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Tim Pool
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ATTENTION! This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion. |
Other than the likes of Hasan Piker, political media has never seen a bigger grifter than Tim Pool. A current Russian puppet and political Bisexual, his tactic of fence sitting on certain issues, only playing into an idea hard when it benefits him the most, has given him an audience of clueless retards, who only enjoy his content when it tells them what they want to hear. Despite being a grifter, Tim claims to be a centrist when it comes to politics to save him from any criticism regarding the fact. He hosts his show the TimCast, where he either interviews political adjacent personalities, or gives his worthless takes on current happenings. Whenever he does give a "hot-take", it is always bafflingly retarded. When retarded chimp Karmelo Anthony killed Austin Metcalf, Tim gave the take that it was justified.
Here is a list of the people who Tim has been able to get to appear on his show:
- Kanye West
- Nick Fuentes
- Charlie Kirk
- Milo Yiannopoulos
- TheQuartering
- Alex Jones
- Candace Owens
- Ben Shapiro
- Eric July
- Steven Bonnell II
- Sargon of Akkad
- Donald Trump
- Joe Rogan
- Kyle Rittenhouse
- Rusty Cage
- Benjamin Netanyahu
Beanie
Tim is bald. So he wears a beanie. His reasoning for this is not because he's insecure about being bald, it's so people in public don't recognize him.
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See Also
- Mumkey Jones - His brother, Chris "Reactor" Pool is friends with Mumkey and is actually based.
- Charlie Kirk - Tim is the origin of the "Sources tell me [blank] is stable" copypasta.
Hotwheels
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If you want to continue your trollings, consult a Ouija Board. |
Hotwheels
(Powerword: Fredrick Brennan) was the wheelchair-bound creator of 8chan, turned furfag lefty degen who later disowned the site because of the increase of Nazis.
Fredrick has been on the Internetz since he was 6 fucking years old, and, due to his brittle bones disease, he spent a good part of his teen years using 4chan. Even hacking his fostercare's wifi just to use it.
Before founding 8chan, he originally was an admin for an incel centric imageboard called Wizardchan. His admin status was due to his frequent usage and, in the eyes of other admins, forever virgin status. This would later be disproven, as Fredrick was able to find a girl who fucked disabled guys, leading to him being disowned by Wizardchan.
Infinity Next was a failed project by feeder and owner of Kiwi Farms Joshua Conner Moon, that was started on the bases of making 8chan better.
When Null was starting Infinity Next, Fredrick funded the majority of the donations, but later threw Null under the bus and claimed Josh was a meth addict after it turned out to be shit. After Christ Church, he was especially hostile towards Null, starting a live show parodying Josh's "Mad At the Internet" show.
Once he started his furfag phase, he admitted to being a diaperfur, and starting using an obese green cat as his profile picture.
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We'll miss u fredrick : _ (
Mayhem
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Mayhem is a Norwegian band that is one of the founding fathers of Black Metal. Despite this their music is fairly unremarkable, and the antics within the band concerning the members is more interesting, and the reason the band is so infamous.
Euronymous
Varg Vikernes
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Varg Vikernes卐 is the an insane white supremacist who is the only musically talented member of the band.
Burzum
SpaceGhostPurrp
Not to be confused with the Adult Swim show with a similar name, SpaceGhostPurrp (Powerword: Markese Money Rolle) is a 35-year-old rapper and producer from Florida. He originally got his start in the underground scene of rap by producing music for more famous people like Denzel Curry and A$AP Rocky. His biggest and most sigma accomplishment in his career that has largely went uncredited was creating phonk music and popularising Memphis rap in the early 2010s, giving a platform to people like /mu/'s favorite wigger Lil Ugly Mane.
As a kid he was diagnosed with asperger's, and was bullied by the other niggers in his hood for liking nerdy shit like skateboarding. He was also into religions, which is why he got a star of David tattoo, that he later covered up lol. He also was into vampire aesthetics before Playboi Carti made it cool gay as fuck.
At his peak most people didn't mind his aspie-ness, due to him being quite talented at making beats. Or, at least more talented than the other people making beats at the time. One of these people who was more forgiving of SGP's autism was A$AP Rocky. Rocky stole from other "artists" to get bigger (just like how he got his name), since SGP had a different style he ripped off him and was able to get bigger than SGP because of his Jewish manager pushing him on every platform. This would cause a beef between him and Rocky's rap group the A$AP Mob, as well as XXXTentacion, who hated SGP so much he tattoo'd "Fuck Purrp" on his hand, which the hate for him would only grow more after Purrp dissed their dead friend and manager A$AP Yams, saying on Twitter he was gonna play football with his urn.
