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<i>Were you looking for [[N|/n/]]</i>?
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{{Quote|I bet the jews created this page.|/pol/tard}}
[[Image:liberal.jpg|thumb|200px|How to collectively piss off everyone in /pol/ at once.]]
[[Image:Hey pol.png|thumb|200px|Guaranteed [[hugbox]].]]
[[Image:Aryan111.jpg|thumb|200px| Your typical /pol/ack.]]
[[File:Pol in control.png|thumb|WE WILL WIN]]
[[File:Politicalscale10.png|thumb|right|[[Politics|Political]] evolution of a /pol/tard]]


[[Image:Hey pol.png|thumb|right|200px|Guaranteed [[hugbox]].]]
{{quote|Just [[Murder|Remove]] all of the <s>niggers</s> <s>[[jews]]</s> [[Islam|Kebabs]]!|/pol/'s solution to everything.}}


Once upon a time, there was a board on [[4chan|the gaping, Goatse'd asshole of the internet]] known as [[N|/n/]]. A very long time ago, it is believed that /n/ was the "news" board of 4chan, where [[Racists|Anons]] could discuss [[shit no one cares about|world events]] and have [[flamewar|civil debates]] about politics. Where [[Republicans]] and [[Democrats]], [[conservatives]] and [[liberals]], and even [[blacks]] and [[whites]] could have healthy, educated discussions about the [[Jews|problems]] our world faces today, as well as a variety of possible [[Genocide|solutions]] to these problems.
Once upon a time, there was a board on [[4chan|the gaping, Goatse'd asshole of the internet]] known as [[N/|/n/]]. A very long time ago, it is believed that /n/ was the "news" board of 4chan, where [[Racists|anons]] could discuss [[shit no one cares about|world events]] and have [[flamewar|civil debates]] about politics. Where [[Republicans]] and [[Democrats]]; [[conservatives]] and [[liberals]]; and even [[blacks]] and [[whites]] could have healthy, educated discussions about the [[Jews|problems]] our world faces today, as well as a variety of possible [[Genocide|solutions]] to these problems. Each thread proved to be [[No|different]], and for a while, /n/ seemed like the only board on 4chan where rational debate was not only encouraged, but [[unrealistic expectations|could be found in abundance]]. While [[moot|joot]] took down this board twice (both times for the [[White guilt|same reason]]), eventually, /n/ returned better than ever in late 2011.
Each thread proved to be [[No|different]], and for a while, /n/ seemed like the only board on 4chan where rational debate was not only encouraged, but [[unrealistic expectations|could be found in abundance]]. While [[moot|joot]] took down this board twice (for the [[White guilt|same reason]], we might add), eventually, /n/ returned better than ever in late 2011.


Welcome to '''/pol/''', or '''Politically Incorrect'''. And yes, /n/ came back even <s>shittier</s> B̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ horrifically more pathetic than it was before.
Welcome to '''/pol/''', or '''Politically Incorrect'''. And yes, /n/ came back even <s>shittier</s> B̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ horrifically more pathetic than it was before. Protip: 4chan /pol/ = le reddit faggotry and kiddie pool. 8ch.net/pol = <s>actual good intel</s> [[FBI]] knockoff.


== Typical /pol/ Discussion ==
==Typical /pol/ Discussion==


[[Image:Typical pol thread.png|thumb|right|200px|Every /pol/ thread ever.]]
[[Image:Typical pol thread.png|thumb|right|200px|Every /pol/ thread ever.]]
[[Image:Polluter.png|thumb|left|200px|Typical /pol/luter]]
[[Image:Polluter.png|thumb|right||200px|Typical /pol/luter]]
 
[[Image:beforepolandafter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Before and After /pol/]]
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|Just kill all of the niggers!|/pol/'s solution to everything.
|I am a superior ubermensch, have two PH.D's, am a bodybuilder and am 100% pure Aryan. I am a healthy heterosexual male, my wife is a pure Aryan woman, and I have twelve kids. I have over 50 different copies of Mein Kampf.|46178954}}
 
[[Never|Occasionally]], someone will post something on /pol/ about a relevant issue that actually affects the bright, scary world outside their basement. For about two or maybe three replies, the discussion will pertain to the topic at hand, until the thread undergoes a magical [[Miracles|metamorphosis]] into yet another thread about [[jew|joos]].
[[Never|Occasionally]], someone will post something on /pol/ about a relevant issue that actually affects the bright, scary world outside their basement. For about two or maybe three replies, the discussion will pertain to the topic at hand, until the thread undergoes a magical [[Miracles|metamorphosis]] into yet another thread about [[jew|joos]].


# The praise of Doom Paul is sung from the rooftops in a mighty chorus, and all of /pol/ joins hands in a long, two hundred reply long session of [[lemonparty|HAPPENING]].
#The praise of Doom Paul is sung from the rooftops in a mighty chorus, and all of /pol/ joins hands in a great two-hundred-reply-long session of [[lemonparty|HAPPENING]].
# When someone with a different opinion appears it is immediately flamed and accused of being a member of the [[JIDF]] or [[SRS]].
#When someone with a different opinion appears it is immediately flamed and accused of being a member of the [[JIDF]] or [[SRS]].
# For the /pol/tard userbase niggers and jews are bad news. If someone doesn't mention the jew his message isn't true. If it ain't white it ain't right.  
#For the /pol/tard userbase niggers and jews are bad news. If someone doesn't mention the jew his message isn't true. If it ain't white it ain't right.


Being [[Cancer|4chan]], the discussion on /pol/ is exactly what you'd expect from a 4chan board about [[American]] politics: [[Jews]], [[niggers]], [[liberals]], [[You|everyone that isn't 1488% white]], and how they are everything bad with the world and are worthy only of slavery if not genocide. In order to form this inbred bastard child of /n/ the userbase had to add [[Stormfront]], remove any semblance of facts and statistics and replace them with flamewars, HAPPENING and [[implying implications]].
Being [[Cancer|4chan]], the discussion on /pol/ is exactly what you'd expect from a 4chan board about [[American]] politics: [[Jews]]; [[niggers]]; [[liberals]]; and [[You|everyone that isn't 1488% white]]&mdash;and how they are everything wrong with the world and are worthy only of slavery if not genocide. In order to form this inbred bastard child of /n/ the userbase had to add [[Stormfront]], remove any semblance of facts and statistics and replace them with flamewars, HAPPENING, and [[implying implications]].


You would think that pseudo-intellectual debates about a loose understanding of [[libertarianism]] and [[communism]] in the way only [[Neckbeard|neckbeareded]] [[basement-dwellers]] can present it would be humorous. In fact, you'd think flamewars between wannabe [[skinheads|neo-nazi boneheads]] and [[Aspie]] [[hipsters]] about the role of government in American society couldn't possibly be anything less than hysterical. Under normal circumstances, it probably would be. However, studies have shown that any exposure to /pol/, even in moderation, lowers the IQ by at least ten points for every second spent looking through a thread.
You would think that pseudo-intellectual debates about a loose understanding of [[Socialism]] and [[communism]] in the way only [[neckbeard]]ed [[basement-dwellers]] can present it would be humorous. In fact, you'd think flamewars between wannabe [[skinheads|neo-nazi boneheads]] and [[Aspie]] [[hipsters]] about the role of government in American society couldn't possibly be anything less than hysterical. Under normal circumstances, it probably would be. However, studies have shown that any exposure to /pol/, even in moderation, lowers the IQ by at least ten points for every second spent looking through a thread.


== Doom Paul ==
==How arguments are won on /pol/==
[[File:Shill Card.jpg|thumb|right|muh shills]]
[[File:AltRightSJWs.jpg|thumb|They're totally not the same, guise!]]


