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{{fyi|DeGrippo is from the [[Redneck|hick]] state of [[Georgia, USA]]?}}
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{{spoiler|she lost weight, her skin is still as big as a circus tent and she became a Trump-hating SJW}}
[[File:Fatasssherrod.png|center|400px|Most recent picture of Sherrod DeGrippo, from fall 2011. The fat is totally just an act.]]
[[File:Fatasssherrod.png|center|400px|Most recent picture of Sherrod DeGrippo, from fall 2011. The fat is totally just an act.]]
{{Quote|Sherrod acts like she's a [[fat|fatty]] but really she's a hot tamale|[[Quasidan|Former ED whiteknight]]}}
{{Quote|Sherrod acts like she's a [[fat|fatty]] but really she's a hot tamale|[[Quasidan|Former ED whiteknight]]}}
[[File:DeGrippo.jpg|thumb|[[knowyourmemes.com]] owner, '''Sherrod'''!]]
[[File:DeGrippo.jpg|thumb|[[knowyourmemes.com]] owner, '''Sherrod'''!]]


'''Girlvinyl''' aka '''[[Powerword|Sherrod Ellen DeGrippo]]''' is the erstwhile owner of [[OhInternet]] and former queen of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. She was first revered, if not worshipped, for creating the original Encyclopedia Dramatica which spawned both smiles and tears from the citizens of the internet. However, this dramatically changed in April 2011 when she decided to close down ED in favor of [[OhInternet]], [[Shit|a wiki that <s>is</s> '''was''' detested and panned by the web]], before it closed last Thursday. The very people who helped build the wiki turned against her as her sysop sheep began blaming them for ED’s fall. The once mighty queen is now a center of hatred for those who kept loyal to the Lulz.
'''Girlvinyl''' ([[powerword|Real name]]: '''Sherrod Ellen DeGrippo'''{{jew}}; also known as '''Sherrod DeHippo''', '''Queen DeHippo''', or simply '''DeHippo;''' b. Feb. 5, [[1970s|1978]]: Age {{age|1978|2|5}}) is the erstwhile owner of [[OhInternet]] and former queen of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. She was first revered, if not worshipped, for creating the original Encyclopedia Dramatica, which spawned both smiles and tears from the citizens of the internet. However, this dramatically changed in April 2011 when she decided to close down ED in favor of [[OhInternet]], [[Shit|a wiki that <s>is</s> '''was''' detested and panned by the web]], before it closed [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]]. The very people who helped build the wiki turned against her as her sysop sheep began blaming them for ED’s fall. The once mighty queen is now a center of hatred for those who stayed loyal to the Lulz.


Bring out your eye bleach as we are going to warn you that girlvinyl is motherfucking '''[[fat]]'''.
Bring your eye bleach because we're about to warn you that Girlvinyl '''is''' motherfucking '''[[fat]]'''.


==The Making of Encyclopedia Dramatica==
==The Making of Encyclopedia Dramatica==
[[File:Sherrod and ED a Hate Story.jpg|thumb|right|Explained in webcomic form.]]
[[File:Sherrod and ED a Hate Story.jpg|thumb|right|Explained in webcomic form.]]
[[File:Sherrod oh exploitable.png|thumb|left|One of her older photos of her [[No|healthy]] youth.]]
[[File:Sherrod oh exploitable.png|thumb|left|One of her older photographs from her [[No|healthy]] youth.]]


Girlvinyl started her internet musings on a somewhat lowkey and anonymous note as she focused on her [[LiveJournal]] blog by posting typical fat girl angle shots. It only took a while for girlvinyl to realize that LiveJournal, for its time, was a melting pot of drama ready for trolling. From then on she realized that trolling was just as fun as eating, leading her and her [[ljdrama]] crew to troll [[mediacrat]], a mentally unstable homosexual. This harassment lead to court appearances, [[internet settlement check]]s and, most importantly, the Internet's first documented [[lulz]]. Of course, without documentation, [[jameth]] and [[hepkitten]] realized that this big event would eventually be forgotten. Thus to preserve their drama, they attempted to create a [[Wikipedia]] article on him.
Girlvinyl began her internet musings in a low-key and anonymous manner, focusing on her [[LiveJournal]] blog and posting typical fat girl angle shots. It only took a while for Girlvinyl to realize that LiveJournal, for its time, was a melting pot of drama ready for trolling. From then on, she realized that trolling was just as much fun as eating, leading her and her [[ljdrama]] crew to troll [[mediacrat]], a mentally unstable homosexual. This harassment led to court appearances, [[internet settlement check]]s, and, most importantly, the Internet's first documented [[lulz]]. Of course, [[Jameth]] and [[Hepkitten]] realized that without documentation, this monumental event would be forgotten. Thus, to preserve their drama, they attempted to create a [[Wikipedia]] article on him.