Lil Shark
Lil Shark was an 11-year-old who made Meme Rap on SoundCloud around the same time Purrp was getting big. As a joke Shark started dissing Purrp on songs, which SGP took seriously. This went on for a bit until Shark commited an hero, leading to Purrp mocking him on Xitter and his Instagram story.
—SGP on Xitter before being b& | ||
Like any good schizo black man, Purrp is addicted to Twitter, specifically using it anytime he's going through a meltdown, or just to say random shit that's on his mind.
Trolling SGP
Homeless Arc
Lyrics
—SGP dissing Lil Yacthy, or atleast trying to | ||
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Livestream Moments
- Green bird
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===Misc vids
- unfunny fat faggot meets SGP on the street
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See Also
External Links
SpaceGhostPurrp
SGP KF thread - lol he got a kf thread
Rusty Cage
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| Religion: | Filthy Atheist |
| Born: | January 24, 1990 (36 years old) |
| Height: | 5'8" |
Rusty Cage
is a YouTuber and every school shooters favorite music artist apparently. His most well known work is a song based on the Knife Game, as well as other songs with edgy subject matter. He claims to have started writing music after failing to steal a slushy machine with some friends, leading to him being on house arrest and learning how to write songs.
Pumped Up Kicks
Nikolas Cruz
Nikolas Cruz is the aspie troll who killed 17 people at his old high school. Before doing so, he would regularly search up Rusty's music on his phone.
William Atchison
Wannabe school shooter and couch cuck William Atchison would regularly flirt with Rusty on Kiwi Farms.
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Senpai notices!...after death..
Anisa Jomha
Anisa Jomha is the wife of IDubbbzTV, she is infamous for being an attention starved whore who will do anything to be either a victim, or the villain of something.
Fakes Death
See Also
- Randy Robert Stair - Rusty made Randy's thread on KF
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The Gamer Gator
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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The Gamer Gator or Gaydor (Powerword: Christopher Brian Holloman) is the obese former co-host to Ethan Ralph's show the Killstream, and Otaku Mister Metokur simp, who fucks bodypillows and is struggling to get by financially.
History
His personal life isn't well known. He has said to have dated a thicc latina baddie before, but it was later proven untrue.
He was obsessed with Gamer Gate when it was going on, which is where his name comes from.
It's not clear when Chris met Ralph, but he was a writer, and co-host since essentially the beginning of the Killstream. Along with Zidan (the third co-host), they would help pick up after Ralph by taking up the most of the work for the show, like getting guests to appear and making sure the stream was up. Well, that was mostly Zidan's work, all Gator did was press a soundboard or say something unrelated and unfunny.
After Zidan had left though, Gator became Ralph's PR and would always defend or speak for him when he did something retarded. Even when Ralph didn't pay him, Gator would still suck his dick.
This was until Gator couldn't pay for Bodypillows and ramen anymore with the money he was getting payed, and decided to hop on the train of fucking with Ralph and his fans when it started getting popular to do so. He possibly got this 8chan, as he has said to be a user of the site.
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Pineapple Kool-Aid
Pineapple Kool-Aid also called Pineapple Spears is the latest installment in nigger cuisine. Enjoyed by mudsharks and hoodrats alike, the food is a sugary combination of sliced pineapples fermented in Kool-Aid that got big on places like xitter and TikTok. At first a genuine attempt at making food turned into a meme by heckin' facists, it soon became something legitimately enjoyed by zoomers.
The initial videos made about the item came from niggers in da hood trying to make a living. Except instead of actually getting a fucking job they searched through their pantries and put random shit together until they discovered the pineapple and Kool-Aid pairing. They would then film videos of their friends trying the food and having an orgasm about how tasty it was, with some sort of plugging at the end about where to purchase this product. Since it was just too ingredients, it quickly caught on and any person in need of just more than EBT could do it.
How to make Pineapple Kool-Aid
- 1. Get a plastic container.
- 2. Get Pineapple. Cut it into slices.
- 3. Make, or buy Kool-Aid.
- 4. Put Kool-Aid and Pineapple into container.
- 5. Wait for it to ferment.
- 6. ???? PROFI- UNFUNNY DEAD MEME TEMPLATE
See Also
- Skibidi - this treat is VERY skibidi
Chimpout Forums
Chimpout.com also known simply as the Chimpout Forums, is a website where all races can come together and hate niggers. The site is currently owned and ran by a faceless aryan(?) man who goes by DJ Stoopnig. Although a racist forum, he allows Jews, Spics, and even Jeets to the site if their anger towards niggers entertains him enough.
Links to be used
Duel.com
Duel.com is a gambling website that larps being based to get Reddit "Nazis" to fork over their money. Because, you know, they're based dude! The site is currently run and owned by Ossi Ketola, a Finnish casino entrepreneur.
