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[[File:Niggerinwonderlandtitlescreen.png|center|thumb|Title Screen, [[Lulzy|you should hear the music]]]] | [[File:Niggerinwonderlandtitlescreen.png|center|thumb|Title Screen, [[Lulzy|you should hear the music]]]] | ||
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Nigger in the Wonder-Land, also known as the best | '''Nigger in the Wonder-Land''', also known as "[[the best]] [[Game]] [[Evar|EVARRRRR]]" is a game released [[Last Thursday|all the way back in 1995]] for [[DOS|MS-DOS]], it is an extremely obscure [[KKK|cult]] classic that very few people are even aware of and genuine masterpiece that should've been in [[Arcades|arcade cabinets]] across the globe. [[Obviously]] aiming for [[Offended|maximum offense]], this game stars a [[Stereotype|racially-stereotyped]] [[Racism|caricature]] of a [[black man]] [[Illegal|approaching the border]] of his [[Congo|african desert nation]] - whose apparent concern is the pursuit of [[Buttsecks|sexual relations]] with a pair of [[White|(fair-skinned)]] buttocks. This [[Cocktease|tantalizing]] [[Butt|tooshie]] moves up and down the screen in evasive patterns; if our protagonist misses the mark, he will [[SIDS|suffer a fatal collision]] with the [[Donald Trump|wall]] beyond. If he does catch up with the [[Amputee|disembodied]] [[French|derrière]], the ensuing act is rather more bizarre than what the player is led to expect as the Nigger quite [[Goatse|literally dives into the anus]], a [[Realistic expectations|comical take]] on the typical [[niggerdick|niggerdong]] [[rape|jihad]]. After this, it's on to the next level, which speeds up the action some more. The creator or creators (credited as being made by "ALLU" and "MC") of this game are purportedly unknown as they apparently [[Troll's Remorse|removed this game from their site after a very short time]], however the internet has a very long [[dong|memory]]. | ||
Warning playing this game may or may not give you [[AIDS]]. | |||
Warning playing this game may or may not give you [[AIDS]] | |||
== Gameplay Screenshots == | == Gameplay Screenshots == | ||
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File:Niggerinwonderland1.png|the [[Mutts|muttlike]] nigger is hunting that [[Booty]] | File:Niggerinwonderland1.png|the [[Mutts|muttlike]] nigger is hunting that [[Booty]] | ||
File:Niggerinwonderland2.png|looks like someone taking a shit in reverse, or [[tubgirl]]. depends how you think about it. | File:Niggerinwonderland2.png|looks like someone taking a shit in reverse, or [[tubgirl]]. depends how you think about it. | ||
File:Niggerinwonderland3.png|nigger hits the wall collapsing into a stinking unmoving turd pile | File:Niggerinwonderland3.png|nigger hits the wall [[Collapsing objects|collapsing]] into a stinking unmoving turd pile | ||
File:Niggerinwonderlandgameover.png|no niggers left, better call a dead nigger storage company | File:Niggerinwonderlandgameover.png|[[No niggers|no niggers]] left, better call a [[Dead Nigger Storage|dead nigger storage]] company | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
== List of Games inferior to Nigger in the Wonder-Land == | == List of Games inferior to Nigger in the Wonder-Land == | ||
*Every other DOS game in existence | *Every other DOS game in existence. | ||
*Every other game in existence | *Every other game in existence. | ||
*Everything that exists. | |||
*Nigger in the Wonder-Land ([[Divide by zero|the gæm is so epic that it's even better than itself]]) | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
*[[Abandonware]] | *[[Abandonware]] | ||
*[[2022 Monkeypox outbreak]] caused by a | *[[Big Black Cock]] | ||
*[[ | *[[2022 Monkeypox outbreak]] - a resulting [[pandemic]] caused by ''Nigger in the Wonder-Land'' being re-enacted IRL. | ||
*[[Beastiality|Race-mixing]] - The game's plot in a nutshell. | |||
*[[Congo]] - fun fact, it is believed this game was inspired by the [[1960s|1960's]] french occupied Congo when occupation had ended and most french departed, the opportunistic simians would try their luck at buttraping all the remaining whitey. | |||
*[[Niggers]] - the developers of this game. | |||
== External Links == | |||
* [https://www.myabandonware.com/game/nigger-in-the-wonder-land-c21 Download the gæm here] | |||
{{Softwarez}} | {{Softwarez}} | ||
{{gaming}} | {{gaming}} | ||
{{afro}} | {{afro}} | ||
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Nigger in the Wonder-Land, also known as "the best Game EVARRRRR" is a game released all the way back in 1995 for MS-DOS, it is an extremely obscure cult classic that very few people are even aware of and genuine masterpiece that should've been in arcade cabinets across the globe. Obviously aiming for maximum offense, this game stars a racially-stereotyped caricature of a black man approaching the border of his african desert nation - whose apparent concern is the pursuit of sexual relations with a pair of (fair-skinned) buttocks. This tantalizing tooshie moves up and down the screen in evasive patterns; if our protagonist misses the mark, he will suffer a fatal collision with the wall beyond. If he does catch up with the disembodied derrière, the ensuing act is rather more bizarre than what the player is led to expect as the Nigger quite literally dives into the anus, a comical take on the typical niggerdong jihad. After this, it's on to the next level, which speeds up the action some more. The creator or creators (credited as being made by "ALLU" and "MC") of this game are purportedly unknown as they apparently removed this game from their site after a very short time, however the internet has a very long memory.
Warning playing this game may or may not give you AIDS.
Gameplay Screenshots
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level 1, you start with 5 niggers -
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looks like someone taking a shit in reverse, or tubgirl. depends how you think about it. -
nigger hits the wall collapsing into a stinking unmoving turd pile -
no niggers left, better call a dead nigger storage company
List of Games inferior to Nigger in the Wonder-Land
- Every other DOS game in existence.
- Every other game in existence.
- Everything that exists.
- Nigger in the Wonder-Land (the gæm is so epic that it's even better than itself)
See Also
- Abandonware
- Big Black Cock
- 2022 Monkeypox outbreak - a resulting pandemic caused by Nigger in the Wonder-Land being re-enacted IRL.
- Race-mixing - The game's plot in a nutshell.
- Congo - fun fact, it is believed this game was inspired by the 1960's french occupied Congo when occupation had ended and most french departed, the opportunistic simians would try their luck at buttraping all the remaining whitey.
- Niggers - the developers of this game.
External Links
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Nigger in the Wonder-Land is part of a series on Visit the Softwarez Portal for complete coverage. |
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Nigger in the Wonder-Land is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