Unfortunately, what they didn’t expect was that Wikipedia was super serious about the content of their articles. In general, they were definitely [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat not smiling] at their attempts to create the mediacrat article. Having a fascist standard for articles, the mediacrat article [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=mediacrat&year=&month=-1&tagfilter= was ultimately deleted]. In response, girlvinyl along with ghettofinger and the rest of the ljdrama crew created Encyclopedia Dramatica; a wiki which provided an alternate view to Wikipedia’s fascist hold on information. During its birth, ED was mainly a branch of ljdrama, thus completely LiveJournal-centric. Within a span of seven years, ED went from a small pet project to an internet phenomenon.
Unfortunately, what they didn’t expect was that Wikipedia was super serious about the content of their articles. In general, they were definitely [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat not smiling] in their attempts to create the mediacrat article. Having a fascist standard for articles, the mediacrat article [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=mediacrat&year=&month=-1&tagfilter= was ultimately deleted]. In response, Girlvinyl, along with ghettofinger and the rest of the ljdrama crew, created Encyclopedia Dramatica, a wiki which provided an alternate view to Wikipedia’s fascist hold on information. During its birth, ED was mainly a branch of ljdrama, thus completely LiveJournal-centric. Within a span of seven years, ED went from a small pet project to an internet phenomenon.


===Temporary death of ED===
===Temporary death of ED===


:''See also: [[Operation Restoration]]
:''See also: [[Operation Restoration]]
Despite changes in the content of articles, the sysop roster of ED were those who despised [[chan]] drama in general as channers were all [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] nerds that spam memes in their eyes. Sherrod began hating ED over the years as more users joined from different websites and [[Retard|different personalities]]. In fact, she closed IRC once because of their pointless meme spam. Over time, girlvinyl became less active on the wiki and a bitch to her users on IRC.
Regardless of changes in article content, the ED sysop roster was made up of people who despised [[chan]] drama in general, because channers were all [[basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] nerds who spammed memes in their eyes. Sherrod began hating ED over the years as more users joined from different websites and [[Retard|different personalities]]. In fact, she closed IRC once because of their pointless meme spam. Over time, Girlvinyl became less active on the wiki and a bitch to her users on IRC.


However around mid-2010 things began changing. Girlvinyl basically complained about being poor while [[weev]] and [[OldDirtyBtard]] were the ones who did the thinking for ED. Around the end of 2010 she lost both of them and was left to think on her own. What most people are unaware of is that girlvinyl always tries to keep things in secret. One of the most dangerous secrets was the tale of a man named [[Daniel Brandt]], a senior citizen who doxed the sysops and left girlvinyl scared shitless. In fact, the sysops made it a rule to not talk about Daniel Brandt openly on IRC.
However, around mid-2010, things began changing. Girlvinyl basically complained about her poverty, while [[weev]] and [[OldDirtyBtard]] did the thinking for ED. Around the end of 2010, she lost both of them and was left to think on her own. What most people are unaware of is that Girlvinyl always tries to keep things secret. One of the most dangerous secrets was the story of [[Daniel Brandt]], a senior citizen who doxed the sysops and terrified Girlvinyl. In fact, the sysops made it a rule to not talk about Daniel Brandt openly on IRC.


Brandt worked with other paranoid schizophrenics and gathered info on sysops while they [[blog]]ged about it. Through this, Brandt can make demands for the ED staff in exchange for erasing his article which cataloged his shameful internet history. Those whom he has teamed up with continued to harass girlvinyl’s family as a way to get her to cave in. And she did. Her first attempt at deleting ED was around January 2011; however that plan was foiled due to a [[tweet]] and people constantly emailing her not to do it. Around April 2011, girlvinyl decided to try again, this time making sure nothing would interfere with the birth of OhInternet.
Brandt collaborated with other paranoid schizophrenics to gather information on sysops while [[blogging]] about it. Through this, Brandt made demands on the ED staff in exchange for erasing his article, which cataloged his shameful internet history. Those whom he had teamed up with continued to harass Girlvinyl’s family as a way to get her to cave in. And she did. Her first attempt at deleting ED was around January 2011, but that plan was foiled due to a [[tweet]] and people constantly emailing her not to do it. Around April 2011, girlvinyl decided to try again, this time making sure nothing would interfere with the birth of OhInternet.


