User:InspectElement/Zender Man

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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	“	I AM NOT A MANCHILD I AM A MANMAN	„
	—How Oscar sees himself

Notice the neckbeard.
Oscar George "Bob Schnider" Ferguson
Born	September 9th, 1996
Nationality	Britfag
Family	Margot Richardson†, Gus Ferguson
Residence	Brighton, UK
Ethnicity	White
Gender	Male
Aliases	Zender Man, zendertheman, Oscar, Oscunt, OsKKKar, Zender Mum, Zenderschev, Clankdog
Occupation	Spamming replies.

Oscar's fursuit.

Oscar George Ferguson (AKA Zender Man, or his own self proclaimed powerword Bob Schnider^✡) is a retarded neckbeard, 28-year-old manchild with assburgers, and a furfag from Brighton, UK; who is basically the Bri'ish equivalent of Graykat in that he spams ALL CAPS TL;DR responses every hour or so. He sits on his ass all day, writing really long rage (or as Oscar likes to call it, "PISSES OFFES") replies on YouTube comment sections with piss-poor grammar. He now LARPS as someone called Bob Schn(e)ider who lives in "Sidney", Australia.

The amazing thing about Oscar is that he is hyper-active on JewTube and other platforms, meaning that you are VERY likely to get a response. His butthurt replies are the ultimate epitome of condensed autism; he will add an angry tard sentence for EVERY SINGLE WORD in the original comment, resulting in the most TL;DR replies, ever. It's also clear that Oscar is unable to use a vocabulary bigger than 50 words, nor is he able to at least rephrase some of his sentences, so his entries always end up becoming tangled strings of 5 sentences being repeated over and over. It's lulzy because you can think of the most delusional and autistic conspiracy about him and he will spend hours writing a response, trying to debunk it with pointless statements on how "Margot does not exist" or that "he hates murder and murders it".

It's probably that Oscar smokes 24/7 to have such a neurotic presence OTI, which would be ironic since his family publishes anti-smoking resources.

Oscar's Denialism

Oscar responding to a clankdog-related comment that does not even mention him, but he's still totally not clankdog guys!

One of the first things people might spot in Oscar's comments and accounts is the overwhelming amount of denial and butthurt packed within them. Oscar believes that if you yell enough times about not being someone, people will accept it. This shows mostly with his furfag identity named "clankdog"; Oscar always groans in his replies that he is TOTALLY not clankdog, even though there is a LOT of evidence of that not being the case:

• The Birthday and Location on zendertheman and clankdog23 DA accounts are the same (Spetember 9th; United Kingdom).
• Both like Doctor Who.
• Clankdog's  Twatter has it's name set to "oscar ferguson".
• Clankdog admitted he was someone called "Oscar"
• Both don't use punctuation.

Recently, Oscar has decided to add one more layer to his denialism, claiming to be "Bob Schnider". No one knows why he did it and guesses vary, but it's possible that its was silly spergy attempt to hide and/or fix his reputation, which we know failed because people call him Oscar as much as they used to. But this LARP isn't limited to himself, oh no. He gave his ENTIRE family fake names as well, probably for the same reason.

Quotes and Rages

“	NOT FUNNY ASSHOLE FUCK OFF MY NAME IS NOT OSCAR FERGUSON NO YOU SHOULD SAY BOB SCHNIDER NOR OSKIMJONGUNSON I AM NOT HIM I HATE HIM ITS BOB SCHNIDER SHUT THE FUCK UP LEAVE MY MUM ALONE HER NAME IS NOT MARGOT THERE IS NO MARGOT MARGOT DOES NOT EXIST I DID NOT FEED HER 999999999999999999999999999999999999 IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO AND DISCOS ARE NOT FOOD DUMBASS YOU DANCE TO THEM	„
—Oscuck Faggotson

“	NO SUSAN LEE IS MY GIRLFRIEND DO NOT MENTION ME WHEN IT DOES NOT INVOLVE ME I AM NOT CALLED OSCAR I AM CALLED BOB NO I MET HER BY MEETING HER WE NEVER WENT ON A BIKE RIDE I HATE BIKES NO IN 2011 I WAS DEPRESSED DUE TO MY MUM DYING OF CANCER NO SUSAN LEE IS NOT A GIRL NOT FROM CORNWALL ENGLAND SHE IS FROM SIDNEY AUSTRALIA LIKE ME I AM NOT CALLED OSCAR I AM CALLED BOB NO WE CANNOT FART BURP TWERK SHIT ON THE FLOOR SHIT ON DISCOS AND NOT WANK WE HATE FART WE CANNOT FART WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FART WE HATE BURP WE CANNOT BURP WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BURP WE HATE TWERK WE CANNOT TWERK WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TWERK AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO TWERK WE DO NOT SHIT ON THE FLOOR WE SHIT ON TOILETS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WE DO NOT SHIT ON DISCOS ARE NOT FOOD DUMBASS YOU DANCE TO THEM NO WE SHIT ON TOILETS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WE DO NOT WANK WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WANK	„
—Osperg Sperguson

“	SHUT THE FUCK UP LEAVE MY MUM ALONE SHE STILL HAS NOT TO ANSWER FOR NOTHING IT IS NOT HERS SHE HAS NO CRIMES SHE HATES CRIMES AND SHE KILLS THEM SHE DID NOT MURDER NO ONE SHE HATED MURDER AND SHE MURDERS IT THERE IS NO THE BELOVED PERCY THE POTBELLIED PIG NO JUSTICE FOR NO ONE THERE IS NO PERCY	„
—Oschris-changuson

