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Black Panther
Nigger Panther was originally the name for a terrorist organization that sought to overthrow the US Government and install a black Supremacist government. However, a bunch of retards thought it would be a good title for a shitty Marvel superhero movie.
Plot
After the death of his gay and white father, T'Challa returns home to the nigger nation of Wakanda to take his rightful place as a Trump look-alike. When a challenger appears in the form of a Call of Duty MLP Pro who calls himself "Killmonger", T'Challa's mettle as king -- and as Black Panther -- gets tested when he's drawn into a conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and his Vibranium at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people.
Wakanda
Wakanda is a rich, prosperousa and technologically advanced superpower that is, beyond all logic, somehow located in Africa and run by black people. Think about it: a First-World Country run by niggers. This country looks more like the black supremacist version of Trump's America viewed by someone who suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome; countries with walls and a homogeneous nigger population. The country is rich because a meteor once landed there, so it is pure luck that the nignogs can actually eat. Remember kids, if you don't have a giant space rock filled with vibranium, you are fucked. Because Wakanda is the richest country in the region, it does not allow any of the other niggers from around in. It literally has a giant wall.
That 30 feet wall
Our favourite fat fuck basement-dwelling would-be film critic on Wokeanda:
Rotten Tomatoes Score Controversy
Because our society has been taken over by a religion that mandates the whites must bow down before black cock, or else they are racist, this movie was hyped to hell and back by the press and various twitter addicted (white) soyboys, and they stated that anything less than a perfect 100 score means that the reviewer giving that score must be a Nazi. The dodos behind Rotten Tomatoes even prepared banning users who tried giving a negative score on their website to combat the usual "Hatred, racism, bigotry" and to maintain an honest audience score.
The first reviews came in, and it's a full-on hailstorm of positive reviews ranging from 6/10 scores bumped from 5 just to avoid getting shit flung by the apes, to 5/5 reviews considering it one of the best films of all time, all of this resulting in a perfect 100% rating on opening day. Naturally Australia did not listen to the hivemind, giving it two out of its three negative Rotten Tomato Scores, but that didn't stop Black Panther from being declared by RT as THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE.
Things that Black Panther doesn't actually have
Despite being a shitty SJW black supremacist movie glorified by libtards, here are some things this film thankfully didn't add:
- Gays
- Disabled
- Furries
- Sand Niggers
- Spics
- Chinks
- The other 1 million genders
- Communism
- A worthwhile plot
See also
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