The aftermath of this was that girlvinyl has tasted the saltiness of pure irony. She deleted ED to protect her family from angry bloggers only to face an upset fanbase. Sooner or later, the mighty wrath of fail raped her in her sleep, she was supposedly fornicated with an iron stick.
The aftermath of this was that Girlvinyl tasted the saltiness of pure irony. She deleted ED to protect her family from angry bloggers, only to face an upset fanbase. Sooner or later, the mighty wrath of fail raped her in her sleep. She was supposedly fornicated with an iron stick.


==As an enemy of the Lulz==
==As an enemy of the Lulz==


[[File:Sherrod2.jpg|thumb|~*~Do you enjoy me?~*~]]
[[File:Sherrod2.jpg|220px|thumb|~*~Do you enjoy me?~*~]]
[[File:Sherrod.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Sherrod.jpg|220px|thumb]]
[[File:DelHippock.jpg|thumb|With the power of the mighty DMCA I shall smite thee!]]
Girlvinyl made the mistake of believing that the [[Lolwut|internet would accept OhInternet]] and that her family would be better off as a result. Sadly for her, things only got worse as she proceeded to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Because picking a website with a dumb name, boring layout, and butchered content is completely satisfying, [[No|right]]? Perhaps Girlvinyl received most of her hate because of her staff’s lies to the internet, which then reflected on her. Below is the list of their lies:


Girlvinyl made a foolish mistake thinking that the [[Lolwut|internet would accept OhInternet]] and ultimately believed that her family would be in a better position. Sadly for her, things only got worse as she proceeded to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Because picking a website with a dumb name, boring layout and butchered content is completely satisfying, [[No|right]]? Perhaps girlvinyl received most of her hate because of her staff’s lies to the internet which then reflected onto her. Below is the list of their lies:
* ED is undergoing maintenance.
 
* ED is going under maintenance
* OhInternet is just a sister [[blog]]
* OhInternet is just a sister [[blog]]
* The users were responsible for abusing free speech thus destroying ED
* The users were responsible for abusing free speech, thus destroying ED.
* [[Never|An ED archive will be delivered]]
* [[Never|An ED archive will be delivered]]
* [[Josephevers.blogspot.com|There is no Daniel Brandt]]
* [[Josephevers.blogspot.com|There is no Daniel Brandt]]
* 'I will deliver the missing screencaps for [[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]] if you write an OhInternet article on it'
* 'I will deliver the missing screencaps for [[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]] if you write an OhInternet article on it'


As a result of girlvinyl and her staff alienating the fanbase, the users teamed up and created our lovely [[Operation Restoration|ED 2.0]]; a new ED that got rid of the queen and exposed her nudes. In an attempt to fight this, girlvinyl [[DMCA]]’d her page. She unfortunately forgot that ED’s new staff wasn’t scared of [[Faggotry|false DMCAs]] and countered it right away. She then fought back again in mid-July 2011. This time she decided to go to ED’s host and complain about ED breaking their TAU; this lead to ED searching for a new host and going offline for a week. ED returned with more donations and support leaving girlvinyl with more hatred.
As a result of Girlvinyl and her staff alienating the fanbase, the users teamed up and created our lovely [[Operation Restoration|ED 2.0]]; a new ED that got rid of the queen and exposed her nudes. In an attempt to fight this, Girlvinyl [[DMCA]]’d her page. She unfortunately forgot that ED’s new staff wasn’t scared of [[Faggotry|false DMCAs]] and countered it right away. She then fought back again in mid-July 2011. This time she decided to go to ED’s host and complain about ED breaking their TAU; this lead to ED searching for a new host and going offline for a week. ED returned with more donations and support leaving Girlvinyl with more hatred.


Realizing defeat, girlvinyl responded to [[User:E|e]]'s [[reddit]] thread.
Realizing defeat, Girlvinyl responded to [[User:E|e]]'s [[reddit]] thread.