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Disclaimer: If you are arguing with people on the internet, you might as well douse yourself in gasoline and set yourself on fire. Go run for office if [[Unrealistic Expectations|you want to make a difference in real life]] rather than sitting all day on the computer jerking off to white men being cuckolded by large black dicks ramming tight white pussies.
[[Image:Libertarianism.jpg|thumb|right|350px|This is what Randroid /pol/sters actually believe.]]


'''Doom Paul''' or '''Apocalyptic Paul''' is a meme that features [[Ron Paul]], it originated on 4chan's /new/ board in 2009.
Got butthurt because someone insulted Trump? Feel like you are losing your mind? Just call the other guy a shill! This instantly invalidates your opponent's argument and keeps the battle to MAGA alive. /pol/ is always right, you see; so objectively correct about everything, that the only reason anyone could possibly express any sort of dissenting opinion is that they are being paid by David Brock and George Soros to argue with them on an anime imageboard. Begging the question, of course, as to where we send our resumes, considering we've been doing it [[He does it for free|for free]] this entire time.
The meme pokes fun at Ron Paul supporters who claimed "it's over" and "all was lost" when their candidate failed to secure his party's nomination during the 2008 Republican primaries.
These and similar phrases are associated with image macros of the libertarian.
Doom Paul is the only meme that originated from /new/, which moot later closed due to concerns of racism.
The meme regained its popularity when /new/ was succeeded by /pol/.
During the 2012 presidential elections, "it's happening" was a catchphrase used to poke fun at the imminent apocalypse predicted by Ron Paul supporters if he wasn't elected as President.
Threads specifically dedicated to Doom Paul tend to last well into the next day, often being catalysts for a shitton of OC; or a bunch of shit OC alternatively.


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Eventually, they'll start screaming about a persecution complex that eclipses that of actual Jews and crying to the mods about how they're being 'raided' because someone dared to disagree with them. If that sounds familiar, it should: [[Truth|It's the exact same shit]] that [[SJW]]s do, proving that they really are two sides of the same coin. If you've never actually seen an SJW and a /pol/ack go at it, just imagine two cripples hitting each other with fluorescent lights while wearing ball gags. It just has to be seen to be believed.


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== Doom Paul ==
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[[Image:Libertarianism.jpg|thumb|350px|This is what Randroid /pol/sters actually believe.]]


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'''Doom Paul''' or '''Apocalyptic Paul''' is a meme that features [[Ron Paul]], it originated on 4chan's /new/ board in 2009. The meme pokes fun at Ron Paul supporters who claimed "it's over" and "all was lost" when their candidate failed to secure his party's nomination during the 2008 Republican primaries.
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These and similar phrases are associated with image macros of the libertarian. Doom Paul is the only meme that originated from /new/, which moot later closed due to concerns of racism. The meme regained its popularity when /new/ was succeeded by /pol/. During the 2012 presidential elections, "it's happening" was a catchphrase used to poke fun at the imminent apocalypse predicted by Ron Paul supporters if he wasn't elected as President. Threads specifically dedicated to Doom Paul tend to last well into the next day, often being catalysts for a shitton of OC; or a bunch of shit OC alternatively.


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== Surefire Ways to Troll /pol/ ==
== Surefire Ways to Troll /pol/ ==
 
[[Image:Pol9millionGET.png|thumb|200px|... or just tell them to [[Privilege Olympics|check their privilege.]]]]
[[Image:Pol9millionGET.png|thumb|right|200px|... or just tell them to [[Privilege Olympics|check their privilege.]]]]
[[Image:Backtopol.png|thumb|200px|The appropriate dismissal of /pol/tards from anywhere else]]
[[Image:Backtopol.png|thumb|right|200px|The appropriate dismissal of /pol/tards from anywhere else]]
[[Image:Stormweenie.jpg|thumb|[[SRS|Stormweenie]] in his natural habitat.]]
[[Image:Stormweenie.jpg|thumb|right|[[SRS|Stormweenie]] in his natural habitat.]]
[[Image:Pol visits the outside world.gif|thumb|/pol/ visits the outside world.]]
[[Image:Pol visits the outside world.gif|thumb|right|/pol/ visits the outside world.]]


/pol/ is up there with /v/ and /q/ when it comes to ease-of-trolling. As any opinions that don't subscribe to geriatric conservatism are assumed to be the works of SRS shills, it's important that reddit-like comics are placed in any thread.
/pol/ is up there with /v/ and /q/ when it comes to ease-of-trolling. As any opinions that don't subscribe to geriatric conservatism are assumed to be the works of SRS shills, it's important that reddit-like comics are placed in any thread.


* Mention ANYTHING positive or negative about [[Obama]]. Anything at all. Instant flamewar.
*'''{{archive|cbhfC|Post about Italians not being white}}'''
* Point out that the [[Jews|establishment GOP]] hates [[Ron Paul]] and will thus never, ever be nominated.
*Mention ANYTHING positive or negative about [[Obama]]. Anything at all. Instant flamewar.
* Bash Ron Paul for being a [[creationist]] or an [[Pussy|isolationist]]. Actually, bash Ron Paul about anything.
*Point out that the [[Jews|establishment GOP]] hates [[Ron Paul]] and will thus never, ever be nominated.
* Point out that [[Ayn Rand]] [[Hypocrite|died while living off of]] [[Welfare|social security and medicare.]]
*Bash Ron Paul for being a [[creationist]] or an [[Pussy|isolationist]]. Actually, bash Ron Paul about anything.
* Support any [[Republican|GOP]] candidate besides Ron Paul. Double points if it's [[Mitt Romney]].
*Point out that [[Ayn Rand]] [[Hypocrite|died while living off of]] [[Welfare|social security and medicare.]]
* Make a thread full of pseudo-intellectual dismissals of religion. Double points if you use [[TheAmazingAtheist]] as your source.
*Support any [[Republican|GOP]] candidate besides Ron Paul. Double points if it's [[Mitt Romney]] or [[Donald Trump]].
* State that libertarians aren't conservatives because they don't care about [[Gay marriage|social issues]]. Then call everyone who disagrees with you a [[communist]].  
*Make any thread about religion. Especially if you say anything good about [[Islam]].
* <s>State that race is not a social construct. Watch all the multiculturalists resort to [[Racist|DAS RACIS!!!]]</s> Multiculturalists have successfully been driven out of /pol/.
*Be a [[Sand Nigger]]. That's it. Literally. Then record the many instances where /pol/acks scream "TERRORIST" "BURKA" "SHARIA" "IMMIGRATION" "ANGELA MERKEL" "RAPE" "SWEDEN" "CHARLIE HEBDO" and/or "REMOVE KEBAB"
* Make a thread bashing [[Communism]] and watch the commies semantically use the state as a cop out.  
*State that libertarians aren't conservatives because they don't care about [[Gay marriage|social issues]]. Then call everyone who disagrees with you a [[communist]].  
* Mention the broken promises of [[Obama]].
*<s>State that race is not a social construct. Watch all the multiculturalists resort to [[Racist|DAS RACIS!!!]]</s> Multiculturalists have successfully been driven out of /pol/.
* Say that there is no invisible hand of the market. Stormfronters tend to go for the bait rather quickly.
*Make a thread bashing [[Communism]] and watch the commies semantically use the state as a cop out.  
* State that white people are the cause of all the problems in the world. Then state that all white people are racist. Bonus points if you argue that [[Socrates]] was [[aboriginal]].
*Mention the broken promises of [[Obama]].
* Say that Argentinans are white.
*Say that there is no invisible hand of the market. Stormfronters tend to go for the bait rather quickly.
* Remind them [[Dorner]] was black.
*State that white people are the cause of all the problems in the world. Then state that all white people are racist. Bonus points if you argue that [[Socrates]] was [[aboriginal]].
* Pretend to be a [[Shit_Reddit_Says|feminist]].
*Say that Argentines are white.
* Call them shitlords or [[Media:4chan pol weenie spam by sequoia mcdowell.jpg|weenies]].
*Say anything good about [[Niggers|Black People]].
* Ask why it's a big deal if the [[Snowden|NSA spies on us]]
*Inform them that [[Russia|Ukrainians]] are in fact NOT white. (In which case they will call you a Jewish anti-white D&C baiter and proceed to post cherrypicked images of blonde [[Russian]] adult models in the thread)
* Call Ron Paul or Rand Paul Jewish.
*Remind them [[Dorner]] was black.
* Post porn. (NIGGER BONUS: If you are black and dating a white girl, post a picture of her sucking your dick.) Then count the number of times someone u ses the word "degeneracy".
*Pretend to be a [[Shit_Reddit_Says|feminist]]. Just mention ANYTHING good about Feminism.
* State that anyone who is part of the MRA needs to grow a pair.
*Call them [[shitlords]] or [[Media:4chan pol weenie spam by sequoia mcdowell.jpg|weenies]].
* State that being white isn't much use when you are a neckbeard.
*Ask why it's a big deal if the [[Snowden|NSA spies on us]]
* Post pictures of aborted fetuses with the text THIS IS NOT A HUMAN BEING
*Call Ron Paul or Rand Paul Jewish.
* Post pro gun-control topics with the word '''weenie''' to refer to anyone against gun control.
*Post porn. (NIGGER BONUS: If you are black and dating a white girl, post a picture of her sucking your dick.) Then count the number of times someone u ses the word "degeneracy".
* Ask them why they hate racemixing, yet also claim white people are superior because they're a mix of Homo sapiens and Neanderthals.
*State that anyone who is part of the MRA needs to grow a pair.
*State that being white isn't much use when you are a neckbeard.
*Post pictures of aborted fetuses with the text THIS IS NOT A HUMAN BEING
*Tell them that Trump and Hillary are two sides of the same coin.
*Post pro gun-control topics with the word '''weenie''' to refer to anyone against gun control.
*Ask them why they hate racemixing, yet also claim white people are superior because they're a mix of Homo sapiens and Neanderthals.
*State [[the current year]].
*Remind them that [[Brexit]] was a failure because [[Douche|Nigel Farage]] was nothing but a troll who quit politics immediately after the referendum, meaning that Brits now have to deal with rising prices from EU imports AND the collapse of the Pound and the prospect of Scotland rebellion. And to add insult to injury, London still has a Muslim mayor.
*Post anything negative about [[Trump]] and watch as [[over 9000]] pissed /pol/acks call you a "Cuckservative"
*Tell them that [[Hillary Clinton]] is your [[Waifu]], that [[BDSM|you enjoy being raped by her in a strap on]] and that she has more [[Whore|political experience]] than [[Manchild|Trump]] will ever have. Then count the many times somebody mentions the words "E-mail" "Benghazi" "Corrupt" "War Criminal" "Crooked Killary" and "BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST PEDOPHILE".


