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.22 Long Rifle
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All .22Lr owners have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive Fuck!. |
.22 Long Rifle is a faggot Failiber used by sensory overload faggots such as Cho, Éric Borel, Julian Knight, Sebastian Bosse, The Finnisher and Sometime in the near future, You.
Lore
In 1887, J Stevens arms and tools company shit out this manchild caliber. That's literally the only thing relevant about its history.
Popularity
.22 Long Rifle was adopted by the Boy Scouts To train their New members. The caliber is also extremely popular amongst ass burgers with a Fetish Special interest in firearms but Don't want their wittle eaws to get huwt. When Autists get overly butthurt about society, They also use these "firearms" to Have danguwus, scawy adventuwes. The caliber is popular due to it having little to no recoil, which is odd since 95% of.22 Owners like "recoil" in their booty cheeks
Gallery
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.22fag getting Zero Kills, as usual
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.22s can still be Assault rifles, which gives them foot-wide exit wounds.
Notorious .22niggers
- Cho, Azn who killed 32 College liberals, but mostly used his 9mm glock
- Kosta Kecmanović, like Cho he carried a .22 as a backup
- Éric Borel, Baguette person and Angsty Teenager who actually Ranks #50
- Brenda Ann Spencer, wimmin sniper with a .22 rifle
- Kip Kinkel, daddy bought him a .22 rifle AND pistol
- TJ Lane, carried a newer version of Kinkel's peashooter
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen, Finn and Self proclaimed antisocial socialdarwinist who killed 8 with his Sig Mosquito
- Mr. Saari, Pekka-Eric 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Sebastian Bosse, Jewgasser who Injured 38 and DIDN'T GET A SINGLE KILL LOL
- Philip Manshaus, killed his Chinese stepsister with one
- Noah Esbensen, used a single shot .22 rifle for a mass shooting, by far the shittiest weapon of this list
How to Troll a .22fag
- Tell them that .22fags don't hit shit and have never gotten more than 15 kills
- Pull out a real gun and fire a shot. This will scare them and make them Make Assburger noises
- Remind them if they try to go for the high score with their shitty .22 Wannabe Ar-15
See also