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Blockland
A successful attempt at creating something with even worse graphics than Minecraft, Blockland is a high-quality FPS made by some hardworking developer known as Badspot. In Blockland, a player can hang out and build cool things with each other! Sadly, it is instead yet another game that tries to replicate Legos making it somewhat the most miserable attempt at creating a Lego sim in existence; unsurprisingly, the quality is equally shitty. The only lulz in Blockland is from the constant arguing and fighting between themselves and another building game known as Roblox, which ends up in inextinguishable flamewars and drama between special needs children. Blockland is notable for being the only (semi)popular game created using Torque Game Engine, aside from Tribes 2.
The only use for Blockland is for keeping America's autistic youth in their place instead of letting them lurk IRL.
Gameplay
Blockland is a multiplayer construction-based game, yet, most servers tend to be RPs, since building things out of legos is liek so mainstream. The youth of the game have so little fun from building, that it usually ends up in them ragequitting from working too hard. The playerbase consists mainly of homoerotic, mentally ill, foul-mouthed underage brats which makes the experience much more enjoyable.
The building-oriented servers tend to be full of 14-year-olds building dickhouses or naked MLP characters. Most servers hosted by the oldfags of the game are usually filled with their friends with massive egos who act out, and believe that they are right to do so because they played the game 2 months before most of the other little kids around. Predictably, most of these people weren't even alive when the game was originally released, so trolling them isn't much of a chore. It's likely that a new player will be so shunned incessantly by universally every single blocklander, that they will just play singleplayer instead, which defeats the purpose of even buying this game in the first place. Notice how all the characters have no legs at all. This was the creator's attempt at making the game original, by making players into cripples.
Trolling
Trolling these young studs is as easy as pouring a drink; all you have to do is either make a hello topic and they'll start trying to guess if you're an alternate account or not. The other way is to go into one of the many various add-on topics and tell the maker how much he sucks at making them, or you could make a huge Goatse macro and start a server like we did so it shows up on the main site. An easy way to troll in Blockland is to gain access to administration privileges on a server, usually by being nice to the owner and complimenting him or her frequently. Once you're an admin, permaban everyone when the owner of the server and/or the other admins are AFK. If you do this professionally, you will be met with an excessive amount of lulz and might be able to get your own drama topic on the forum with hundreds of replies! You can also impersonate epic trolls of the past, although only oldfags will remember them as 85% of the community is underage b& who weren't even alive when the game came out.
Lag Machine
Here's how to make a machine that will raep the server, all within just 2 minutes of your time!
- Step 1: Plant a brick.
- Step 2: Disable rendering, and go to Events.
- Step 3:onActivate --> Self --> fireRelay
- Step 4:onRelay --> Self --> spawnExplosion --> Vehicle Final Explosion (slide it to 2)
- Step 5: onRelay --> Self --> fireRelay
- Step 6: Copy the events. Click the brick
- Step 7: ???????
- Step 8: Profit!
- Note: Rinse and repeat to increasingly rape the server.
- Note, again: If the server uses custom particles, spam blood / elemental shit to insta-raep the server.
Old History - tl;dr
- November 2004 - Blockland's prototype released to the public, known as Vanilla Blockland or 0002
- February 2005 - A tv show called The Screen Savers (predecessor of AOTS) showcases the game
- Thousands of people flood Blockland and make several mods and offshoots, such as RTB, TBM, AiO, BLM, etc
- AiO steals shit from TBM; TBM devs (hackers) make a virus that rapes anyone's AiO folder if they have TBM installed
- Badspot banishes TBM community
- TBMfags wage war against Badspot, start a project called The Better Game (TBG) in an attempt to rival Blockland
- TBG is never finished, even decades later, despite newfags hijacking the project
- Blockland is fully developed and released, becoming Retail Blockland (the game you know it as now), sparking a civil war of autism and butthurt
- 50% of oldfags choose to boycott refail, choosing to instead waste their lives on an abandoned buggy ass prototype of a game for the next 3 years
- pre-refail Blockland spends 2007~2011 rotting, eventually completely dying in the mid 2010s, becoming known as little more than as abandonware
Recent History
In 2012, maps and interiors were removed from the game in an effort to make way for shaders, and to improve the gameplay. This forced kids to stop playing on GTA maps and learn how to actually build; something that can take months, if not years, to accomplish in this game. Interiors and maps made up a significant majority of the gameplay / exploration. The shaders provided by the update often went unused by blocklanders, as their PCs cant handle them, even though something as weak as a GTX 750 could run the game maxed out with hundreds of thousands of bricks rendered. This update caused the community of autists to turn against each other.
