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BANGS
BANGS BALEETED is a young black brotha from Sudan who doesn't have AIDS, isn't a Muslim, isn't pimping 419 scams, and seems to have a lot going on for himself in his young life (including 2.5 million views on his seminal rap anthem, Take U To Da Movies). However, BANGS isn't very happy and never ever has a good time. You see his life is hard.
Meanwhile, BANGS makes Big Baby Jesus cry because BANGS has an iPhone. An iPhone in Sudan. Think about that for a minute. BBJ lives in Hollywood, California, USA and he used to be some kind of rich record producer or some shit, but does he have an iPhone? No. He does not have a fucking iPhone. That's fucked up.
BANGS has an iPhone in the Sudan. ODB has a crappy Motorola PEBL and he lives in the richest nation on Earth.
Meanwhile while BANGS has an iPhone, millions of technologically starved Americunts are just getting by with crappy T Mobile phones with Android.
According to BANGS, Take U To Da Movies tells of "asking out a girl you like, taking her to the movies, buying her popcorn and treating her right." BANGS’ unique, upbeat and infectious rapping style and refreshingly honest lyrics have won him millions of fans around the world.
Lyrics
[[Take U To Da Movies]]
History
BANGS is a 19-year-old Khartoum-born Ausfalian rapper who moved there in 2003 with his family after his father married another wife. He has been writing rap, hip hop and pop since settling in Melbourne in 2004. He writes about his life, loves and hopes and all the usual shit rappers go on about endlessly.
His catalog of homemade hits includes such classic singles as “Music Is My Wife” and “Girlfriend” (with DJ Wasabi). In July 2008 he recorded his first professional studio album entitled “Hard To Be Up” it features the new hit single “Take U To Da Movies” which is available on iTunes.
According to BANGS, the name “Hard To Be Up” means "that I have worked so hard to put the songs together to make the album."
Critical Acclaim
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See Also
External Links
- BANGS official site
- Official Facebook
- Email: Bangs_bookings@hotmail.com
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