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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 6, 1998 ({{age|1998|5|6}} years old)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 6, 1998 ({{age|1998|5|6}} years old)}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: 1}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Unlocked'''|Infinite Pussy}} | |||
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Epic | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Epic Win|Retaliation against]] [[Health Care Rage|United Healthcare]]}} | ||
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In the sleek halls of midtown Manhattan's [[Ghey|business district]], where power suits and overpriced lattes reign supreme, few dared to question the untouchable fortress that is corporate America—until '''[[Luigi]] Nicholas Mangione''' decided to write his own chapter. | [[File:LuigiMangioneWithGlowies.jpeg|500px|center]] | ||
In the sleek halls of midtown Manhattan's [[Ghey|business district]], where power suits and overpriced lattes reign supreme, few dared to question the untouchable fortress that is corporate America—until {{Glow|'''[[Luigi]] Nicholas "Mangina" Mangione'''}} decided to write his own chapter. | |||
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Mangione, a [[Libtard|valedictorian]] with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... [[High Score|direct approach]]? | Mangione, a [[Libtard|valedictorian]] with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... [[High Score|direct approach]]? | ||
Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? [[ | Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? [[Faggot|Brian Thompson]], a [[Jew|titan in the healthcare industry and embodiment of the capitalist ideal]]. The execution—both literal and figurative—was as calculated as any boardroom merger: wait, strike, and vanish into the crowd, leaving the NYPD scratching their <s>heads</s> balls. | ||
Brian Thompson was an evil man because he didn't give every "hard-working" American free infinite [[troon|gender affirming]] and/or [[boogie2988|gastric bypass]] surgeries from Harvard-educated doctors. | |||
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== The “Why” Heard Around the Boardroom == | == The “Why” Heard Around the Boardroom == | ||
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The weapon of choice, a 3D-printed ghost gun, speaks volumes about Mangione’s innovative spirit. Why settle for a store-bought firearm when you can disrupt the weapons industry too? Add a suppressor for flair, and you’ve got a plotline worthy of a Netflix true-crime docuseries. | The weapon of choice, a 3D-printed ghost gun, speaks volumes about Mangione’s innovative spirit. Why settle for a store-bought firearm when you can disrupt the weapons industry too? Add a suppressor for flair, and you’ve got a plotline worthy of a Netflix true-crime docuseries. | ||
== | == McBetrayal == | ||
[[File:MCangione.png|right|400px]] | |||
While savoring the | While Luigi was savoring the smokey flavor of a delicious McRib, a McDonald's employee called 911 (not the hotline) and <strike>cashed in on the $60,000 reward</strike> <b>got absolutely nothing</b>. OOPS. As a consolation prize they will go the rest of their life knowing they're a class traitor who, after delivering (allegedly) the most wanted man in America on a silver McPlatter, got screwed over by the cops just the same. | ||
Luigi's [[Party Van|arrest]] in a [[Pennsylvania]] McDonald’s gave the cops plenty of opportunity to plant evidence, like the supposed manifesto. Because, y'know, he'd just have that on him. Why not? The [[irony]] of him being brought to the authorities by a useful idiot controlled by short sighted greed is not lost on anyone, except Brian Thompson, who is still dead from a terminal case of being that very thing. The tech-savvy renegade was caught munching fries, betrayed by a fast-food worker who doesn't deserve the minimum wage they're not getting, while the corporate machine closed in. | |||
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== Legacy of Lunacy == | == Legacy of Lunacy == | ||
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Image:mangioneTwitter.png| | Image:mangioneTwitter.png|Breloom used Bullet Seed! It's super effective! | ||
Image:mangioneReview.png|Solid Review, 10/10 | Image:mangioneReview.png|Solid Review, 10/10 | ||
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File:Furrigi Mangione.jpg|[[furfag|Furrigi Mangione]] | |||
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File:Luisa Mangione.jpg|[[Rule 63]] | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
*[[Gian Luigi Ferri]] - Another Italian-American High Scorer who shares a name with the man in green. | *[[Gian Luigi Ferri]] - Another Italian-American High Scorer who shares a name with the man in green. | ||
*[[Susan Wojcicki]] - Another CEO who died in 2024. | *[[Susan Wojcicki]] - Another former CEO who died in 2024 (from cancer). | ||
*[[Health Care Rage]] | *[[Health Care Rage]] | ||
*[[Civilization|Civilization VI]] - Programmed parts of this game.[https://www.newsweek.com/luigi-mangione-civ-vi-resume-1998403] | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Brian_Thompson|TOW coverage}} | *{{Wikilink|Luigi_Mangione|TOW coverage}} | ||