In 2014, the RTB client (a tool in development since 2005 which allowed you to download Blockland addons without the hassle of manually tracking down each addon and carefully installing them), was shut down after the project lead, and homosexual London resident Ephialtes realized it just wasn't worth it anymore. He lost his admin privileges on the forum after Badspot had an autistic temper tantrum from not having his ego stroked.
Without a working RTB client, and without maps or interiors, Blockland became a shadow of its former self. Eventually, it made it on Steam Greenlight, where it went on to get accepted and hosted on the steam marketplace. It went on to attain over 200,000 players. Despite the amount of new players rivaling the original The Screen Savers event of 2005 by 10x the player count, the active population in-game actually decreased by half since the peak of 2010.
2016 went along without any major or significant updates to the game, proving that Badspot gives absolutely no fucks about the game. If you were in his shoes, would you? Oh, and refail is now a decade old now and nerds are still playing this shit.
Servers
There's generally around 20 to 100 servers at any given moment for this game, with a wide selection of interesting game modes to keep you occupied, yet, most of them are roleplay servers. Although the select few people who can actually afford a good computer rarely host (if at all), once in a blue moon the player might run into a somewhat pleasant server. Note: this hasn't been recorded since 2008. Most servers are focused upon concurring fads, and as such, the overall quality of the multiplayer experience hastily plummets, resulting in there rarely being any enjoyable servers.
Gamemodes
- Family RP, where the lonely hang out and pretend to be a mother, father, uncle, etc, much like babyfurs do with their so-called families (though without the incest yiff) because they got disowned from their real family for pleasuring themselves to My Little Pony. Most of these players are usually little kids, which can make for a great trolling target.
- Jail RP is a team deathmatch-based minigame where guards must let prisoners out of their cells without letting them escape or get weapons. The mini-game is popular with the intelligent youth who were gullible enough to purchase this game, since it's the only game mode where you actually have to use strategy. Sadly, most of the time on a JailRP server tends to end up being locked in a cell with nothing to do, while guards physically abuse and sodomize prisoners who haven't committed a real crime to begin with.
- City RP is where players must get a job and hastily build ugly shacks to survive frequent shootouts. Most of the time, it's just idiots killing each other and ragequitting.
- Deathrun is where one team tries to escape, usually by going through obstacles, and the other team keeps activating the traps too early or late because they're autistic and suck at everything.
- Freebuild is where you basically actually play the game; you build. Sadly, most of the players will fuck with you while you're working, either by placing plates / bricks around your area so you can't build, or by the server having an autist as an admin, who will ban you randomly anyways. Not that it matters as your builds will be deleted or lost in a day anyways.
- School Shooting is a TDM minigame concept consisting of two or three teams; Shooters, SWAT, and Students. Shooters must shoot up the school and kill as many students as possible, before the SWAT team gets to the school and stops them. Students must survive by hiding or fighting back with fists, pencils, etc. Despite making fun of some really fucked up shit, whenever this game mode is hosted (4/20) it leads to some of the most fun in all of gaming! Sadly, these servers rarely last more than a few days before that faggot Badspot bans the user's accounts from the master server list.
Original Blockland (v0002)
Once in a time long past, a busy Badspot was working on the prototype of what would come to be known as Blockland. After countless hours of work, it was finally released in November of that same year. Eventually, it got thousands of players from TSS who proceeded to ruin the game's community. Due to the game being open source and easy to script for, many mods came into existence, with many significantly changing the base game enough to become their own spinoffs. The first major ones were called BlocklandMods and All-in-One, both shitty mods that stole shit from everyone else, and were played by everyone until superior alternatives like RTB came out.