== WHY IS THIS SHIT BACK!? ==
== WHY IS THIS SHIT BACK!? ==
 
[[File:Pol sweating socialism.jpg|thumb|right]]
Actually, nobody knows. Following the second death of [[N|/new/]], [[moot]] gave the reason for its deletion as the board having devolved into [[Stormfront|/stormfront/]] again, and having said that if this happened after it was remade, it was going to be deleted. Despite it simply being a case of moot actually being a man of his word for once in his faggoty life, moot gave into pressure, and not only remade /new/, but basically encouraged the third coming of /stormfront/ simply by naming the board "politically correct," proving once and for all that moot himself is [[the cancer|the cancer that is killing /b/]].
Actually, nobody knows. Following the second death of [[N|/new/]], [[moot]] gave the reason for its deletion as the board having devolved into [[Stormfront|/stormfront/]] again, and having said that if this happened after it was remade, it was going to be deleted. Despite it simply being a case of moot actually being a man of his word for once in his faggoty life, moot gave into pressure, and not only remade /new/, but basically encouraged the third coming of /stormfront/ simply by naming the board "politically correct," proving once and for all that moot himself is [[the cancer|the cancer that is killing /b/]].


As the new /pol/ is also a sex dungeon full of [[Nazi|butthurt no life white trash who believe that having blue eyes and an inferiority complex somehow makes you superior]] posting threads bashing everyone that is not a white christian with [[Conservatism|strong traditional values]] and a hatred of [[niggers]], [[jews]] and anything else in between because ZIONIST MEDIA JIDF LOL!!!!11. Frequenters of /pol/ call themselves /pol/acks even though [[Internets|everyone else]] calls them /pol/tards due to the [[Fact|stereotype]] that the average /pol/ poster has the IQ of a down's syndrome rock. It is indeed obscure why mootykins decided to bring the board back, however it is safe to assume that it is simply a containment board to keep the fucktarded neckbeards that frequent /pol/ out of the rest of 4chan, as the site is befouled enough by [[b/|people with similar quirks.]]
As the new /pol/ is also a sex dungeon full of [[Nazi|butthurt no life white trash who believe that having blue eyes and an inferiority complex somehow makes you superior]] posting threads bashing everyone that is not a white christian with [[Conservatism|strong traditional values]] and a hatred of [[niggers]], [[jews]] and anything else in between because ZIONIST MEDIA JIDF LOL!!!!11. Frequenters of /pol/ call themselves /pol/acks even though [[Internets|everyone else]] calls them /pol/tards due to the [[Fact|stereotype]] that the average /pol/ poster has the IQ of a down's syndrome rock. It is indeed obscure why mootykins decided to bring the board back, however it is safe to assume that it is simply a containment board to keep the fucktarded neckbeards that frequent /pol/ out of the rest of 4chan, as the site is befouled enough by [[b/|people with similar quirks]].


== Anonymous declares war on /pol/ ==
== Anonymous declares war on /pol/ ==
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==Media==
== /pol/ Harbor - AKA "The Great Exodus", "Rome is burning", "The A/pol/calypse", and "Et Tu, Moot?" ==
 
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== /pol/ Harbor&mdash;a.k.a. "The Great Exodus", "Rome is burning", "The A/pol/calypse", and "Et Tu, Moot?" ==
 
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On the 7th of December, 2014, Ben "Zyklon-B" Garrison threatened Moot with a lawsuit unless he took down /pol/. Since [[Bullshit|"the CEO of Troll, Inc."]] who was now an official [[SJW]], couldn't take the problematic /pol/ anymore, so he purged it. First by deleting the capcha and letting in waves of [[/b/tards]], [[furries]], [[8chan|autists]], /a/ and /lgbt/. He then proceeded to replace words that users typed such as "/b/" and "nigger" with "tumblr" and "cracker" respectively. [[Marquee|Marquees]] displaying [trigger warning] show up on all posts, [[Wordfilter|wordfilters]] are abundant, and the board has the title "The 8 steps of cuckolding" with subtitle ">she does it for fun". /pol/acks from all over were chased out of their home, after unsuccessfully trying to take over /s4s/ ([[Retard|because you can totally take over a board dedicated to nothing but memespam and mindless shitposting]]) they had no option but to retreat to [[8chan|their backup hugbox run by that midget on a wheelchair]].
On the 7th of December, 2014, Ben "Zyklon-B" Garrison threatened Moot with a lawsuit unless he took down /pol/. Since [[Bullshit|"the CEO of Troll, Inc."]] who was now an official [[SJW]], couldn't take the problematic /pol/ anymore, so he purged it. First by deleting the capcha and letting in waves of [[/b/tards]], [[furries]], [[8chan|autists]], /a/ and /lgbt/. He then proceeded to replace words that users typed such as "/b/" and "nigger" with "tumblr" and "cracker" respectively. [[Marquee|Marquees]] displaying [trigger warning] show up on all posts, [[Wordfilter|wordfilters]] are abundant, and the board has the title "The 8 steps of cuckolding" with subtitle ">she does it for fun". /pol/acks from all over were chased out of their home, after unsuccessfully trying to take over /s4s/ ([[Retard|because you can totally take over a board dedicated to nothing but memespam and mindless shitposting]]) they had no option but to retreat to [[8chan|their backup hugbox run by that midget on a wheelchair]].


