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{{spoiler|the ending of the entire series is aaron and becka starting up a youtube channel for the sake of being a cheap plug for recklesstortuga's gaming channel!!! this is what you idiotic fanboys donated $25,000 for}}  
{{fyi|The Online Gamer is actually still running, despite the fact that there is absolutely no demand for it?}}
[[File:Aaron Showing His Affection.png|200px|thumb|right|Aaron showing his affection for his [[Xbox 360]].]]
[[File:Aaron Showing His Affection.png|200px|thumb|right|Aaron showing his affection for his [[Xbox 360]].]]
'''''The Online Gamer''''' (also referred as the '''''[[Angry Video Game Nerd|Angry Video Game Nigger]]''''') is an [[unfunny]] [[YouTube]] series created by [[Jews|RecklessTortuga]] about a [[nigger]] named Aaron that plays [[Call of Duty]] so much that it makes him socially rejected.  During [[99.9%|a good chunk]] of the show, he makes childish statements against others that censures their [[Homosexuality|sexuality]] and [[Ugly|physical appearance]].  The [[children|people who watch this]] are oblivious to the fact that Aaron is representing all of ''The Online Gamer'''s fanboys.  RecklessTortuga has eventually ended the series after scamming their audience for $25,000 for possibly the worst ending to any show ever.  Because of this, RecklessTortuga is now [[YouTube Nobodies|one of those people]] now.  This; however, doesn't stop them from making more shitty content with click-bait thumbnails.
'''''The Online Gamer''''' (also referred as the '''''[[Angry Video Game Nerd|Angry Video Game Nigger]]''''') is an [[unfunny]] [[YouTube]] series created by [[Jews|RecklessTortuga]] about a [[nigger]] named Aaron that plays [[Call of Duty]] so much that it makes him socially rejected.  During [[99.9%|a good chunk]] of the show, he makes childish statements against others that censures their [[Homosexuality|sexuality]] and [[Ugly|physical appearance]].  The [[children|people who watch this]] are oblivious to the fact that Aaron is representing all of ''The Online Gamer'''s fanboys.  The series has became so dry and repetitive, which rendered RecklessTortuga to be [[YouTube Nobodies|one of those people]] now.


== Genesis ==
== The Show ==
[[Image:Aaron this is bullshit.gif|thumb|right|This is a [[typical]] reaction to the series.  It is so irredeemably drab and awful that it turns you into a nigger, then it makes you [[rage]] uncontrollably.]]
The show itself is all about [[race|numerous of characters]] arguing like immature [[sick fucks]].  RecklessTortuga tries to add an actual plot to the episodes, but they [[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|disregarded that]] and kept at the fucked up dialogues.  The only good thing about the show is that it is [[original]], but that's because there aren't enough retards in the world to make a show like this before RecklessTortuga did.


On December 23rd, [[2009]], RecklessTortuga made a video about a [[nigger]] getting [[butthurt|mad]] at his [[bitch|girlfriend]] for kicking him off of his precious [[Xbox 360]] to play some Monopoly with her and [[imaginary friend|her friends]].  Aaron's girlfriends' friends were leaving for [[Detroit]], which is a horrible choice. However, it's 10x better than hanging around with a nigger and his [[emo]] girlfriend.  In short, this episode is probably the only one that is the closest to being remotely funny, but yet it falls short and becomes a yawn-inducing piece of material.
The show is very predictable, since it is always linear and never has any plot twists.  Such as:  "''Aaron has a life and stopped playing video games, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?''"  The answer?  He is going to be a video game addict again.  [[sarcasm|WOW, SUCH A PLOT TWIST!]]
 
=== Genesis ===
 
On December 23rd, [[2009]], RecklessTortuga made a video about a [[nigger]] getting [[butthurt|mad]] at his [[bitch|girlfriend]] for kicking him off of his precious [[Xbox 360]] to play some Monopoly with her and [[imaginary friend|her friends]].  Aaron's girlfriends' friends were leaving for [[Detroit]].  While Detroit is known for being the shit-hole of [[America]], it's still 10 times better than hanging around with a nigger and his [[emo]] girlfriend.  In short, this episode is probably the only one that is the closest to being remotely funny, but yet it falls short and becomes a yawn-inducing piece of material.


