Barrett Brown
Barrett Brown is a known Fed enabler, avoid them at all costs. |
Take Hunter S. Thompson, th3j35t3r, and ev0, mix the three, and strip the result of the dignity, inability to give a fuck, and all other redeeming qualities; add the internet and lack of a real job. Welcome to the world of Anonymous, a strung out mediocre reporter, and self-proclaimed spokesfaggot for the "Anonymous hacktivist collective" who, despite ongoing attempts, is not a household name. A former author (read, "I wrote two articles, does that mean I work here?") for the "American Atheist", Barrett is no more than, in layman's terms, a self-righteous, opinionated, attention-seeking cunt secretly in love with Kirtaner. A junkie that uses everything from heroin, crack, meth, ecstasy and acid. Eventually concluding that big brother and godhatesfags were not enough to shove his agenda towards, Barrett pretended to take on drug cartels, who have guns and power, with his computer and the effectiveness of a strongly-worded blog. Then feds arrested him and found his chat logs.
Anonymous' one man army - #opCartel - Rambo!!!!
—Adrian Chen of Gawker Media (a respectable news source) |
Barrett finally received some of the recognition he felt he deserved in 2011 after Anonymous declared "war" on the Zetas, who were underestimated as being a bit more dangerous than the 13-year-olds and ghetto police websites usually targeted by 1337 Anons. Demanding the release of an alleged Anonymous member taken hostage by Zetas (remember, alleged) Brown and buddies threatened to release the names of 75 Zeta enablers that were purportedly collected through "hacked" emails. When Barrett finally wrote a book, he said he "made a few halfhearted efforts to obtain information" but that he "lacked the wherewithal to get anything accomplished" because of drugs and mental problems, and forgot about the emails he claimed he had.
Barrett Brown's heroin can probably be traced back to Mexican drug cartels |
Battle of the Two Clowns
—?Barrett Brown |
On one hand, Brown has cartels after him, however, th3j35t3r has done a stellar job of pissing off already-enraged terrorists. Only time will tell.
[14:14] <@th3j35t3r> okay brown - post the phrase 'I harass innocent people by phone' [14:14] <@th3j35t3r> on your twitter [14:14] <BarrettBrown> Sure, after you post "I accuse random people of being criminals"
Cashing out
Then Brown turned on Anonymous and made a book deal for $100,000 with snitch Gregg Housh. The fake book never came out.
The downward path of a schizophrenic
—Barrett Brown |
07:59:42 <%BarrettBrown> does anyone know about the nut that has been harrassing me for the last few days? 08:00:06 <%BarrettBrown> apparently i was told by Backtrace Security he was the HB Gary stalker that photographed me 08:02:39 <%BarrettBrown> i was informed regarding such about the photographer, was the nut known as BobbyCarbon 08:04:22 <%BarrettBrown> the individual claimed he worked for the Derector of National Intelligence a few weeks ago. He apparently called me with a spoofed number. 08:05:09 <%BarrettBrown> now i have this incident involving the photographer 08:06:01 <%BarrettBrown> and him harassing me last night, regarding Operation Ethiopia 08:06:18 <%BarrettBrown> i am not losing it 08:07:06 <%BarrettBrown> i recently haven't been taking my Risperidone 08:07:48 <%BarrettBrown> and my Subtex for heroiine withdraw 08:08:09 <%BarrettBrown> i'm having massive heroine withdraws now.... 08:10:18 <%BarrettBrown> i haven't been taking my suboxone and and risperidone recently 08:12:54 <%BarrettBrown> my psychologist prescribed me risperidone recently to take care of my schizophrenia diagnosis 08:14:34 <%BarrettBrown> i've been feeling that the FBI is tapping my cell phone recently 08:15:26 <%BarrettBrown> further research into Man Tech and Endgame has lead me to conclude that they are hiring individuals to photograph and track me 08:16:19 <%BarrettBrown> o 08:16:19 <@SanguineRose> <BarrettBrown> my psychologist prescribed me risperidone recently to take care of my schizophrenia diagnosis 08:16:23 <@SanguineRose> <BarrettBrown> further research into Man Tech and Endgame has lead me to conclude that they are hiring individuals to photograph and track me 08:16:41 <%BarrettBrown> i'm going through some massive heroin withdraws too 08:17:38 <%BarrettBrown> suboxone isn't helping me anymore, probably need to get into a methadone clinic 08:23:33 <%BarrettBrown> my schizophrenia is getting worse i think... 08:25:50 <%BarrettBrown> i'm thinking the FBI is seriously tapping my phone lines now 08:30:26 <%BarrettBrown> but i'm sure Aaron Barr is up to his old tricks to harass me 08:30:33 <%BarrettBrown> with sending photographers.... 08:32:57 <%BarrettBrown> anyone here taken risperidone? 08:33:47 <%BarrettBrown> sh4ri4..... was it for schizophrenia? 08:33:52 <%BarrettBrown> i'm taking it now.... 08:34:39 <%BarrettBrown> yea it's making me eat more...
The Con Man - Doing hard time
—Barrett Brown |
While conning many autistic kids about the "importance of Anonymous", he was arrested on September 12th, 2012. His various charges including stealing money from garden gnomes.
In his disillusioned state he managed to think Sabu was after him. Little did he know it was really an army of Los Zetas exacting revenge for #OpCartel.
Barrett Brown being v& and crying for mommy |
—Barrett Brown |
About two years after the above video was posted, the Internet was all atwitter with speculation about how many centuries Brown would get. It was also revealed that the video above was taken down by persons unknown, but thankfully a new, more complete version has surfaced.
When the feds got Barrett's computers, they found thousands of pages of logs he'd kept on anons and used them against Jeremy Hammond.
Detective Barrett
Kevin Gallagher overdosed, so Barrett became a detective to find out why everyone was part of an FBI plot.
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On the run
Barrett tried moving to Antigua but had to leave when he threatened to kill a taxi driver. He went to London for asylum for but he got himself arrested there too. He says the cops loved him so much they told him about sealed charges when no one else was there. Then Europe said no to asylum because no one wants Barrett.
Snitch schemes
After Barrett fought with AntiSec, he emailed the Stratfor CEO about the Stratfor hack before the emails leaked.
Before FBI snitch Val Broeksmit talked met with the FBI about Barrett, Val told him about the meeting. Barrett hides this but probably has a good reason.
Psycho killer
Barrett finally finished off the Zetas so he changed his name to Rambo Brown started threatening to kill Lauri Love and other anons.
See also
- Texas Jail Booking Registry - Jail Booking Photos better than his Driver's License Picture
- Barrett's wiki Secure behind 7 proxies
- AnonOps - You can't fix stupid
- Sabu - Barrett's h4xer bro
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Barrett Brown is part of a series on "Leaders" of Anonymous |
INDIVIDUALS Barrett Brown | Darr | Eric Bauman | Jackal | Kirtaner | KYAnonymous | Magoo | moot | Neuro | r3x | Paul "Fetch" Carnes | Rfjason | Rorschach | Ryan | Sabu | Splongcat | Starkiller88 | The Gentleman | WBM | zaiger FACTIONS |
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Featured article September 14 & 15, 2012 | ||
Preceded by Diego Grez |
Barrett Brown | Succeeded by Innocence of Muslims |
Featured article December 19 & 20, 2014 | ||
Preceded by Aquaphilia |
Barrett Brown | Succeeded by The Great Torrent Raid |