{{squote|Honestly... In all 100% honesty... I have been through this before. I went on the IRC. I talked to the underground uber leet omgz k-rad anonymous cabal (your friend joepie91 was there even). Unfortunately I went through it with Ryan, which I admit is a obviously the worst possible ambassador for anyone. But, I learned my lesson. There is no reasoning or negotiating, I get fucked no matter what. This isn't a new thing. It's like I said a moment ago, there is no upside for me.|Girlvinyl|[http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/iqyut/encyclopediadramaticach_needs_your_help/c26bj7i Reddit]}}
{{squote|Honestly, in all 100% honesty, I have been through this before. I went on the IRC. I talked to the underground uber leet omgz k-rad anonymous cabal (your friend Joepie91 was there even). Unfortunately, I went through it with Ryan, who I admit is obviously the worst possible ambassador for anyone. But, I learned my lesson. I get fucked no matter what. There is no reasoning or negotiating. This isn't a new thing. It's like I said a moment ago, there is no upside for me.|Girlvinyl|[http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/iqyut/encyclopediadramaticach_needs_your_help/c26bj7i Reddit]}}
{{clear}}


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
[[File:Log ed.png|thumb|left|Girlvinyl ''flipping the fuck out'']]


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{{clear}}
{{clear}}


== Explanation at ROFLCon ==
== Explanation at ROFLCon ==
[[File:061202H0746 jpg.jpg|thumb|Giving thanks to her knights]]


As an attempt to get her reasons for deleting ED to spread, girlvinyl went to an internet convention and explained that ED just wasn't profitable for her any more and she didn't make backups because she "didn't want to". She then goes on to explain how she thinks she is [[Moar|much]] [[Obese|better]] than everyone and if she feels like screwing over thousands of users it shouldn't matter because they are all losers anyway.
As an attempt to get her reasons for deleting ED to spread, girlvinyl went to an internet convention and explained that ED just wasn't profitable for her any more and she didn't make backups because she "didn't want to". She then goes on to explain how she thinks she is [[Moar|much]] [[Obese|better]] than everyone and if she feels like screwing over thousands of users it shouldn't matter because they are all losers anyway.
 
{{clear}}
==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Sherrod-ellen-degrippo-girlvinyl-space-whale.png|This way to the Internet. SO FUNNY AMIRITE?!
File:Sherrod-ellen-degrippo-girlvinyl-space-whale.png|This way to the Internet. SO FUNNY AMIRITE?!
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File:Escapefrom.jpg|Coming to an IMAX theater near you.
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File:Sherrodpig.jpg|DeGrippo in her childhood.
File:Sherrod DeGrippo Young.jpg|DeGrippo in her childhood. Where did everything go wrong?
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File:CIMG0672 jpg.jpg|[[Fat girl angle shot|FGAS]] to the max.
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==See Also==
==See Also==
[[File:DelHippock.jpg|right|280px|thumb|With the power of the mighty DMCA I smite thee!]]
* [[Girlvinyl/Emails]]
* [[Girlvinyl/Emails]]
* [[OhInternet]]
* [[OhInternet]]
* [[Arguecat]]
* [[Arguecat]]
* [[Randi Harper]] - Her e-nemisis
* [[Randi Harper]] - Her e-nemesis
* [[Tamageddon]]
* [[Tamageddon]]
* [[MAN THE HARPOONS]]
* [[MAN THE HARPOONS]]
* [[Fat]]
* [[Fat]]
* [[Chubby]]
* [[Zaiger]] - Same story, different book


==External Links==
==External Links==
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===Others===
===Others===
*[http://crimint.wordpress.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/ An ED hater sucking the cock of DeHippo]
*[http://crimint.wordpress.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/ An ED hater sucking the cock of DeHippo]
*[http://www.geekosystem.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/ An article outlining DeHippo's deletion of ED]
*{{archive|6FyaX|The first ones to gloat when ED turned into OHI}} and only ones to interview her were [[TheMarySue]].
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AnonBurnsInHell One of GV's whiny white knights.]</s>
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/AnonBurnsInHell One of GV's whiny white knights.]</s>
*[http://doxbinumfxfyytnh.onion.to/doxviewer.php?dox=Sherrod_Ellen_DeGrippo Her dox]
*[http://doxbinumfxfyytnh.onion.to/doxviewer.php?dox=Sherrod_Ellen_DeGrippo Her dox]
 
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{{Takedown}}
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Latest revision as of 13:01, 18 August 2024

 Did You Know: DeGrippo is from the hick state of Georgia, USA?


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This article is only for the discriminating lulz connoisseur.
If you have any exclusive drama to add, click here.