“	SHUT THE FUCK UP LEAVE MY MUM ALONE SHE DID NOT MURDER NO ONE SHE HATED MURDER AND SHE MURDERED IT THERE IS NO PERCY SHE DID NOT INSERT NO PIPE NOT INTO HER ASS DID NOT POINT IT NOT AT THERE IS NO POOR PERCY SHE DID NOT FART SHE HATED FART SHE COULD NOT FART AND SHE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO FART SHUT UP STOP SAYING FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT SHE HATED FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT SHE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT AND SHE COULD NOT FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT THERE WAS NO CUTE INNOCENT POTBELLIED PIG NO ONE DID NOT BECOME NOTHING THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS STEAMING HEAP OF FARTCOOKED BACON AND DIEORHEARMARINATED TEXAS BARBECUE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO THERE WAS NO POOR CRYING KIDS NO ONE DID NOT WITNESS NOTHING THERE IS NO MARGOT RICHARDSON MARGOT RICHARDSON DOES NOT EXIST SHE WAS NOT HORRIBLE SHE WAS NICE YOUR HORRIBLE HERE SHE HAS NO CRIME SHE HATES CRIMES AND SHE KILLS THEM NO JUSTICE FOR NO ONE THERE IS NO PERCY	„
—Zentard Mald

“	I DO NOT DISGUSTINGNAME KIDS STOP SAYING THAT DISGUSTINGNAME YES THEY ARE TO BE DISGUSTINGNAMED WITH I AM NOT A SICK FUCK YOUR THE SICK FUCK HERE	„
—Oscapedo Rapistson saying Children are to be "Disgustingnamed with" (read: "Raped")

“	NO HOW DARE YOU LIE NO HOW FUCKING DARE YOU LIE I DID NOT INVADE UKRAINE YOUR THE ONE WHO INVADED UKRIANE HERE I AM NOT WITH SHITINTHETOILET THERE IS NO VUCIC THERE IS NO ORBVAN THERE IS NO XIJINKING THERE IS NO MADURO NO I HATE JIM KONG NU NO THATS NOT IT NO YOUR NOT GOING TO BOMB ME I AM IMMORTAL NO I AM GOING TO BOMB YOU YOUR NOT WITH NO ONE YOU HAVE NO UKRAINIAN JAVELIN ROCKET ITS ZENDER MAN NOT ZAPOBEDUMAN MY NAME IS NOT OSCAR FERGUSON NOR OSSOVIETFATBANGERSON I AM NOT A SOVIET I HATE SOVIETS I AM NOT FAT I AM THINNY I AM NOT A BANGER ITS BOB SCHNIDER	„
—OsSoviet Fergushart

“	I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU ALL LEAVE ME ALONE I AM NOT WANKING OFF TO ROBOTOS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO WANK AND NO ROBOTS DO NOT EXIST ITS ZENDER MAN NOT ZENDERMECHANOPHILE MECHANOPHILE IS NOT A WORD NOR A THING DUMBASS	„
—"Robots don't exist"

“	DID NOT RAGED I PISSED OFFED NOT WHEN THEY DID NOT RUN OUT OF NOTHING HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BACONATOR AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BIGGIE BAGS AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BRIGHTON DOES NOT HAVE WENDYSNUTSSLAPYOURFACE AND I AM NOT IN BRIGHTON I AM IN SIDNEY THERE IS NO MARGOT MARGOT DOES NOT EXIST SHE IS NOT THE SHE IS NOT LARGEO SHE DID NOT THINK IT WAS NOT APPROPRIATE RESPONSE NOT TO BURN DOWN NOTHING HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU WE DO NOT HAVE WENDYSNUTSSLAPYOURFACE SHE WAS NOT WITH NO ONE IT IS NOT HERS SHE DOES NOT HAVE ATOMIC EXPLOSVE FARTING IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO AND NO SHE HATED FARTING SHE COULD NOT FARTING AND SHE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO FARTING	„
—Os-shart

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Facts

• Oscar attends Londonfurs.
• Oscar is a primary target of UTTP.
• Oscar hates non-physical concepts such as "murder" and kills them (???).
• Popular belief that his mom — Margot Richardson — did not die from cancer, but was instead fed too much Discos (a brand of circle shaped chips/crisps in Bongland) by Oscar himself.
• Oscar has been gradually morphing his vocabulary on JewTube to avoid saying evil scary bad words. Examples of this is "KILL" becoming "CEEL" and "ASSHOLE" being replaced with "AHOLE".
• Oscar occasionally coins (or rather shits out on the run) new words such as "FORNEVER" and "MANMAN". Much like other manchildren, Oscar doesn't see an issue with the fact no one can understand what he's saying.
• Oscar uses no punctuation and uses VERY simple grammar. We can imagine Oscar has an IQ somewhere around 85.

Gallery

THERE IS NO GALLERY SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR LIES About missing Pics

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  MARGOT.EXIST = FALSE
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  Autism
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  "I AM NOT THIS SO CALLED CLANKDOG YOU SPEAK OF"
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See Also

• ALL CAPS
• Autism
• Britfag
• Furfag
• Graykat
• Keegan Salisbury
• Manchild

External Links

• Zender Man
•  zendertheman1
•  clankdog - "oscar ferguson"
• oscar_george_ferguson
• zendertheman - He's very busy replying to people on his profile's comment section. You can help by giving him more work to do.
• clankdog - This one as well.
• clankdog23 - And he'll block you from this one so don't bother.
• Clankdog#8057
• zenderman

• clankdog ^{(Archive 1, 2)}
• [email protected]
• [email protected]
• [email protected]

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