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Kosta Kecmanović

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Kosta Kecmanović
Born July 30, 2009 (15 years old)
Nationality: Serb  
Highscore Killed 10, injured 6
Top 50? No
Style FPS Single player, Easy mode
An Hero? No
Motive Idklol


Kosta Kecmanović was a 13-year-old boy from Belgrade who, on May 3rd, 2023, pissed off without hesitation and he went for the High Score at his school, killing 9 kids and a security guard and injuring 6 more before he wanted to get V& and surrendered.

May 3rd, 2023

Official gameplay footage of Cucksta Cuckmanobitch

Today is the day, said José Betts before his failure. On the day 3rd May 2023, Kosta arrived at Vladislav Ribnikar Model Elementary School at 8:30 AM with a 9mm CZ-75 Shadow 2 pistol and a .22 LR Ruger Mark II pistol, which were acquired from his alcoholic father who was snoring ruminantly in his room. Kosta started off his lulzfest at the entrance of the school by killing the guard who tried to disarm him. The guard shouted "Shot me, but don't shoot the kids" but Kosta ignored him because he wanted to get to the high score. He went down a hallway and killed 2 girls who where hall monitors and students there, then entered a room and started shooting with his .22, injuring a history teacher. He then proceeded to shoot at the students, killing 7 (4 of which were on his hit list) 6 of them girls and injuring 5. After killing the students, Kosta shot the classroom windows like Lanza without hitting anyone. After being satisfied with the amount of NPCs pwned he got (despite quitting his amoklauf too early), he dropped his guns and surrendered himself instead of becoming an hero.

Reasons for the attack

According to his father, Kosta was bullied and harassed at his school and that is why he already planned to kill several girls. Girls? Kosta literally has the advantage of being born with a dick (at least if it is a dwarf one), but he still allowed himself to be sexually abused by bitches. Also, after his massacre, a bunch of fangirls started pissing off a lot of people on Tik Tok, Jewtube and other social media. Furthermore, there are suspicions that Kosta was a Serbincel, another branch of the Incels who idolized Elliot Rodger and polished his online statue with their tears of virgin rage. It is not entirely clear whether Kosta was an Assburger but he is more probably that Kosta is a psychotic schizophrenic than an Autistic with no feminine affection. Most likely, it's just another fucking case of bullying, like 77.69% of school shootings or an angry incel who wants a blowjob at all costs.

Aftermath

After quitting his gaming on the high score too fucking early and vanning himself, he was placed in a nuthouse and will most likely stay there for the rest of his life. Also he watched some future mass shooters there, but none of them went amok nowadays. The pigs, as always that a mass shooting happens, checked his phone and noticed he had Columbine documentary material, probably Zero Hour, meaning he was most likely a Columbine copycat like 90% of school shooters.

Planning

Kosta planned the massacre for two months and managed to hit double digits, outscoring Chris Harper-Mercer, Dylann Roof, and even Ilnaz Galyaviev. He even made sure to do it before he turned 14 so he couldn't be charged for any of his crimes. He made a target list of his class of he faggots who bullied him.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: CZ-75
  • 9mm, good choice. Does 50-60 pt. of damage
  • Secondary:Ruger LR
  • The gun you would use to make pranks, a .22 Does 25-33 pts of damage
  • Perk: Ghost pro
  • Undetectable to any NPC
  • Perk 2: Columbine Copycat
  • Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.
  • Perk 3: Kid
  • Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming a 20%. Increases undetectability.

Trial of his parents and other boring stuff

Due to his young age, Kosta could not be taken to prison because bubba would rape him severely, so on October 10, the Serbian Prosecutor's Office, angry with his alcoholic father for giving him weapons, decided to ask for 12 years in prison for him.

"We have carried out an extensive investigation in relation to the circumstances in which the 13-year-old boy, not criminally responsible, committed the most serious crime in the history of this country," said the prosecutor. It also covers his mother, the president and an instructor at a shooting club. For the accused mother, he proposes a sentence of two and a half years and for the two employees of the shooting practice club, three years for each. The prosecution also requested that the trial not be attended by the public, for the sake of protecting the rights of the children in the classroom where the crime was committed.

Aliases

List of the aliases for Kosta

  • Cucksta Cuckmanobitch
  • Kosta "1 thousand fangirl stare" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Serbia's hybristophilia" Kecmanović
  • Kocta Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Beat The Couch" Cuckmanović
  • Kosta Kecfailović
  • Kosta "The Ultimate Gentleboy" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "The Fornite Ragequit kid" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Incel's most wanted list boy" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Too Young To NBK" Kecmanović
  • Kosta Kekmanović
  • Kosta "successor of Devon Ericson" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Cucks your thot" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "The dream of every 11 year old parentless pinoy girl" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "No fangirls, No fun" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Incel envy" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Cucks your young mother" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "No gym but a whole bunch of fangirls" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Ethan Crumbley 2.0." Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Diego" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "a Kosta" "Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Coast guard" Kecmanović
  • Kosta Kleboldović
  • Kosta Nuthouse'n'Schule Kekmanović
  • Kosta "Drunk father? Gun rampage" Kecmanović
  • Kosta "Kid played Fornite IRL" Kecmanović
  • Serbincel
  • The 13 year old boy killer in Serbia
  • Devon Ericson 2; Balkan challenger appears.
  • Serbian americanicer
  • The serbian edgelord
  • The school shooter kid who got a gun blowjob after some girl tell him to stop
  • F4Z3.K05t4_09 (FOR GAMING PROPOUSES)
  • tik tok killer kid

Little girls in love with Kosta

Kosta, like every incel and faggot murderer, managed to form without his consent a community of 13-year-old girls in love with him (Do not doubt that more than one of them is over 18 years old). He is not like murderers like Jeffrey Dahmer who was also able to make girls fall in love with him, he is just one of the bunch, but he was able to stand out thanks to the girls on tiktok and his young age, his community is the same shit as other communities dedicated to praising people for morbid topics like Rina Palenkova, Devon Erickson, Rorochan, and Ava Wood, Even though Kosta is a nerdy and unattractive kid, he has the chance to have girls masturbating him online. Remember that a murderer has a better chance of having a girlfriend/sex than you, Incel. Well, The little group of Kosta fans is moving to Latin American countries, making Pinoy girls fall in love again with South Korean NPCs who sing like faggots on Pulse.

Vidya


His voice reveal, on a cringe TikTok

Gallery

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 10/20 Very high for a 13-year-old
Accuracy: 12/20 Had better aim than old mass shooters
Style: 15/20 Early ragequit
Butthurt: 15/20 All around the world
Bonus: 20/20 For only being a 2009 kid & having 1 thousand of cock thirst girls behind
Total Score: 72/100 (C)
Best 13-year-old to ever exist. Go Cho next time.
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Police Force


Proud of being the youngest big High Scorer after Éric Borel's carnage

External Links

See Also


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Terrorists:

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Admirers

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