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{{ibhead|<big>'''Kelvin Robins'''</big>}} | {{ibhead|<big>'''Kelvin Robins'''</big>}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr}} | {{ibrow|'''Name'''|Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|October 8, 1987}} | {{ibrow|'''Born'''|October 8, 1987 ({{age|1987|10|8}} years old)}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[scammer|Entrepreneur]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[scammer|Entrepreneur]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Baton Rouge, Louisiana, [[ | {{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Baton Rouge]], [[Louisiana]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[masturbation|Narcissism]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[masturbation|Narcissism]]}} | ||
{{ibend}} | {{ibend}} | ||
Do you bring up your affair baby on business calls? Can you stay brave while | Do you bring up your affair baby on business calls? Can you stay brave while staring down old ladies? Is the company you do this under named after your dead kid? If you answered "yes" to all these questions then you are [[Powerword|'''Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr.''']] | ||
==The Beginning== | ==The Beginning== | ||
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# Kelvin was married at the time and the baby was the product of an affair | # Kelvin was married at the time and the baby was the product of an affair | ||
# Within 4 months of the story, Kelvin walked out on this child and another so he'd | # Within 4 months of the story, Kelvin walked out on this child and another so he'd | ||
# Have more money to [[ | # Have more money to [[AIDS|"take care of hoes"]] | ||
==His | ==His Family== | ||
[[File:kelvin-early-start-fatherhood.png|thumb|left|Kelvin, being a great dad at an age when most guys are wasting their time [[dropout|getting a high school diploma]]]] | [[File:kelvin-early-start-fatherhood.png|thumb|left|Kelvin, being a great dad at an age when most guys are wasting their time [[dropout|getting a high school diploma]]]] | ||
Kelvin was a loving father, too loving for just one partner | Kelvin was a loving father, too loving for just one partner, and took fatherhood so seriously that he became one at 13. If this early start isn't enough, he's naming "Jay-Starr" businesses using Jay, his [https://archive.is/TAloN#selection-1079.9-1079.12 deceased daughter's first name] and Starr, a [https://archive.is/TAloN#selection-1579.1617-1579.1623 second daughter's middle name]. Years after her death he was still posting Facebook updates as [[:File:Jay-starr-facebook-screenshot.jpg|"Jay-Starr Tree and Outdoor Services"]], his way to remember Jay and to steal. | ||
[[File:kelvin-follows.jpg|thumb|right|Just look at the Jay-Starr company he's following, [[women|nothing else to see here]]]] | [[File:kelvin-follows.jpg|thumb|right|Just look at the Jay-Starr company he's following, [[women|nothing else to see here]]]] | ||
This started by renaming his newsworthy company to [https://archive.is/IiPDL | This started by renaming his newsworthy company to [https://archive.is/IiPDL "Jay-Starr Construction"], insuring both daughters shared in his legacy. Jay-Starr then joined "Certified Home Improvements" in disgrace by being fined, an unexpected tragedy. To make the best of a bad situation, Kelvin put his children first by making sure [https://wwwcfprd.doa.louisiana.gov/boardsandcommissions/MeetingMinutes/475_12%2002%202021%20Meeting%20Minutes%20FINAL.pdf his biggest fine of $25,500] went to Jay-Starr. | ||
Despite | Despite this fine and stop order, Kelvin is still publicly following his newest "Jay-Starr" company on Facebook. In his defense, poor Kelvin may be confused as he gets mixed messages. In October 2020 the LDAF gave Kelvin, [https://www.ldaf.state.la.us/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/LH-LIST-10302020.pdf with his exclusive 708002 zip code,] a new horticulture license. They had also given him 3 fines and stop orders at this point. | ||
Dialogue would likewise break down between Kelvin and his family. Despite his heroic efforts to keep the family together, trying everything from renaming a newsworthy business after his children to [[cheating|giving them surprise half-siblings]], his marriage would not survive all those late nights in the office [[hookers and blow|doing tree work]]. | Dialogue would likewise break down between Kelvin and his family. Despite his heroic efforts to keep the family together, trying everything from renaming a newsworthy business after his children to [[cheating|giving them surprise half-siblings]], his marriage would not survive all those late nights in the office [[hookers and blow|doing tree work]]. | ||
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[[File:kelvin-had-to-stop-work-oh-no.jpg|thumb|center|Kelvin [[irony|trying to put family first]]]] | [[File:kelvin-had-to-stop-work-oh-no.jpg|thumb|center|Kelvin [[irony|trying to put family first]]]] | ||
Still, this left Kelvin worrying his child died hating him, and still worrying despite | Still, this left Kelvin worrying his child died hating him, and still worrying despite her Father's Day posts. These posts were memorable from the way she always used another man's name and picture [[No|by accident]]. | ||
