Bait Truck

Master baiting.

This is bait, but niggers are retarded and can never resist stealing.

Bait Trucks are a "controversial" police tactic that are used mainly in post-apocalyptic ghettos such as Chicago, Illinois, and Detroit, Michigan, to catch thieves and put them in the rape bin where they belong. Bait Trucks are an evolution of the popular Bait Car tactic in which police would put a brand new car in a completely conspicuous location and then wait for some scrawny white boy to come along, commit Grand Theft Auto and then lead them on a high-speed chase that would typically end in a spectacular Paul Walkering and the death of no less than three civilians.

After realizing that settling tons of wrongful death lolsuits isn't cost-efficient, the police went back to the drawing board and came up with a genius idea – fill a semi-truck with overpriced Nike brand shoes and Supreme merchandise, leave it unattended in a poor, majority black neighbourhood and then sit back and enjoy the utter lulz that ensues as the locals are presented with two agonizing choices.

1. Steal the Nikes.
2. Don't steal the Nikes.

Naturally, the fine folks of Black Lives Matter quickly came to the conclusion that this constituted a form of illegal entrapment by law enforcement – because, as science and history have consistently proven, black people are physically incapable of going even two fucking seconds without taking something that doesn't belong to them.

See Also

• Black Lives Matter
• It's a trap!
• Party Van

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