And nothing of value was lost.
And nothing of value was lost.


== The ResistanceResistance ==
== The ResistanceResistance ==
Although while the rest of /pol/ burnt, one subgroup of /pol/ demonstrated that you can be just as [[autistic]] about nationalism as you can about [[sonic]]. This subgroup was the well hated general, [[brit]]/pol/, known commonly on /pol/ for just being a [[tripfag]] circlejerk. They continued to let their [[autistic]] nationalism guide them through the storm.


Although whilst the rest of /pol/ burnt, one subgroup of /pol/ demonstrated that you can be just as [[autistic]] about nationalism as you can about [[sonic]]. This subgroup was the well hated general, [[brit]]/pol/, known commonly on /pol/ for just being a [[tripfag]] circlejerk. They continued to let their [[autistic]] nationalism guide them through the storm.
[[Image:The_Battle_of_Britpol.png|300px|right]]
 
 
[[Image:The_Battle_of_Britpol.png|300|right]]


Without any sense of irony they adopted an [[IRA]] song as a chant.
Without any sense of irony they adopted an [[IRA]] song as a chant.


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''I was posting on a 4ch@n thread where the sj.w drums did beat,
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''And the loving autist feet walked all over us'';
I was posting on a 4ch@n thread where the SJW drums did beat,
''And every single night, when me OP would come home tight'',
And the loving autist feet walked all over us;
''He'd invite the posters outside with this chorus:''
And every single night, when me OP would come home tight,
He'd invite the posters outside with this chorus:


''Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls'';
Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;
''Come out and fight me like a man'';
Come out and fight me like a man;
''Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n'';
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;
''Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away''
Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away
''From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.''
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.


''Come, tell us how you spammed''
Come, tell us how you spammed
''Them ol' libertarians two by two'';
Them ol' libertarians two by two;
''Like the volkish, they had pictures and original content'';
Like the volkish, they had pictures and original content;
''How you bravely faced each one'',
How you bravely faced each one,
''With your stolen spambot'',
With your stolen spambot,
''And you frightened them polack natives to their marrow.''
And you frightened them polack natives to their marrow.


''Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls'';
Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;
''Come out and fight me like a man'';
Come out and fight me like a man;
''Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n'';
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;
''Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away''
Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away
''From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.''
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.


''Come, let us hear you tell''
Come, let us hear you tell
''How you slandered great Nigel'',
How you slandered great Nigel,
''When you thought him well and truly persecuted'',
When you thought him well and truly persecuted,
''Where are the sneers and jeers''
Where are the sneers and jeers
''That you bravely let us hear'',
That you bravely let us hear,
''When our heroes of the 4th were executed.''
When our heroes of the 4th were executed.


''Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;''
Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;
''Come out and fight me like a man'';
Come out and fight me like a man;
''Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n'';
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;
''Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away''
Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away
''From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.''
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.


''Ah, the time is coming fast''
Ah, the time is coming fast
''And I think them days are near'',
And I think them days are near,
''When each s.hitposter shod in heel will run before us'';
When each s.hitposter shod in heel will run before us;
''And, if there be a need'',
And, if there be a need,
''Then our kids will say "Godspeed!",''
Then our kids will say "Godspeed!",
''With a verse or two of singing this fine chorus.''
With a verse or two of singing this fine chorus.


''Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;''
Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls;
''Come out and fight me like a man;''
Come out and fight me like a man;
''Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;''
Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n;
''Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away''
Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away
''From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.''
From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.
</I>


== Liberation ==
[[Image:Wehrmact marching into Paris.jpg|550|center]]


== Liberation ==
As of 11:45 CST, the whore that cackled about cuck as /pol/acks tried to browse their board has been taken down. Although there are still trigger warnings, shitposting, no CAPTCHA, and word changing, /pol/acks have claimed a decisive victory of resistance against moot and his army of femnazi negroid jews.


[[Image:Wehrmact marching into Paris.jpg|550|center]]
== [[8chan]] /pol/ Hotpockets controversy ==
The Board Owner 'of 8ch /pol/ is a [[Christian|Christcuck]] and the Board Volunteer '''Imkampfy/therealmoonman''' is a COINTELPRO agent who frequently spams images of Rachel Maddow which has caused much controversy on 8chan
[[File:Im_kampfy.jpg|thumb|right| A leaked Photo of [[faggot|learningcode]]]]


As of 11:45 CST, the whore that cackled about cuck as /pol/acks tried to browse their board has been taken down. Although there are still trigger warnings, shitposting, no CAPCHA, and word changing, /pol/acks have claimed a decisive victory of resistance against moot and his army of femnazi negroid jews.
==Syria General==
A sub-forum in the /pol/ community, Syria General, is made up of dedicated investigative autists who track down US-funded terrorists in Syria and work to get the terrorists put down. Their actions have '''{{archive|FNKeL|attracted the attention}}''' of the news. Full of namefags and turkroaches.  