Return To Blockland (RTB 1.045)
One of the most important modifications was Return to Blockland, which added many necessities and filler content. A major feature of RTB was the Editor Wand which modifies the size and angle of bricks. RTB used to have a large community, but after Blockland was finished and released, most people quit RTB and flocked mindlessly to refail, thus prompting the RTB community to quickly dissolve. Eventually, an E-Lawyer by the name of Vyper144 came along and made his own forums for the game known as Blockland Central. Due to insufficient cashflow, he attempted to get more cash by telling his 200 member community that they were spastic crybabies, and expected people to give him money. Instead, only a couple people proposed to donate, and eventually no donations were given. Thus, Blockland Central would eventually cease to exist. Years later, it was replaced with another forum called AndoRTB. AndoRTB did not flourish, and only managed to stay alive from the drama caused between GooG, Redninja, Sephiroth (See: Drama segment in this article for moar info), and the 3 other people there. Many RTB players who stayed after the actual game was released would try their hardest to keep the game alive, but they were ultimately unsuccessful.
Over a decade after RTB was popular, the post-retail community (who joined years after the game died) still tries to keep it active.
The Better Mod
Around the same time RTB started, another mod came to being: TBM, (The Better Mod) a game which was made by a group of script kiddie basement dwellers. Initially, the reaction to TBM was very positive, due to adding hundreds of bricks, revolutionary new scripts, and even moar content. But some code was discovered which would delete AiO's (another popular mod at the time) files due to AiO stealing shit from TBM. After learning the news, Badspot banished TBM from the BL community and brainwashed his fanbase into waging e-war. TBM would only survive for 2 years until a new generation of wannabee-skids came along. TBM held severe butthurt and jealousy against RTB for housing more people, and resorted to numerous childish attacks against the other team, such as the following server from 2006:
The Orange Block
This new generation would produce The Orange Block, a game add-on made by a perverted, sexually confused teenager, Dshiznit. The development team consisted of 14 year old script kiddies newfags, who stole code and content from RTB, SFM, AIO, and Retail. The only thing that separates it is the i-gob which lets you save bricks and load them on any other server, which they also stole directly from TBM. The community still exists, but it's mainly full of 12 year old furfags who can't afford 10 bucks to buy the actual game.
TBMOBfags are notable for several illicit acts of skidfaggotry, like stealing copyrighted material, DDOS raids, etc. [1] [2] [3]
The Better Game
It's worth mentioning that there is a project that has been in the works since 2005 called "The Better Game" which was supposed to compete with Retail when it was released in 2007. Instead, Retail was eventually released, but the TBG project was canned. One day in 2009, Cyberprime and some other skidfags decided they'd steal the abandoned project and pretend they were in charge, which prompted the attention of some of the original TBM devs.
So far they have been able to create their own minifig model, which they broke (TOB is defunct), and a malfunctioning start menu! Previously, they have been attempting to get their hands on Torque 3D which was cut from $1500 to only $99![4]
RTB vs TBM: The Eternal Flamewar
Since 2005, RTB and TBM have constantly been at 'war'; underage children trying to hurt the feelings of their rivals. Oddly enough, RTBers eventually stopped flaming the homoerotic queens on the other side and got back to their typical infighting. Despite many of the TBMTOBfags being in their 20s now, they still try to ignite flame years later, despite 99% of RTBfags moving on with their lives, a trait that TOBfags have yet to obtain.
2016 Update: TOB's website is down; AndoRTB's website is down. Nothing of value was lost.
Blockland Forums
The Forums are populated by mentally-ill 14 year old teenagers with abandonment issues, which prompts constant amounts of butthurt in their minds. The forum has quickly degenerated into a /b/oard, with retards making an appearance in every thread. The forum is run by Badspot, aka 35-year-old Eric Hartman, your typical nerd who graduated from Virginia Tech. Despite being in his 30s, he has never mentally progressed past age 15.
The forum has a drama section for retards to cry about other players and to spark constant flame wars with the others. When they aren't up to their typical infighting, they're talking about the creator's babydick and how they would suck it right off him. The forum has a gallery for the creations made by the many inhabitants of the game. To protect their feelings, Badspot enforced a rule which states that any negative statements about their pixelated, untextured garbage will get that person permanently banned, but starting countless flamewars for no good reason and acting even more queer than Bruno, that.. that's perfectly acceptable.