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== The Show ==
[[Image:Aaron this is bullshit.gif|thumb|right|This is a [[typical]] reaction to the series.  It is so irredeemably drab and awful that it turns you into a nigger, then it makes you [[rage]] uncontrollably.]]
The show itself is all about [[race|numerous of characters]] arguing like immature [[sick fucks]].  RecklessTortuga tries to add an actual plot to the episodes, but they [[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|disregarded that]] and kept at the fucked up dialogues.  The only good thing about the show is that it is [[original]], but that's because there aren't enough retards in the world to make a show like this before RecklessTortuga did.
The show is very predictable, since it is always linear and never has any plot twists.  Such as:  "''Aaron has a life and stopped playing video games, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?''"  The answer?  He is going to be a video game addict again.  [[sarcasm|WOW, SUCH A PLOT TWIST!]]


=== The Clan ===
=== The Clan ===
The Clan (also known as Th3 cLAN for the [[l33t|l33ts]]) is a [[inception|show within The Online Gamer]] where RecklessTortuga collaborates with [[Machinima|Machinima Prime]].  The Clan is extremely boring and has a running gag at the beginning episode where [[unfunny|Aaron, Sam, Josh, and Michael bitch and complain at each other online]].  The fanboys go batshit crazy over the mini-show because there is no censorship and more "hilarious" jokes from Aaron.
The Clan (also known as Th3 cLAN for the [[l33t|l33ts]]) is a [[inception|show within The Online Gamer]] where RecklessTortuga collaborates with [[Machinima|Machinima Prime]].  The Clan is extremely boring and has a running gag at the beginning episode where [[unfunny|Aaron, Sam, Josh, and Michael bitch and complain at each other online]].  The fanboys go batshit crazy over the mini-show because there is no censorship and more "hilarious" jokes from Aaron.


The Clan's plot is Aaron and his [[circle jerk]] are on their way to a Call of Duty tournament.  Sounds like a great plot, right?  Well, the majority of the episodes are the clan buddies prepping up for the big event with extremely unnecessary episodes.
The Clan's plot is Aaron and his [[circle jerk]] are on their way to a Call of Duty tournament.  Sounds like a great plot, right?  Well, the majority of the episodes are the clan buddies prepping up for the big event.  Great material, dipshits.


== Animated Series ==
=== Animated Series ===
One time RecklessTortuga thought it would be a great idea to make an animated series of The Online Gamer.  But it got ditched because the animation takes effort (something that all of RecklessTortuga's videos doesn't have).  The one episode was of Aaron getting on a plane to try to recreate [[9/11]], while screaming "AIR STRIKE!!!". Overall, the episode was a poorly drawn abomination with extremely annoying voice acting that somehow was more unfunny than the actual episodes.  Congratulations RecklessTortuga, you achieved the impossible.
One time RecklessTortuga thought it would be a great idea to make an animated series of The Online Gamer.  But it got ditched because the animation takes effort (something that all of RecklessTortuga's videos doesn't have).  The one episode was of Aaron getting on a plane to try to recreate [[9/11]], while screaming "AIR STRIKE!!!"  Overall, the episode was a poorly drawn abomination with extremely annoying voice acting that somehow was more unfunny than the actual episodes.  Congratulations RecklessTortuga, you achieved the impossible.


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==Censorship==
==Censorship==


Since the vast majority of the fanboys are young, RecklessTortuga thought it would be such a great idea to censor all of the bad words so that the fanboys' parents wouldn't flag the fucking videos.  This only shows all of the members of RecklessTortuga are a bunch of pussies that sensor all of the bad stuff even though the entire series is about arguments that revolve on [[CoD]], [[sex]], and [[homosexuality]].  Everybody knows that the censorship revokes the "comedic effect", but the show would already be [[unfunny]] if it didn't had censorship, because y'know, [[No|swearing like an immature man-child is so FUNNEH!]]
Since the vast majority of the fanboys are young, RecklessTortuga thought it would be such a great idea to censor all of the bad words so that the fanboys' parents wouldn't flag the fucking videos.  This only shows all of the members of RecklessTortuga are a bunch of pussies that sensor all of the bad stuff even though the entire series is about arguments that revolve on [[CoD]], [[sex]], and [[homosexuality]].  Everybody knows that the censorship revokes the "comedic effect," but the show would already be [[unfunny]] if it didn't had censorship, because y'know, [[No|swearing like an immature man-child is so FUNNEH!]]


