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Those EDiots were proven wrong [[srsly|last Thursday]], Jeremiah [http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/reed_college_student_jeremiah.html pled not guilty] to caressing the boobs and arm hair of a student, apparently all while high on something, which seems to be [http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/reed_college_students_group_se.html#incart_most-read_portland_article common] at Reed. | Those EDiots were proven wrong [[srsly|last Thursday]], Jeremiah [http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/reed_college_student_jeremiah.html pled not guilty] to caressing the boobs and arm hair of a student, apparently all while high on something, which seems to be [http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/reed_college_students_group_se.html#incart_most-read_portland_article common] at Reed. Nobody is sure what happened in the last few months, but the end result is that Jeremiah is a free man! He is now part of a community theater troupe in Southern California. We at Encyclopedia Dramatica wish him well. | ||
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Jeremiah True is an IRL troll, ultra-gentleman, batshit insane darkie, and denizen of 4chan who caused supreme butthurt to the students, faculty, and administration at Reed College in the hippie infested shithole known as Portland. Jeremiah was removed from Humanities 101 for expressing the politically incorrect opinion that not all men are rapists, and that The "1 in 5 women" slogan is completely untrue. Jeremiah has caused a deluge of libtard, feminazi, and social justice warrior tears, because as it so happens, Jeremiah is also an "oppressed minority"... so oppressed that he insists on the use of #basednigger, and refused to give any interview that did not begin with the word "nigger":
—Jeremiah Josias Luther George True |
March 2015 Incident
In March 2015, professor Pancho Savery at Reed College banned second semester Jeremiah True from the discussion portion of his class, claiming in an email to the student that this was necessary because of the things the student had said "made others uncomfortable" and upset survivors of sexual assault.[1] The student claimed he was removed for his dissenting views with regard to the statistic that says one in five women are raped and that rape culture exists.[2] A Reed spokesman claimed that the removal was due to disruptive behavior rather than dissenting views. [3][4] The student also stated he believed rape culture was not a useful concept because according to the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network, a well known authority on rape, rape only occurs when a sick individual makes a conscious choice to commit a violent crime, and American culture abhors rape.[5] The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, a free speech organization, has been involved.[6]
He has been given at least 22 "no-contact" orders by Reed College. He supposedly went around saying the word "nigger" at nobody in particular... so everyone was liek U WOT M8????
Predicted outcome
EDiots theorize Jeremiah (PBUH) will be expelled for creating a "climate of fear" on campus, and that he will donate the proceeds from his successful lawsuit to ED, after which the admins will get legal threats from butthurt SJWs, which they will promptly share for the lulz of all.
—卐Reed卐College卐 |
Those EDiots were proven wrong last Thursday, Jeremiah pled not guilty to caressing the boobs and arm hair of a student, apparently all while high on something, which seems to be common at Reed. Nobody is sure what happened in the last few months, but the end result is that Jeremiah is a free man! He is now part of a community theater troupe in Southern California. We at Encyclopedia Dramatica wish him well.
Quotes
—Jeremiah Josias Luther George True |
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Interviews, Faggotry
True refused an interview with Reason Magazine because the reporter refused to start his article with the word 'nigger',[7] and has created a public Facebook page, calling himself a free speech activist, TrueFreedomFeminism, which sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
His change.org petition has to date (3/30/15) amassed 3000 signatures. It is horribly long, and hilarious as fuck, including copypasted emails, and grandiose ramblings.[8]
In this petition, he mentions that he might become a martyr, which sounds like he means a martyr to free speech by being kicked out of school or something, but others have the twisted interpretation that he's a threat and might become an hero to us all. This is probably not what's going on since he's said he will use only non-violent means.
He has posted many lulzy, manifesto-like ramblings in google docs.
In various places in these, he compares himself to, among others, Jesus, Gandhi, and MLK Jr.... top lel.
He also fully admits to being a troll and says "it's been enormous fun" trolling the shit out of Reed.
His Facebook page says he's a "socratic thinker at planet earth" and that he "studied how to annoy people at Reed College".
More faggotry
True admits that HIS GIRLFRIEND DUMPED HIS ASS because of HIS MAGNIFICENT, LULZY-AS-FUCK IRL TROLLING. What a principled freedom fighter.
Oh well, she was probably another butthurt feminazi. INB4 SHE CLAIMS RAEP.
Communism, Atheism, Free Love
Reed is an ultra-liberal college in Portland, an area known for having the best smack in the nation. For years, the unofficial slogan of Reed has been "Communism, Atheism, Free Love", and they at least appear to have their thumb on that first button. Following is a series of unattributable quotes, mostly from Humanities 101 professor, Pancho Savery, but several have been placed here by Uncyclopedians seeking to sully our site's good name.
