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The Sektur

King of Da Sektur Ethan Ralph
Orbiters Andrew AnglinAndy WarskiBoogie2988BowblaxBrittany VentiCog CityCorey BarnhillDarksydePhilDestinyDick MastersonDigibroEmily YoucisFlamencoTVFrank HassleGodwinsonKeemstarKingofPolKraut and TeaMershMichael AlbertoMilo YiannopoulosMister MetokurMundane MattNick FuentesNick RekietaNullPantsuPippa PipkinsPPPSargon of AkkadSeattle4TruthSophThe Gamer GatorTheQuarteringTonka SawTurkey TomViril.Feline.WyyzrdVitoZidan
Enemies Brianna WuMaddox
See Also 8chanAlcoholAlt-RightChris ChanGamerGateGuntKiwi FarmsSolomon HendersonXanax

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Early 2020s Meme Rap

The later stage of meme rap was more in your face with how much they were just jerking off on a track. With most of them referencing, rapping, and sampling things like Hentai, Super Mario Bros., or Gay porn.

Yung Nugget

Billy Marchiafava

Shotgun Willy

London Yellow

Lil Boom

MC Virgins

Lil Rocket Launcher/SlumpAK

Honorable Mentions

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The Sektur is loose collective of political adjacent personalities, mainly Internet ones, that orbit Ethan Ralph. The Sektur is similar to the skeptics community of old, but more "extreme" in their way of thinking and antics they would get into. Basically The Skeptics would be Reddit, and The Sektur would be 8chan.

The term "Sektur" was coined by Ralph, but later adopted as more of an umbrella term by KFfags when talking about his orbiters.

There are many different different shows and people that fall under the Sektur umbrella due to their heavy association with Ralph.

Co-Hosts

The Gamer Gator is Ralph's most loyal lapdog, original co-host and fat autistic Metokur fanboy.

Left after being underpaid.

Zidan is the AZN Nazi of the group, and one of the few non-aryan members of the Sektur. He handled most of the technological sides of streaming due to Ralph's incompetence to do so.

Left to go on a trip to China and never came back.

Moar info: FlamencoTV.

FlamencoTV is a fat pedo no one actually ever liked. Also a Metokur fanboy.

Left after dox threat.

Randbot , alcoholic aussie, shits his pants live on stream and beats his wife.

Left after slap fight.

Nora is Ralph's obese paki ex-wife. Used to co-host and even had a child with him.

Left after tard rage.

Moar info: Seattle4Truth.

Seattle4Truth short lived co-host, left after killing his dad lol.

Orbiters

Soph

Dick Masterson

Destiny

This, which is the sixth one

ATTENTION!
This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.

WARNING:

With Jews, you lose!

Aaron Fechter is the 72 divorced Jewish furry scammer who owns the rights to the now mostly forgotten restaurant franchise Showbiz Pizza Place and it's fictional band The Rock-afire Explosion. His autistic attachment to these characters has lead him to tirelessly keep the dying brand alive by any means he can. Aaron is the coder and engineer of the animatronics used in the establishments, and was originally beloved by the retards who obsess over the 80s corporate slop.

He plays multiple characters in the cast of animatronic furfags including the main mascot Billy Bob.

Aaron has uttered the dreaded nigger word multiple times in his career, even saying it in the voice of Billy Bob while singing a CeeLo Green song. Because the remaining fans of Showbiz are Reddit manchildren they started to turn on him because of this. Being as these people are his only source of income, he started to do damage and control on Reddit saying how he has black friends so it's okay, and how it wasn't him, but the character saying it.

He claims to have made Whack-a-Mole, even making a variant after 9/11 called "Bin Laden Basher". This is not only out of a form of patriotism guilt due to his Jewish brethren hitting the towers, but also because he really hates those damn Muslims. Even getting his animatronics to disavow them.

Not only does he claim to be the "father" of Whack-a-Mole, but also email.

Aaron is very self absorbed and is the type to search his name on Google. He even watches shitty video essays about him made by PNGTubers just to correct any inaccuracies or to stroke his cock to his "accomplishments"

Hydrillium

Hydrillium is a power source that is supposed to be eco friendly created by Aaron. The purpose of this "invention" was to create a cheaper source of power for the general public, or has he put it the universe. This would be a good idea in theory, if it wasn't executed by a man who made his living by making furfag animatronics that have three movements. Needless to say it failed and literally blew up in his face after an explosion happened in the building he was working on the project in. And according to him shook buildings through out the town.

Aaron and KiwiFarms

   
 
Only an idiot does research on Kiwifarms. Only a idiot participates in Kiwifarms.
 

 
 

Aaron Fetcher on Reddit.

In a thread about a fellow female engineer, he posted in it to whiteknight her and talk about how much of a good friend she is. The tards at KF took notes and began a thread about him which a young ween found and posted a failtroll he did on Aaron. Written in the most incoherent niggerbabble he talked about how him and his friends stole a mask from him, got kicked out, and then prank called him.

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E-Begging

Since Showbiz is a thing of the past, Aaron is struggling to get by, even living in a trailer home that homeless people regularly piss on. So in order to keep on the lights he's resorted to E-begging on YouTube and selling anything he can. This includes selling destroyed tit pieces of one of the female animatronics, which he promptly masturbated on before selling it to you as a way of appreciation.

Besides the shittiest garbage being overpriced on Ebay, he also does Cameos, which nobody buys. He's tried to cloutchase off of other notable members in his own community, but has only made more enemies doing so, including the fat neckbearded retard, The Carpetbagger, who Aaron sucked off the most out of any of his orbiters, even making him a plush toy of himself. But after a supposed slapfight Aaron sold the last of the stock with a message in the description calling him obese.

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See Also

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Softwarez

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Furfaggotry

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