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03bgood
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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| Powerword: | Blake Good |
| Nationality: | American |
| Gender: | Male (much to his dismay) |
| Occupation: | YouTuber |
| Years active: | 2007-present |
| Website: | JewTube channel |
03bgood (Powerword: Blake Good (Ryan)) is a Nintendo-loving, basement-dwelling YouTuber from Paris, Illinois who is known for making low-quality rant videos on anime, video games, and TV shows. As a result of this, 03 is often the target of flame wars. He is referred to by many as a "manchild" due to his immature interest for video games and children's TV shows (because everyone else is a moron for playing violent video games) and for the most immature way he acts on the internet. 03 responds with racial slurs to other people, even calling Reggie from Nintendo of America a "moron" for not putting out as much Virtual Console games as Europe and Japan, which can be downloaded for free on The Interwebz.
History
From summer to fall of 2013, 03bgood and fellow YouTube user "JesusWithBazookaz79" engaged in a hate/sex feud. Bazookaz would accuse 03 of being immature and trolling on the internet where as Blake would upload low-quality 144p videos ranting on Bazookaz where he would tell the user he has Autism (who claims it's worse than cancer, but that's debatable) so they can pity him and leave him alone. JesuswithBazookaz79 would however re-upload Blake's rant videos to his channel as a way to bash and shit all over 03bgood for his inability to make good rant videos on other people. Later however, other users such as Simeon Jackman-Smith, dirtbikeredden, and Modern Dave (Davidwash3r3) started making reaction videos on 03bgood and made commentaries on him pointing out his childish behavior acting like a 10 year-old in a 27 year-old man's body on the internet and for his rant videos deemed as "pathetic". This clearly rustled 03bcrap's jimmies, to which he began to make more commentary/rant videos in response to those made on him, resulting in equal amounts of fail.
Around 2014, Blake made a video apologizing for the commentaries and rants he had made on everyone, thus ending the hate-orgy against him and JesusWithBazookaz79 and other users who he had been laughing at his incompetence. But 03bshit still gets into flame wars with many other people on the internet even after his apology. Nowadays Blake tends to upload regular videos on his interest for anime and video games. He hopes to one day produce an animated TV series of his own which will probably turn out to be as bad as Mr. Enter's epic failure that is called "Growing Around". He also seems to make fun of YouTuber "Mariotehplumber", calling him a lolcow (because 03 would know!).
He was also known as UltraMario256 on IGN until some douchebag named Adam in an email hit the "beleet" button on him. 03bgood then wished he would get cancer and die. He clearly hates the website for it's clearly not bribed and fair reviews as he was pissed when he found out they gave Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam a 5.9 while giving shitty FPS games like Cock of Doody: Black Cocks 3 a 9.2 on PS4 and Xbox One. He pledges to leave it quite often, yet like a glutton continues to return there and bitch/make idiotic posts that even the other cancerous users can't stand. While on IGN, he makes the most pointless threads, most of them bitching about how the Virtual Console won't update every damn day like he wants them to, or how he thinks IGN's reviews are bad as well as Nintendo Life's VC reviews. He thinks it's his duty to sue YouTube and rid the world of cyberbullies and trolls when in reality, he's just as bad as his buttbuddy Mr. Enter, as both won't amount to shit in life! On April 5, 2017, he was banned from the forum "Gbatemp" after arguing with fellow users why game reviewers purposely gave Playtonics' Game, Yooka-Laylee, bad reviews.
What makes him wet
- Anything in movies, TV shows, and cartoons about cloning because he's making an animated series about it.
- The Virtual Console (When you can actually download literally thousands or emulators and ROMs on PCs, handhelds, and smartphones)
- Wanting to be a girl in his next life (by that he means repeating the same life over again, but without Autism and not ending up in the shitty 22nd century because of the devastation of global warming and Earth dying after seeing the movie Interstellar in 2015)
- Bullies getting their comeuppances in real life and fiction
- Modern cartoons (Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Yo-Kai Watch, etc.)
What makes him butthurt
- The Virtual Console only being updated with one game (Because Nintendo of America would rather shove amiibo figurines up their asses than release crappy retro games that are already available online for free)
- The Oblongs (He gets pissed off whenever Adult Swim shows it)
- Both fictional and real life bullies
- IGN banning him "wrongfully" thousands of times
- People not being nice to him
- Response videos against him
- Mariotehplumber (irrelevant since early 2015, given how he uploaded a video admitting that his "angry Sonic fag" persona was all an act, which makes him just as bad as 03bgood)
- Feminists destroying the Disney Channel for over 10 years
- Mr. Enter's pathetic YouTube channel being taken down by Viacock and Faux
- Being called out on his hypocrisy, sexism, and racism because he's totally not a bigot
- JesusWithBazookas79 (His original JewTube account was "beleeted" by Google)
- Clay Claymore
- Chris-Chan (Relevant since early 2015. Says he ruined his life and "framed" him, LOL)
- IGN reviews in general (He was pretty butthurt when they gave the PS4 and Xbox One versions of Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 a 9.2, while only giving Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam on the Nintendo 3DS, a 5.9)
- IGN's movie reviews for giving Curse of Chucky, only a 6 while giving Paranormal Activity an 8.
- IMDb (Was one of the millions butthurt from the 4 year old manbabies' "user reviews" of Star Wars, Episode VII: The Force Awakens)
- Being compared to Chris-Chan (Says he'd never burn down his parents' house or mace a GameStop employee)
- Criticisms to comedy sequels like Dumb & Dumber To, Hot Tub Time Machine 2, and Ted 2
- Too many R-rated films and M-rated video games being released just because he can't handle it and thinks they caused Adam Lanza to kill some preschoolers and kindergarteners back in December 2012.