==Unfunny Quotes==
==Unfunny Quotes==


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|[[Your mom]] was employee of the month of sucking my dick incorpriated.|Aaron
|[[Your mom]] was employee of the month of sucking my dick incorporated.|Aaron
|You're actually retarded!  Good luck, special ed.|Becka
|You're actually retarded!  Good luck, special ed.|Becka
|Actually sir, he's the one that is mentally handicapped, so disregard anything that he says.|Ted
|Actually sir, he's the one that is mentally handicapped, so disregard anything that he says.|Ted
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== Characters ==
== Characters ==
The characters in the series are a bunch of obnoxious [[attention_whore|attention whores]] that have childish traits.  They usually have dialog, but they are always very short sessions that are bundled up to make a 4 minute video.  All of the characters don't have last names, which means they are all secretly [[Egyptians]].
The characters in the series are a bunch of obnoxious [[attention_whore|attention whores]] that have childish traits.  They usually have dialog, but they are always very short sessions that are bundled up to make a 4 minute video.  All of the characters don't have last names, which means they are all secretly [[Egyptians]].
=== Primary Characters ===
''The primary characters in a nutshell are a bunch of over-cussing lunatics (Ted is an exception).''


[[Image:Aaron came.png|thumb|right|300px|Aaron and Ted behind the scenes.]]
[[Image:Aaron came.png|thumb|right|300px|Aaron and Ted behind the scenes.]]
* '''[[Nigger|Aaron]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Eric Pumphrey) is a whiny faggot that is a [[whitey]] wannabe.  He makes numerous of hypocritical statements, and he never shuts his fucking mouth for less than 10 seconds.  He always makes references to CoD in the most fucked up way possible.  Such as: "I will send out attack dogs to eat the fuck out of your pussy!," or "shut the fuck up, or I'll drive a RC-XD vehicle up your fucking anus!"  Aaron was once a [[lawyer]] in the series, which is very, VERY surprising since there is little to no intelligence in his brain.  Due to the fact that he is the biggest couch potato and playing Children Online Daycare for about 24 hours a day.
* '''[[Nigger|Aaron]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Eric Pumphrey) is a whiny faggot that is a [[whitey]] wannabe.  He makes numerous of hypocritical statements, and he never shuts his fucking mouth for less than 10 seconds.  He always makes references to CoD in the most fucked up way possible.  Such as: "I will send out attack dogs to eat the fuck out of your pussy!," or "shut the fuck up, or I'll drive a RC-XD vehicle up your fucking anus!"  Aaron was once a [[lawyer]] in the series, which is very, VERY surprising since there is little to no intelligence in his brain.  Due to the fact that he is the biggest couch potato and playing Children Online Daycare for about 24 hours a day. He isn't a full nigger, due to the fact that there are rarely any chikins and watermelonz in any of the episodes.  Nor does he play basketball, wears chains, and rapes [[white]] [[wimmins]].  Aaron also hates [[Nintendo]], [[Sony]], [[World of Warcraft]], [[Battlefield]], [[Skyrim]]; you know, EVERYTHING that isn't CoD.  This is because he can't handle the truth that [[Truth|all of those companies/games are better than Call of Duty]].
 
He isn't a full nigger, due to the fact that there are rarely any chikins and watermelonz in any of the episodes.  Nor does he play basketball, wears chains, and rapes [[white]] [[wimmins]].  Aaron also hates [[Nintendo]], [[Sony]], [[World of Warcraft]], [[Battlefield]], [[Skyrim]]; you know, EVERYTHING that isn't CoD.  This is because he can't handle the truth that [[Truth|all of those companies/games are better than Call of Duty]].
 
 
* '''[[Firecrotch|Becka]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Lynsey Bartilson) is Aaron's bitchy firecrotch girlfriend.  She is pretty much like Aaron, but the only difference is that she is [[white]], a ginger, <s>and she has a vagina</s> the other Aaron with a vagina.  Also is the biggest [[cockblock]] to both Aaron and the retards who watch the show.  She also has 15 grams of sand in her vagina, so she bitches and complains about the littlest things like [[shit nobody cares about|how she can't join a clan]].  Due to the fact that she is a firecrotch, it also justifies her bitchy attitude.  She also has make-out sessions with Aaron which are over-dramatized, making them a fappable material for all of the immature children who watch this crap.
Rebecca hates being called by her first name.  Aaron trolled the loving shit out of her by calling her by her first name, when he was rational.  But she reconsiders to get Aaron back into the irrational world since Aaron is the only cock that Becka will ever get.
 