== Gallery ==
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== Videos ==
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== Galleries ==
===General===
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File:AtlastIsee.jpg|This is how /pol/ sees itself.
File:AtlastIsee.jpg|This is how /pol/ sees itself.
File:YouGoyim.jpg|The second most common image macro on /pol/.
File:POL is gay.jpg|Everyone who uses /pol/ is in the closet. It's a fact.
File:Ron paul countertroll.png|Paultards spam this image when someone disses their savior.
File:Ron paul countertroll.png|Paultards spam this image when someone disses their savior.
File:OnlyReasonPol.png|This thread got [[At least 100|over one hundred]] replies. Trolling /pol/ is [[srsly|THAT easy.]]
File:OnlyReasonPol.png|This thread got [[At least 100|over one hundred]] replies. Trolling /pol/ is [[srsly|THAT easy.]]
File:POL FBI REVELATION.jpg|The FBI Anon's story of 2016
File:Castroisdead.png|Fuck leftists
File:Polcomix88.jpg
File:Polevilfagjew.jpg
File:Mallcopracewar.jpg|RACE WAR NOW
File:Polvsfags.jpg
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File:POL Jew Userr.jpg|I wonder who could behind this post...
File:POL Aussie.jpg
File:POL is NonWhite.jpg
File:Varg Vikernes.jpg
File:POL Happening vs Normies.png
File:Trump Stares at POL.jpg|Trump gets his daily news from /pol/
File:Wewuzaryens.png
File:POL Norweigien.jpg
File:4chan pol are cucks.png
File:YouGoyim.jpg|The second most common image macro on /pol/.
File:Pauliticallyincorrect.jpg|They wish.
File:Pauliticallyincorrect.jpg|They wish.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:The Hebrew of Subversion.png
File:Pol OC volunteering school.jpg|An anon volunteered at a school full of niggers. Here's his story.
File:Pol faggot pushed back to pool.jpg|Some fag TRS shill gets BTFO
File:Pol learning history.jpg|A pollack reflects on history
File:Pol califag laws.png|A /pol/lack in commiefornia projects his misery there based on the laws
File:Pol losing a debate.jpg|A pollack loses a debate
File:Filename.png
File:Pol RW Deport squad.png|RIGHT WING DEPORTATION SQUAD!
File:Pol pajeet here.png|An indian shows how to pick up indian chicks
File:Pol burger iz ok.jpg|Canadian projects
File:Spainposter.png|Spanish posters
File:Question the hoax.png|Welcome to /pol/
File:Pol guide for finding bitches.png|Chad /pol/lack's mating guide
File:Pol california diff nations.png|Trump vs Califags
File:Pol User Pissed.gif|How a typical /pol/lack professionally and politely debates someone who disagrees with him politically.
File:NU POL faggot.png
File:Waramerican.jpg
File:RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS Jin Roh.jpg
File:DAS RITE drawing.jpg
File:POL 911 Boomerang.jpg
File:POL Arab Behind.jpg
File:POL Canada Rake.jpg
File:POL Civic Nationalism.jpg
File:POL Detroit.jpg
File:POL Experiencee.jpg
File:POL Factual Falcon.jpg
File:POL FDR is Hitler.jpg
File:POL National Socialists.jpg
File:POL Presidentdent.jpg
File:POL Redpill Fellatio.jpg
File:POL User Waifu.jpg
File:POL Western Africanization.jpg
File:POL Hitler Rise.png
File:POL user Evolution.jpg
File:TFW youre hitler.jpg
File:Trump Buddhist.jpg
File:POL Alex Jones Browses Pol.png
File:POL Antifaggz.png
File:POL COMMUNISTS ARENT PEOPLE.png
File:POL Fight In Vain Axis.png
File:POL Intel Spyrware.png
File:POL Kekistan Atheist.png
File:POL Thot Patrol 2049.png
File:POL Ultimate Redpill.png
File:POL WW2 Praise Kek.png
File:USA France BFF.jpg
File:Americunt Average 2017.png
File:Americunt Come And Take It.png
File:Americunt Pepsiman.png
File:Americunt Ugly.png
File:Murka is Wite.png
File:Americunt POL Mongrol.jpg
File:POL Australian Poster Crawl.jpg
File:Typical Redpill PUA Alt Righter.jpg
File:Cock comparison.jpg|Why /pol/ is fixated on niggers so much
File:Pol vs Islam.jpg|/pol/lacks hate on mudslimes, yet enjoy several [[homosexuality|similarities]] with them.
File:Types of Racism.jpg
File:Pol and NuPol.jpg
File:Pol magahats.png|MAGA hats get featured in a berlin holohoax museum
File:Pol serb here.jpg|Serbian's story
File:Pol irl.jpg|Pol IRL
File:Pol opinion of MLK.png|MLK = NIG
File:Negro Disapproves Of Your Faggotry.png|Negro Disapproves Of Your Faggotry
File:Pol marriage mfw.jpg|Marriage is gay
File:Pol jewish tactics.png|How jewish tactics work
File:Porn for white men.png|Porn for white men undermines feminism?
File:Pol mystery jude.png|Der ewige mystery jude
File:Pol holohoax lets do the math.jpg|Pol does math to disprove the holocaust
File:Pol trump gains 15133 votes.png|After the 2016 election recount, leftists get BTFO kek
File:Vaginaljoo.jpg|The Vaginal Jew
File:My political compass.jpg|Hitler Detected
File:Pol cartoon convey.png|What was this cartoon trying to convey?
File:Pol israelibro.jpg|The story of an israeli soldier fed up with his evil empire. RIP ;~;
File:AveragePolThread.jpg|[[Typical]] /pol/ sticky.
File:AveragePolThread.jpg|[[Typical]] /pol/ sticky.
File:Regulations.jpg|[[Implying implications]]
File:Regulations.jpg|[[Implying implications]]
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File:Polduringelections.png|[[Americunts]]
File:Polduringelections.png|[[Americunts]]
File:Ronpaultard.png|[[This is why we can't have nice things|Why intelligent debates don't happen on /pol/]].
File:Ronpaultard.png|[[This is why we can't have nice things|Why intelligent debates don't happen on /pol/]].
File:That Shadow.jpg|The nose. It knows.
File:Poltrumps.jpg
File:America VS Anglo Nations.png
File:How do you Challenge White Supremacy.jpg|/pol/ IRL trollin
File:Imageboard superpower.png
File:They offered u da world bitch.png
File:Britball pol tldr.png
File:Pol commenters by location.png|Pol commenters by country
File:Redpilled so quick these days.jpg
File:America Hypocrite Comic POL.png
File:POL meetup IRL NYC.jpg|those evil nazi white supremacists from /pol/ organizes an IRL meetup in New York City. Here's the result.
File:POL quick rundown.gif
File:Why do girls suddenyl become super strong.jpg
File:NSAisSPYINGonYou.jpg
File:POLroom.png|A /pol/lack in his natural habitat
File:Nazi Sheep.jpg
File:Polcrusador.jpg
File:NSAisspyingonuagain.gif
File:POLnigga.png
File:POLmeme.jpg
File:Europe Vs USA Fellatio.jpg
File:Pepeartist.png
File:MikePence.png
File:Pol korea schedule.png|Jap vs Korean
File:POL Slide Threads.png|How to identify a slide thread
File:POL Moonman IRL.jpg|A /pol/lack cosplays as [[Moon Man]]
File:POL German Autism.png
File:POL Anglo Room.jpg
File:POL Scheming Leaders.png
File:POL Nazi Jew Comic.jpg
File:POL AZN Racemixing 1.png|Don't spice the rice!
File:POL AZN Racemixing 2.png|Don't race mix!
File:POL Centrist Comic.jpg|Centrists
File:POL MGTOW Comics.png|MGTOW
File:Confederatepol.png
File:Britssuck4cpol.jpg
File:Poljebbush.jpg
File:WW3 In Syria Explained.png
File:Pol pepe meme reversion.png
File:B lack of activ.png
File:Julius Caesar Assassinated.png
File:KKK Comic 4chan.png
File:Federal Reserve Stretch.png
File:Gender War Bias.png
File:POL Fedora IRL.jpg
File:POL LGBT Comic.jpg
File:POL Im A jew.png
File:Vote Jew Burger.jpg
File:POL Centrist goy.jpg
File:Pol Fascist balls.jpg
File:Pol Not White Threads.png
File:Antifa Beach Fun 1.jpg
File:Antifa Beach Fun 2.jpg
File:Antifa Beach Fun 3.jpg
File:When the pope doesnt call you for the crusade.png