[[File:kelvins-fathers-day-post.jpg|thumb|center|Happy Father's Day, [[No|Kelvin]]!]] | [[File:kelvins-fathers-day-post.jpg|thumb|center|Happy Father's Day, [[No|Kelvin]]!]] | ||
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==His Work Ethic== | ==His Work Ethic== | ||
Kelvin still does a lot for his children, but he also treats clients like his own flesh and blood . He first solicits someone, usually a woman, for work and claims he needs an advance payment to [https://archive.is/x4b2i#selection-1473.1-1482.0 "feed him and his crew"]. If he doesn't consider this an appearance fee and leave, he'll complete the job in 3 easy steps: | Kelvin still does a lot for his children, but he also treats clients like his own flesh and blood. He first solicits someone, usually a woman, for work and claims he needs an advance payment to [https://archive.is/x4b2i#selection-1473.1-1482.0 "feed him and his crew"]. If he doesn't consider this an appearance fee and leave, he'll complete the job in 3 easy steps: | ||
#As happens with skilled contractors, Kelvin will start by fucking things up | #As happens with skilled contractors, Kelvin will start by fucking things up | ||
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Despite being provoked like this by mean old ladies, both Kelvin and his partner, [[Powerword|Johnny Lee Tolliver]], have no criminal records. It's almost like knowing where your clients live makes them think twice before pressing charges. | Despite being provoked like this by mean old ladies, both Kelvin and his partner, [[Powerword|Johnny Lee Tolliver]], have no criminal records. It's almost like knowing where your clients live makes them think twice before pressing charges. | ||
Kelvin's work is not limited to destroying the lives of old ladies or his children. He also registered many businesses in his name including [https://archive.is/n3f6g "Major League Music"] | Kelvin's work is not limited to destroying the lives of old ladies or his children. He also registered many businesses in his name including [https://archive.is/n3f6g "Major League Music"], then published an album* with Johnny just before Major League closed. It's got killer beats. | ||
[[File:an-album-with-killer-beats.jpg|500px|thumb|center|* Not really, albums take work]] | [[File:an-album-with-killer-beats.jpg|500px|thumb|center|* Not really, albums take work]] | ||
Johnny's | Johnny's work isn't just music or elder abuse either, he also sells [[Pit Bulls|dogs]]: | ||
[[File:johnny-sells-pit-bulls.jpg|600px|thumb|center|Only good things will come of this]] | [[File:johnny-sells-pit-bulls.jpg|600px|thumb|center|Only good things will come of this]] | ||
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|[https://archive.is/PLdeT#selection-1439.54-1439.100 Not Kelvin]}} | |[https://archive.is/PLdeT#selection-1439.54-1439.100 Not Kelvin]}} | ||
The review didn't include pictures so an artist's depiction is | The review didn't include pictures so an artist's depiction is added: | ||
[[File:Kelvin-review-artists-depiction.jpg|thumb|1000px|center|They're a chipper bunch]] | [[File:Kelvin-review-artists-depiction.jpg|thumb|1000px|center|They're a chipper bunch]] | ||
==His | ==His Future== | ||
There's one thing we all agree on at this point, and we know what it is: These men were raised right by their fathers and learned to care about more than just getting things. And they do, they care about getting lots | There's one thing we all agree on at this point, and we know what it is: These men were raised right by their fathers and learned to care about more than just getting things. And they do, they care about getting lots | ||
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and lots | and lots | ||
[[File:johnny-sneakies.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:johnny-sneakies.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
of things. They learned to value mental health too | of things. They learned to value mental health too and found living this way makes thoughts that trouble lesser men like "you're better than this" fade away with their count of the lots | ||
[[File:kelvin-watch.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:kelvin-watch.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
and lots | and lots | ||
[[File:kelvin-ring.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:kelvin-ring.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
of things. Spiritual fulfillment is also handled | of things. Spiritual fulfillment is also handled due to being unneeded with no soul. I can hear some objections, and yes, this life has its drawbacks, for instance running low on places to hoard your lots | ||
[[File:johnny-chain.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:johnny-chain.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
and lots | and lots | ||
[[File:kelvin-chain.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:kelvin-chain.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
of things. And yes, men | of things. And yes, men this great may wonder how they will be treated in their old age. But each man can remember that in many-a nursing home there's grandmas torn from trashed homes because he wanted lots | ||
[[File:johnny-bmw.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:johnny-bmw.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
and lots | and lots | ||