 
* '''[[Homosexual|Ted]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Davan O'Firinn) is Aaron's butt buddy.  He serves little to no purpose of the show but extending the run time of each episode since the writers says "FUCK YOU" to creativity.  He is the biggest [[loser]] in the entire show, even worse than the WoW freak, Damien.  This is because he can't get any pussy even if he tried.  Nor can he handle the simplest conversations without Aaron, because he is only comfortable around him [[homosexuality|since he has a secret from all of the people he talks to]].
 
Unsurprisingly, he also likes to hold used tampons; as demonstrated in the "Prank War" episode.  He said "oh, it's a tampon" like it isn't disgusting.
 
 
 
=== Secondary Characters ===
''The secondary characters are usually the "former" WoW fanfags that occasionally has dialog with Aaron.''
 
 
* '''[[World of Warcraft|Damien]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Tommy Savas) is a [[retard|retarded]] [[World of Warcraft|WoW]] faggot that masturbated to his <s>loyal subjects of Azeroth</s> members of the circle-jerk.  He has "grown out" of that retarded characteristic, since he is the manager of Next Gen Video Games.  But yet he still has his [[geek]] on for making shitty references to WoW to this very day.  He also makes the right decisions, such as firing Aaron due to the fact that he is a [[unfunny|dark elf]].  But other than that, he is just a whiny WoW fanboy that will never see the reality of things.
 
 
 
* '''[[Cunt|Kent]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Duffy Dibley) is one of Damien's bitches of the circle jerk.  He is clearly has [[aspergers]], because he is a selfish loser that plays WoW like Damien.  Kent is insecure and he gets butthurt almost instantly if you say anything bad about WoW or himself, and he apparently kidnaps you for being a logical person for not playing the cancerous game.  He also [[buttsecks|raped]] Aaron when he captured him to teach him a lesson for messing with the other retards in the park.  Although the kidnapping has no justification or proper motivation behind it, Aaron still deserved it because he is a [[nigger]].  'Nuff said.




=== Tertiary Characters ===
* '''[[Firecrotch|Becka]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Lynsey Bartilson) is Aaron's bitchy firecrotch girlfriend.  She is pretty much like Aaron, but the only difference is that she is [[white]], a ginger, <s>and she has a vagina</s> the other Aaron with a vagina.  Also is the biggest [[cockblock]] to both Aaron and the retards who watch the show.  She also has 15 grams of sand in her vagina, so she bitches and complains about the littlest things like [[shit nobody cares about|how she can't join a clan]].  Due to the fact that she is a firecrotch, it also justifies her bitchy attitude.  She also has make-out sessions with Aaron which are over-dramatized, making them a fappable material for all of the immature children who watch this crap.  Rebecca hates being called by her first name.  Aaron trolled the loving shit out of her by calling her by her first name, when he was rational.  But she reconsiders to get Aaron back into the irrational world since Aaron is the only cock that Becka will ever get.
''These characters are a bunch of failed actors that got kicked off the show.  Therefore, nobody gives a shit about them.''




* '''[[13 year-old boy|Danny]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Bryson Argo) is a [[badass]] wannabe that makes the most unoriginal jokes [[evar]].  He's only good at pissing off Aaron in the show, so he doesn't benefit the show to the littlest bit.  All of the fanboys of the show hates him due to the fact that he is a 13-year-old boy, but the ironic part is that all of the fanboys are 13-years old.  Not only is he the most obnoxious faggot in the show, but he also wets his bed and got caught sticking his finger up his asshole in the zoo.
* '''[[Homosexual|Ted]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Davan O'Firinn) is Aaron's butt buddy.  He serves little to no purpose of the show but extending the run time of each episode since the writers says "FUCK YOU" to creativity.  He is the biggest [[loser]] in the entire show, even worse than the WoW freak, Damien. This is because he can't get any pussy even if he tried.  Nor can he handle the simplest conversations without Aaron, because he is only comfortable around him [[homosexuality|since he has a secret from all of the people he talks to]].  Unsurprisingly, he also likes to hold used tampons; as demonstrated in the "Prank War" episode.  He said "oh, it's a tampon" like it isn't disgusting.
 
 
 
* '''[[Australian|Rick]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Nicholas Boshier) is Aaron's former boss, and also is the biggest retard on the show.  He fails at being a boss, because he hired a black man.  And everybody knows that all [[black people]] steal everything.  He also has a secret affair, due to him [[Fact|raping Ted in his office when Aaron is not around]].  He also has this hot (apparently to Ted and the fanboys) wife, which is the only thing he'll ever succeed in life.
 
