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User:STONER FUCKER/OFWGKTA
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All a.k.a. OFWGKTA, or Odd Future, is a faggot, hipster, rap group made up entirely of niggers that provide infinite fap material for 13-year-old boys and hipsters on Failbook to fap to.
It's led by rapper Tyler the Creator, and although the group consists of 9 other members, it's really only Tyler that's creating the drama, with Earl Sweatshirt and Left Brain helping out here and there.
Background
Hailing from Los Angeles, California, Odd Future started like how every other hipster band in the world starts: by getting blogged about on Pitchfork.com. Although, this time it was a little different because of Pitchfork's decision to use a reference from a certain website, inciting much drama on the internet.
On Odd Future's debut Pitchfork.com article, Pitchfork described them in the headline as "The /b/ boys", presumably because of the fact that niggers always like to play basketball, but also because the blog found similarities between the group and 4chan's anonymous users' offensive language and imagery.
As expected, all the anonymous users on b were uber-butthurt, venting much anger and rage online, though, nobody really payed any attention to them anyway cause they're just a bunch of furfags.
Earl gets grounded from OF by his mom
Around the time that Odd Future started to get popular, Earl Sweatshirt literally vanished from the scene. There was much speculation on teh interwebz as to where he had gone to, but since the only people that gave a fuck about him were 13 year old boys, the speculation quickly turned into forced meme. Thus began the spamming of "FREE EARL" on twatter and Failbook pages everywhere, as if he was in prison for committing a crime. Luckily, the meme was put mostly to rest when some website decided to do some investigative journalism, making a new, much lulzier meme.
According to Complex, Earl Sweatshirt was sent to Coral Reef Academy in Samoa by his mom because of his "disrespectful" music and his behavior towards her. They provided the following pictures:
Earl gets ungrounded after a year of punishment
As of February 8th, 2012, according to his twitter account, it's safe to say that Earl is probably back now or at least coming back. Nevertheless, the lulz that came from this meme remain funny.
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Earl <3's Samoa
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No... just, no.
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Odd Future: Scumbag Steve's favorite band
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Uh, ok
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FREE EARL
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Yes, they even made shirts for this nigga
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...lots of them
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...EARL T-SHIRT™
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...sweatshirts too
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...and YOU probably bought one.
Odd Future roof riot incident
On May 12, 2011, Tyler, the Creator had a scheduled autograph signing at Newbury Comics Store in Boston, Massachusetts and Odd Future was booked to play a show that same night, nearby. What started as an eventful day quickly escalated into a mass hysteria when an overwhelming amount of people showed up at the comic store forcing locals to close down the street. With everyone standing outside in front of the store, Odd Future decided they could no longer resist their monkey-like natural instincts, and they proceeded to climb onto the roof of the store and jump around like apes. This caused uber niggerdom, leading to one cop getting injured and the arrest of a 16 year old girl.
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It get's better, though.
OF trolls Fox25
Later that afternoon, a local noticed that Boston's very own Fox25 was standing by the group's tourbus trying to get an comment from the group on the events. Seeing that there was a very high chance of maximum lulz, the local pulled out his camera and started filming the encounter. The members then started to stick their head out of a tourbus window, trolling the reporter with super-effectiveness, spouting classic lines such as "TRYNA GET A STORY, NIGGA?" and "WANNA SEE MY DICK?!"
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Take it away, FOX
And, as it turned out, the trolling made it to the final cut that night on TV! <video type="youtube" id="FYn6fx66AGs" width="480" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/>
Odd Future vs. Steve Albini
On August 06th, 2011, the official forums of the Electrical Audio website lit up with much drama and lulz when the main man himself, Steve Albini, owner of Electrical and uber-legendary recording engineer faggot, chimed in on a topic about Odd Future.
Apparently, the two forces had met a few months earlier on a shuttle bus in Barcelona, Spain. Steve didn't take too kindly to a bunch of coons riding his white bus. What followed next was a very funnie OL flame war by IRL music peoples that resulted in many lulz.
Steve begins:
Tyler, The Creator responds via twitter
Of course, it didn't take long for word to come back around and immediate Tyler, the Creator took to his twitter account with this:
He also added:
—Tyler, the Creator, telling some old man to STFU |
Odd Future's publicist tells Albini, "cool story, bro"
The drama was still not quite over. In a response to a Chicagoist.com journalist who was following-up the story, Odd Future's publicist, Heathcliff Berru, released the following statement to the website about the matter:
UPDATE: "Albino" get last word in; sucks Tyler, the Creator's cock
Finally, responding to the journalist's follow-up of the Chicagoist.com article, Steve threw in the towel, ending the OL trolling, at least for now, with this to say in closing:
—Steve "Albino", being a fag, talking about how Tyler, the Creator is actually a pretty cool guy |
Left Brain slaps a bitch
On October 30, 2011, Odd Future came into the spot light again, this time over drama that Left Brain had started.
According to reports, Left Brain was getting physical with photographers at a show in New Orleans, flinging water at them, and doing other typical stuff that niggers do. When Left Brain saw that there was in fact a wimmins in the group, he proceeded to ask himself the most vaild question any man could possibly ask in that situation, "WHY AIN'T U IN THE KICHENS, WOMAN??!?1?" , and then slapped the hoe right in the kisser.
NBC33 released this quote of female photographer trying to prove that Left Brain did in fact discriminate against women:
—Amy Harris, giving her best BAWWWWWW story |
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Naturally, much lulz and approval did insue after the fact, but the enemies of the lulz tried to fight back, demanding accountability for the incident saying stuff like "OMG HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED" and "ODD FUTURE HATES WIMMINS!!".
Fortunately, Odd Future's publicist Heathcliff Berru came to the rescue once again, putting on his best trollface, telling the lamestream news sources and feminazis exactly what they needed to hear: "NO U"!
—Odd Future's publicist, doing a damn fine job |
Thankfully, the tactic had worked like a charm and the female reported never filed any charges. She also took all her belongings and pawned them for monies so she could go buy her some new cookware and get back in the kitchen. It was later reported that she was glad that the incident happened, saying "Boy I sure am glad some sense got slappend into me. WTF was i thinking being all out of the kitchen like that?"
UPDATE: OMG SHE ACTUALLY FILED CHARGES!!
So, Amy Harris now apparently thinks she is an hero, but she doesn't actually know what that means and she doesn't doing it right and it's making things very unlulzy for everybody.
On her personal blog, Harris published a post revealing that she had in fact filed a police report. Although, as court cases often do, this case is taking a while to unfold. However, this section will be updated as more facts are released.
How to troll Odd Future fans
If you want to troll Odd Future fans just go to the comments section of any Odd Future video on YouTube and do the following:
- Ask them why Odd Future talks about God so much if they're atheist.
- Tell them that you are a Christian and that God doesn't approve of Odd Future.
- Tell them that Odd Future has no talent and are just shock-rap.
- Tell them that Steve Harvey is actually a pretty cool guy.
- Tell them that you like Odd future better without Earl Sweatshirt.
- Remind them that Odd Future can't skate for shit and that they are actually just posers.
See Also
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