They have been promoted by people like GypsyCrusader and ChudTheBuilder, and use brainrot and meme-y imagery to advertise themselves. At the Blackjack tables, the dealers (usually women) are encouraged to do stupid shit on cam to get clipped, and posted short-form. The cringe things they've done are shit like singing Kanye's HH song, and cosplaying as Caleb Vazquez.
Elaine Miller
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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Couscous/Sandbox = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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Elaine Miller
is a GOTIS who is on a mission to take down Kiwi Farms.
Kiwi Farms
It all started after Elaine started sypthining clout from Lilee Jean when she was getting popular, which caught the eyes of users on the Lolcow.farm thread about Lilee. The user started going through her digital footprint, and KF would later follow suit, as they were also documenting Lilee's drama. Elaine found out about this, and came to the farms demanding Josh takes down all mentions of her from the site, or she will presue legal action. Josh didn't listen, and a stand alone thread was made for her.
Sometime after it's creation, she posted pictures of her with Josh's name on her thighs, along with a pic of her pissing her pants for some reason. She did all of this to bring awareness to her drama with KF. which did end up working, but not in her favor. With the Kino Casino and Ethan Ralph making fun of her on their streams.
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Joining under the name Trollcow, she would join the Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord, and begin trauma dumping to all of the users (including people like Meepsheep), about Kiwi Farms and what had been going on with her and them. Seeing how gay her alogs on KF were a couple members of the Discord decided to go in her thread and derail it for a bit. This got one of the admins a site ban, and the others thread banned. Elaine saw this and thought it meant ED was her personal army, so she began sending a bunch of personal info about Josh Moon (that ended up being fake LOL), so the users in the server can help her take down the site or some shit. She would also join EDF, to less fan-fare.
The only truly funny thing that happened relating to Elaine was ED's favorite Brazilian and former Schlog admin, Retarded FAG, confessing his love to her in chat, only for her to say she only dates pyscho edgelord guys.
Skibidi Farms and becoming a Foodist
Now with her personal army requested denied, how could she continue her bergade agaisnt KF? By associating with 764 and Foodists. Elaine had already had a pedophile controversy before this, when she sent nudes to a 14 year old boy. But now she was doing things like joining Skibidi Farms, and taking part in their discussions about various degenerate topics.
Elain Vs. Metokur
Mister Metokur had made fun of Elaine for being a BPD retard, in retaliation, Elaine fucking swatted him.
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Princess Maydine
Princess Maydine, also known as Mommy Maydine and Goddess Aryan Queen Princess Maydine, is a fat anthro deer, made by Frank Conti✡. She is hated by Indians for being an Aryanwin, and generally just being based.
Gdnigger2012
Have you ever heard of an Indian man who tried forcing a meme on ED and failing so fucking miserably?
Meet Gdnigger2012💩, a CONFIRMED Indian Larping as a German who came to ED in hopes of taking Maydine down. He is the sole hater of Maydine, some would wager that half of the Maydine hate you see, he is likely behind it. He hosts an entire fucking Discord server dedicated to her, and wrote himself in the original article.
itzcrazygerman432 - LOLOLOL HE'S PRETENDING TO BE GERMAN
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Edward Bernard Przydzial
Edward Bernard Przydzial known as nanny.keys on EDF is a gay porn actor who posts almost for hours on EDF, spamming pornography in the Zoo subforum. He does this to pwn Encyclopedia Dramatica as a whole for having an article on Donny Long, his buttbuddy.
LOL Stalking
Eddie on EDF
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Twomad
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Twomad (Powerword: Muudea Sedik) was one of the greatest trolls on the Internet, so much so that when he killed himself the only way his haters could get a one-up on him was dancing on his corpse. He got his start making MLG Overwatch videos, which got popular because of his editing skills (which were very impressive for a nigger). This and other heavily edited IRL videos got him connections with big names like Shadman and Belle Delphine, which he shot a photo-shoot with while her boyfriend watched and took the photos. Belle later said he was awkward as fuck in real life.
Raep and Pedophilia
The reason Twomad was so mocked after his death was because of what he called "Emily BLM's" hating how edgy he was becoming on Xitter, as he became more active on the site and stopped making main channel content. After making tweets like saying that a tranny who got murdered at the time was his girlfriend, a Twitter thread was made by an ex of Twomad's and accused him of being a rapist. She was backed up by Jameskii (who was also friends with Shadman mind you), because Twomad had made fun of him before and said he was lying about his ethnicity.
What she alleges is that Twomad had whipped out his dick in her face and forced her to suck it, along with trapping her in a room with him, and pointing a gun at her.
Kino Casino
WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BUDDY!!!