File:Poster Identified As Kike Shill.jpg
File:CIA visits pol.jpg
File:Pol quite a ride.png
File:Pol teach for america.png
File:Pol complete entity.jpg
File:Pol be fbi.png
File:Pol pewdiepie before after.png
File:Pol hp.png
File:Heads up JIDF.jpg
File:David duke spreads pol.png
File:Pol brother kenyan.png
File:Pol good sleep negro.png
File:Pol crashing pepe.png
File:Pol nothing is beyond our reach.png
File:Pol american airports.png
File:Pols jewjewjew.jpg
File:Pol if blacks left africa.jpg
File:Pol russian visits south africa.jpg
File:Pol be fbi flight plan.png
File:PoliticsSummed.jpg
File:NeoFascismVSSJW.png
File:Richard Spencer pol.jpg
File:POLinception.png
File:WhatBeingAWomanIsLike.png|What being a woman is like
File:Essence Of Anon.png
File:Here Comes The Americans.png
File:Deletdis.png
File:POLbenadryl.png
File:POLjebl.png
File:Altrightvspol.png
File:Polsumblaktxt.png
File:Germanredpills.png
File:PolUKsum.png
File:Polfdjksfhdjk.jpg
File:POLbedd.jpg
File:Fuckchina.png|Fuck china
File:Deplorabledweller.jpg
File:TrumpIsOnPol.png|[[Trump]] is one of us!
File:GooglesSkypesUglySights.jpg
File:TrumpPartOfThePlanPOL.jpg
File:4chor8chpolshitme85855.png|Shit bernie maymay
File:4chor8chpolusalele.png|Middle East engine
File:4chor8chpolbeforeafterpol2282882732332.jpg|Before and after pol
File:Cruzbatmancomic.jpg|Cruzman
File:4chor8chpol90sfather.jpg|FBI honeypot story
File:Yepdasjuden.jpg|Yes, that is a jew.
File:4chor8chpolshitcomis.png|Shit comic
File:Lolnaziflag.png|Guy from 4chan's Pol makes the news
File:4chor8chpolscoobydoo.jpg|OP unmasked
File:4chor8chpoljewsandjaps.png|Jews vs Japs
File:4chor8chpolbeforepol83833.png|Before and After Pol
File:4chor8chpolshittttcomic.jpg|Another shitty meme
File:4chor8chpolmiddleeastpolitics.jpg|Middle East accurately summarized according to /pol/
File:4chor8chpolpolvsworld.png|Pollacks vs the world
File:4chor8chpoljeeessusss.jpg|Jesus visiting you..
File:4chor8chpolhistorylesson.png|History Lesson
File:HideTrumpfagPosts.jpg|Hide their dumbass posts
File:4chor8chpolfatfuckamericans.jpg|USA according to pol
File:4chor8chpoldasjudeee.png|Gov't acc. to stormfags and pollacks
File:Absolutelysubversive.png|Correct the record
File:4chor8chpolzimmermanmoralitychart.png|Morality chart
File:4chor8chpolwomenshit.png|Why are women shit?
File:4chanpolshit.png
File:Trumpwillwin8ch.png
File:BeforepolafterpolISIS.jpg
File:4chor8chpolburgerbitch.jpg|burger body
File:4chor8chpolcrusaderman.png|Crusades = based
File:4chor8chpolstarwarssss.jpg|You Killed Me..
File:4chor8chpolantercomic.png|Romaov yokes smdh
File:4chor8chpolislamdidyouknow.jpeg|Islam DYK
File:4chor8chpoltrudeocuck.jpg|cuck
File:4chor8chpolniggercomic.jpg|niggers explained
File:4chor8chpolplanets.jpg|Truth about aliens
File:4chor8chpolthinkjacobthink.jpg|Jews hard at work
File:4chor8chpollacksatpartys.jpg|pollacks at a party
File:4chor8chpollacksexplained.jpg|99% of pollacks lives
File:4chor8chpoldisgustmeormyson.jpg|cuckouts
File:4chor8chpolshittynormiecomic3.png|another gay meme
File:4chor8chpol20japsforthis.jpg|Your granddad
File:4chor8chpolhitleritstime.jpg|Hitler's time has come
File:4chor8chpolchristfight.jpg|Fedora vs fatass
File:4chor8chpolgommies.png|Gommies
File:4chor8chpolshittynormiecomic2.png|Another shitty meme
File:4chor8chpolcrusades.jpg|Crusades tldr'd
File:4chor8chpolshittymeme2016.jpg|Shitty meme for normies
File:4chor8chpolfedoramarxist.jpg|Marxist fedorafag
File:4chor8chpolnazicook.png|Put them in the oven.
File:4chor8chpolniggersnigging.png|Dindu
File:4chor8chpoljewfinance.jpg|Guide to Earning Shekels
File:4chor8chpolnormieschartcomix.jpg|Whites summed up
File:4chor8chpolwomen.jpg|Women tldr'd
File:4chor8chpolcrabby.jpg|Hillary is a lying bitch
File:4chor8chpoljewhistory.png|Kike expulsion
File:RedditfagsvsPOL.png
File:Redorbluepillanon.jpeg
File:FBIrat.jpg|An FBI rat in the process of posting on 8ch pol.
File:Pol2millionget.png|Two million GET is a Heil [[Hitler]] thread, go figure.
File:Pol2millionget.png|Two million GET is a Heil [[Hitler]] thread, go figure.
File:PolApril2012.png|/pol/ circa April 1st of [[2012]].
File:PolApril2012.png|/pol/ circa April 1st of [[2012]].
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File:White upper class liberal.jpg|A typical liberal by /pol/
File:White upper class liberal.jpg|A typical liberal by /pol/
File:PolackWhoCriedHappening.jpg|/pol/: The Novel
File:PolackWhoCriedHappening.jpg|/pol/: The Novel
File:Beforeafterpollol.jpg
Image:Pol ron paul its happening.gif
File:Europvsamerik.jpg
File:8chpoltroll.png|8ch Pol's hoax makes the news
File:POLgutteroftheinternet.png
File:Behindthispost.png
File:Brazilthreads.jpg
File:MevlutCheckem.png
File:MevlutBeforeAfterPol.jpg
File:Beforepolafterpol121.jpg
File:UNPLUGFROMTHEMATRIX.png
File:Beforepolafterpol31.png
File:Fedorahonestychan.jpg
File:Whypoliswinning.png
File:POLrightyetagain.jpg
File:Bluepillgoyim.gif
File:Pol evolution of users.jpg|The evolution of a pol user
File:Pol canadians powerful race.jpg|Canadians: the most powerful race?
File:Pol reply to a fucking leaf.png|Don't reply to canadians.
File:Pol resist the leaf.png|And resist those faggots
File:Pol romans homosexuality.png|A pollack describes the homosexuality of Roman culture.
File:Facebook faggot discovers pol.png|A fag from Facebook discovers pol
File:Pol your problem.png|Screencapped. :3
File:Rainbow flag dead fags.png|Americans petition for a rainbow flag
File:Right Wing Normal Left wing Pol.jpg|/pol/ chart vs normies etc
File:Nazi babbyy.png|a /pol/lack's baby
File:Pol car.jpg|and his car
File:Mass shooting pol.jpg|After a mass shooting, many flock to /pol/ for the real news
File:Its redpill time.png|A /pol/lack, moments before inducing abuse upon his child
File:Pro life trolley.jpg
File:4chan ignore you.gif
File:This country will defeat this country in ww3.png
File:The Leaf Behind Every Post.jpg
File:Nu-pol.png
File:Nations by terrorism threat.jpg
File:POLb4aft43dsfjdskg.jpg
File:POLjewputin.png
File:4chanpollack.png
File:POLst0bbit.png
File:Fbivs8ch.jpg
File:Ssssspol.png
File:Questionauthority.jpg
File:Pol cuck thread poster.png|Strawman Steve and black dicks are used to make a point.
File:Pol cuck thread poster.png|Strawman Steve and black dicks are used to make a point.
File:Strawman steve explotable.jpg|Use these to troll
File:Strawman steve explotable.jpg|Use these to troll
File:JIDF wakes up to shill on pol.gif|JIDF wakes up to shill on /pol/
File:JIDF wakes up to shill on pol.gif|JIDF wakes up to shill on /pol/
File:Jew is OK.png|Guess again
File:Jew is OK.png|Guess again
File:Storm.four.chan.png|/pol/ in a nutshell
File:Aprils Fools Day 4chan.jpg
File:Pol and Furries Unite.png
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===Before & After /pol/===
{{cg|Before /pol/ ; After /pol/|B4A4POL|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Before pol after pol.jpg
File:4chor8chpolbeforepolafterpol228.png|Before and After Pol
File:Before during and after pol.jpg
File:4chor8chpolbeforepolafterpol1111.jpg|Before and After /pol/
File:HarryPOL.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
rest go here faggot
File:Beforepolafterpol11.png
File:4chor8chpolbeforeandafterpol222.jpg|Before / after
File:Before Pol After Pol JonTron.jpg
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}
 