*{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Brian_Thompson|TOW coverage on the shooting}} | |||
*{{EDF|t|united-healthcare-ceo-got-yeeted.3368/|EDF thread}} | *{{EDF|t|united-healthcare-ceo-got-yeeted.3368/|EDF thread}} | ||
*{{EDF|t|person-of-interest-in-the-uhc-ceo-shooting-is-identified-as-luigi-mangione-an-ex-ivy-league-student-anti-capitalist-and-climate-change-activist.3394/|EDF thread on his arrest}} | *{{EDF|t|person-of-interest-in-the-uhc-ceo-shooting-is-identified-as-luigi-mangione-an-ex-ivy-league-student-anti-capitalist-and-climate-change-activist.3394/|EDF thread on his arrest}} | ||
*{{kf|206228|Obligatory Kiwi Farms thread}} | |||
*{{twitter|PepMangione|PepMangione}} | *{{twitter|PepMangione|PepMangione}} | ||
*{{steam|76561198111618038|Pep}} | |||
*[https://github.com/lnmangione His Github] | |||
*[https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-luigi-mangiones-resume His resume] | |||
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20150819094159/https://www.facebook.com/approarstudios Archive of his Facebook page] shows friend likes for further digging. | |||
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Luigi Mangione | |
Born | May 6, 1998 (26 years old) |
Nationality: | Americunt ![]() |
Class | Paladin |
Highscore | Minibosses: 1 |
Exp. | $49 Million - ? Billion |
Unlocked | Infinite Pussy |
Top 50? | Yes |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Motive | Retaliation against United Healthcare |
—Luigi Mangione |

In the sleek halls of midtown Manhattan's business district, where power suits and overpriced lattes reign supreme, few dared to question the untouchable fortress that is corporate America—until Luigi Nicholas "Mangina" Mangione decided to write his own chapter.
Gameplay Footage
A Modern-Day Teddy K?
Mangione, a valedictorian with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... direct approach?
Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? Brian Thompson, a titan in the healthcare industry and embodiment of the capitalist ideal. The execution—both literal and figurative—was as calculated as any boardroom merger: wait, strike, and vanish into the crowd, leaving the NYPD scratching their heads balls.
Brian Thompson was an evil man because he didn't give every "hard-working" American free infinite gender affirming and/or gastric bypass surgeries from Harvard-educated doctors.
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The “Why” Heard Around the Boardroom
Recovered from Mangione’s belongings was a manifesto—a three-page, handwritten ode to disillusionment with corporate America. Described as a cross between a hacker's diary and a philosophy undergrad’s late-night rant, it painted Mangione not as a criminal, but as a misunderstood artist taking a bold stand against the oppressive machine.
High Tech, Higher Drama
The weapon of choice, a 3D-printed ghost gun, speaks volumes about Mangione’s innovative spirit. Why settle for a store-bought firearm when you can disrupt the weapons industry too? Add a suppressor for flair, and you’ve got a plotline worthy of a Netflix true-crime docuseries.
McBetrayal

While Luigi was savoring the smokey flavor of a delicious McRib, a McDonald's employee called 911 (not the hotline) and cashed in on the $60,000 reward got absolutely nothing. OOPS. As a consolation prize they will go the rest of their life knowing they're a class traitor who, after delivering (allegedly) the most wanted man in America on a silver McPlatter, got screwed over by the cops just the same.
Luigi's arrest in a Pennsylvania McDonald’s gave the cops plenty of opportunity to plant evidence, like the supposed manifesto. Because, y'know, he'd just have that on him. Why not? The irony of him being brought to the authorities by a useful idiot controlled by short sighted greed is not lost on anyone, except Brian Thompson, who is still dead from a terminal case of being that very thing. The tech-savvy renegade was caught munching fries, betrayed by a fast-food worker who doesn't deserve the minimum wage they're not getting, while the corporate machine closed in.
Legacy of Lunacy
Now awaiting trial, Mangione’s story is less a cautionary tale and more a bizarre chapter in the annals of corporate drama. Is he a martyr for the disenchanted masses or just another cog in the machine, destined to be forgotten once the next scandal hits Wall Street? Only time—and Netflix ratings—will tell. He seemingly was a big Ted Kaczynski fan.
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Breloom used Bullet Seed! It's super effective!
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Solid Review, 10/10
Gallery
See Also
- Gian Luigi Ferri - Another Italian-American High Scorer who shares a name with the man in green.
- Susan Wojcicki - Another former CEO who died in 2024 (from cancer).
- Health Care Rage
- Civilization VI - Programmed parts of this game.[1]
External Links
TOW coverage
TOW coverage on the shooting
EDF thread
EDF thread on his arrest
Obligatory Kiwi Farms thread
PepMangione
Pep
- His Github
- His resume
- Archive of his Facebook page shows friend likes for further digging.
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