Gallery of Gayness
Note to BLfags: most of the pics here are from 0002 / Alpha Blockland, when the game was vastly superior.
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Welcome to Blockland! -
Cho Seung Hui joins a server -
This build is probably older than the average BLfag. -
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Christ-sika -
Columbine High School rebuilt -
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School RP Raid -
Some retail fag made a dick mod. -
A typical scene on Sephiroth's servers. -
Inside his apartment; notice Dylan Klebold's gun? -
Welcome to the offices of GoFuckYourself LLC -
Hitler Statue -
Baby monkey :3 -
Typical mod. -
Jew-Rat Copter -
the JIDF strikes back! -
Typical art these virgin kids made back in 2007 -
Inside Seph's other apt. -
Typical scenery -
Columbine Reenactment -
part 2 -
part 3 -
Columbine High School recreated -
CHS part 2 -
CHS part 3 -
The corpses of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold -
Jocks with white hats -
Trenchcoat Mafia -
Typical 0002 server -
ALLAHU AKBAR!!11 -
Joey The Autist caught on tape -
Nazi concentration camp -
Jew bank -
Ban Notice -
Nazi march -
Nazi salute -
Nazi Monkey -
Blocklanders did WTC -
A concentration camp someone built around an AFK guy. -
good griefing technique -
a player finds a Swastika -
9/11 rebuilt! Sadly it was shortly re-pwn'd -
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A typical TDM -
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Satanic Ritual -
Surprise Buttsecks -
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Autist's Hideout
Drama
The livelihood of the Blockland forums revolve around the Drama Section. The Drama Section is the third most popular board on the forum, aside from Off-Topic and Games, proving that players are nearly three times more interested in anything not related to Blockland. It is also the forum with the highest Reply-to-Thread Ratio, indicating that any one message posted here will undoubtedly result in at least 10 pages of idiots bickering with each other over trivial shit nobody cares about. Case Example
Drama made in Blockland is usually so stale and lifeless that not even the most psychotic freaks who occupy the forums have trouble making a big deal about it. This phenomenon is so problematic, that Badspot made it a bannable offense to make a comment about how you just don't care.
Regardless of how prominent this rule is (having a sticky thread all to its self), most drama is so terrible that this rule has claimed many victims who could not restrain themselves from posting a yawn. The people that create the majority of threads are those with massive amounts of unwarranted self importance, bitching about abstract ideas and forum trends that literally couldn't be less important if it didn't even exist at all.
Despite how uninteresting the average thread is, with a community as hostile and immature as Blockland's, more than a few people have gone down in flames so bright they deserve to have their failures cataloged here for all eternity, though most of these examples are usually written by the attention-seeking idiots themselves.
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
Plaz
Plaz is one of the most infamous users of the game. He was a Skiddie who fucked around with code which got badspot to ban him. He came back for shits and giggles, and harassed and trolled people until he became ban on sight. During 2009~2012, he had drama topics made about his activity and behaviour on an almost-daily occurrence. Many lesser trolls often impersonated him and got dozens of drama topics made about Plaz even more. IRL, he's a right-wing spic living in Michigan who's had the partyvan show up for some of his hax0ring.
Storm Surge
Storm was a 12 year old boy who got in deep shit after orchestrating several SWATting attacks against random cockland autists. After the cockland community did some investigation, tracked him down and DOXed him, he was eventually arrested by the cops and will now be spending the next several years getting fucked up the ass by niggers. This event brought intense drama to an otherwise stale year on their pathetic forums, and resulted in a Skiddie faggot getting what he deserves; good riddance. Sauce2
Sephiroth
Sephiroth was a 13 year old boy who trolled and acted like a retard throughout the long span of time he's wasted his useless life on this game. He was hated in the pre-retail era for shitposting, acting like a retard, insulting people and crashing hundreds of servers using exploits in the game's coding. TOBfags hated him for trolling and harassing their forums for years (even up to 2013), and RTBers were split between appreciation and disgust, as he hosted one of the more notable sites dedicated to 0002. However, his dumbass antics and disrespect towards the egos of the other kids made him the most infamous player in the post-refail era of the community.