 
 
* '''[[Slut|Michelle]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Rachelle [[Wood]]) is a useless slut that adds little to nothing to the show just like Ted.  She is obviously the biggest gold digger, since she is dating the owner of a store.  Too bad she is too fucking retarded to realize that he only owns one store and barely any customers ever show up.  She also wanted Aaron's cock in one episode since Aaron is a [[nigger]], and all of the niggers have big cocks.  Michelle is only in about 3 episodes because her acting is very fucking bad.


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== External Links ==
== External Links ==


{{ytuser|RecklessTortuga}} - The creator's YouTube account.<br />
*{{yt|u|RecklessTortuga}} - The creator's YouTube account.<br />
{{ytuser|RecklessNoobs}} - Their unfunny and downright horrible let's play channel.
*{{yt|u|RecklessNoobs}} - Their unfunny and downright horrible let's play channel.
*258 nerds [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theonlinegamer/the-online-gamer donated] $26,860 for this crap
 
 
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Latest revision as of 07:24, 13 January 2023

 Did You Know: The Online Gamer is actually still running, despite the fact that there is absolutely no demand for it?


Aaron showing his affection for his Xbox 360.

The Online Gamer (also referred as the Angry Video Game Nigger) is an unfunny YouTube series created by RecklessTortuga about a nigger named Aaron that plays Call of Duty so much that it makes him socially rejected. During a good chunk of the show, he makes childish statements against others that censures their sexuality and physical appearance. The people who watch this are oblivious to the fact that Aaron is representing all of The Online Gamer's fanboys. The series has became so dry and repetitive, which rendered RecklessTortuga to be one of those people now.

The Show

This is a typical reaction to the series. It is so irredeemably drab and awful that it turns you into a nigger, then it makes you rage uncontrollably.

The show itself is all about numerous of characters arguing like immature sick fucks. RecklessTortuga tries to add an actual plot to the episodes, but they disregarded that and kept at the fucked up dialogues. The only good thing about the show is that it is original, but that's because there aren't enough retards in the world to make a show like this before RecklessTortuga did.

The show is very predictable, since it is always linear and never has any plot twists. Such as: "Aaron has a life and stopped playing video games, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?" The answer? He is going to be a video game addict again. WOW, SUCH A PLOT TWIST!

Genesis

On December 23rd, 2009, RecklessTortuga made a video about a nigger getting mad at his girlfriend for kicking him off of his precious Xbox 360 to play some Monopoly with her and her friends. Aaron's girlfriends' friends were leaving for Detroit. While Detroit is known for being the shit-hole of America, it's still 10 times better than hanging around with a nigger and his emo girlfriend. In short, this episode is probably the only one that is the closest to being remotely funny, but yet it falls short and becomes a yawn-inducing piece of material.

The first episode.

The Clan

The Clan (also known as Th3 cLAN for the l33ts) is a show within The Online Gamer where RecklessTortuga collaborates with Machinima Prime. The Clan is extremely boring and has a running gag at the beginning episode where Aaron, Sam, Josh, and Michael bitch and complain at each other online. The fanboys go batshit crazy over the mini-show because there is no censorship and more "hilarious" jokes from Aaron.

The Clan's plot is Aaron and his circle jerk are on their way to a Call of Duty tournament. Sounds like a great plot, right? Well, the majority of the episodes are the clan buddies prepping up for the big event. Great material, dipshits.

Animated Series

One time RecklessTortuga thought it would be a great idea to make an animated series of The Online Gamer. But it got ditched because the animation takes effort (something that all of RecklessTortuga's videos doesn't have). The one episode was of Aaron getting on a plane to try to recreate 9/11, while screaming "AIR STRIKE!!!" Overall, the episode was a poorly drawn abomination with extremely annoying voice acting that somehow was more unfunny than the actual episodes. Congratulations RecklessTortuga, you achieved the impossible.

Warning: cringe will ensue if you watch this.

Previous Video | Next Video

Fanboys

Unsurprising statistics.

The fans of the series are 13-year-old boys that can't think of any other "disses" that Aaron uses against his firecrotch girlfriend and all of the n00bs on Xbox Live. If they denied that, they are either autistic, a loser, or retarded or all three. These children are all Call of Duty fanfags, so if anybody says anything about Battlefield 3 or Halo, the fanfags will rage at you until the cows come home. The fanboys are also massive hypocrites, since they hate children who play CoD.

