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Nigger in the Wonder-Land
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Nigger in the Wonder-Land, also known as "the best Game EVARRRRR" is a game released all the way back in 1995 for MS-DOS, it is an extremely obscure cult classic that very few people are even aware of and genuine masterpiece that should've been in arcade cabinets across the globe. Obviously aiming for maximum offense, this game stars a racially-stereotyped caricature of a black man approaching the border of his african desert nation - whose apparent concern is the pursuit of sexual relations with a pair of (fair-skinned) buttocks. This tantalizing tooshie moves up and down the screen in evasive patterns; if our protagonist misses the mark, he will suffer a fatal collision with the wall beyond. If he does catch up with the disembodied derrière, the ensuing act is rather more bizarre than what the player is led to expect as the Nigger quite literally dives into the anus, a comical take on the typical niggerdong jihad. After this, it's on to the next level, which speeds up the action some more. The creator or creators (credited as being made by "ALLU" and "MC") of this game are purportedly unknown as they apparently removed this game from their site after a very short time, however the internet has a very long memory.
Warning playing this game may or may not give you AIDS.
Gameplay Screenshots
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level 1, you start with 5 niggers
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looks like someone taking a shit in reverse, or tubgirl. depends how you think about it.
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nigger hits the wall collapsing into a stinking unmoving turd pile
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no niggers left, better call a dead nigger storage company
List of Games inferior to Nigger in the Wonder-Land
- Every other DOS game in existence.
- Every other game in existence.
- Everything that exists.
- Nigger in the Wonder-Land (the gæm is so epic that it's even better than itself)
See Also
- Abandonware
- Big Black Cock
- 2022 Monkeypox outbreak - a resulting pandemic caused by Nigger in the Wonder-Land being re-enacted IRL.
- Race-mixing - The game's plot in a nutshell.
- Congo - fun fact, it is believed this game was inspired by the 1960's french occupied Congo when occupation had ended and most french departed, the opportunistic simians would try their luck at buttraping all the remaining whitey.
- Niggers - the developers of this game.
External Links
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