On retail, he continued the foul and idiotic behavior, resulting in him getting banned a dozen times from the forums, and his stolen keys deactivated just as much. He never bought the game and kept coming back by using social manipulation skills to steal Blockland Keys from dozens of little kids, until getting them deactivated after massive trolling operations. Around 2011, he grew up enough to have a brain and got numerous dramas made about him, such as this one, where he managed to get 14 pages of drama from only 3 of his posts; all while Impersonating Plaz. His last account, FadedGlory, was eventually used to troll ponyfags on their containment thread, after months of his inactivity from the forums. He eventually got banned but managed a few more pages of drama. Since then, he's been quiet; never to be seen again. On occasion, newfags bring up his name as he is still notable within the cockland community.
Probuilder
Probuilder was a prominent troll from 2006~2008, who challenged the autists to a building competition, which resulted in the refail community being little bitches and insulting him. Only a few people even attempted the challenge, but gave up. Probuilder eventually made a prototype of his build in retail after nobody pulled it off. To this day, he's still mentioned on occasion, 8 years after he's been gone from the game. Other antics include trolling servers and autists hard, insulting badspot and DOXing him, and countless other acts of lulz. He has over 9000 dramas and counting. More sauce: [5] [6] [7]
Robo and Slick
Attention whore Jimmg posted a topic about Slicksilver banning his bro RoboNoob after he forgot to pay him for the whore he bought. The topic unfolded in a mass of fake suicide, nudes being spread, and fun times.
Zoneark and Truce: Skiddie Trolls
Truce made a client script that gave him direct console access on servers. Together with Zoneark, they did this just to clear some bricks, ban random people, and otherwise cause chaos "for luls". Badspot finally caught on and demanded they tell him what is the cause of this. Zoneark blamed it on Iban's zombie mod, which Badspot was quick to judge as complete shit and instead targeted McTwist's RP Core mod as the source. Zoneark, Truce, and Only1Rebel (whom had not appeared in either the forums or game for over a year), along with three other "unknown" users, had their keys de-activated. This has been going on for two whole weeks before Badspot even took action. Many butthurt players ragequitted from Blockland because their work they spent hours on was deleted forever.
.Aeris.: Smalltime Gambler
Recently, another challenger appeared to the throne of spreading nudes on Blockland. Aeris flashed her 'friends' on the forums, and Jimmg, of Robo and Slick fame, caught on, which led to more drama. Aeris was promptly banned after breaking a rule by claiming she had better things to do than argue on a forum. Three days later, she was unbanned. Small arguments between her and other members of the community continue to happen sporadically.
Despite several warning from more caring members of the community, .Aeris. has made several efforts to add to this article and show the basement dwelling peasants of Encyclopedia Dramatica she is actually just a defenseless young girl that has never done anything wrong, ever, and everyone who does not like her just spontaneously decided to do so (probably because she is so super cute and they are jealous because they don't have a girlfriend).
Her revisions include revising this subsection to reflect better on her and more poorly on the rest of the community, and adding an aside under the below picture demanding that ED find the pictures of her naked. She also registered another account and tried to add a piece about Jimmg (the person who pointed out how many nude pictures she had given out).
Unfortunately for her, these revisions were undone by SysOps, meaning that the bullshit she tried to add was so flagrantly retarded that people whom have never played Blockland and were not involved in the incident could clearly see what a crock of shit it was.
Recently, .Aeris. took a fucking hint and had one of the prepubescent boys she gave nudes to post that she is leaving. This is probably a sincere notice letting her friends know that she will no longer be active in the forums and it is very unlikely that she is doing this for attention.
In a chat with Visage, .Aeris. revealed that she was a spy part of a group of /b/tards on Blockland to troll and take over Blockland. If all of these /b/tards are as successful as her, the forums should be under their control by next week
—Aeris being the mad attention whore she is. | ||
MegaScience: Savior of Women
Over the course of a few days, MegaScience tried to secretly vandalize this article because he came across a half-nude pic of a girl he loves. Now, knowing Megascience and WhiteKnights, once they don't get their way they go and cry about it, such as he did over at Blockland's forums.
According to Blockland's own community, MegaScience is known for being the biggest suckup to females on the site. Whenever you can, please remind him that he'll never get laid and removing pictures of his many girly friends will take him even further away from any china he will ever know.
