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2012 (year)
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- This article is about the timeline of events in the year 2012. For other uses, see 2012 (disambiguation).
2012 was only notable for a few high profile instances of violence, and the re-election of Obongo. Not much else. This was the last year where you can use the word nigger in public and not have people get offended. After the Mayan Apocalypse, the old age of Western traditions like Freedom of Speech ended and a new wave of degeneracy of brought by the Black Lives Matter movement that would later emerge in 2013 would further increase the giant sphere of influence that SJWs already had.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from 2012
January
- Katawa Shoujo is released, /a/ proceeds to cream itself
- "Anal." (with a hint of lemon)
- He did it for the lulz.
- Known Autist Pickbothmanlol discovered to be TOW user Fluttershy
- Much drama results in a new era of GNAA trolling of Wikipedia
- Brony fanfic site fimfiction.net compromised by Gayniggers
- Yelling at Cats becomes temporarily relevant
- The SOPA blackout on January 18, 2012
- The FBI shut down Megaupload a day later.
February
- Daniel Brandt loses the game
- Some nigger got shot and every nigger in America spent the next several months chimping out.
- moot caves and adds a pony board to 4chan
- IrcHighway forced offline by the NCF
- Weeaboos return to Rizon
- Kony 2012 is released. Joseph Kony remains free.
March
- Kony 2012 gets big from dipshit hipsters who think they're saving the world.
- Edd Gould dies from cancer, leaving his online friend to make a "legacy"
- Ermahgerd happens. EDiots don't care, and make Mershed Perderder instead
- Shit goes down at the UK Pokémon Video Game Championships by some Spanish nobody.
- ED trolls expose an out of work chubby chaser /b/tard from EDF 2
- DOIN IT N DOIN IT N DOIN IT WELL
April
- European faggots get mad at the encyclopediadramatica.ch contact registry and the domain is frozen, thus the birth of encyclopediadramatica.rs
- The hotly anticipated cinematic event of the year premieres at the 15th annual Sonoma International Film Festival.
- At last, a film that captures the true beauty and majesty of Scotland.
- Exposed as raging faggot (although this was always known)
- Barrett Brown acts like himself in response to above
- Similar outcome.
- Potato girl discovers her Internet fame, drama ensues.
- YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POTATO.
- Tupac rises from the dead
May
- Qwyrxian (and associated sockpuppets/meatpuppets) effectively trolled and filled with gallons of the holy Gaynigger seed
- Luka Magnotta flees Canada after the release of 1 lunatic 1 icepick
June
- Hipcrime gets banned from Wikipedia due to homophobia of the most extreme variety
- Wikipedia IRC raped into oblivion as a result
- Ironholds named enemy of the lulz #1 due to reasons stated above
- He's also totally smooth with the ladies
- Luka Magnotta captured in Berlin
- Spoony goes into meltdown in a massive twitter eDrama war with his fellow TGWTG colleagues.
- zee packets ED IRC
- rip lulznet
July
- TsukihiNet blows up after months of IRL and OTI drama
- Aurora Theatre Shooting
- HOLY SPREE KILLING, BATMAN!!
- DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR NATION SUCKS, LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE
- GNAA trolls reddit and ubuntu nerds with Linux for Niggers
- Howard Stern trolls bronies
- Even he could do it
- Adalia Rose fan pages appear on Facebook
- The WMUK Chairperson is banned from TOW. Wikipedos retaliate by banning Junius for uploading Fae's kinky "free" images to ED
August
- ED releases some srs business
- PLEASE STOP COMPARING US TO ANONOPS
- Wade Michael Page kills six Sikhs cleverly disguised as terrorists, before killing himself
- Cecilia Jimenez restores Ecce Mono to its current glory
September
- Diego Grez implodes and emoquits from internet.
- ED goes in hard, no lube.
- Grumpy Cat makes his first appearance on reddit
October
- Aleksandr Pistoletov mesmerizes the Internet with his swinging dong.
- 2012 Elections start.
- You can choose either the half Mexican or the nigger.
- Amanda Todd wins a golden ipod.
- Hurricane Sandy prompts #SANDYLOOTCREW
- Jimmy Savile Begins to dominate the Britfag media with his 50 year reign of pedofillia and corpse fucking.
November
- 2012 Elections take place
- Black Jesus wins elections; Great butthurt is felt by many.
- Dongforce compromises 2400 DeviantArt accounts
- Stalking Cat dies. Goodnight, sweet prince
- Black Friday results in a few deaths. [1]
- Drawrawr gets pwned, marking the end of self-importance for its soi dissent CEO Josh Thomas.
December
- World will end on December 21, 2012
- Go get 'em, boys!
- Adam Lanza goes for the high score on easy mode by going to an elementary school for weaker targets, racking up 27 total kills before systematically becoming an hero.
- Ty Ziegel dies on December 26, 2012. RIP
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2011 |
2012 | Succeeded by 2013 |
| Featured article December 30 & 31, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by Libertarianism |
2012 | Succeeded by Yelling at Cats |