The Kino Casino is a live show hosted by fat loud retard PPP† (Powerword: Ashton Parks), and his stuttering cokehead boyfriend Andy Warski✡. The two come together every weekend to talk about lolcows
Despite being seen as lolcows themselves, the two have been shown to be very influential, with various different JewTubers and streamers stealing their lingo or catchphrases, like the word "felted".
Andy Warksi
Back during GamerGate and the 2016 presidential election, there were various political YouTubers coming out to cash in a check. One of these people was Andy Warski. Who was basically the more autistic Sargon of Akkad. He hosted his own live show along with the Morning Kumite with equally retarded fag Tonkasaw, and talked about Internet politics and drama. This got them connections with other people in the sphere, like Ethan Ralph (who he co-hosted on his show for a while) and Mister Metokur. This steady income of money also got him addicted to cocaine.
Eventually Tonka sperged out on everyone, and along with Corey Barnhill (an actual pedophile) falsely accused Andy of being a pedo with fake Snapchat screenshots. This and Tonka's former boasting of being a Wrestler, got started on the idea of Andy and Tonka boxing, which was going to be hosted in an actual ring with professionals.
Andy for some reason was very into the idea of beating the shit out of Tonka and legitimately trained before the fight, while Tonka was very silent on his end. It was later found out in the days leading up to the fight that Tonka had sent in a false blood test, and thus was void from entering in. Andy, along with Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph did show up just to dance on Tonka's already dead career.
This slam-dunk on Tonka didn't last for long, because now he was out of a partner to mooch off the income of. For a bit he had a live show with Ian Miles Cheong that didn't last long, and he eventually started IRL-Streaming, which he did with Ethan Ralph for a bit, until the two got into a fight. But the final killer to the saga was him getting into a fight with randoms on the street, and his friend pulling out a gun on them with Warski now infamously yelling at them to AIM AIM AIM.
PPP
Unlike Warski, PPP isn't that big of a retard. At least compared to him. He originally started off as a Christian YouTuber and pastor at a church, until content making fun of Ethan Ralph became popular, which is when he started to grift being a Ralph alog.
Midwest Emo
Midwest Emo is a genre so gay it became a meme. The idea is folk-y or country sounding instrumentals backed by emo vocals or lyrical themes. It was originally popularized by American Football (not actual football), who set a standard of shittiness that hasn't been met since. The band is comparable to In The Aeroplane Over The Sea and Neutral Milk Hotel, as they're beloved by /mu/ and have one good album.
The genre became a meme after people started putting the music over cartoon scenes, or parodying it in general.
Music
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Pieman
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Pieman is a 21-year-old former commentary YouTuber who was kicked from the sphere for being an aspie loser. His career began when he was 15 and would make video essays about SNCA like the Sektur. This would get him to be platformed by his idol and fellow loser sperg JohnSwan, along with many others.
He would began sexting another young person in the commentary sphere named ImAlexxStan69, who he would message on Xitter. While he was 15 and she was 13...At least, that's what she said, until it came out she was actually 12, with Pieman's response to this being that knowing that she was younger turned him on more. Now Pie isn't a pedo for this despite it sounding very weird, but others in the commentary community at the time (mainly JohnSwan) did talk about it like he was, getting a huge hit to his credibility.
Pie would later be on a liveshow with John, where him and his friends asked Pie if he ever spoke to a real female, with Pie saying he never has outside of Xitter. After the call he almost killed himself, with his parents having to swoop in before he could and taking him to a hospital to get seen by Dr. Soyberg.
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After this drama he joined Kiwi Farms in the same time period and for whatever reason wasn't banned for being a kid, and spent most of the time there alogging Ethan Ralph and fanboying over Mister Metokur and Nick Fuentes.
Despite not being white himself, Pieman loves BWC and has called himself a Groyper and Nazi multiple times. Even almost interviewing Nick Fuentes. When George Floyd overdosed, Pieman was debating and tweeting at nobodies, saying he deserved it.
This would eventually lead up to a video where he does blackface, and wears a Swastika on his t-shirt, saying how no one should employ him because he's a real ass Nazi or some shit. This was so controversial at the time it was enough for Turkey Tom, Nicholas DeOrio, and Justing Whang to talk about it on a podcast.
Logan Paul
Fucking a Pedo
Troons Out
External Links
See Also
- LeafyIsHere - featured in one of Pie's videos
- Keemstar - watched Pieman
Tipster
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
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Tipster⚧ (Powerword: Robert Santellan Jr)
is a fat disgusting Mexican troon who used to be a commentary YouTuber, but grifted to being a leftoid for his mommy Keffals. He is known for coining the term Goth mommy, and being a massive retard.