Curtis in order to eliminate world suffering (in the altruistic sense). On Nov. 15, 2022, They stabbed him multiple times including in his right eye and drove a katana through his chest, the weapon of choice among otakus, but these trannies took a knife to a gun fight. Curtis Lind was prepared with a pistol which he shot at them with; hitting two of his attackers and nabbing a bonus TRANDGENDER KILL while he was at it.

Miraculously, he survived the ordeal; although two years later on Jan. 17, 2025, just three days before the shootout with U.S. Border Patrol officers on the other side of the country, he had his throat slit, killed by a rogue Zizian in order to prevent him from testifying in court.

Pennsylvania Double Murder

Would you believe nobody fell for this?

Richard and Rita Zajko were murdered in their home on Dec. 31, 2022. Their daughter, Michelle "Jamie" Zajko, who is affiliated with the Zizians, has been marked as a person of interest in the killings. Zajko, her roommate Daniel Blank and Ziz himself were arrested in connection to the crime. Upon having their motel room raided by police, LaSota genius plan was to play the opossum, but unfortunately he was not able to fake his death that easily again. Due to a complete fuck-up on the part of the judicial system, all members involved were acquitted due to a lack of evidence, however the perpetrator used in the murders was later used in the border patrol shootout in Vermont.

Vermont Border Patrol Shootout

On Jan. 20, 2025, two Zizians had a shootout with border patrol agents in Vermont in perhaps their most high-profile incident yet. 6 days prior, they were seen booking into a hotel clad in all-black, tactical style clothing with protective equipment and an exposed holster to suit; clearly passing as normal people just as well as they pass as the opposite sex. On the day of the shooting, two border patrol agents pulled the tranny duo over in order to conduct an immigration inspection on unbeknownst Zizian Felix "Ophelia" Bauckholt's visa; of Bauckholt, who is a German national. The other member, Teresa "Milo" Youngblut, fearing that whatever plot they had been brewing had been unraveled and coming to a close, opened fire on the officers which was met with like justice in the form of lead. Bauckholt also attempted to draw a firearm, but alas this epic spaztasm resulted in his death as well as the death of Officer David Maland.

Ideology

Zizians are anarchists, eco-terrorists, vegan radicals, transgender incursionists- all the stuff you'd expect from a far-left radical, however there are some points worth going over in more detail.

The foundation of Zizianism is derived from the rationalist movement; particularly from an online community known as LessWrong, which is especially concerned with geeky topics such as artificial intelligence, transhumanism and the Singularity. The mega ultra super geniuses over at LessWrong rejected some of LaSota's ideas, believing that they were too irrational even for them, leading to LaSota's separation from LessWrong and the formation of the Zizians. Much of LaSota's alternate ideas are detailed in his aforementioned blog, sinceriously.fyi, but trying to read and comprehend this ludicrous compendium is nigh impossible however as it uses a slew of invented terminology as well as borrowed terminology from deep, thunk-provoking sources such as World of Warcraft, Starcraft and Avatar the Last Airbender.

To summarize, the primary justification for their actions seems to be in the name of animal rights with a push for irreconcilable veganism. In corrilation to true communist ideals, when all hierarchies are eliminated, then all suffering will magically vanquish, and no hierarchy is more crutial to this opression than the food chain. The Zizians are influenced by Jeremy Bentham and his utilitarian theories. Anyone who objects to this is deemed a "vampire", and therefore not just an ideological enemy, but an enemy to objective goodness.

	“	The question is not, can they reason? Nor can they talk? But, can they suffer?	„
	—Jeremy Bentham

Another one of their main ideas is the theory that the brain has two hemispheres that are capable having separate interests, motives, personalities and genders. At first this might seem like a self-indulgent theory that was developed to validify LaSota's gender dysphoria, but it is actually much more sinister. In order to reinforce this idea, LaSota encourages the practice of "unihemispheric sleeping", a form of sleep where only one half of the brain rests at a time. Since unihemispheric sleeping is no alternative for real sleep, this drove one of their members to craziness and shortly after to the 41%. LaSota blamed this on him "doing it wrong" because telling him to focus on his suicidal impulses while doing it had absolutely nothing to do with it. To expand upon this theory, the mind also has a thing called "cores" which can be "nongood", "single good" or "double good" depending on how well they align with LaSota's dogmatic worldview. LaSota encourages his member to make troonsonas based on their hemispheres.

See Also

• Animal Liberation Front
• Audrey Hale
• Nathaniel Veltman
• Randy Stair
• The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

External Links

• Zizians
• Ziz / Jack Amadeus LaSota / Zizians / sinceriously.fyi
• Zizian Murder Cult
• Sinceriously (mirror of Jack LaSota's blog)
• The Zizians (exposé on the Zizians)
• LessWrong's very own article on Ziz (See Also!)

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