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[[File:Ryan-BLURRYASFUCK.jpg|175px|thumb|right|Ryan Cleary, criminal mastermind]] | [[File:Ryan-BLURRYASFUCK.jpg|175px|thumb|right|Ryan Cleary, criminal mastermind]] | ||
[[File:Ryangame.png|thumb|right|Ryan and mum]] | [[File:Ryangame.png|thumb|right|Ryan and mum]] | ||
'''Ryan "DDoS King" Cleary''' is the 19 year old leader of Anonymous and [[Script kiddie|master hacker]] who was apprehended by police after attacking government websites, despite the fact that his DOX were plastered across the internet. He began his journey into the [[Anonops|secretive criminal underground]] by construing a [[botnet]] with a group of hillbillies and proceeding to DDoS [[Chanocalypse Naow|4chan, 7chan, 420chan,]] and [[Irony|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These attacks, along with the following ones on anyone who mentioned it, would not be possible if it were not for the large amount of time on his hands he had after dropping out of the school of an hero at the age of 10. This type of failure seems to be a hereditary trait, as his mother only communicates through writing some sort of illegible caveman-speak, and his brother was busted by the fuzz after he was caught [http://www.thisistotalessex.co.uk/Mum-fined-letting-son-grow-drug-plants/story-12630503-detail/story.html growing thousands of dollars worth of pot] in their residential home. It is a known fact that more crime occurs in Momma Cleary's basement than in all of the Bronx. | '''Ryan "DDoS King" Cleary''' is the 19 year old leader of Anonymous and [[Script kiddie|master hacker]] who was apprehended by police after attacking government websites, despite the fact that his DOX were plastered across the internet. He began his journey into the [[Anonops|secretive criminal underground]] by construing a [[botnet]] with a group of hillbillies and proceeding to DDoS [[Chanocalypse Naow|4chan, 7chan, 420chan,]] and [[Irony|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These attacks, along with the following ones on anyone who mentioned it, would not be possible if it were not for the large amount of time on his hands he had after dropping out of the school of an hero at the age of 10. This type of failure seems to be a hereditary trait, as his mother only communicates through writing some sort of illegible caveman-speak, and his brother was busted by the fuzz after he was caught [http://www.thisistotalessex.co.uk/Mum-fined-letting-son-grow-drug-plants/story-12630503-detail/story.html growing thousands of dollars worth of pot] in their residential home. It is a known fact that more crime occurs in Momma Cleary's basement than in all of the Bronx. | ||
== On Encyclopedia Dramatica == | |||
Although he was instrumental in helping to bring back ED after [[DeHippo]] tried to murder it, his time on ED was limited. He was too busy huffing butane to take care of a website, even if it is filled with retards and requires minimal upkeep. He would check on the forums every few days, securing them with the unbreakable mysql password niggers1 and proceed to go back to playing Minecraft. Everything else was left up to [[User:E|e]] and [[zaiger]], who spent months cleaning up after him like a new puppy that still shits all over the house. | |||
==Vanned== | ==Vanned== | ||
[[File:Ryansmomsnote.jpg|100px|thumb|right|Ryan's mom left this note outside of their home following his arrest. She misspelled interview!]] | [[File:Ryansmomsnote.jpg|100px|thumb|right|Ryan's mom left this note outside of their home following his arrest. She misspelled interview!]] | ||
On June 21, 2011, the British [[party van]] paid Ryan a visit in coordination with FBI's [[LulzSec]] witch hunt. Although Ryan was not a member of the group, he was responsible for hosting their IRC channel, and thus an enabler, in the same way that AT&T is singlehandedly responsible for every crime planned via telephone. He was also responsible for several DDoSes and had an xbox-hueg botnet. Five charges have been brought against him under the computer misuse act, with the possibility of him being extradited to the United States. This news devastated his family, who believed he had spent the past four years in his room [[fapping|playing video games]] [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/06/22/teenage-global-hacker-suspect-s-mum-i-thought-he-was-just-playing-computer-games-115875-23218107/]. | On June 21, 2011, the British [[party van]] paid Ryan a visit in coordination with FBI's [[LulzSec]] witch hunt. Although Ryan was not a member of the group, he was responsible for hosting their IRC channel, and thus an enabler, in the same way that AT&T is singlehandedly responsible for every crime planned via telephone. He was also responsible for several DDoSes and had an xbox-hueg botnet [[skiddie|consisting of 50 extra-large AWS instances]], which he geniously had [[moron|in his own name]]. Five charges have been brought against him under the computer misuse act, with the possibility of him being extradited to the United States. This news devastated his family, who believed he had spent the past four years in his room [[fapping|playing video games]] [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/06/22/teenage-global-hacker-suspect-s-mum-i-thought-he-was-just-playing-computer-games-115875-23218107/]. | ||
And yes, the [[old media]] went crazy. They actually went to the trouble to mention that he has [[Assburgers]], probably so they can make fun of aspies later. The Party Van was the one who diagnosed him. It's like they were asking for them to use it as a defense. | And yes, the [[old media]] went crazy. They actually went to the trouble to mention that he has [[Assburgers]], probably so they can make fun of aspies later. The Party Van was the one who diagnosed him. It's like they were asking for them to use it as a defense. | ||