===What to do when /pol/ leaves their Containment Board===
 
Sometimes a /pol/lack will venture out of his safe space as decreed by moot and he needs to be reminded to fuck right off back there.
 
{{cg|Fuck off retard|FOR381|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Back to Pol Cap America.jpg
File:Back to Pol Future Edition.jpg
File:Back to Pol Global Rule.jpg
File:Pol out of his zone.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:hello.jpg
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}


== See Also ==
== See Also ==


[[Image:Chan pols.jpg|350px|right]]
*[[n/|/n/]] &ndash; /pol/ 1.0 and 2.0
 
*[[k/|/k/]] &ndash; The reason you never see any gun-toting rednecks on /pol/.
* [[n/|/n/]] &ndash; /pol/ 1.0 and 2.0
*[[Ron Paul]]
* [[k/|/k/]] &ndash; The reason you never see any gun-toting rednecks on /pol/.
*[[Libertarianism|Libertarians]]
* [[Ron Paul]]
*[[Conservatism|Conservatives]]
* [[Libertarians]]
*[[Liberals]]
* [[Conservatives]]
*[[Communism|Communists]]
* [[Liberals]]
*[[BritPol]]
* [[Communists]]
*[[Wyatt Mann]]
* [[Wyatt Mann]]
*[[Happy Merchant/Merchant Face|Happy Merchant]]
* [[Happy Merchant/Merchant Face|Happy Merchant]]
*[[JIDF]] &ndash; Everyone who posts on /pol/ is JIDF until [[Pics plz|proven otherwise]].
* [[JIDF]] &ndash; Everyone who posts on /pol/ is JIDF until [[Pics plz|proven otherwise]].
*[[SRS]] &ndash; See above.
* [[SRS]] &ndash; See above.
*[[Battle of /q/]]
* [[Battle of /q/]]
{{clear}}


== External links ==
== External links ==
*[https://boards.4chan.org/pol/ Cuck/pol/]
*[https://8kun.top/pnd/index.html Trump<s>/pol/</s> /pnd/ now]
*<s>[https://endchan.xyz/pol/ End/pol/]</s> '''ENDED!''' '''{{archive|lgHqh|(Archived)}}'''
*{{KYM|memes/doom-paul-its-happening|Doom Paul}}
*{{ud|Dr._Doom_Paul|Dr. Doom Paul}}
*{{ud|Doom_Paul|Doom Paul}}
*[https://www.facebook.com/pages/Doom-Paul/813222032152382 Doom Paul's facebook page] '''{{archive|24cv3|(Archived)}}'''


{{KYM|memes/doom-paul-its-happening|Doom Paul}}<br />
{{ud|Dr._Doom_Paul|Dr. Doom Paul}}<br />
{{ud|Doom_Paul|Doom Paul}}<br />
[https://www.facebook.com/pages/Doom-Paul/813222032152382 Doom Paul's facebook page]


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Latest revision as of 08:11, 31 August 2023

How to collectively piss off everyone in /pol/ at once.
Guaranteed hugbox.
Your typical /pol/ack.
WE WILL WIN
Political evolution of a /pol/tard
   
 
Just Remove all of the niggers jews Kebabs!
 

 
 

—/pol/'s solution to everything.

Once upon a time, there was a board on the gaping, Goatse'd asshole of the internet known as /n/. A very long time ago, it is believed that /n/ was the "news" board of 4chan, where anons could discuss world events and have civil debates about politics. Where Republicans and Democrats; conservatives and liberals; and even blacks and whites could have healthy, educated discussions about the problems our world faces today, as well as a variety of possible solutions to these problems. Each thread proved to be different, and for a while, /n/ seemed like the only board on 4chan where rational debate was not only encouraged, but could be found in abundance. While joot took down this board twice (both times for the same reason), eventually, /n/ returned better than ever in late 2011.

Welcome to /pol/, or Politically Incorrect. And yes, /n/ came back even shittier B̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ horrifically more pathetic than it was before. Protip: 4chan /pol/ = le reddit faggotry and kiddie pool. 8ch.net/pol = actual good intel FBI knockoff.

Typical /pol/ Discussion

Every /pol/ thread ever.
Typical /pol/luter
Before and After /pol/

Occasionally, someone will post something on /pol/ about a relevant issue that actually affects the bright, scary world outside their basement. For about two or maybe three replies, the discussion will pertain to the topic at hand, until the thread undergoes a magical metamorphosis into yet another thread about joos.

  1. The praise of Doom Paul is sung from the rooftops in a mighty chorus, and all of /pol/ joins hands in a great two-hundred-reply-long session of HAPPENING.
  2. When someone with a different opinion appears it is immediately flamed and accused of being a member of the JIDF or SRS.
  3. For the /pol/tard userbase niggers and jews are bad news. If someone doesn't mention the jew his message isn't true. If it ain't white it ain't right.

Being 4chan, the discussion on /pol/ is exactly what you'd expect from a 4chan board about American politics: Jews; niggers; liberals; and everyone that isn't 1488% white—and how they are everything wrong with the world and are worthy only of slavery if not genocide. In order to form this inbred bastard child of /n/ the userbase had to add Stormfront, remove any semblance of facts and statistics and replace them with flamewars, HAPPENING, and implying implications.

You would think that pseudo-intellectual debates about a loose understanding of Socialism and communism in the way only neckbearded basement-dwellers can present it would be humorous. In fact, you'd think flamewars between wannabe neo-nazi boneheads and Aspie hipsters about the role of government in American society couldn't possibly be anything less than hysterical. Under normal circumstances, it probably would be. However, studies have shown that any exposure to /pol/, even in moderation, lowers the IQ by at least ten points for every second spent looking through a thread.

How arguments are won on /pol/

muh shills
They're totally not the same, guise!

Disclaimer: If you are arguing with people on the internet, you might as well douse yourself in gasoline and set yourself on fire. Go run for office if you want to make a difference in real life rather than sitting all day on the computer jerking off to white men being cuckolded by large black dicks ramming tight white pussies.

Got butthurt because someone insulted Trump? Feel like you are losing your mind? Just call the other guy a shill! This instantly invalidates your opponent's argument and keeps the battle to MAGA alive. /pol/ is always right, you see; so objectively correct about everything, that the only reason anyone could possibly express any sort of dissenting opinion is that they are being paid by David Brock and George Soros to argue with them on an anime imageboard. Begging the question, of course, as to where we send our resumes, considering we've been doing it for free this entire time.

Eventually, they'll start screaming about a persecution complex that eclipses that of actual Jews and crying to the mods about how they're being 'raided' because someone dared to disagree with them. If that sounds familiar, it should: It's the exact same shit that SJWs do, proving that they really are two sides of the same coin. If you've never actually seen an SJW and a /pol/ack go at it, just imagine two cripples hitting each other with fluorescent lights while wearing ball gags. It just has to be seen to be believed.

Doom Paul

This is what Randroid /pol/sters actually believe.

Doom Paul or Apocalyptic Paul is a meme that features Ron Paul, it originated on 4chan's /new/ board in 2009. The meme pokes fun at Ron Paul supporters who claimed "it's over" and "all was lost" when their candidate failed to secure his party's nomination during the 2008 Republican primaries. These and similar phrases are associated with image macros of the libertarian. Doom Paul is the only meme that originated from /new/, which moot later closed due to concerns of racism. The meme regained its popularity when /new/ was succeeded by /pol/. During the 2012 presidential elections, "it's happening" was a catchphrase used to poke fun at the imminent apocalypse predicted by Ron Paul supporters if he wasn't elected as President. Threads specifically dedicated to Doom Paul tend to last well into the next day, often being catalysts for a shitton of OC; or a bunch of shit OC alternatively.


Big Man Tyrone speaks in his native tounge - Niggerish
What happens when a black man gets redpilled by /pol/


/pol/ Anonymous Wed Jan 29 2014 19:45:06 No.25950975
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>tfw trying to convince your parents to cash out their 401K before it gets confiscated


Surefire Ways to Troll /pol/

... or just tell them to check their privilege.
The appropriate dismissal of /pol/tards from anywhere else
Stormweenie in his natural habitat.
/pol/ visits the outside world.

/pol/ is up there with /v/ and /q/ when it comes to ease-of-trolling. As any opinions that don't subscribe to geriatric conservatism are assumed to be the works of SRS shills, it's important that reddit-like comics are placed in any thread.

