ADOS

ADOS or AmericanDOS is an acronym for American Descendants Of Slavery (or, perhaps more accurately, Americunts Dependent On Slavery) which refers to a loosely knit group of particularly dumb and self-righteous Afrocentrists who actually believe that they're somehow superior to other black Americans just because their great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandpappy just-so-happened to be a slave at least 100 years ago. Aside from being descended from slaves, most ADOS are highly unremarkable people who are too fucking lazy to get a job and have been forced to rely on their ancestors' sob stories for sympathy ever since Martin Luther King, Jr. helped abolish racism in the 1960s.

A cartoon depicting an ADOS thug beating slavery reparations out of good ol' Uncle Sam^✡.

The ADOS movement was first shat out on June 9, 2018, when a brotha named Antonio Moore decided to write an article for Electronic Urban Report entitled "African Americans Are More Than Just Africans in America" where he coined the term ADOS. In a hilarious case of forgetting to Google your dumb new acronym before using it, it also turns out that ADOS is an acronym for Autism Diagnostic Observation Schedule – a test which is used to determine how autistic you are, and a test that many ADOS are quite ironically in dire need of.

Much Ado About ADOS

	“	This #ADOS bull is a Russian op. It popped up at election time & it will quietly go away after the election is over. It wants to split the Black vote. Who does this benefit? Trump. It’s another gimmick being swallowed like Blacktivist. That was a Russian op,too	„
	—BlackPeopleAreHuman, blaming Russia (archive)

ADOS Gonna ADO

How white devils keep the black man down.

	“	#KamalaHarris is a not a candidate chosen by #blackpeople, she's also not #AfricanAmerican. She's a candidate chosen by the racist elite of the Democratic Party. They seem annoyed that we are not going along with their regularly-scheduled programming. Too bad. #ADOS	„
	—Dr. Boyce Watkins‏ (archive)

	“	@amjoyshow Your a idiot and tool for white supremacy. I hope MSNBC fires you! Im a ADOS and not a Russian bot and your show sucks, your a disgusting pig! The days of being a negro whisper are done!!	„
	—Curtis Trevon Wrider (archive)

See Also

• DOS
• ADIOS
• ABOS
• DDOS
• Eidos

External Links

• Black Critics of Kamala Harris and Cory Booker Push Back Against Claims That They’re Russian “Bots”

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Featured article February 27 & 28, 2019
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