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Image:Ryansbedroom.jpg|Ryan's bedroom, complete with cat and ghetto cooling system. [[masturbate|No tissues however, must be a tube-sock kinda guy.]] The cat's name is Columbus, named for the eurofag that killed [[over 9000]] [[Injuns]]. | Image:Ryansbedroom.jpg|Ryan's bedroom, complete with cat and ghetto cooling system. [[masturbate|No tissues however, must be a tube-sock kinda guy.]] The cat's name is Columbus, named for the eurofag that killed [[over 9000]] [[Injuns]]. | ||
Image:Ryansmom.jpg|Ryan's mom, pictured on the left. | Image:Ryansmom.jpg|Ryan's mom, pictured on the left. | ||
Image:Moh.png|Pictured: [[ | Image:Moh.png|Pictured: [[Bubba|Thulsa Doom]] | ||
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Image:Ryanshouse2.jpg|Another photo of Ryan's home. | Image:Ryanshouse2.jpg|Another photo of Ryan's home. | ||
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Ryan "DDoS King" Cleary is the 19 year old leader of Anonymous and master hacker who was apprehended by police after attacking government websites, despite the fact that his DOX were plastered across the internet. He began his journey into the secretive criminal underground by construing a botnet with a group of hillbillies and proceeding to DDoS 4chan, 7chan, 420chan, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. These attacks, along with the following ones on anyone who mentioned it, would not be possible if it were not for the large amount of time on his hands he had after dropping out of the school of an hero at the age of 10. This type of failure seems to be a hereditary trait, as his mother only communicates through writing some sort of illegible caveman-speak, and his brother was busted by the fuzz after he was caught growing thousands of dollars worth of pot in their residential home. It is a known fact that more crime occurs in Momma Cleary's basement than in all of the Bronx.
On Encyclopedia Dramatica
Although he was instrumental in helping to bring back ED after DeHippo tried to murder it, his time on ED was limited. He was too busy huffing butane to take care of a website, even if it is filled with retards and requires minimal upkeep. He would check on the forums every few days, securing them with the unbreakable mysql password niggers1 and proceed to go back to playing Minecraft. Everything else was left up to e and zaiger, who spent months cleaning up after him like a new puppy that still shits all over the house.
Vanned
On June 21, 2011, the British party van paid Ryan a visit in coordination with FBI's LulzSec witch hunt. Although Ryan was not a member of the group, he was responsible for hosting their IRC channel, and thus an enabler, in the same way that AT&T is singlehandedly responsible for every crime planned via telephone. He was also responsible for several DDoSes and had an xbox-hueg botnet consisting of 50 extra-large AWS instances, which he geniously had in his own name. Five charges have been brought against him under the computer misuse act, with the possibility of him being extradited to the United States. This news devastated his family, who believed he had spent the past four years in his room playing video games [1].
And yes, the old media went crazy. They actually went to the trouble to mention that he has Assburgers, probably so they can make fun of aspies later. The Party Van was the one who diagnosed him. It's like they were asking for them to use it as a defense.
Surprisingly, Encyclopedia Dramatica was never mentioned, even though it's the only thing he was ever close to being a "mastermind" of.
Ryan has a girlfriend who also is a basement dweller. They're forever alone... together.
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Ryan is also of aboriginal decent, as illustrated in the videos below.
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Ryan at age 13, coping with his mundane life after his failed suicide attempt three years earlier. -
Ryan's bedroom, complete with cat and ghetto cooling system. No tissues however, must be a tube-sock kinda guy. The cat's name is Columbus, named for the eurofag that killed over 9000 Injuns. -
Ryan's mom, pictured on the left. -
Pictured: Thulsa Doom
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Ryan's deadbeat dad, Jewing it up. -
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Ryan now serves as a poster child for why inhalant abuse is bad. -
Photos of his mother reveal her resemblance to Sherrod. -
Depiction of Ryan in Internet court. -
Ryan during filming on Fashion From Hell. -
Ryan was last spotted chillin' in the back seat
See also
External links
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1337 h4x0rz Captain Crunch • Cult of the Dead Cow • David L. Smith • Gary McKinnon • GOBBLES • HD Moore • Jeff Moss • Kevin Mitnick • Lance M. Havok • Robert Morris • Theo de Raadt • weev • Woz
Try-Hards
2cash • AnonOps • Brian Salcedo • Fearnor • Fry Guy • Gadi Evron • g00ns • Hack This Site • Hacking Team • hann • Joanna Rutkowska • John Field • Joseph Camp • Lizard Squad • LulzSec • Mark Zuckerberg • MarshviperX • Masters of Deception • Michael Lynn • Krashed • Raven • r000t • Ryan • Steve Gibson • th3j35t3r • The Regime • Sabu • Zeekill
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Avira • Ciscogate • Cloudflare • Conficker • CyberDefender • Defcon • The Gibson • The Great Em/b/assy Security Leak of 2007 • Heartbleed • I GOT NORTON! • Is Your Son a Computer Hacker? • Operation Sundevil • PIFTS.exe • Social engineering • Stylometry • SubSeven • Zone-H |
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Ryan is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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