- People hating the stuff he likes
- People liking the stuff he hates
- Reggie Fils-Aime (Says he's responsible for the lack of "Virgual Cocksole" games in North America)
- Satoru Iwata's death (He bawled about his death like all the other Nintendo fantards, and would monetize his video if he was a YouTube partner)
- Finding out that the Virtual Console re-releases of Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow won't have restore points because Game Freak don't want players illegally cloning Pokémon
- Barack Obama
- Karma Houdini (Bullies not getting their comeuppances in real life or in movies and TV shows. Also claims that female bullies are always punished, regardless of the situation)
- Christians, because they don't believe in reincarnation (LOL!)
- YouTube's broken "copyright/fair use" system, even when he's uploading entire episodes of a cartoon or anime
- Anyone bitching about Family Guy because he thinks it's unfair that a show that's been on for 17 fucking years should be still liked but says people like JesusWithBazookaz79 are morons for liking The Oblongs
- Gravity Falls ending after season 2 because the creator doesn't want the show to end up like SpongeBob SquarePants and The Fairly Oddparents and go through fucking seasonal rot
- The YouTube video series 03bgood's Quest to California. (Claims that the photoshopped turds and some fat ugly fuck, wearing a bra in the videos gave him cancer)
- IMDb for getting rid of their message boards.
03bgood Vs. Dumb & Dumber To Vs. ISIS Vs. YouTube
Back in November 2014, 03bgood was butthurt when Dumb & Dumber To got negative reviews from critics and moviegoers and decided to make a video where he told everyone who didn't like the movie should be handed over to ISIS. He claims that it was not a threat, but a statement saying that America is so "ungrateful" that they would be fucked if they were handed over to ISIS. (Or so he thinks)
Teh Powah of Foar
Because Mr. Enter is making a shitty cartoon "inspired" by a short based off some shitty Disney Channel show from like 10 years ago that copied Oh Yeah! Cartoons, now he too wants to make a cartoon that is "inspired" by some awesome 1996 Michael Keaton film and The Powerpuff Girls. Ever seen that crappy Nickelodeon TV film from last year, Splitting Adam? Well this sounds exactly just like it but you know, with fucking superheroes. keep in mind he's been trying to get this series pitched since 2010. That's right, TWO-THOUSAND AND FUCKING TEN!!
Characters
- Cody Mitchell - Some 11 year old boy who clones himself.
- Cody 2 - Cody's smart clone who has like an IQ of 300 or something.
- Cody 3 - Cody's sensitive clone. He thinks if Buttercup can be a tomboy, why can't Cody 3 be a "girly" boy.
- Cody 4 - Cody's strong clone. He's a bigger jerkass than Rick from Rick and Morty and beats up bullies because the creator of the show hates them so much.
- Brian Mitchell - Cody's dad who is a scientist. Like that hasn't been done before.
- Kathy Mitchell - Cody's mother. Perfect fodder for Cody 3.
- Mildred Mitchell - Cody's little sister. Even more perfect fodder for Cody 3.
- Dr. Skull - Basically Mojo Jojo if he were human and didn't talk like a retarded Japanese samurai.
- Jolene Skull - Dr. Skull's daughter who is a spoiled rotten brat. Because that's not totally ripping off Princess Morbucks from The Powerpuff Girls.
The False Flaggotry of Blake Good
As you may or may not know, his biggest detractor is a British, neckbearded fat fuck and one of the many fanboys of Clay Claymore named JesusWithBazookaz79 (the funny thing is that Blake lives in an apartment and according to JWB, he lives with his family as a 21-year-old, but Blake is unemployed, while Jesus is). Anyways, the thing is, JWB79 has made countless of videos on 03bbad, including two parodies. One is called "03bgood's quest to California" and the second is currently not entirely done called "03bgood sorts his life out".
Now, to the actual part related to the name of this paragraph. On January 28, 2016, JWB79's original account he's been using since 2014-15 was terminated for "copyright" (or false-flagging) and what it turns put is that it was all done by the faggot Blake Good himself. This is VERY hypocritical since Blake bitched and moaned about YouTube taking down "his" Hamtaro episode and here we have the sperg pulling a Spax3 or Derek Savage on Jesus. This somehow made 03bgood relevant again. Also, 03bgood made a "threatening" Skype message to the wanker.
Anyways, because 03bgood got compared to Spax3, he made a video talking about Spax3, which may be his last video...
And nothing of value was lost...but it's been speculated that he could come back, according to JesusWithBazookaz.
External links
03bgood His YouTube Channel
03bgood His Facebook- IMDb profile.
- IGN Boards Profile.
- TV.com profile.
- Disqus profile.
- Send him some spam!
See also
- Chris-Chan - His life-ruining archenemy!
- Mariotehplumber - His personal punching bag (Also refers to him as the Canadian version of Chris Chan)
- TheMysteriousMrEnter - Both him and Mr. Enter want to make cartoons, LOL!
- Benthelooney - He has a love/hate relationship with this guy's videos
- Spax3 - Another guy who took down videos and accounts of those who made fun of him, except unlike 03bgood, his mommy is a lawyer
- Meta527II - A lot like him, more or less.
- Asperger's syndrome
- Bullying
- Trolling
- JesusWithBazookaz79 - Wants this guy wiped off the face of the Earth
- Clay Claymore - Also wants this guy wiped off the face of the Earth
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