This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT she lost weight, her skin is still as big as a circus tent and she became a Trump-hating SJW!!!1
Most recent picture of Sherrod DeGrippo, from fall 2011. The fat is totally just an act.
Most recent picture of Sherrod DeGrippo, from fall 2011. The fat is totally just an act.
   
“ 		 
Sherrod acts like she's a fatty but really she's a hot tamale
  		„
  		 

—Former ED whiteknight

knowyourmemes.com owner, Sherrod!

Girlvinyl (Real name: Sherrod Ellen DeGrippo✡; also known as Sherrod DeHippo, Queen DeHippo, or simply DeHippo; b. Feb. 5, 1978: Age 46) is the erstwhile owner of OhInternet and former queen of Encyclopedia Dramatica. She was first revered, if not worshipped, for creating the original Encyclopedia Dramatica, which spawned both smiles and tears from the citizens of the internet. However, this dramatically changed in April 2011 when she decided to close down ED in favor of OhInternet, a wiki that is was detested and panned by the web, before it closed last Thursday. The very people who helped build the wiki turned against her as her sysop sheep began blaming them for ED’s fall. The once mighty queen is now a center of hatred for those who stayed loyal to the Lulz.

Bring your eye bleach because we're about to warn you that Girlvinyl is motherfucking fat.

The Making of Encyclopedia Dramatica

Explained in webcomic form.
One of her older photographs from her healthy youth.

Girlvinyl began her internet musings in a low-key and anonymous manner, focusing on her LiveJournal blog and posting typical fat girl angle shots. It only took a while for Girlvinyl to realize that LiveJournal, for its time, was a melting pot of drama ready for trolling. From then on, she realized that trolling was just as much fun as eating, leading her and her ljdrama crew to troll mediacrat, a mentally unstable homosexual. This harassment led to court appearances, internet settlement checks, and, most importantly, the Internet's first documented lulz. Of course, Jameth and Hepkitten realized that without documentation, this monumental event would be forgotten. Thus, to preserve their drama, they attempted to create a Wikipedia article on him.

Unfortunately, what they didn’t expect was that Wikipedia was super serious about the content of their articles. In general, they were definitely not smiling in their attempts to create the mediacrat article. Having a fascist standard for articles, the mediacrat article was ultimately deleted. In response, Girlvinyl, along with ghettofinger and the rest of the ljdrama crew, created Encyclopedia Dramatica, a wiki which provided an alternate view to Wikipedia’s fascist hold on information. During its birth, ED was mainly a branch of ljdrama, thus completely LiveJournal-centric. Within a span of seven years, ED went from a small pet project to an internet phenomenon.

Temporary death of ED

See also: Operation Restoration

Regardless of changes in article content, the ED sysop roster was made up of people who despised chan drama in general, because channers were all basement-dwelling nerds who spammed memes in their eyes. Sherrod began hating ED over the years as more users joined from different websites and different personalities. In fact, she closed IRC once because of their pointless meme spam. Over time, Girlvinyl became less active on the wiki and a bitch to her users on IRC.

However, around mid-2010, things began changing. Girlvinyl basically complained about her poverty, while weev and OldDirtyBtard did the thinking for ED. Around the end of 2010, she lost both of them and was left to think on her own. What most people are unaware of is that Girlvinyl always tries to keep things secret. One of the most dangerous secrets was the story of Daniel Brandt, a senior citizen who doxed the sysops and terrified Girlvinyl. In fact, the sysops made it a rule to not talk about Daniel Brandt openly on IRC.

Brandt collaborated with other paranoid schizophrenics to gather information on sysops while blogging about it. Through this, Brandt made demands on the ED staff in exchange for erasing his article, which cataloged his shameful internet history. Those whom he had teamed up with continued to harass Girlvinyl’s family as a way to get her to cave in. And she did. Her first attempt at deleting ED was around January 2011, but that plan was foiled due to a tweet and people constantly emailing her not to do it. Around April 2011, girlvinyl decided to try again, this time making sure nothing would interfere with the birth of OhInternet.

The aftermath of this was that Girlvinyl tasted the saltiness of pure irony. She deleted ED to protect her family from angry bloggers, only to face an upset fanbase. Sooner or later, the mighty wrath of fail raped her in her sleep. She was supposedly fornicated with an iron stick.