—Pancho Savery, Thought Police, SS Das Reich, 卐Reed卐College卐 |
—Pancho Savery, Thought Police, SS Das Reich, 卐Reed卐College卐 |
—Pancho Savery, Thought Police, SS Das Reich, 卐Reed卐College卐 |
—Sir Butthurt Savery |
—卐Reed卐College卐 slogan, as heard at |
Copypasta
DISSENT IS NOT PERMITTED. CLICK-CLACK, TIP-TAP, go the boots at 卐Reed卐College卐, As the fascists goose-step along, Just as brainwashed and happy as can be. BEHOLD THE WONDROUS IDEOLOGICAL LOCKSTEP THAT LIES BEFORE YOU! THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT - YOUR IMAGINATION SHALL BE LIMITED! NOBODY has a single original thought, NOBODY has a single differing view, NOBODY has a single critical opinion; NOBODY will reveal any differing political views held, NOBODY whispers a politically incorrect word, EVERYONE is scared to speak freely, EVERYONG who does so suffers unwarranted social ostricisation and is squashed with the heel of the iron boot; NOBODY must (or even cares to) grapple with the fact that some of their ideas are factually incorrect, imoral, unconstitutional, not logical, delusional, impractical, or just damm loony, but, happily, EVERYONE can march along knowing all their ideas are the best ideas ever in the whole goddamn world, better than the ideas of howevermany trillions of other smarter people, since everyone around them believes all the same crap. Certainly, it's great that it's not permissible to waste any time on being open to anything else, since this means: NOBODY is ever offended, NOBODY's poor little feelings are ever hurt, NOBODY is ever "triggered" (seriously? back in my day, when I was a strapping young man in the army, men who acted like this were called what they were, pussies or whiners, and they got ostracised until they grew the hell up or got fixed by the quack doc back at the general hq. Nobody will ever learn anything unique or insightful at 卐Reed卐College卐, nothing will be said or heard or even whispered that could cause an evolution of thinking process that might just bring about a good change in the world, for once. Those bastards in socially and institutionally powerful majorities who most certainly have some unproductive ideologies - they think they are 100% correct about everything, they don't know how to think in a really critical, useful way, or question or analyze anything. Those who are in the minorities with good ideas are denied the support theyd need to make a real difference out there, and those who have truly twisted, insidious ideologies are rarely revealed to the world and dealt with as is most definitely necessary. I am not sure if think Mr. True is one of those. He seems much more like one of the oppressed minority with some good ideas who isn't being heard. If the 卐Reed卐College卐 community and school board continues to act in this shameful, dishonorable way, then demonstrably harmful ideologies will be allowed to fester indefinitely, untreated, in many individuals in the 卐Reed卐College卐 community. If for no other reason than this, you must promote free speech instead of squashing it with a steely boot of censorship. The end result is this: NOBODY EVER LEARNS ANYTHING UNIQUE OR INSIGHTFUL NOBODY HAS THEIR VIEWS CHALLANGED, NOBODY'S IDEOLOGY EVOLVES IN A POSITIVE DIRECTION, EVERYONE'S IDEOLOGY IS CEMENTED IN A FASCIST, FUCKED UP WAY, AND ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO FREELY SAY OR PUBLISH WHAT THEY HAVE THE NATURAL RIGHT TO IS VICIOUSLY SHAMED, SHUNNED, AND ATTACKED. ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THAT???? And With this situation, who will be the builders, the leaders, the movers and shakers, the changers of this young, naive, supposedly edjucated generation? AT THIS RATE, THEY CERTAINLY WON'T COME FROM 卐REED卐COLLEGE卐. NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT FOR ALL FREE SPEECH! NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT AGAINST ALL CENSORSHIP! NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT AGAINST ALL FASCISTS! FAVOR STICKING TO WHAT YOU KNOW IS RIGHT ABOVE THE SOCIAL NORMS, THE RULES, FLAGRANTLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND WRONG STATUTES AND IMMORAL LAWS. ONCE IT WAS LEGAL TO OWN SLAVES. ONCE IT WAS ILLEGAL TO CRITICIZE THE KING. RIGHT NOW IN IRAQ IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE A CHRISTIAN, AND IF YOU RESIST YOU ARE BEHEADED. WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY ISIS. BUT JUST AS WE DESTROY ISIS WITH VIOLENT MEANS WE MUST TEAR DOWN THE BASICALLY FASCIST INSTITUTIONS THAT GOVERN OUR LIVES AT HOME, USING THE LAW, USING NON VIOLENT ACTIVISM, AND USING FREE SPEECH TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. ONCE IT WAS ILLEGAL TO BE A JEW. MANY OF MY FRIENDS PAID THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FIGHTING TO PUT AN END TO THAT HORROR. ANNE FRANK WAS BREAKING THE LAW, SHOULD SHE HAVE TURNED HERSELF IN? LAW IS NOT A MORAL ROCK THAT SHOULD BE FOLLOWED BLINDLY, EVER! I WAS TOUGHT IN THE MILITARY TO NOT QUESTION. AND THAT IS DEAD WRONG. CENSORSHIP AND FASCISM WILL ALWAYS CRUMBLE TO DUST IN THE END. 卐REED卐COLLEGE卐 WILL TOO CRUMBLE TO DUST IN THE END. FREE SPEECH SHALL OVERCOME.
External links
- https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/42683317/black-man-calls-bullshit-on-rape-culture-in
- Archived thread
- https://www.google.com/#q=jeremiah+true+reed+college
- https://www.change.org/p/reed-college-restore-jeremiah-josias-luther-george-true-to-his-humanities-110-conference-2
- http://www.reedquest.org/freshman-excluded-from-conference-petition-sparks-controversy/
- http://www.oregonlive.com/education/index.ssf/2015/03/reed_student_says_prof_barred.html
- https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2015/03/20/reed-college-student-draws-attention-when-he-says-he-was-banned-class-due-comments
- https://www.rainn.org/news-room/rainn-urges-white-house-task-force-to-overhaul-colleges-treatment-of-rape
- http://www.thefire.org/with-details-of-classroom-ban-at-reed-unclear-student-speech-will-be-chilled/
- Jeremiah's reasoned argument against the use of blanket trigger warnings
- http://www.reedquest.org/i-will-not-be-giving-you-trigger-warnings/
- http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/03/24/rape-culture-troll-threatens-reed-college.html
- http://www.mediaite.com/online/so-that-reed-college-rape-stats-kid-is-going-a-little-fubar/
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