Censorship

Since the vast majority of the fanboys are young, RecklessTortuga thought it would be such a great idea to censor all of the bad words so that the fanboys' parents wouldn't flag the fucking videos. This only shows all of the members of RecklessTortuga are a bunch of pussies that sensor all of the bad stuff even though the entire series is about arguments that revolve on CoD, sex, and homosexuality. Everybody knows that the censorship revokes the "comedic effect," but the show would already be unfunny if it didn't had censorship, because y'know, swearing like an immature man-child is so FUNNEH!

Unfunny Quotes

   
“ 		 
Your mom was employee of the month of sucking my dick incorporated.
  		„
  		 

—Aaron

   
“ 		 
You're actually retarded! Good luck, special ed.
  		„
  		 

—Becka

   
“ 		 
Actually sir, he's the one that is mentally handicapped, so disregard anything that he says.
  		„
  		 

—Ted

   
“ 		 
It seems like you're infatuated with penises
  		„
  		 

—Damien

   
“ 		 
Does your grandma come up with those stupid ass comebacks?
  		„
  		 

—Danny

Previous Quote | Next Quote

Characters

The characters in the series are a bunch of obnoxious attention whores that have childish traits. They usually have dialog, but they are always very short sessions that are bundled up to make a 4 minute video. All of the characters don't have last names, which means they are all secretly Egyptians.

Aaron and Ted behind the scenes.
  • Aaron (Powerword: Eric Pumphrey) is a whiny faggot that is a whitey wannabe. He makes numerous of hypocritical statements, and he never shuts his fucking mouth for less than 10 seconds. He always makes references to CoD in the most fucked up way possible. Such as: "I will send out attack dogs to eat the fuck out of your pussy!," or "shut the fuck up, or I'll drive a RC-XD vehicle up your fucking anus!" Aaron was once a lawyer in the series, which is very, VERY surprising since there is little to no intelligence in his brain. Due to the fact that he is the biggest couch potato and playing Children Online Daycare for about 24 hours a day. He isn't a full nigger, due to the fact that there are rarely any chikins and watermelonz in any of the episodes. Nor does he play basketball, wears chains, and rapes white wimmins. Aaron also hates Nintendo, Sony, World of Warcraft, Battlefield, Skyrim; you know, EVERYTHING that isn't CoD. This is because he can't handle the truth that all of those companies/games are better than Call of Duty.


  • Becka (Powerword: Lynsey Bartilson) is Aaron's bitchy firecrotch girlfriend. She is pretty much like Aaron, but the only difference is that she is white, a ginger, and she has a vagina the other Aaron with a vagina. Also is the biggest cockblock to both Aaron and the retards who watch the show. She also has 15 grams of sand in her vagina, so she bitches and complains about the littlest things like how she can't join a clan. Due to the fact that she is a firecrotch, it also justifies her bitchy attitude. She also has make-out sessions with Aaron which are over-dramatized, making them a fappable material for all of the immature children who watch this crap. Rebecca hates being called by her first name. Aaron trolled the loving shit out of her by calling her by her first name, when he was rational. But she reconsiders to get Aaron back into the irrational world since Aaron is the only cock that Becka will ever get.


  • Ted (Powerword: Davan O'Firinn) is Aaron's butt buddy. He serves little to no purpose of the show but extending the run time of each episode since the writers says "FUCK YOU" to creativity. He is the biggest loser in the entire show, even worse than the WoW freak, Damien. This is because he can't get any pussy even if he tried. Nor can he handle the simplest conversations without Aaron, because he is only comfortable around him since he has a secret from all of the people he talks to. Unsurprisingly, he also likes to hold used tampons; as demonstrated in the "Prank War" episode. He said "oh, it's a tampon" like it isn't disgusting.