As an enemy of the Lulz

~*~Do you enjoy me?~*~

Girlvinyl made the mistake of believing that the internet would accept OhInternet and that her family would be better off as a result. Sadly for her, things only got worse as she proceeded to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Because picking a website with a dumb name, boring layout, and butchered content is completely satisfying, right? Perhaps Girlvinyl received most of her hate because of her staff’s lies to the internet, which then reflected on her. Below is the list of their lies:

As a result of Girlvinyl and her staff alienating the fanbase, the users teamed up and created our lovely ED 2.0; a new ED that got rid of the queen and exposed her nudes. In an attempt to fight this, Girlvinyl DMCA’d her page. She unfortunately forgot that ED’s new staff wasn’t scared of false DMCAs and countered it right away. She then fought back again in mid-July 2011. This time she decided to go to ED’s host and complain about ED breaking their TAU; this lead to ED searching for a new host and going offline for a week. ED returned with more donations and support leaving Girlvinyl with more hatred.

Realizing defeat, Girlvinyl responded to e's reddit thread.

 
“ 		 
Honestly, in all 100% honesty, I have been through this before. I went on the IRC. I talked to the underground uber leet omgz k-rad anonymous cabal (your friend Joepie91 was there even). Unfortunately, I went through it with Ryan, who I admit is obviously the worst possible ambassador for anyone. But, I learned my lesson. I get fucked no matter what. There is no reasoning or negotiating. This isn't a new thing. It's like I said a moment ago, there is no upside for me.
  		„
 

—Girlvinyl, Reddit

Quotes

   
“ 		 

OHi covers internet drama too! But OHi wants the GOOD internet drama with information that is interesting, not some bullshit about deviantarters and a high school basement dweller's nextdoor neighbor.
 

„
  		 

—GOOD internet drama

   
“ 		 
I own the copyright on the collected works
  		„
  		 

—She totally does

   
“ 		 
Thanks to fellow Anons, an archive is in the making for public use that will be freely available, regardless of what the owners demand. One thing the owners did not realize is that the intellectual property belongs to the writers; this means they technically do not even own the materials on ED.
  		„
  		 

—Thus I can do whatever I want with it

   
“ 		 
whats a cheap ED ripoff?
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
Shock for shock's sake simply isn't profitable anymore
  		„
  		 

—A completely satisfying reason for shutting it all down

   
“ 		 
We have always been on good terms with Anonymous!
  		„
  		 

—Not working.

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Explanation at ROFLCon

As an attempt to get her reasons for deleting ED to spread, girlvinyl went to an internet convention and explained that ED just wasn't profitable for her any more and she didn't make backups because she "didn't want to". She then goes on to explain how she thinks she is much better than everyone and if she feels like screwing over thousands of users it shouldn't matter because they are all losers anyway.

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  • fap to...
    fap to...
  • this...
    this...
  • shit
    shit
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  • Giving thanks to her knights
    Giving thanks to her knights
  • This way to the Internet. SO FUNNY AMIRITE?!
    This way to the Internet. SO FUNNY AMIRITE?!
  • DEM CHEEKS
    DEM CHEEKS
  • DO NOT WANT
    DO NOT WANT
  • Emo rave bullshit.
    Emo rave bullshit.
  • Whale emerging from the depths.
    Whale emerging from the depths.
  • Embarrassing herself and everyone around her.
    Embarrassing herself and everyone around her.
  • Artistic Rendering
    Artistic Rendering
  • Constantly stuffing her face.
    Constantly stuffing her face.
  • Attempting to whore for money.
    Attempting to whore for money.
  • Typical icon of GV.
    Typical icon of GV.
  • Oh god no.
    Oh god no.
  • There aren't enough MySpace angles in the world to map her total area.
    There aren't enough MySpace angles in the world to map her total area.
  • TROLLED HARD
    TROLLED HARD
  • OhInternet profile
    OhInternet profile
  • Coming to an IMAX theater near you.
    Coming to an IMAX theater near you.
  • DeGrippo in her childhood. Where did everything go wrong?
    DeGrippo in her childhood. Where did everything go wrong?
  • FGAS to the max.
    FGAS to the max.
  • Attention whoring at its finest.
    Attention whoring at its finest.
  • Sherrod, being a fun person.
    Sherrod, being a fun person.
  • For some reason, she didn't accept this heartfelt apology :'-(
    For some reason, she didn't accept this heartfelt apology :'-(
  • Or this one. :(
    Or this one. :(
  • LOL. Cumslut.
    LOL. Cumslut.
  • Dem cheeks again...
    Dem cheeks again...
  • The day we thought would never come
    The day we thought would never come

See Also

With the power of the mighty DMCA I smite thee!

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