Let's not forget how much he'll ask you to add him on various IMs if you somewhat agree with him on something. Status = Forever Alone.
MegaScience Words of Wisdom
—MegaScience, admitting to his blatant faggotry | ||
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Lord Tony
CURRENT HIGH-SCORE HOLDER FOR MOST ACCOUNTS PERMANENTLY BANNED: 11
Lord Tony is a typical Brony who likes to jack to fat ponies and bestiality, or at least this is what he wants you to think.
In truth Tony is a 25 year old lonely basement dweller second floor dweller who lives with his parents and attempts to troll people all day rather then getting off his lazy ass and getting a job got called for a job.
Some of Tony's glorious trolling.
Lord Tony: There's a snake in my ass. Zookuw: wat Zookuw: And you complain about figurines Lord Tony: there's a pony dick in my ass Zookuw: Why do you like that sort of thing tony? Lord Tony: I shove pony dols in my butt Lord Tony: show the world Lord Tony: of my sick doll fetish Zookuw: Also your piss fetish? Lord Tony: I pee on dolls Zookuw: Of course you do tony of course you do Lord Tony: I have sex with dead pony dolls
IBan
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Iban, AKA Joshua Moon, is Ichverbot, and has his very own article on our site! |
Iban was an infamous psychopath who managed to troll the game so hard that he amassed over 9000 drama topics. He's a very notable lowcow, perhaps even the most infamous of all time; enough to have warranted his very article on this site! It should come off as no surprise that in the numerous years that he's played cockland, that he would amass countless amounts of drama and lulz. Below are just some of these; it would take an entire book to document all of the troll dust and autism he's left behind in his digital footprint.
House fire
His grand finale was an event in which his House Burned down. He lost his cat and mommy as they were burned alive. There were also hundreds of thousands of dollars in assets lost in the act of arson. It was initially suspected that Iban did it himself, but it was later revealed to have been committed by his mom's boyfriend.
Joshua: Hey Otis Joshua: you know how last night my mom said to leave because they were fighting Otis Da HousKat: whaaaa Joshua: and then I kinda poofed Otis Da HousKat: ya Joshua: well right after she told me to call the police Joshua: because someone had dumped gasoline through their room to the hall to the living room Joshua: so i called da poleec n was like "missus police it appears there is gasoline in my house and this dude is mad, REAL MAD." Joshua: so she sas da poleec is on da way Otis Da HousKat: shit nig Joshua: so I walk out to my car and tell him as he dumps gasoline throughout the living room Joshua: "You guys are fucking retards." Joshua: and he says "No, just very dumb." Joshua: I wish I could say I deserved it but it was my mom's house and I am quite unaffected. Otis Da HousKat: You can just bum out anywhere with an intronet connection Joshua: Yeah. Joshua: That and a lot of problems were solved. Joshua: My cat was a burden. Although I loved him and I don't think smoke inhalation was a suitable death for such a loving old man, I do know he doesn't have to deal with my mom's abuse and nobody has to worry about him now. Joshua: Andrew made everyone miserable and my mom was too afraid of being alone to see it. He's facing 20+ years of prison time for arson, violating parole, domestic battery, 2 counts of attempted murder Joshua: and I will see to it he gets charged with Animal Cruelty as well. Joshua: The house was 30 years old and the mortagage owned on it was TWICE was it was worth now Joshua: it was also under a runway which harbors the Eglin Airforce Base with super loud F35 jets Joshua: Cat? Gone, and no longer suffering. Joshua: Andrew? Gone. Joshua: House? Gone. Joshua: Mortagage? Paid for by insurance. Otis Da HousKat: Time to start fresh Joshua: And then some Joshua: Feels way better than it should Joshua: I'm happy, though Joshua: I wanted this Joshua: We lucked out
Ironically, he posted the following just a few months before the house burned down:
Colten, that is so old I can't even bring myself to care. I'm not going to be a jerk to her because some dumb angsty cunt on an Internet forum took advantage of her trust (in exactly the same way you took advantage of mine) and used her as a weapon against me. You are an awful human being, and I hope your child burns to death.