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2Pac ♠ 345rv5 ♠ Aaron Alexis ♠ Abner Louima ♠ Adria Richards ♠ Afro-chan ♠ Afro Ninja ♠ Afroduck ♠ Ainsley Harriott ♠ Al Sharpton ♠ Alison Floyd ♠ Alvin Greene ♠ Amanda Kijera ♠ AmericanDad86 ♠ AnimatedJames ♠ Antoine Dodson ♠ Axel Muganwa Rudakubana ♠ Bags of Money ♠ BANGS ♠ Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Barry Bonds ♠ Bernie Mac ♠ Beyoncé Knowles ♠ Bill Clinton ♠ Bill Cosby ♠ Black Diligent ♠ BLACK_MAN ♠ Black Panther ♠ BLACKB0ND ♠ BLACKbusterCritic ♠ Blackwashing ♠ Blue-Six ♠ Bomani Armah ♠ Brandon Phillips ♠ Brenda Williams ♠ Breonna Taylor ♠ Bryce Williams ♠ Bubba ♠ C-NOTE ♠ Canibus ♠ CandyJunkie ♠ Cardi B ♠ Carlton ♠ Casey Brezik ♠ Caster Semenya ♠ Charles Ramsey ♠ Charlie Check'm ♠ Cheyenne Cherry ♠ China Guy ♠ Chris Brown ♠ Chris Dorner ♠ Clay Claymore ♠ Cobanermani456 ♠ ComedyShortsGamer ♠ Condoleezza Rice ♠ Cosmo Setepenra ♠ CRoadwarrior ♠ Culexor ♠ Cynthia McKinney ♠ Cyntoia Brown ♠ DaBaby ♠ Dangerman ♠ Darrell Brooks ♠ Dave Chappelle ♠ David Wu-Kapauw ♠ Dcigs ♠ Dead nigger baby ♠ Deborrah Cooper ♠ Demcad ♠ DeWayne Craddock ♠ DJBPlaythroughs ♠ Dr. Laura Schlessnigger ♠ Dramasetter ♠ EDP445 ♠ Etika ♠ Fat Larry's Band ♠ FCU777 ♠ Frank James ♠ Fresh Prince ♠ Freddie Gray ♠ Future the rapper ♠ G-Zay ♠ Gary Coleman ♠ Gazi Kodzo ♠ General Butt Naked ♠ George Floyd ♠ H2O ♠ Happy Negro ♠ Herman Cain ♠ Isaac Hayes ♠ IShowSpeed ♠ Ismaaiyl Brinsley ♠ Jada ♠ Jaden Smith ♠ James Watson ♠ Jay Bundy ♠ Jena Six ♠ Jeremiah True ♠ Jesse Jackson ♠ JinuSenpai ♠ Jkid ♠ Jordan Neely ♠ Joseph Kony ♠ Jussie Smollett ♠ Kamala Harris ♠ Kamala Harris (prostitute) ♠ Kanye West ♠ Kerney Thomas ♠ KingMasterReview ♠ Kobe Bryant ♠ Korryn Gaines ♠ KSI ♠ Latarian Milton ♠ Lee Rigby ♠ Liam Mango ♠ Lil B ♠ Linda Carty ♠ Loud Nigra ♠ Lowti3rgod ♠ M0M0ko ♠ MadThad0890 ♠ MajelaZeZeDiamond ♠ Malcolm X ♠ Marcellus Williams ♠ Mark Essex ♠ Martin Luther King, Jr. ♠ Martin Ssempa ♠ Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola ♠ Mary Alice Altorfer ♠ Maurice Clemmons ♠ Maxine Waters ♠ MC Ride ♠ Meek Mill ♠ Micah Dawson ♠ Micah Johnson ♠ Michael Arega ♠ Michael Jackson ♠ Mike Tyson ♠ Mikese Morse ♠ Mintah ♠ Miss Landmine ♠ Monica Foster ♠ Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas ♠ Mr Pregnant ♠ Mr. T ♠ Muteba Kidiaba ♠ Mychal Bell ♠ NawlinWiki ♠ Nelson Mandela ♠ Nicki Minaj ♠ Nigger Pig ♠ Nocturnus Libertus ♠ Ntokozo Qwabe ♠ Rick Ross ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ OG Loc ♠ OJ Simpson ♠ Old Spice Guy ♠ Oliver Hart ♠ Omarosa ♠ Oprah Winfrey ♠ Orlando Harris ♠ P Diddy ♠ Professor Kuhtoons ♠ Purple Aki ♠ Queen Kong ♠ R. Kelly ♠ Rachel Dolezal ♠ Raven Williams ♠ Reverend X ♠ Rick James ♠ Robert Butler Jr. ♠ Rocky Lockridge ♠ Ron Mexico ♠ Rosa Parks ♠ Royce da 5'9" ♠ Rucas ♠ Rudy Eugene ♠ Sandro L Jean ♠ SapphyDracases ♠ Senator Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Shaun King ♠ Sheneequa ♠ Sonicfox ♠ SonicStrife ♠ Soulja Boy ♠ Starlaglam ♠ Steve Hodder-Watt ♠ Steve Stephens ♠ SubToDavidland ♠ Sweet Brown ♠ T-Pain ♠ Tacgnol ♠ Tarisai Vushe ♠ Tariq Nasheed ♠ Tawana Brawley ♠ Tay Zonday ♠ Tedius Zanarukando ♠ ThatKidDouglas ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Booty Warrior ♠ The Central Park Five ♠ The Crackhead ♠ The Online Gamer ♠ The Trashman ♠ TheAdviseShow ♠ Therese Patricia Okoumou ♠ TheSuperRobotSoujaOG ♠ Tiger Woods ♠ Tommy Sotomayor ♠ Tony Eveready ♠ Tony48219 ♠ Tookie Williams ♠ Trayvon Martin ♠ Trevor Noah ♠ Twomad ♠ Tyler Lumar ♠ Tyra Banks ♠ Tyra Patterson ♠ UnMaskingTheTruth ♠ ValisHD ♠ Verbal Ase ♠ Viper ♠ Waluigis-girl ♠ Will Smith ♠ William Unek ♠ Wrong Location Nigger ♠ Xiao-Feng-Fury ♠ XXXTentacion ♠ Yasuke ♠ Zwarte Piet

