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''This article is about liars in general. For other uses, see [[Jews]].'' | ''This article is about liars in general. For other uses, see [[Jews]].'' | ||
[[Image:Modernazi.jpg|thumb | [[File:Online jew lies.png|thumb|right|Nevar forget]] | ||
[[Image:You_lie.jpg|thumb | [[Image:Modernazi.jpg|thumb|100% [[epic_fail|telling the truth]]]] | ||
[[ | [[Image:You_lie.jpg|thumb|Yes you]] | ||
[[Image:19fmichelle.jpg|thumb | [[File:Fire_ass.gif|thumb|LIAR LIAR ASS ON FIRE]] | ||
[[Image:pinoccio.jpg|thumb | [[Image:19fmichelle.jpg|thumb|[[Team Fortress 2|Spies need to lie so that they can sap your sentry, and/or steal your briefcase.]]]] | ||
[[Image:pinoccio.jpg|thumb|"I am a pretty, pretty little girl."]] | |||
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'''AKA Bullshitter''', is every person [[IRL]] and pretty much every person on the [[Internets]]. You may think you're talking to a sexy, sassy [[16-year-old girl]], but she's more likely an [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties]]. You may think you can trust your [[e-pal]] with your darkest secrets, but thanks to [[Frienditto]], your "buddy" is a lying thief. | |||
Examples of lies: | |||
{{quote|I am not below average.|[[You]]}} | |||
{{quote|I have had secks!|[[You]]}} | {{quote|I have had secks!|[[You]]}} | ||
{{quote|I make great music, they call me the [[Whore|Queen]] of [[Australia|Oz]]!|[[You]]}} | |||
==[[Shout out]]s to [[OL]] Liars== | ==[[Shout out]]s to [[OL]] Liars== | ||
SCAMMER ALERT ! | SCAMMER ALERT!—MAGICK KANGAROOS FOR SALE!! | ||
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{{frame|<youtube>7RLmbTzoGww</youtube> | |||
;<center>Oh shit, it's a Pagan/Wiccan... are you surprised?</center>}} | |||
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*Michelle Mcrae | *Michelle Mcrae | ||
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*[http://www.taintedbill.com/archives/002314.html Tainted Bill] | *[http://www.taintedbill.com/archives/002314.html Tainted Bill] | ||
**"After about ten minutes, I remembered that we parked much closer to the stream. By the way, if Pete should tell you that, when I found her, I threw my arms around the car and said 'daddy loves you', he's a fucking liar." | **"After about ten minutes, I remembered that we parked much closer to the stream. By the way, if Pete should tell you that, when I found her, I threw my arms around the car and said 'daddy loves you', he's a fucking liar." | ||
[[Image:liarliar.jpg|thumb | [[Image:liarliar.jpg|thumb|A skeptic]] | ||
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=15703889 Huey's Blog] | *[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=15703889 Huey's Blog] | ||
**"She lies about......her virginity, about tumble weed, her height, she doesn't really need glasses (her eyes are fine), where she lives, hair color (she's really a blonde), she's a FUCKING LIAR!!!" | **"She lies about......her virginity, about tumble weed, her height, she doesn't really need glasses (her eyes are fine), where she lives, hair color (she's really a blonde), she's a FUCKING LIAR!!!" | ||
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**Just a fucking crazy who tries to say that he has Dox on Anonymous. Like that's possible? | **Just a fucking crazy who tries to say that he has Dox on Anonymous. Like that's possible? | ||
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] | *[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] | ||
**" | **"{{ytlink|IEtSdKoTaio|OH COME OOOOON, I'M NOTHING LIKE}} [[Chris-chan|CHRIS]]!!" | ||
*[[Chris Crocker]] | *[[Chris Crocker]] | ||
**Britney Spears is a human when Bush is smart. | **Britney Spears is a human when Bush is smart. | ||
*SlamminBran23 | *SlamminBran23 | ||
**Claims he gave [[lukeywes1234]] [[over 9000]] youtube subscriptions. | **Claims he gave [[lukeywes1234]] [[over 9000]] youtube subscriptions. | ||
*[[Brony|Bronies]] | |||
**Claim not to be furfags. [[Lie|Yeah, right.]] | |||
*[[NateGaming2005]] | |||
**Fakes everything and trolls people OTI | |||
*[[willg8686]] | |||
**Claims to have a (nonexistent) brother, and says that ED doxxed his brother. | |||
==Big Fat Whoppers== | ==Big Fat Whoppers== | ||
[[Image:8packjay.JPG|thumb | [[Image:8packjay.JPG|thumb|Some people make up such bullshit lies that they themselves believe them and will fight them till the end.]] | ||
[[Image:Chineserestaurant.jpg|thumb | [[Image:Chineserestaurant.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] Chinese Restaurant]] | ||
[[Image:fishpredator.jpg|thumb | [[Image:fishpredator.jpg|thumb|[[Pedobear]] lies]] | ||
[[Image:Loloops.gif|thumb | [[Image:Loloops.gif|thumb|[[Cry|What to do when caught lying]]]] | ||
[[Image:BettyMarieBarmore.jpg|thumb|Betty Marie Barmore, liar and criminal for identity fraud, and mother of [[Chrissie Barmore]].]] | |||
*[http://software.secrets-exposed.com/ Computer Science] | *[http://software.secrets-exposed.com/ Computer Science] | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Atheism]] | |||
*[[Religion]] | |||
*[[Cake]] | *[[Cake]] | ||
*[[Troll]] | *[[Troll]] | ||
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*[[Furry Beach]] Furry Scam | *[[Furry Beach]] Furry Scam | ||
*[[Internet Detective]] | *[[Internet Detective]] | ||
*[[Your]] [[Dying alone|life]] | *[[Your]] [[Dying alone|life]] | ||
*[[Chris-chan]] | *[[Chris-chan]] | ||
*[[Sean Hannity]] | *[[Sean Hannity]] | ||
*[[ | *[[LifeInATent]] | ||
*[[MeganLeeHeart]] | |||
*[[Save Aaliyah]] | *[[Save Aaliyah]] | ||
*[[W]] | *[[W]] | ||
*[[JoshU2uber]] | *[[JoshU2uber]] | ||
*[[Jact]] | *[[Jact]] | ||
*[[MeganSpeaks|Betty Marie Barmore]] | |||
*[[Ripoff Report]], this site is full of lies. | |||
{{ | {{truth}} | ||
{{FakeNews}} | |||
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]{{language}} | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]{{language}} | ||