[[File:kelvin-truck.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:kelvin-truck.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
of things | of things, thus making many grandmas very sad and their [[southern]] families very mad. With this reminder, he can put any worries to rest knowing that no, he won't need to plan for his golden years and yes, he has lots | ||
[[File:johnny-a-motherfucking-horse-1.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:johnny-a-motherfucking-horse-1.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
and lots | and lots | ||
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* [https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jay%20Starr%20Tree%20Service/102471612324092/ Another "Jay Starr Tree Service" Business Facebook] | * [https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jay%20Starr%20Tree%20Service/102471612324092/ Another "Jay Starr Tree Service" Business Facebook] | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100074721153708 "Jay-Starr" Person Facebook] (just a picture of one of Kelvin's trucks) | * [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100074721153708 "Jay-Starr" Person Facebook] (just a picture of one of Kelvin's trucks) | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/kelvin.robins. | * [https://www.facebook.com/kelvin.robins.39 Kelvin's Facebook (old)] (seems dead, used by baby momma and her friend to expose Kelvin's affair after he left her too) | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/people/Robins-Tree-service/100066688626984/ "Robins Tree Service" Facebook] (also dead) | * [https://www.facebook.com/people/Robins-Tree-service/100066688626984/ "Robins Tree Service" Facebook] (also dead) | ||
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{{afro}} | {{afro}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:Niggers]] | [[Category:Niggers]] | ||
{{timeline|Article of the Now January 30 and 31, [[2024]]|[[Whore]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]]}} |
Latest revision as of 16:38, 25 August 2024
Kelvin Robins | |
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Name | Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr |
Born | October 8, 1987 (37 years old) |
Gender | Male |
Occupation | Entrepreneur |
Nationality | Americunt |
Residence | Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Jewnited States of Americunts |
Religion | Narcissism |
Do you bring up your affair baby on business calls? Can you stay brave while staring down old ladies? Is the company you do this under named after your dead kid? If you answered "yes" to all these questions then you are Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr.
The Beginning
Our hero's journey truly begins around New Year's 2019, when he made the news for not only scamming a woman with terminal cancer out of $19,000 but demolishing the elderly woman's home in the process. A modest man, Kelvin caught wind of the story before it aired and tried to stay nameless.
—A family member |
But how much did Kelvin care for this baby? The child's grateful mother let us know by thanking him on his Facebook:
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Their claims are supported by Kelvin's Child Support Delinquent Payor record. To summarize:
- Kelvin was married at the time and the baby was the product of an affair
- Within 4 months of the story, Kelvin walked out on this child and another so he'd
- Have more money to "take care of hoes"
His Family
Kelvin was a loving father, too loving for just one partner, and took fatherhood so seriously that he became one at 13. If this early start isn't enough, he's naming "Jay-Starr" businesses using Jay, his deceased daughter's first name and Starr, a second daughter's middle name. Years after her death he was still posting Facebook updates as "Jay-Starr Tree and Outdoor Services", his way to remember Jay and to steal.
This started by renaming his newsworthy company to "Jay-Starr Construction", insuring both daughters shared in his legacy. Jay-Starr then joined "Certified Home Improvements" in disgrace by being fined, an unexpected tragedy. To make the best of a bad situation, Kelvin put his children first by making sure his biggest fine of $25,500 went to Jay-Starr.
Despite this fine and stop order, Kelvin is still publicly following his newest "Jay-Starr" company on Facebook. In his defense, poor Kelvin may be confused as he gets mixed messages. In October 2020 the LDAF gave Kelvin, with his exclusive 708002 zip code, a new horticulture license. They had also given him 3 fines and stop orders at this point.
Dialogue would likewise break down between Kelvin and his family. Despite his heroic efforts to keep the family together, trying everything from renaming a newsworthy business after his children to giving them surprise half-siblings, his marriage would not survive all those late nights in the office doing tree work.
Eventually his family found even the extra siblings were not enough and parted ways. Before dying, Jay also changed her last name to "James". This was done because she felt unworthy after watching his efforts, such as skipping work to go to their birthdays:
Still, this left Kelvin worrying his child died hating him, and still worrying despite her Father's Day posts. These posts were memorable from the way she always used another man's name and picture by accident.
