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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ben Moynihan'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Ben Moynihan'''</big>}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 cunts | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 {{Hover|cunts shaved up by shanking|wounded}}}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]] | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope|Not even closer]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''| | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Shank'n'slash}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Incel|Incel rage]] & [[ | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Incel|Incel rage]] & [[Asperger|Autism]]}} | ||
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Ben Moynihan (born c. 1996) was a [[Old people|gerontophilic]] teen who went berserk at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-[[kike]] half-[[chink]] [[Elliot Rodger]], he also carried out his attack out of revenge against the fact that he was an omega male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only | '''Ben Moynihan''' (born c. 1996) was a [[Old people|gerontophilic]] [[British|britfag]] teen who went berserk at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-[[kike]] half-[[chink]] [[Elliot Rodger]], he also carried out his attack out of revenge against the fact that he was an omega male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies and all of the old hags he shanked survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an [[American]], he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met [[Bubba]]. | ||
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*'''Primary''': Knife | |||
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*A great knife stolen from his parents '''Does 25~30 points of damage''' | |||
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*'''Perk''': Autism | |||
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*'''X2 moving speed <br> X2 shanking speed''' | |||
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*'''Spell''':Incel | |||
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*'''X2 damage against women, normies and fuckboys <br> Triple if they are from 16 to 25 years old''' | |||
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== His letters == | == His letters == | ||
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[[File:Ben-Moynihanletter.jpg]] | [[File:Ben-Moynihanletter.jpg]] | ||
[[File:Moynihanloletter.jpg]] | [[File:Moynihanloletter.jpg]] | ||
== Gallery == | |||
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V&Moynihan.jpg|Say hello to Bubba. Oh, also good riddance | |||
BenLeKnives.jpg|Le knivar used by Ben | |||
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== Graded Score == | == Graded Score == | ||
{{GradedScore|0|All three elderly victims survived|2| | {{GradedScore|0|All three elderly victims survived|2|Shank in better areas, kid|0|Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe|2|Only news exclusive to Britain|5|Omega male stabber|9|Z-|You're only 17, brat. Why would you be thinking about how women think of you now?}} | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
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{{psychopaths}} | {{psychopaths}} | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{ | {{Aspies}} | ||
{{Elliot Rodger}} | |||
{{dying alone}} | {{dying alone}} | ||
{{Britfags}} | {{Britfags}} | ||
Latest revision as of 17:34, 17 November 2024
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Nationality: | British 
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| Highscore | 3 cunts shaved up by shanking |
| Top 50? | Not even closer |
| Style | Shank'n'slash |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Incel rage & Autism |
Ben Moynihan (born c. 1996) was a gerontophilic britfag teen who went berserk at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his attack out of revenge against the fact that he was an omega male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies and all of the old hags he shanked survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met Bubba.
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Say hello to Bubba. Oh, also good riddance -
Le knivar used by Ben
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 All three elderly victims survived |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Shank in better areas, kid |
| Style: | 0/20 Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Only news exclusive to Britain |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Omega male stabber |
Wanted Level:
Constardbulary
See also
- Elliot Rodger
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s
- Chris Harper-Mercer
- Old people
- Incel
- Alex Hribal
- Generation Z
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Ben Moynihan is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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