  • Post about Italians not being white
  • Mention ANYTHING positive or negative about Obama. Anything at all. Instant flamewar.
  • Point out that the establishment GOP hates Ron Paul and will thus never, ever be nominated.
  • Bash Ron Paul for being a creationist or an isolationist. Actually, bash Ron Paul about anything.
  • Point out that Ayn Rand died while living off of social security and medicare.
  • Support any GOP candidate besides Ron Paul. Double points if it's Mitt Romney or Donald Trump.
  • Make any thread about religion. Especially if you say anything good about Islam.
  • Be a Sand Nigger. That's it. Literally. Then record the many instances where /pol/acks scream "TERRORIST" "BURKA" "SHARIA" "IMMIGRATION" "ANGELA MERKEL" "RAPE" "SWEDEN" "CHARLIE HEBDO" and/or "REMOVE KEBAB"
  • State that libertarians aren't conservatives because they don't care about social issues. Then call everyone who disagrees with you a communist.
  • State that race is not a social construct. Watch all the multiculturalists resort to DAS RACIS!!! Multiculturalists have successfully been driven out of /pol/.
  • Make a thread bashing Communism and watch the commies semantically use the state as a cop out.
  • Mention the broken promises of Obama.
  • Say that there is no invisible hand of the market. Stormfronters tend to go for the bait rather quickly.
  • State that white people are the cause of all the problems in the world. Then state that all white people are racist. Bonus points if you argue that Socrates was aboriginal.
  • Say that Argentines are white.
  • Say anything good about Black People.
  • Inform them that Ukrainians are in fact NOT white. (In which case they will call you a Jewish anti-white D&C baiter and proceed to post cherrypicked images of blonde Russian adult models in the thread)
  • Remind them Dorner was black.
  • Pretend to be a feminist. Just mention ANYTHING good about Feminism.
  • Call them shitlords or weenies.
  • Ask why it's a big deal if the NSA spies on us
  • Call Ron Paul or Rand Paul Jewish.
  • Post porn. (NIGGER BONUS: If you are black and dating a white girl, post a picture of her sucking your dick.) Then count the number of times someone u ses the word "degeneracy".
  • State that anyone who is part of the MRA needs to grow a pair.
  • State that being white isn't much use when you are a neckbeard.
  • Post pictures of aborted fetuses with the text THIS IS NOT A HUMAN BEING
  • Tell them that Trump and Hillary are two sides of the same coin.
  • Post pro gun-control topics with the word weenie to refer to anyone against gun control.
  • Ask them why they hate racemixing, yet also claim white people are superior because they're a mix of Homo sapiens and Neanderthals.
  • State the current year.
  • Remind them that Brexit was a failure because Nigel Farage was nothing but a troll who quit politics immediately after the referendum, meaning that Brits now have to deal with rising prices from EU imports AND the collapse of the Pound and the prospect of Scotland rebellion. And to add insult to injury, London still has a Muslim mayor.
  • Post anything negative about Trump and watch as over 9000 pissed /pol/acks call you a "Cuckservative"
  • Tell them that Hillary Clinton is your Waifu, that you enjoy being raped by her in a strap on and that she has more political experience than Trump will ever have. Then count the many times somebody mentions the words "E-mail" "Benghazi" "Corrupt" "War Criminal" "Crooked Killary" and "BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST PEDOPHILE".

WHY IS THIS SHIT BACK!?

Actually, nobody knows. Following the second death of /new/, moot gave the reason for its deletion as the board having devolved into /stormfront/ again, and having said that if this happened after it was remade, it was going to be deleted. Despite it simply being a case of moot actually being a man of his word for once in his faggoty life, moot gave into pressure, and not only remade /new/, but basically encouraged the third coming of /stormfront/ simply by naming the board "politically correct," proving once and for all that moot himself is the cancer that is killing /b/.

As the new /pol/ is also a sex dungeon full of butthurt no life white trash who believe that having blue eyes and an inferiority complex somehow makes you superior posting threads bashing everyone that is not a white christian with strong traditional values and a hatred of niggers, jews and anything else in between because ZIONIST MEDIA JIDF LOL!!!!11. Frequenters of /pol/ call themselves /pol/acks even though everyone else calls them /pol/tards due to the stereotype that the average /pol/ poster has the IQ of a down's syndrome rock. It is indeed obscure why mootykins decided to bring the board back, however it is safe to assume that it is simply a containment board to keep the fucktarded neckbeards that frequent /pol/ out of the rest of 4chan, as the site is befouled enough by people with similar quirks.

Anonymous declares war on /pol/

Anonymous moralfaggotry at its best

/pol/ Harbor - AKA "The Great Exodus", "Rome is burning", "The A/pol/calypse", and "Et Tu, Moot?"

On the 7th of December, 2014, Ben "Zyklon-B" Garrison threatened Moot with a lawsuit unless he took down /pol/. Since "the CEO of Troll, Inc." who was now an official SJW, couldn't take the problematic /pol/ anymore, so he purged it. First by deleting the capcha and letting in waves of /b/tards, furries, autists, /a/ and /lgbt/. He then proceeded to replace words that users typed such as "/b/" and "nigger" with "tumblr" and "cracker" respectively. Marquees displaying [trigger warning] show up on all posts, wordfilters are abundant, and the board has the title "The 8 steps of cuckolding" with subtitle ">she does it for fun". /pol/acks from all over were chased out of their home, after unsuccessfully trying to take over /s4s/ (because you can totally take over a board dedicated to nothing but memespam and mindless shitposting) they had no option but to retreat to their backup hugbox run by that midget on a wheelchair.

And nothing of value was lost.

The ResistanceResistance

Although while the rest of /pol/ burnt, one subgroup of /pol/ demonstrated that you can be just as autistic about nationalism as you can about sonic. This subgroup was the well hated general, brit/pol/, known commonly on /pol/ for just being a tripfag circlejerk. They continued to let their autistic nationalism guide them through the storm.

Without any sense of irony they adopted an IRA song as a chant.



I was posting on a 4ch@n thread where the SJW drums did beat, And the loving autist feet walked all over us; And every single night, when me OP would come home tight, He'd invite the posters outside with this chorus:

Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls; Come out and fight me like a man; Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n; Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.

Come, tell us how you spammed Them ol' libertarians two by two; Like the volkish, they had pictures and original content; How you bravely faced each one, With your stolen spambot, And you frightened them polack natives to their marrow.

Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls; Come out and fight me like a man; Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n; Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.

Come, let us hear you tell How you slandered great Nigel, When you thought him well and truly persecuted, Where are the sneers and jeers That you bravely let us hear, When our heroes of the 4th were executed.

Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls; Come out and fight me like a man; Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n; Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.

Ah, the time is coming fast And I think them days are near, When each s.hitposter shod in heel will run before us; And, if there be a need, Then our kids will say "Godspeed!", With a verse or two of singing this fine chorus.

Oh, come out you loyal consumers and trolls; Come out and fight me like a man; Show your waifu how you wasted your life down on 4ch@n; Tell her how britp0l triggerede you run like hell away From the green and lovely threads in politically incorrect.

Liberation

550
550

As of 11:45 CST, the whore that cackled about cuck as /pol/acks tried to browse their board has been taken down. Although there are still trigger warnings, shitposting, no CAPTCHA, and word changing, /pol/acks have claimed a decisive victory of resistance against moot and his army of femnazi negroid jews.

8chan /pol/ Hotpockets controversy

The Board Owner 'of 8ch /pol/ is a Christcuck and the Board Volunteer Imkampfy/therealmoonman is a COINTELPRO agent who frequently spams images of Rachel Maddow which has caused much controversy on 8chan

A leaked Photo of learningcode

Syria General

A sub-forum in the /pol/ community, Syria General, is made up of dedicated investigative autists who track down US-funded terrorists in Syria and work to get the terrorists put down. Their actions have attracted the attention of the news. Full of namefags and turkroaches.

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