Parlance

Are You Serious? ♠ BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD ♠ Bix Nood ♠ Brraa pap pap pap ♠ BOOYA! ♠ Dat Ass ♠ DINDUNUFFIN ♠ Ebonics ♠ ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ♠ First World Problems ♠ Flea Market Montgomery ♠ Fuck The Police ♠ George Bush doesn't care about black people ♠ Hack is Wack! ♠ Happy Negro ♠ I Go Chop Your Dollar ♠ Imma Let You Finish ♠ IM PRESSIN CHARGES ♠ Niggers tongue my anus ♠ Not racist ♠ Read a Book ♠ Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat ♠ Sittin On Tha Toilet ♠ Smell yo dick ♠ Thanks Obama ♠ The Boondocks ♠ These Cuffs ♠ WHOO ♠ You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

Pastimes

365Black.com ♠ 419 Nigerian Email Scams ♠ Basketball ♠ Blackbird ♠ Booty Shaking ♠ Chikins ♠ Chimpout ♠ Conspiracy theories ♠ Dogo Nahawa Massacre ♠ Dolemite ♠ FUBU ♠ Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas ♠ Hypebeast ♠ Jenkem ♠ KFC Double Down ♠ Kool-Aid ♠ Linux for Niggers ♠ Nigga Know Technology ♠ Police Abolition ♠ Pool's Closed ♠ Racism ♠ Rap ♠ Rape ♠ Riots ♠ Soulja Boy Tellem Chat ♠ Street takeover ♠ Swag ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock) ♠ Twitter ♠ Ubuntu ♠ Voodoo ♠ Vuvuzela ♠ Watermelonz ♠ Will Smith slaps Chris Rock ♠ Worldstar Hiphop

Past

BLACK FACE contempo ♠ Lynching ♠ NO NIGGERS ♠ Slavery (see also Nigger Manual) ♠ Vintage Black Americana

Present

ADOS ♠ AIDS ♠ All The Niggers Are Dead ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Culexor ♠ Gay Nigger Association of America ♠ ISWAP ♠ Kwanzaa ♠ NAACP ♠ P.A. Palace ♠ Sheeeit ♠ There are no niggers on the Internet ♠ Unemployment ♠ and Welfare

Enemies

A. Wyatt Mann ♠ Azn ♠ Buck Breakers ♠ Cops ♠ Chimpmania ♠ Don Imus ♠ Dylann Storm Roof ♠ Ebola virus ♠ Employment ♠ Epic Beard Man ♠ Graykat ♠ Illuminati ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Justine Sacco ♠ Ku Klux Klan ♠ Kramer ♠ Moonman ♠ Payton Gendron ♠ Popobawa ♠ Permit Patty ♠ Racism ♠ Ray Tensing ♠ Ryan Palmeter ♠ Shitskin Plantation ♠ Spics ♠ Stormfront ♠ The BLM Killer ♠ Total Nigger Death ♠ W ♠ White people

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