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Rachel Dolezal (Rachel Moore during her short marriage) be black y'all. She be a blackface professor, check that, instructor of "Africana studies" at Eastern Washington University (not anymore!), a civil rights freedom fighter, the president of the local NAACP (not anymore!), head of Spokane's police oversight panel (not anymore!) and an expert on "ethnic hair". She was born in a teepee in africa and was the victim of eight hate crimes when the bigots in the news decided to accuse her of being white and cause six million more hate crimes to be committed against her. She also makes black nationalist kitsch art plagiarism.
Rachel Dolezal: Black hero
Rachel has been a victim of "eight documented hate crimes". Even though (allegedly) there is no evidence any of these occurred, she is outraged that the local authorities do nothing to stop it and claim a noose that was hung by her house was actually for stringing up deer. The post office has also failed to take proper measures, even though (allegedly) the anonymous letters that showed up in her PO box had no stamps or any indication that they were ever handled by the post office. Here Rachel discusses her outrage about it with the local reporter. At the end the reporter shows her a picture she posted online of her with a black man, that she said was her father. The reporter then asks some confusing questions.
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The evil white media, controlled by the man, took this opportunity to try and take down a strong, black, trans-ethnic woman. Two lying crackers contacted the news claiming that they are Rachel's German parents whom she forbid from coming to see her and that the people she claims are her son and father are actually her adopted brother and some random negro she found on the street. This was obviously a lie, as Rachel had already explained that she was born in a teepee and grew up in africa Q.E.D she's black.
While the NAACP supported her, saying that her race doesn't matter, traitors to the SJW movement attacked Rachel!
Despite constantly complaining about "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminism" hurting transsexuals, those same transsexuals stabbed their black, trans-ethnic sister in the back, saying that transgenderism is real and transethnicity is not.
—Dolazel on 'The Help', Hypocrisy at its finest |
Internet's Reaction and Hashtags
The Internet was split between righteous sjws defending Rachel, and evil, racist, hypocritical sjws attacking her. Many hashtags went trending and much twitter induced PTSD was contracted in this epic battle for equality.
#RachelDolezal
The main hashtag where the brave Dolezal supporters fought the evil trolls trying to claim that "transracism isn't a thing" and that "Rachel Dolezal is nothing like Bruce Jenner".
#AskRachel
A hashtag where black allies, brainwashed into internalized racism by the white man, attacked Rachel and tried to ask her insulting, stereotypical questions about their shared black culture to prove her blackness... Questions like:
When you see a fight about to start you:
A) Call the police
B) Run to safety
C) Take out your camera phone and yell WorldStar
#Transracial / #TransracialLivesMatter
Here the courageous, oppressed transnegros talked about their struggles and created their own version of #BlackLivesMatter to bring attention to the discriminatory treatment the suffer from the police on a daily basis.
#WrongSkin
Every movement needs a hero, and this hero came in the forum of GodfreyElfwick.
This valiant, trans-black, Genderqueer, Muslim atheist (Personal pronouns: Xir, Xirs Xirself) has been fighting the good fight of the transethinc people on twitter for six whole months before Rachel Dolezal. Finally, it was time for xir voice to be heard.
Multiple news outlets contact xir and interviewed Godfrey about xir struggles as a transblack person of color, while others falsely accused him of being a troll. Godfrey was flooded with hate from his misguided SJW brothers and sisters in his own hashtag "#WrongSkin".
Fight on, brave warrior.
Paint by numbers
Despite claims to be an "award-winning" artist, Dolezal is in reality a terrible artist who has to resort to plagiarism to produce something that does not resemble cancer. Dolezal resorts to printing out good art/crappy movie stills and painting over it. That's what a Masters in Fine Arts from Howard University is worth.
Dolezal's fake art
Dolezal's actual art
Ex-boyfriend nignog exposed
It turns out that Rachel used to fuck a nignog who made terrible music. According to his whiny ass friends who are commenting on JewTube, he didn't know she was white! He's also supposedly a scientist who is very smart. He must be an astronomer judging by his lyrics.
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Rachel vs. Howard University racists
Yep, back when she was openly white, Bi-Rachel sued the bigots at Howard University for discrimination, claiming they were racists who denied her jobs and art opportunities because she was white and discriminated against her for being pregnant (did she not make the cut for the basketball team?). She lost and even had to pay Howard University court costs.
Transnigger
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Rachel has a dream of big, black dicks
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Mural of oppression
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The face of a transracial girl.
See also
- Victim complex
- Transnigger
- Bruce Jenner - They're exactly the same
- Bahar Mustafa - A proud, white trans-Arab woman
- Ahuviya Harel - White-bread guido man pretending to be a latina (or, as he puts it, latin@ or latinx) woman.
- Milo Yiannopoulos - A fellow self described, trans-black man
- Wigger - Self explanatory
Links
- Jezebel turned on socjus to reveal her helping other transniggers learn to pass
- Scientists weigh in on this crap
- Rachel's adopted brother calls her out
- Al Sharpton insults her cracker ass parents for not letting their daughter pretend she's black
- Rachel Dolezal resigns from NAACP (archive)
- Many hilarious lies in this Easterner piece (archive)
Rachel Dolezal is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article June 16 and 17, 2015 | ||
Preceded by Bruce Jenner |
Rachel Dolezal | Succeeded by VICE |