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The Original

Umad is a horrifically unfunny meme coined taken from SOHH during the raids around early 2008. Originated when rapper Cam'ron appeared on the Bill O'Reilly show in 2003, and stated, "You just mad cuz I'm stylin' on you." In 2009 and into the new decade, you mad/umad has become a lexicon of sorts for both black people and nerds alike as another word for being angry in general about a situation or a conflict; in essence, NO U and RAGE all in one wiggerish term.

General Usage

"You mad" is not a question. Despite this, many highly esteemed users of the internet seem to use it as such. Here is a quick guide on how this meme works, so that you can take the necessary measures to correct yourself:

Correct

Anon 1: WHY THE FUCK DID I GET BANNED FOR POSTING CP
Anon 2: You mad.

Anon 1: FUCKING NEWFAG NIGGER JEWS, I FUCKING....
Anon 2: You mad.

Anon 1: DID YOU SEE WHAT THE FUCK THAT VIDEO GAME COMPANY DID? I AM RAGING OVER A VIDEO GAME
Anon 2: Lol u mad?

Anon 1: Jesus, what's with the fucking Alpha Nigger turning this country into a socialist shithole!?
Anon 2: Lol you mad?

Anon 1: Did you just rape my sister?
Anon 2: Lol you mad?

Incorrect

Anon 1: God I just want it to be legal to fuck horses in my state. They're just sitting there waiting for it!
Anon 2: what the fuck
Anon 1: LOL U MAD?

Anon 1: Hey random girl on the internet! You're a fucking ugly whore but I'd do you anyway, now send me nudes!
Anon 2: Go away.
Anon 1: LOL U MAD???

Anon 1: Guyz I need you to view this video I made of me being funny! Here's the link on youtube link, send it to everyone you know!
Anon 2: no
Anon 3: LOL U MAD???????

Anon 1: HAY GUYS WHATS UP MY NAMES STEVE STEVERS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME S-TEVE I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW ILL BE HANGING AROUND HERE FOR AWHILE JUST BLESSING YOU WITH MY PRESENCE BOY YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY TO HAVE ME HERE
Anon 2: uh
Anon 1: LOL U MAD????????????????

Anon 1: Seriously, I need to fuck these horses.
Anon 2: You need help. Lots of it.
Anon 1: LOL U MAD??????????????????????????????????????

U MAD on Encyclopedia Dramatica

The phrase in question has its own place and time to be used and not to be used on ED as well.

Correct

"Victim": You made a page about me that compiles the batshit insanity I spew on a daily basis for all to see instead of viewing it on my home page!
æ: You mad?

White Knight: Take down this page about this girl I just now found on the internet! If I succeed in taking it down she may reward my valiant deed with sex!
æ: You mad?

Joao Bernardo Sousa: Yes I did make a lot of money posting CP on the internet and there is tons of evidence that I did it. But that part of my life is behind me so take down my page so I can do it again. I need money.
æ: You mad?

Furry: Your page on furries is too accurate for me to cope with! What is your problem with fucking dogs anyway?
æ: You mad?

Fucktard: So you made a page on me. I don't care. And to prove how much I don't care, I'm coming here 3 times a week on a new account to tell twenty different people how much I don't care!
æ: You mad?

Incorrect

You: I just made a page on ED about a GREAT NEW MEME me and my friends just came up with and we even made a /b/ thread for it! Here's a link to the thread, take a look! Trust me, it's completely page worthy!
æ: Flushed.
You: LOL U MAD?????????????

Also you: hey there was this thread on b that was deleted over two hours ago and i dont have any screenshots and i am literally the only person on earth who remembers it so im going to make a page on it but im functionally illiterate so i need you guys to write the page for me
æ: Deleted.
Also you: LOL U MAD????????????????????

You again: This page I made is about the greatest person on earth, ME. Here's a picture of me from my facebook, another picture of me from my facebook and this is a picture of me from my facebook! When can this be front paged?
æ: Never.
You again: LOL U MAD?????????????????????????????????????????????

Guess who: So there's this guy in my class who is a complete loser. You know it's true because I told you so! I'm making a page about him right here with no content whatsoever for the entire world to see why he's such a loser because I said so!
æ: Pass.
Guess who: LOL U MAD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I wonder who this is: I know you just deleted my page for one of the reasons above, but I know you didn't mean it so I made it again, and it's somehow even worse than last time!
æ: ...
I wonder who this is: LOL U MAD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ]

U MAD IRL

OMG RACIST!!!

Using "U MAD" in the real world is a sure fire way to get NAACP (Niggers Are Always Causing Problems) in a shit storm, well this and using nearly term for black people. Last Thursday a football team from Ohio decided they would be yet another group of people that think writting down memes on poorly constructed sign is funny or accomplishing something. In a strange turn of events it just happened to be that the NAACP was correct this time.

   
“ 		 
...the term [Nigger] [Nigga] may be seen either as a symbol of brotherhood, similar to the usage of the words dude and bro
  		„
  		 

—Al Sharpton, and nearly every black person's response when called out on the use of the word "nigga"

   
“ 		 
Totally racist! These boys should be taught a lesson, the sign should have said "You mad Nigga" because "Nigga" is a non-racist term for a black person that is the same as the "b" word. I really think it is time that we had a funeral for the "b" word.
  		„
  		 

—Ron Paul, The anti-racist[1]

Milt Thompson of the Philadelphia Faillies was fired last Thursday because the team can't see shit. Thompson replied, "I ain't even mad..."[2]

Quotes

   
“ 		 
Yes, I am mad. Thank you very much.
  		„
  		 

—An unaware newfag, who unintentionally ruined the whole meme.

   
“ 		 
Yes, I am mad. Because ou're using a shitty meme.
  		„
  		 

—Two sentences that killed off the joke. Because, replying to a serious joke with a reply just as serious is the height of hilarity.

Relevant JewTube Videos


The Original - Camron Ruining Billo's Shit


When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong


Jay Sinzz - U Mad?


U Mad TF2?? U mad??


LOL U MAD?

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