The Gentleman
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At ED, we throw around epithets such as The R Word to characterize most everyone, but some people merit this description more than others. Enter The Gentleman. He is an ugly brat who can most often be found h4xx0ring fitness websites for teh l0lz, utilizing only the greatest skill and advanced tools (i.e., sqlmap automode). Additionally, he is a (former) wannabe operator of #OpIran and a successful troll.
Early Begginings
—At Anonymous, everyone who claims that was there 2 years ago is an oldfag (despite the crappy redaction). |
Once upon a time, The Gentleman joined a little channel in a shitty IRC network and proceeded to bitch about everything, asking retarded questions like: "lol how do I ddosz0rs?" and sucking cocks in an admin circlejerk until he got ops. Then, he actually began to work and was invited to a super secret, kewl kids only channel known as #OpHack. It is worth noting that Sabu had been logging the channel some time previously.
The #OpHack era
The Gentleman's logic and reason was clearly underdeveloped, to the point that he hacked a fitness forum in a brazen act of support for a Persian democracy... with sqlmap. What a skiddo.
IdeaNode
When the IdeaNode staffers were looking for sponsors, The_Gentleman proposed a link to his VPS (hosted in his basement, naturally), which the co-founder, TarenCapel, promptly refused as he did not place a great deal of trust in a 15 year old boy with ADHD.
After Severus_Snape pasted the logs to The Gentleman in a query, T_G took a turn for the emo and started to bitch about how terrible his life was being the operators' bitch, sucking cock everyday and getting nothing in return. At this point TarenCapel made Snape "apologize", though T_G was starting to become a massive, resentful nigger.
TarenCapel Quits
Taren became aware that Sabu had logs of every dirty 1337 thing he discussed. He decided to GTFO, but not before naming a successor. As he was the only one who performed effective work for #OpIran, it was critical to choose a competent replacement. mr_p was selected, much to the chagrin of The_Gentleman. Thus, The_Gentleman unleashed his pent up rage upon everyone, as if to say, "I worked like a chimp and I'm still not an admin."
IdeaNode gets Wiped
Snape realized that all the IRCops were either v& or too frightened by the prospect of working on a new server (hence the connection with Sabu; one day after he was unmasked, IdeaNode was founded) He could not waste time on that ghetto IRC anymore, so he just got the fuck out and let the gifted server expire. As only one server was hosting the webchat, IRCd and website, everything died at the same time. Snape ran to Mexico for 4 and a half months, and nothing of value was lost.
Aftermath
The Gentleman, using his wonderful logic, realized that mr_p, the only IdeaNode IRCop remaining, turned Snape and TarenCapel over to the partyvan. Using his profound abilities of observation, he noticed that mr_p was more angry with everyone and had become a tyrant of IRC. To expose this secret drama, he pasted gems of insight such as his TL;DR story and PM logs in which he informed everyone what a fed mr_p was ( this, this and that). He then proceeded to skip the fuck out on AnonOps, in which mr_p's domain was "totalitarian and totally unfair," in favor of AnonPR, where he sucked still more cocks and became an IRCop.
Drama strikes back
As an IRCop on AnonPR, he made a niggers1-ish mistake; he released his password publicly. People even nuked AnonPR, making Vorado (Mr. Netadmin) believe that it was the IRCd's fault.
The only account that didn't use that password was his o:line, which was fortunately (for him) set up by someone else. Even his VPSs had passwords like redwall21.
—The real and the unique gentleman on AnonOps. |
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At this very moment, he has emoquit and no one knows when is he coming back... but if you should happen to see him, pass along this article. Thanks.
The Gentleman is part of a series on "Leaders" of Anonymous |
INDIVIDUALS Barrett Brown | Darr | Eric Bauman | Jackal | Kirtaner | KYAnonymous | Magoo | moot | Neuro | r3x | Paul "Fetch" Carnes | Rfjason | Rorschach | Ryan | Sabu | Splongcat | Starkiller88 | The Gentleman | WBM | zaiger FACTIONS |
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