And such is the bitter end of something beautiful:
Let this be a lesson for the fathers: Work hard but have time for your wife, kids, and affair babies.
His Work Ethic
Kelvin still does a lot for his children, but he also treats clients like his own flesh and blood. He first solicits someone, usually a woman, for work and claims he needs an advance payment to "feed him and his crew". If he doesn't consider this an appearance fee and leave, he'll complete the job in 3 easy steps:
- As happens with skilled contractors, Kelvin will start by fucking things up
- Then demand more to finish, also standard practice
- And repeating 1 and 2 until it's all done:
If the woman won't pay for a job well done, poor Kelvin has to say the silent part out loud:
Despite being provoked like this by mean old ladies, both Kelvin and his partner, Johnny Lee Tolliver, have no criminal records. It's almost like knowing where your clients live makes them think twice before pressing charges.
Kelvin's work is not limited to destroying the lives of old ladies or his children. He also registered many businesses in his name including "Major League Music", then published an album* with Johnny just before Major League closed. It's got killer beats.
Johnny's work isn't just music or elder abuse either, he also sells dogs:
As the saying goes when dogs are sold
This is a normal way to congratulate a man when he sells a dog, and certainly doesn't hint that Kelvin treats animals with the same gentle kindness as old ladies. And in the off chance it does, the world is a poorer place without Major League Music and its next hit single, "Who made the dogs die".
His Literacy
Kelvin's stellar character has not gone unnoticed and some customers have given Kelvin's businesses positive reviews, customers who all happen to write like a high school dropout who alternates between calling Kelvin and his men "I", "we", and "a bunch of monkeys".
The review didn't include pictures so an artist's depiction is added:
His Future
There's one thing we all agree on at this point, and we know what it is: These men were raised right by their fathers and learned to care about more than just getting things. And they do, they care about getting lots
and lots
of things. They learned to value mental health too and found living this way makes thoughts that trouble lesser men like "you're better than this" fade away with their count of the lots
and lots
of things. Spiritual fulfillment is also handled due to being unneeded with no soul. I can hear some objections, and yes, this life has its drawbacks, for instance running low on places to hoard your lots
and lots
of things. And yes, men this great may wonder how they will be treated in their old age. But each man can remember that in many-a nursing home there's grandmas torn from trashed homes because he wanted lots
and lots
of things, thus making many grandmas very sad and their southern families very mad. With this reminder, he can put any worries to rest knowing that no, he won't need to plan for his golden years and yes, he has lots
and lots
of things.
Photo Gallery
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First post exposing Kelvin's affair babies
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Second post by the baby momma
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Third post by the baby momma
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Johnny's really glad he got his kid a horse
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Johnny scamming grannies to pay for that horse
Serious Business
Fines/Hearings
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Bad Reviews
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External Links
Social Media (Kelvin)
- Kelvin's Facebook (current)
- "Jay-Starr Tree and Outdoor Services" Business Facebook
- Kelvin's Linkedin archive
- Another "Jay Starr Tree Service" Business Facebook
- "Jay-Starr" Person Facebook (just a picture of one of Kelvin's trucks)
- Kelvin's Facebook (old) (seems dead, used by baby momma and her friend to expose Kelvin's affair after he left her too)
- "Robins Tree Service" Facebook (also dead)
Social Media (Others)
- Johnny's Facebook
- Ex-wife's Facebook (no business involvement, but pictures of Kelvin)
- Baby momma's Facebook (probably no pictures of Kelvin)
- Jay's Facebook (deceased, definitely no pictures of Kelvin)
Companies
These are past and current businesses registered under Kelvin's name. Names of people who registered the companies with him are included below, with separate links if they were later removed from the registration. Any interesting facts are also included.
- Jay-Starr Tree & Landscaping
- Johnny Tolliver
- Removed as an agent on paper in March 2020 OpenCorporates
- Cynthia Williamson
- Removed with Johnny on paper in March 2020 OpenCorporates
- Johnny Tolliver
- Major League Music LLC
- Johnny Tolliver
- Dior Nightclub LLC
- Herman Frazier
- The Dior Nightclub registered at the Bennington address has been closed since a "targeted attack" injured 12 people (article)
- New Era Properties LLC
- Pure Details LLC
- Certified Tree Care LLC
- Phillip Williams
Other
Article of the Now January 30 and 31, 2024 | ||
Preceded by Whore |
Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr | Succeeded by Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa |