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[[File:Amazon book review nabakov lolita.jpg|thumb|In a nutshell]] | |||
[[Image:Missmeganmaude.jpg|thumb|A typical loli.]] | [[Image:Missmeganmaude.jpg|thumb|A typical loli.]] | ||
'''Lolita''' is an [[allegedly]] fictional book about a [[pedophile|man]] and his relationship with a young girl who [[lie|made the first move in a sexual situation]]. | '''Lolita''' is an [[allegedly]] fictional book about a [[pedophile|man]] and his relationship with a young girl who [[lie|made the first move in a sexual situation]]. | ||
In the book, a [[pedophile]] marries an [[ugly]] woman so he can [[rape]] her daughter; however, before he does so the wife dies by [[murder|accident]]. The [[pedophile]] proceeds to [[stick it in her pooper]] while | In the book, a [[pedophile]] marries an [[ugly]] woman so he can [[rape]] her daughter; however, before he does so the wife dies by [[murder|accident]]. The [[pedophile]] proceeds to [[stick it in her pooper]] while [[do a barrel roll|doing barrel rolls.]] Sadly for him, Chris Hansen asks him to [[Chris Hansen|take a seat over there]] and while he is sitting another pedophile steals the loli. Though he feels almost as though he had [[an hero|lost his ipod]], he manages eventually to find and [[pwn|kill]] the other pedo. Shame the girl's by now legal. | ||
Until this book was published, Lolita was a popular name for girls. NO LONGER. And [[Gray area|nobody]] [[Shit nobody cares about|knows]] [[A bit sus|what]] [[Murder|happened]] to the Lolitas that were around when this book was published. | Until this book was published, Lolita was a popular name for girls. NO LONGER. And [[Gray area|nobody]] [[Shit nobody cares about|knows]] [[A bit sus|what]] [[Murder|happened]] to the Lolitas that were around when this book was published. | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:56, 24 February 2025
Lolita is an allegedly fictional book about a man and his relationship with a young girl who made the first move in a sexual situation.
In the book, a pedophile marries an ugly woman so he can rape her daughter; however, before he does so the wife dies by accident. The pedophile proceeds to stick it in her pooper while doing barrel rolls. Sadly for him, Chris Hansen asks him to take a seat over there and while he is sitting another pedophile steals the loli. Though he feels almost as though he had lost his ipod, he manages eventually to find and kill the other pedo. Shame the girl's by now legal.
Until this book was published, Lolita was a popular name for girls. NO LONGER. And nobody knows what happened to the Lolitas that were around when this book was published.
Lolita also refers to any young girl who wants it, and is the root word for loli and lolicon.
Teen modelling sites often draw upon Lolita for inspiration.
Quotes From the Book
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