Karma, bitch.
Potential Madman?
Iban is also a potential mass murderer, as seen below in this chatlog:
4:51 AM - Joshua: Everyone I've ever fucking met 4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can 4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting gunned down by SWAT 4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life aspiration 4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer 4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina
Eventually after years of absence, a newfag made a drama asking about him which resulted in 47 pages of chimpouts / discussion about him, and he returned from the grave to answer questions.
Furries
Very rarely does a community solely consist entirely of negative traits, but Blockland strives for perfection. One of the most agonizing traits of Blockland's community is its tolerance to Furries. Even Roblox has a rule against anything related to the fandom, including user-made cat ears and other accessories. Even though the founder and only admin of the board appears to be anti-furry, he is too fucking lazy to do anything about it (and probably gets off to it.) Despite how many community members don't even want the furries to stay there, they willingly prance around with avatars cut from hentai and signatures with nothing but soft-core porn in a mild, yet effective, effort at trolling the entire user base. One day, a member named Pwnon posted a thread entitled "Is the blockland forum being invaded by furries?" and as the title suggests, the OP was about furries invading and pwnon's obvious hatred at furries. It resulted in a shitstorm of epic proportions. Much lulz ensued.
Badspot
We've talked about this guy before, but its about time we focus the article on this douchebag. Badspot, A.K.A. Eric Hartman, is a 35 year old basement dweller from Eugene, Oregon. Born in 1981, suspiciously the same year as Columbine shooter Eric Harris, and coming from a similar background, it is surprising how this evil twin was able to resist his teenage urges of gunning down his classmates. Both Eric Harris, and Eric Hartman, suffer from severe psychopathy, Tiny Dick Syndrome, and other coincidental things, it's not even funny. Okay, it is, and it's about damn time someone pointed this out so that we can prevent another massacre!
Badspot was once an alright bloke, but after Blockland got popular in early 2005, all the attention went to his head and made him turn into a huge faggot. His behavior has only gotten worse over time, to the point where it is border-line illegal. He is infamous for being a complete fuckin' asshat, neglecting his game, being a dickhead autist on his forums (like his fans are), and countless other acts of atrocious behavior. It's also worth pointing out that Badspot completed college at Virginia Tech. Lol. Sadly, Cho didn't select him in Cho's epic rampage, but in a school of over 40,000 students, could we have expected it?
Badspot's "Secret" Website
Blockland players accidentally discovered Badspot's alternate website, thus starting a thread about it on the forum. This topic started out nicely just showing everyone that their favorite developer is actually a sick fuck by linking them to his personal cartoon porn website, which was full of sex "transformation" animations, and comics. In retaliation, he decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and the poster was banned for 2 weeks.
This was an example of overreacting as the website was never deleted - it was just moved somewhere else. You can find it here. Beware, as the artwork isn't even good to begin with.
Unfortunately, all of the comics look the same, or feature shitty attempts at "Art". Poor dude never got laid.
Blockland players on this article
When Blockland forum-goers stumbled upon this article, some fag named Ninja Guy made a topic about it and it resulted in a lollercoaster of accusations. Players eager to defend the powerful graphics and gameplay of Blockland created accounts to blank the page backed up by the white knighting of HoudiniGal.
People who have blanked this article include:
- User:EvilJebus - Replaced with "I am 12 years old and what is this."
- User:AlphaX100 - Removed every section one by one.
- User:China Wolbert - Replaced the article with crap, but was reverted by MysteryBot immediately.
- User:MetalBL - Pulling yet even more whiteknightism.
- User:.Aeris. - Didn't like the fact that she was pwned by the community she was in.
- User:MegaScience - Repeatedly attempted to get a pic down through trying to mask his edits, forgetting that Blockland members seem to love ED (and furthermore, hate him).
- MegaScience's sock.
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See also
- Autism - a requirement to play.
- Ichverbot - A notable player.
- Lego - what it ripped off
- Roblox - another shitty building game. It has been in a constant Flame war with Blockland since 2005.
- Minecraft - a vastly superior game in every way, shape and form.
External links
- Blockland.us
- Blockland forums
- Badspots's Adult Website
- Badspot's Patreon for his lame ass nerd comic porn
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