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* [[Cho]], [[Azn]] who killed 32 College liberals, but mostly used his 9mm glock | * [[Cho]], [[Azn]] who killed 32 College liberals, but mostly used his 9mm glock | ||
* [[Kosta Kecmanović]], like Cho he carried a .22 as a backup | * [[Kosta Kecmanović]], like Cho he carried a .22 as a backup | ||
* [[Éric Borel]], Baguette person and [[13 year old boy|Angsty Teenager]] who | * [[Éric Borel]], Baguette person and [[13 year old boy|Angsty Teenager]] who has the highest .22-only score | ||
* [[Brenda Ann Spencer]], [[wimmin]] sniper with a .22 rifle | * [[Brenda Ann Spencer]], [[wimmin]] sniper with a .22 rifle | ||
* [[Kip Kinkel]], daddy bought him a .22 rifle AND pistol | * [[Kip Kinkel]], daddy bought him a .22 rifle AND pistol | ||
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*Tell them that .22fags don't hit shit and have never gotten more than [[butthurt|15 kills]] | *Tell them that .22fags don't hit shit and have never gotten more than [[butthurt|15 kills]] | ||
*Pull out a real gun and fire a shot. This will scare them and make them [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWgwnsIuDf0&t=1215s Make Assburger noises] | *Pull out a real gun and fire a shot. This will scare them and make them [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWgwnsIuDf0&t=1215s Make Assburger noises] | ||
* Remind them if they try to go for the high score with their shitty .22 Wannabe [[Assault rifle|Ar-15]] | * Remind them if they try to go for the high score with their shitty .22 Wannabe [[Assault rifle|Ar-15]] They will be nothing like [[Anders]] and will be more like [[Door Cuck]] or [[Couch Cuck]] | ||
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{{Dying Alone}} | {{Dying Alone}} | ||
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All .22Lr owners have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive Fuck!. |
.22 Long Rifle is a faggot Failiber used by sensory overload faggots such as Cho, Éric Borel, Julian Knight, Sebastian Bosse, The Finnisher and Sometime in the near future, You.
Lore
In 1887, J Stevens arms and tools company shit out this manchild caliber. That's literally the only thing relevant about its history.
Popularity
.22 Long Rifle was adopted by the Boy Scouts To train their New members. The caliber is also extremely popular amongst ass burgers with a Fetish Special interest in firearms but Don't want their wittle eaws to get huwt. When Autists get overly butthurt about society, They also use these "firearms" to Have danguwus, scawy adventuwes. The caliber is popular due to it having little to no recoil, which is odd since 95% of.22 Owners like "recoil" in their booty cheeks
Gallery
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.22fag getting Zero Kills, as usual -
.22s can still be Assault rifles, which gives them foot-wide exit wounds.
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If this was true, .22niggers wouldn't be the laughingstock of the gun community -
An example of a .22 "Weapon"
Notorious .22niggers
- Cho, Azn who killed 32 College liberals, but mostly used his 9mm glock
- Kosta Kecmanović, like Cho he carried a .22 as a backup
- Éric Borel, Baguette person and Angsty Teenager who has the highest .22-only score
- Brenda Ann Spencer, wimmin sniper with a .22 rifle
- Kip Kinkel, daddy bought him a .22 rifle AND pistol
- TJ Lane, carried a newer version of Kinkel's peashooter
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen, Finn and Self proclaimed antisocial socialdarwinist who killed 8 with his Sig Mosquito
- Mr. Saari, Pekka-Eric 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Sebastian Bosse, Jewgasser who Injured 38 and DIDN'T GET A SINGLE KILL LOL
- Philip Manshaus, killed his Chinese stepsister with one
- Noah Esbensen, used a single shot .22 rifle for a mass shooting, by far the shittiest weapon of this list
How to Troll a .22fag
- Tell them that .22fags don't hit shit and have never gotten more than 15 kills
- Pull out a real gun and fire a shot. This will scare them and make them Make Assburger noises
- Remind them if they try to go for the high score with their shitty .22 Wannabe Ar-15 They will be nothing like Anders and will be more like Door Cuck or Couch Cuck
See also
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.22 Long Rifle is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
| .22 Long Rifle is part of a series on Dying Alone
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